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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conservatives bad

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    predictive programming

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    republicans become so crazy when their god, drumpf, doesn't get reelected that they go to war against democracy.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two gay soldiers get entangled between different sides of a violent conflict and try to find each other so they can confess their love to the other

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are they black? I hope their black

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like its gonna be kino as frick I don't care what anyone says.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      republicans become so crazy when their god, drumpf, doesn't get reelected that they go to war against democracy.

      Conservatives bad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasted

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      goddamn best digits always get wasted on troony posts

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They're adapting turner diaries
    Holy based

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alex Garland is British. What the frick does he know? Also, a new civil war is never going to happen, and if it did, the Left would stomp the Right in a matter of hours.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So by "the left" you mean like the army? Or are you actually delusional? Antifa troons are useless and pathetic and rely on cops

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Antifa troons and their POC allies rioted across every major city in America and helped deliver sweeping cultural victories with regard to policing and national historiography. Yes, the establishment is on their side, but the case would be the same if a civil war ever happened. Also, yes, the armed services would happily gun down chuds.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >helped deliver sweeping cultural victories with regard to policing and national historiography.

          lol they just got used as useful idiots to make sure trump lost the election. The media tricked POCS and their white co-conspirators into destroying their own communities and murdering more blacks than the police. Then police went right back to busting black heads and the media went silent. They dont need you anymore.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trump's loss, the crackdown following J6, the legal codification of BLM's cultural values, the shifts in policing tactics (that have unleashed a new crime wave), all of that stuff is at least partially downstream of Antifa troons, their POC allies, and their Deep State backers.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The army is pretty useless except for the elite branches, which are around 90% chud

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is so irresponsible. Hollywood needs to be regulated.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tyrannical government uses mkultra to brainwash morons and subhuman immigrants to fight actual patriots

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is exactly what happened in the first civil war.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just checked the case and there is not one single white man in the whole movie.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    test screens said it was a dark comedy

    https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2023/4/7y3tauq0fm4ef92vpvoi04nommihn4

    >Civil War is a very good film, but not quite on the same level as Ex Machina and Annihilation, in my opinion. It’s a road movie and a war film with satirical elements. The cast is excellent, especially Kirsten Dunst in the lead role as a war photographer. It looks great and is stylishly directed, with some fun needle drops. Jesse Plemons and Nick Offerman show up in small but key roles, which I haven’t seen reported anywhere!

    I had posted another reaction a few months ago:

    >I caught Garland’s near-future war picture in the vein of an elevated shooter game. Sort of how I felt with Jordan Peele’s Us, maybe it's not saying anything important like prior movies, but I mostly enjoyed it. An entirely different beast than “Ex Machina” or “Men”. Less poetically artful or shocking, and a story that was difficult to follow. Whole cast was strong. I hope it’s not Garland’s last movie as he teased in recent interviews.”

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >satirical elements
      You just know the "satirical elements" are going to be having a tanned blonde man doing a Hitler impression.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lead is Dunst as a photographer
      That sounds fricking boring and gay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically confirms it will be a somber chick flick and nothing men are interested in seeing.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sandbags look pretty dumb way up there.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Troons and darkies invade the "white" house because it's racis.
    >Get shot
    >Firey but peaceful protests
    >Not this shit again.jpg
    >Call in the national guard
    >Escalation

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd they leave "Men" out of the poster?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    muh right wing militias taking over the government or some stupid shit like that. Libtards have been hyperventilating about the made-up threat of militias for 30 years now.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Confederate soldiers rise from the dead.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based on his previous stuff it's gonna be science fiction or horror.

      I'm guessing... Confederate zombies with enough intelligence to use weapons.

      If that is the case it could be kino. But I just can't see a movie like this not taking every opportunity to dab on dead soldiers, so I still would skip it.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conservatives bad.
    Drumpf.
    Orange man bad.
    Remember January 6th? (solemn music over slow mo scenes of rioting that isn't remotely like Jan 6)
    United we can all come together and le win.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dixiecucks get dabbed on AGAIN

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conservative president contests election. The movie will show how he is wrong and evil and the good guys from California will assassinate him.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As America continues to change, increasingly alienated movements concerned with liberty, faith, immigration and race begin attempting to depart from union.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based on his previous stuff it's gonna be science fiction or horror.

    I'm guessing... Confederate zombies with enough intelligence to use weapons.

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