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Conservatives bad
predictive programming
republicans become so crazy when their god, drumpf, doesn't get reelected that they go to war against democracy.
Two gay soldiers get entangled between different sides of a violent conflict and try to find each other so they can confess their love to the other
Are they black? I hope their black
That looks like its gonna be kino as frick I don't care what anyone says.
Wasted
goddamn best digits always get wasted on troony posts
>They're adapting turner diaries
Holy based
Alex Garland is British. What the frick does he know? Also, a new civil war is never going to happen, and if it did, the Left would stomp the Right in a matter of hours.
So by "the left" you mean like the army? Or are you actually delusional? Antifa troons are useless and pathetic and rely on cops
Antifa troons and their POC allies rioted across every major city in America and helped deliver sweeping cultural victories with regard to policing and national historiography. Yes, the establishment is on their side, but the case would be the same if a civil war ever happened. Also, yes, the armed services would happily gun down chuds.
>helped deliver sweeping cultural victories with regard to policing and national historiography.
lol they just got used as useful idiots to make sure trump lost the election. The media tricked POCS and their white co-conspirators into destroying their own communities and murdering more blacks than the police. Then police went right back to busting black heads and the media went silent. They dont need you anymore.
Trump's loss, the crackdown following J6, the legal codification of BLM's cultural values, the shifts in policing tactics (that have unleashed a new crime wave), all of that stuff is at least partially downstream of Antifa troons, their POC allies, and their Deep State backers.
The army is pretty useless except for the elite branches, which are around 90% chud
This is so irresponsible. Hollywood needs to be regulated.
>tyrannical government uses mkultra to brainwash morons and subhuman immigrants to fight actual patriots
This is exactly what happened in the first civil war.
I just checked the case and there is not one single white man in the whole movie.
test screens said it was a dark comedy
https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2023/4/7y3tauq0fm4ef92vpvoi04nommihn4
>Civil War is a very good film, but not quite on the same level as Ex Machina and Annihilation, in my opinion. It’s a road movie and a war film with satirical elements. The cast is excellent, especially Kirsten Dunst in the lead role as a war photographer. It looks great and is stylishly directed, with some fun needle drops. Jesse Plemons and Nick Offerman show up in small but key roles, which I haven’t seen reported anywhere!
I had posted another reaction a few months ago:
>I caught Garland’s near-future war picture in the vein of an elevated shooter game. Sort of how I felt with Jordan Peele’s Us, maybe it's not saying anything important like prior movies, but I mostly enjoyed it. An entirely different beast than “Ex Machina” or “Men”. Less poetically artful or shocking, and a story that was difficult to follow. Whole cast was strong. I hope it’s not Garland’s last movie as he teased in recent interviews.”
>satirical elements
You just know the "satirical elements" are going to be having a tanned blonde man doing a Hitler impression.
>Lead is Dunst as a photographer
That sounds fricking boring and gay
Basically confirms it will be a somber chick flick and nothing men are interested in seeing.
Sandbags look pretty dumb way up there.
>Troons and darkies invade the "white" house because it's racis.
>Get shot
>Firey but peaceful protests
>Not this shit again.jpg
>Call in the national guard
>Escalation
Why'd they leave "Men" out of the poster?
muh right wing militias taking over the government or some stupid shit like that. Libtards have been hyperventilating about the made-up threat of militias for 30 years now.
Confederate soldiers rise from the dead.
If that is the case it could be kino. But I just can't see a movie like this not taking every opportunity to dab on dead soldiers, so I still would skip it.
Conservatives bad.
Drumpf.
Orange man bad.
Remember January 6th? (solemn music over slow mo scenes of rioting that isn't remotely like Jan 6)
United we can all come together and le win.
Dixiecucks get dabbed on AGAIN
Conservative president contests election. The movie will show how he is wrong and evil and the good guys from California will assassinate him.
As America continues to change, increasingly alienated movements concerned with liberty, faith, immigration and race begin attempting to depart from union.
Based on his previous stuff it's gonna be science fiction or horror.
I'm guessing... Confederate zombies with enough intelligence to use weapons.