Was he responsible for the first genocide in history?
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Probably not, but he's definitely responsible for the most savage display of 'frick around and find out' I think I've ever seen animated. It's not often you see a show or movie that's actually willing to show women or kids die, let alone on screen(Thought they obviously went easy on the kid compared to everyone else). It's not that I like that for edgy reasons, but rather that I like that they aren't patronizing the audience and treating them like soft morons. Every once in awhile it's nice to get a show that's just straight up raw without necessarily just being the cringy over the top gorefests you see in anime where it's more shock value than practical.
That absolute moment when his killing stopped being justified and you questioned if what he was doing was morally correct even before the kid got involved.
Nah I didn't feel a single shred of sympathy for the village. Not necessarily because they were slavers, but because they saw this dude, saw his dinosaur, saw them both utterly fricking wreck their warriors, and then saw these two preparing to leave...and in their infinite fricking wisdom, the village decided it was definitely worth taking these two on for some slaves.
For that alone, they DESERVED to die. Spear and Fang may have an unusual relationship and ability to empathize with other creatures, but at their core they're engines of nature, hence the name of the show. The psuedo-vikings thought they were masters of violence because of their fancy tools until they ran into the real deal. Compared to a Neanderthal hardened by surviving in a world of dinosaurs and supernatural shit all out to kill him, the not-vikings may as well just be LARPing homosexuals who got the most brutal wake up call they could have imagined.
This. I bet Spear will feel super bad for what he's done, but his hand was forced by a bunch of n*orse homosexuals thinking they're unbeatable after successfully enslaving a bunch of lanky dudes.
Will we get flashbacks of Spear killing that kid in the next episode?
>decided it was definitely worth taking these two on for some slaves.
For their dead comrades*
Well put.
tbf i doubt the majority of the wakened villagers knew the two intruders had anything to do with the slaves. that said, they chose to continue attacking them after they had shown the intent to bow out of the bloodshed, and thus forfeit their own lives.
regarding the first point i'm not sure if their giving the newest batch of slaves a key for their chains was simply because there was nothing left of their village, or if the leader had an inkling that their deeds had finally caught up to them.
WTF BASED???
>still samegayging your cringe post
Can you dumb homosexuals from Cinemaphile and /misc/ just stay in your quarantine since your brains are so fricking broken from 24/7 whining and negativity that you're convinced any shred of non-complaining, positivity, actually discussing a topic, or simply not being a childish little b***h is some sort of conspiracy?
anon, the best way to fight a parasite is to just ignore it or just run away from it, exceedingly fast
kino opinion
This, even children fought till the end. I wonder what happened with the babies tho. The one with the woman was probably crashed, but I bet there were more in the huts.
They must've died, because the father and the son(?) seemingly found no survivors.
Presumably all the young ones died strapped to their mothers, and even if they lived if the babies are under a year old, they'd starve anyway because no breastfeeding mother is around. The 2-5 year olds would be like little chicken nuggets to Fang though. If not they'd die to exposure and accidents pretty soon.
Nah, g*rmans deserve to be genocided.
>"Trust none of them. Someday the German people may be cured of their disease. The super race disease. The world conquest disease. But they must prove that they have been cured beyond a shadow of a doubt before they are ever again are allowed to take their place among respectable nations."
-Dr. Seuss
what a fricking golem
>Geisel was born and raised in Springfield, Massachusetts, the son of Henrietta (née Seuss) and Theodor Robert Geisel. His father managed the family brewery and was later appointed to supervise Springfield's public park system by Mayor John A. Denison after the brewery closed because of Prohibition. Mulberry Street in Springfield, made famous in his first children's book And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street, is near his boyhood home on Fairfield Street. The family was of German descent, and Geisel and his sister Marnie experienced anti-German prejudice from other children following the outbreak of World War I in 1914.
He might have had self hating feelings regarding being German, considering the era he grew up in.
You're telling me he has the same backstory as Zeke
Seuss was just a commie.
>Ha ha ha I'm going to brutalize and demean other people as a way of fricking life
>oh shit oh frick they're standing up for themselves this sucks
>oh shit oh frick they're standing up for themselves this sucks
that and they didn't expect a caveman and dinosaur from the dark continent to show up
Point is you can't go around actively making enemies and then be surprised when you have enemies
That's what happens when you go around fricking with people and not wiping them out.
I remember in high school there was this trend going around were people talking about the history of Vikings and how despite the fact that they were pirates they also supported their village so "in a way they were noble" and "it's all about perspective". Glad to finally see things starting to flip. Don't get me wrong I like Vikings and revenge stories but I don't overlook that what they do as excusable.
I really only felt bad for the kids and the old man
They decided to stand and fight for their village, and they lost.
Had they cut their losses or decided on a retreat/rout they would not have all died.
I do not think either side was in the wrong on that regard. I mean, the slavers were in the wrong to begin with, but there is nothing wrong with defending your home. There is also nothing wrong with killing your enemies.
>the slavers were in the wrong to begin with
on what basis?
Slavery. Even if you're a moral contrarian, these guys personally enslaved the friend of the protagonist, which makes them antagonists.
idk anon, if youre moronic enough to see a man using a dinosaur as his stead and still decide to fight back, instead of letting them through then i'd be a liar if i said that you werent in the wrong. even if the slaves are your property and source of income for foreign trade, you do not wanna play stupid games with a beast that's bigger than yours.
>but muh numbers
some of the frickers in that village dont even know what a dino is and worse yet, its a dino who's master is just as crazy as she is. if he's capable of taming a dino, just how dangerous is he?
Only detached citygays think it would be about income and property. In a close-knit community if you saw your neighbour in peril you'd try to help him, and if someone was killing his family you'd intervene. I sympathize though, in the city you're just as liable to be stabbed by the person you try to help save, so it's better to mind your own business and run away. In a homogeneous community where everyone knows everyone, you'd defend your home, in a city there's nothing worth saving.
If you think it was still about recapturing slaves after a bunch of their friends and family were murdered, you're nuts.
>In a close-knit community if you saw your neighbour in peril you'd try to help him, and if someone was killing his family you'd intervene.
Not at the risk to my own family
The risk is already there, anon
>someone is stabbing my neighbor in his house
>me, my wife, son, and daughter should all run in and try to fight the intruder
>if my children get stabbed to death at least they died with honor
>I should just throw away the years I spent raising my kids to potentially save my neighbor who already is dying from a stab wound
This is how stupid you sound.
What if your neighbor was your 3rd cousin you like drinking with?
objection your honor. speculation
Im not recruiting my kids to help fight off some crazed attacker stabbing my cousin+drinking buddy. Their lives are worth more than his and they'll need at least one parent alive to raise them if I die attempting to thwart further violence.
You sound like someone who would turn to cannibalism when shit hits the fan.
You sound like someone who resorts to mindless shitposting when proven wrong.
You sound like someone who resorts to shitting when his colon is full.
You sound like you don't live in a tight knit community made of your extended relatives and loved ones you see and work with everyday. You wouldn't happen to live in an apartment complex by chance aye?
NTA but I do and no one gives a shit about anyone else around here, only 1 out of like 20 neighbors near me bothers to even learn their neighbors' names, even when someone new moves in, they just keep to themselves.
It's sad that that's become the reality for most of humanity tbh. We need to return to monkey and Primal is showing us the way.
>say my wife and kids lives are more important than my neighbor's life
>even imply I would help out as long as my direct family stays out of it
>you must live in urban area
Why are you trying assume and deduce personal things about someone on an anonymous image board? Could it be you don't have anything counter with so you try to go for personal attacks instead?
Is he right? Post backyard please.
>still trying to dig up dirt when discussing the moral implications of a cartoon
You act like a politician or insufferable twitter c**t
Cityslicker detected.
its Cinemaphile anon. everyone here is a schizo who thinks he's fricking Sherlock Holmes with their deductions when in fact it just outs them as a moron
Is your neighbor your cousin you love and work alongside, hang out with and see all the time? Do you have a leader you and you're community are personally related to in some way? No? Figured as much.
If he was a real friend he’d understand me prioritizing my kids over him
If your kids are about to be slaughtered would you hope he would be willing to risk his life to save your children? Or would you say "naw, man, I get it" as your children are disemboweled?
>moving the goalposts this much
Holy shit, what frickin moron you turned out to be. The entire point of the reply chain was the question "Neighbor under attack, what do?" With the answer being don't make wife and kids fight the attacker And now you flip it completely?
>The entire point of the reply chain was the question "Neighbor under attack, what do?"
I would say that "You under attack, what neighbor do?" is a perfectly reasonable tangent to bring into that conversation.
No, you tried to equate using your children as weapons to wanting someone to protect your own kids
homie, my first post was
- don't assume every single person who responds to you is the same person on a fricking anonymous malaysian quilt-weaving forum
Against a Neanderthal and Trex? That were trying to leave but your moron cousin insisted on chasing them? Haha frick no, you're delusional. Quit acting like you'd do anything other than piss yourself and hide. I don't know who these LARPing homosexuals are who pretend being rural suddenly means everything is back to the 1700's and 'muh community' all give a shit about each other. Spent half my life living in rural places and at best most people ignore each other and keep to themselves just like city folk, or at worst, are catty and nosey little homosexuals that gossip and constantly get into each other's personal business.
Just because you live somewhere where your homosexual neighbors hold occasional potlucks or some shit doesn't mean they'd actually risk their families to come save you in melee combat with a grizzly bear and his sasquatch handler.
He is not equal to a child at all
Post your address, gonna send Tyrone and the boyz and see if you can still keep up your moronic takes.
Do you? Post your tight-knit community and violent criminal incidents otherwise you're just talking out of your ass.
I used to, i live in a small town and was related to everyone, had to watch who i dated to make sure they weren't my cousins. then the local economy went to shit, outsiders moved in and many of the kids moved to the cities.
Spear wasn't running towards the village tents and swinging a weapon at women and children. He was yelling a screaming to try and tell the villagers to frick off or die. They chose death by running at him wailing war cries the entire time.
Your family is already at risk.
If a burglar came in I would hide with my kids too
>>In a close-knit community if you saw your neighbor in peril you'd try to help him, and if someone was killing his family you'd intervene.
like hell i would. I'm not like you gays, going out your way to look for problems. I got shit to do. i got journals to write. mainly journals explaining when and how our little "close-knit community" went to shit
And this is why no one would help you if someone is killing you.
Reap what you sow, homosexual.
oh now, im the homosexual cause i wanna keep my family safe instead of getting stabbed for your sake?
I'm saying don't expect anyone to stick their neck out for you since you won't for them.
>implying being friends with someone who makes enemies willing to kill them, their family, and their friends isn't just as bad if not worse
I rather limit myself my own extremely short list of people that wann kill me thank you. Taking on other people's lists because we are "friends and neighbors" is too much of a hassle.
>Frick my neighbor. I've got mine. I'm not risking anything for them.
>Why don't neighbors look out for each other anymore? What happened to being a part of a community?
They literally took time out of the battle to bother chasing the slaves, moron. Vikings are fricking gay and Spear and Fang are based for shitting all over their delusional LARP culture where they call themselves warriors for...fricking what, bullying a bunch of frail twig people? Spear and Fang tried multiple times to spare the morons and even tried to leave, the self defense excuse doesn't apply here, and I'm pretty sure a culture that goes around brutalizing it's neighbors and throwing it's children and women with babies on their chest into civic defense probably don't actually give that much of a shit about each other to the point they're willing to risk virtually guaranteed death charping at a fricking T-Rex pair bonded to a Neanderthal with 5 times their muscle density. Especially after you just watched them utterly trash your professional soldiers. Vikings were never noble nor did they strictly stick to some sort of honor code, they were just moron barbarians.
Did Vikings raid your village and push over your church or something?
>Spear and Fang are based for shitting all over their delusional LARP culture where they call themselves warriors for...fricking what, bullying a bunch of frail twig people?
This made me smile, kek. Based anon.
Didn't they try to attack Spear and Fang when they were in the cave? They were probably going to enslave them too, so yeah they were always in the wrong.
But they have kids anon. That automatically makes it okay to enslave people simply trying to survive off the land like everyone else. Slaves revolting to free their children from the horrors of slavery bad. Teaching viking children to be brutal slavers good.
I don't know if you're meant to sympathize with the Vikings, and the only purpose is that it gives the bad guys a decent motive aside from(I'm mad) to go chasing after Spear and Fang.
It also shows the difference between the Viking village leadership and the previous village. When one sees fleeing targets, the Vikings, attack and don't stop attacking until it gets them all killed. Meanwhile the previous village offered a truce that ended up saving their asses in the long run.
>I don't know if you're meant to sympathize with the Vikings
From what an anon said in a previous thread, you are but in the way you sympathize with a predator who fails to catch the prey in a documentary. Both prey and predator have their motivations and need to do as they did, which people watching can sympathize with, even if ultimatelly rooting for the prey to get away.
The prey/predator metaphor is a good way of putting it. I don't sympathize with them, but I do emphasize with their grief, even if they are ultimately in the wrong. After all, there's no way a warrior would come back to their home destroyed and not feel some kind of way seeing their family and comrades killed.
You don't have to sympathize with them, theyre clearly antagonists to spear and fang. but there's nothing wrong with empathizing either
>frick around and find out
This it really was their arrogance against not running away.
In away it's like people refusing to leave knowing there's a flood coming. That's the best eay I can describe spear and Fang they're so fricking primal (exuse the pun) you can hardly blame them for what they did.
It's like what did you expect was going to happen?
>It's like what did you expect was going to happen?
They were totally unprepared. They had absolutely no idea wtf they were getting into, and only started to realize they may have gotten themselves into some real shit once Fang jumped out. These morons thought they were hot shit for going around kidnapping weak little agriculture cucks with weak jaws, they didn't even have a frame of -reference- for the potential for violence contained within Spear or Fang, let alone Spear and Fang together.
So far, it looks like whatever land this is, it's much, much softer than wherever the frick Spear and Fang came from. Personally I'm loving this Doomslayer season. It's pretty funny watching these idiots b***h up when they realize they're nowhere near the level of murderous intent that these two get to when they're pissed.
It definitely boiled down to belief of control.
You can see it in their actions that they viewed Spear like a beast. Even in the beginning it was okay, let's kill this guy and be on our way.
Then when shit hits the fan, that was their only option like holy frick if we can just kill him and the dinosaur at least we'll live.
They honestly should've sounded the retreat when the mist came in, because they were getting their asses beat before, I don't know what made them think the mist would help.
Maybe because it was their home turf they thought it would help.
Fang did nothing wrong.
Man, that sequence was really well done.
It's not genocide if they deserved it
My brother in Christ, I hate to tell you this but 90% of the time genocide begins explicitly because they deserve it, not just the israelites, but the one's in Rwanda, China, and the USSR, if aggression from the victims is what makes them ok to kill, then literally the holocaust and the rest were ok too.
>USSR
I mean, does it counts as genocide if you commit it against yourself through sheer stupidity?
i believe it's called social darwinism when you goof like that
>I mean, does it counts as genocide if you commit it against yourself through sheer stupidity?
That was a genocide of Moscow rulers against Ukranian, Mongolian and other peasants.
Genocide is a vague term either way and is almost used everytime in a hyperbolic sense whenever lots of people die under man-made errors/conditions.
>Self-report
Local man too angry to die
>tfw no tall protoviking gf
>tfw no t rex gf
homosexual
furry
homosexual furry
>tall girl
>gay
Imagine being this much of a low t homosexual
They're usually guys that look like tall girls, complete with shoulder length hair that they touch every 6 minutes.
It was his fault he was in the wrong
he should've negotiated with them
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Most of the Neanderthals already got genocided first by the homosexual Sapiens, this was why Spear and his family were the only humans on the island
I'm calling it, this is going to be the twist reveal of "man's origin" in The Primal Theory, not magic/supernatural stuff.
what about the ginger being sacrificed by the witch coven?
>I'm calling it, this is going to be the twist reveal of "man's origin" in The Primal Theory, not magic/supernatural stuff.
Sorry, what would the twist be exactly? That Neanderthals remained and humans came from them?
Uhh ackshuallë, neanderthals probably gradually became extinct through continual crossbreeding with superior homosexual sapiens, iirc everyone has like 1% neanderthal dna left in them
Nah, the world will probably be some kind of zoo/'natural reserve' where different creatures and beings are kept from different portions of history.
I don’t know, I think it’s going to be deeper than just humans thriving but where they came from
Vikings are huge gays whi had it coming.
It's primmin time
The best part is that he’s holding his spear already
He needs both. One for unga, second for bunga.
the BIG one
And then he primed all over those guys hahaha
Viking Boy smell.
Grrr...damn viking brat...needs UNGA BUNGA correction!
He looks so nerdy even as a Viking with a badass helmet on, its moe
He looks breedable.
I don't give a damn, the Varangian style is fricking awesome even if it looks like a kid stuffed into several winter coats
At the very least he is super comfy.
and the dad ready to frick some shit up
>...hm
snort
Fang can swallow him whole, but Spear might struggle
extra fiber for Fang
>”Mmph! Mmff!”
>”Ugh, what’s wrong?”
>”I can’t put my arms dooooowwwwn...!”
>AChristmasStory-mind
Kek
>At the very least he is super comfy.
lol no, little shit looks like Ralphie's brother in Christmas Story after the mom puts a dozen coats on him
>I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!!!
he looks like an uncut dick
Is it CONFIRMED this is a boy? I thought it was a teen girl
There's no female characters mentioned in the credits besides Rikka and Mira. Don't actually know if the older child is Eldar (basically the only other apparent proper name given) or if vomiting wasn't enough to get a credit
I'm sure a pitch animatic would clarify but I don't think I've seen a single one for this season so far
Should I bother watching the pitch animatics if I already seen all of the episodes?
Outside of credits, it didn't look like the guy had breasts or anything resembling a female figure. The sound he makes when he threw up definitely came from a male VA.
Also, long-haired Scandinavian dudes are fairly common. Take these two, for example.
but theys are metals dude.
Burying your entire blood-soaked village and cladding yourself in spiked armor in order to take vengeance is extremely metal.
i mean, did the you see the viking queen? quite frankly, i cant blame you for thinking it
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How's that teenage vussy?
Oh good, I thought I was the only one who thought he was cute. Though I'm already preparing myself for his unfortunate brutal death. Lewds when?
homosexual
They might be. Good catch, anon. I didn't even notice em
Oops, last reply was meant for
like shawarma or donair?
>no armpit hair
She truly is the worst.
here's your pit hair friend
Clearly the vikings shaved not just her head but everywhere else to establish her status as an owned slave
>Yes slave, shaving your pussy hair is VERY important for our slaving proccess. Now open those legs
only two season and in each of them, fricking kids dies
ngl, this show is pretty kino
>he's just one dude with a sword
>we can stop him and get the slaves back
TONIGHT I WILL REMIND THEM
Shit I don't want to imagine how that baby died with his mother.
I'm just glad they didn't show the baby getting killed. It's likely the baby got slaughtered regardless though, probably by Fang. But realistically, who goes to battle with a 3 month old strapped to them? These people are awful.
>but realistically, who goes to battle with a 3 month old strapped to them
Beat leaving it unattended in your hut.
...I guess?
*beats
>...I guess?
I guess it depends. Did anyone think they'd survive that night?
If she had just retreated and let Spear and Fang go and hid away from them until they left, then yes it's reasonable to expect to survive that night.
>Why dont they act in accordance with my omniscient third person perspective?!
homie its only two creatures. Even if they didn't know that Spear and Fang were acting in self-defense just delta split and hope that they're not so thorough as to comb in all directions, its better to abandon a hut and live than to fight and die with your child in your arms.
Imagine putting a little girl in combat.
Where had I seen this before?
...is that a fricking WOODEN sword?? I would have given her 2 knives and told her to go for the legs and knees and most importantly...have fun.
That looks good in fiction because we think small people should have small weapons but in reality she'd be in much more danger with a short reach weapon. Give her a nice long spear so she can be safe and comfy while she stabs people.
If we are going with reality rules then long spears and halberds trump every other weapon regardless of being used by a child or not. Spear reach is op
A wooden sword? I see a real sword.
Thought it was a boy. Tbf you can never really tell until you know when
good thing spear wiped them out, they might have evolved into modern day feminist protestors
It was actually pretty standard practice in some cultures. Some societies that were not necessarily warrior cultures even brought their families to the battlefield to motivate them to fight. The idea is that you would have the constant thought running in your head that if you fell in battle, nothing would stop the enemy from marching towards your family
I imagine only the mother was killed and the baby died from starvation/exposure.
The first and the second genocide. Remember those australopithecines he slaughtered before? Despite being ape-men, they were clearly an intelligent species.
What does fang’s butt smell like?
degen
more t-rex pussy for me
ACROSS DAT ASS
BOW CHICKA BOWOW
>the way she always keeps that tail straight up...
Fricking degenerate.
most kino thing i've seen on tv in a long time
ok a dinosaur i get but your telling me 60+ warriors couldn't beat a caveman?
It was a caveman AND a dinosaur
They're were sharing a HP pool
He's a purposely exaggerated Neanderthal with superhuman strength, even for a Neanderthal.
he's a brickhouse that's been fighting dinosaurs and mammoths while the warriors have been outsourcing their labor to slaves
Realistically you have to understand. Neanderthals were fricking ripped, like the peak of human physicality beyond any athlete, they did the shit Spear was doing all the time. homosexual Sapiens came out the successful human because they interbred and generally found more success in communities and eventually discovered agriculture, animal herding and all that. So compared to the vikings he is technically a superhuman even if he's not as smart, then you add in the fact that he has a dinosaur companion that he has spent so long with Fang is in sync with him like a hunting wolf.
Add in the both of them going into a rage after constant attack, being denied an exit, and given the cover of the mist and yes, they took down 60+ warriors.
He’s a caveman who has spent his life in a land where literally everything is out to kill you. The New World didn’t seem to be a constant struggle to survival which is why humans can build more advance settlements. Even Red seemed to more of an outlier for the place than the norm
Seeing this, I can believe it.
me on the left
>broader hips
Damn, neanderthals were THICC
We need to go back.
thus, the incel was born
5'11 vs 6 foot
>preferred method of hunting: tackle the rhino and jump on it's back
>Sapiens - accept that you are weak, but that you are smart enough to track your quarry until it becomes too exhausted to continue running
>Neanderthals - beat it to death with its own skull
>beat it to death with its own skull
Wait a second, how do you beat something to death with its own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.
Slam it’s head into its own crotch repeatedly
Well you see first you gotta grab 'em by the head, and then you gotta slam it forward into their gut repeatedly until they die
That's exactly what Rikka kept screaming.
The tallest Neanderthal known so far was 5'11, or 180cm. Imagine how fricking strong they'd be.
Guy on the left looks like he owns something
Imagine the relative strength of a chimpanzee on the frame of a 300lb man who has also hunted and fought literally all his life. Conan himself would get vibe checked running into spear.
>Conan himself would get vibe checked running into spear.
I know Conan was listed as an influence, but this season in particular feels like a stealth attempt at creating a hyperviolent Conan cartoon without dealing with whoever owns the rights. Probably Disney.
Not just any caveman, protagonist caveman
It really simple anon
yeah that was too much
Why would Spear genocide this?
why wouldn't you genocide women?
>ginger
he did the right thing
Imagine unironically wanting the ginger gene
I dont have to imagine
Sorry please mate with an Asian it's the most human way to get rid of the ginger gene.
If she was a viking, yes.
The "edge of the seat" thing is a cliche, but every time I watch this show I really am on the edge of my seat, just praying they both make it out ok. Although at this point I think they're clearly on borrowed time.
I’m thinking of working with my GM to make a primal themed DND campaign, might ally with spear and fang at some point.
What alignment would spear and fang be?
id go out on a wager and say chaotic neutral for fang, chaotic good for spear, perhaps neutral instead of chaotic for both but i dont think they normally care that much about morals and more about survival if push comes to shove
Chaotic Fang really only applies for River of Snakes and maybe Cold Death. After that both of them are pretty neutral but still have an obvious leaning towards good
SHALL
NOT
So what happened to the slaves, just disappeared into the woods? Because it showed that Mira came back with Fang and Spear, and that they left on the ship together.
Also wonder what's happening in episode 5 that's so insane that they won't show anything from it.
I’m wondering about episode 5 as well. The episode descriptions spoil that no one important dies so I have zero clue what it could be.
The slaves were scared of Spear. There are not going to stay when they see a 1,000 pound Dino tearing down an entire village that kept them hostage.
>1000 pounds
I know fang’s size fluctuates a lot. But a T. rex is supposed to be anywhere from 8 to 10 tons
doubted
actually genocidal warfare wasn't unheard of among some tribal peoples, and when asked about it the reasoning was basically that if anyone at all was left alive they would only come for revenge later, eventually though people's morals improved and they started taking slaves rather than committing genocide
Tfw slavery was actually progressive for the time
>if anyone at all was left alive they would only come for revenge later,
UUHHHHHHHHH BASED ALERT?
I remember a while back that there was a whole Mega link with all episodes, does anyone have it?
He's not Bantu, so no.
>He's not Bantu, so no.
The Bantu migrations out of Central Africa happened right around the same time the Indo-European migration happened. Assuming that you're white, Indian, or Iranian, you're directly descended from those people. Hello genocide man!
Why is fang so popular?
She's genuinely compelling and has a surprising amount of expressiveness despite being basically a big lizard.
Also, zoophiles.
>zoophiles.
no, is dinophiles.
i wouldnt bother picking one over the other but there's a certain amount of childish glee that goes along with having a sympathetic dinosaur character having grown up in the 80s and 90s when there were more than a couple handfuls of dinosaur saturday morning cartoons, movies and even that silly sitcom. i had dinosaur figures making up the majority of my action figure collection even. i figure a ton of people still watching adult swim are around the same age as me.
Dinosaur, bro!
Were you not a weird dinosaur kid, anon? You know how some girls are weirdly obsessed with horses? That's how I was with dinosaurs.
When is the next chapter released?
So in the next chapter how will Spear and Fang arrive on the other side? Although there are storms at sea and there is the fricking Megadodon or more likely that Dunkleosteus will appear.
They get captured.
Nah that’s episode 7, 5 is the big twist and 6 is the Viking revenge plot
That appeared in the trailer? Shit I didn't realize.
Yeah, it did
>next episode Spear and Fang discover the distributing truth about humanity’s origins
>the duo stumble across a forest filled with unnatural horrors covered in black goop, similar to the creature they set on fire that stalked them
>barely survive and make it to a large opening of pure black goo
>it bubbles disgustingly, a humanoid shape forming
>suddenly a face appears
>FOOOOLISH NEANDERTHAL WARRIOR
10/10 would be my favorite series of all time
It would be shit because it would be the shitty Tijuana Mako that has been voicing his roles since Mako died.
>tfw caught eating out with your new boyfriend by your ex
>random band of viking warriors attack and attempt to enslave some gigachad neanderthal with a dino BFF
>gigachad kills them in self defense
>frees some slaves that the viking village had plenty of already on the way
>now an entire village of 80 people including children swear revenge on the gigachad for daring fight back
The Vikings believed Might = Right yet when someone mightier than them shows up they can't handle it and die fighting instead of allowing the man and his beast to leave. They deserved to be culled for abandoning their principles and fighting dirty in the name of petty vengeance.
>the Zaporozhian Cossacks post on Cinemaphile
>now an entire village of 2 people
I meant right when the slaves got freed the guy on the bear saw Spear using his friend's sword and immediately assumed Spear killed his buddy. Then the entire village says frick it and attacks.
Did anyone ever translate what this guy said
"You can stay with us."
"Thats rough buddy"
"Dinopussy aint worth it bro"
>you can stay with us
Or something along those lines
You’re gonna hate this, but I saw the answer back on one of the older threads on Reddit.
I can’t remember what exactly he says. Something like “You don’t have to go”
How would he react to that massacre
He's smart enough to understand the Vikings attacked Spear first at every opportunity incurring his PRIMAL survival instinct to kill threats and though would no longer let Spear stay in his own village would allow him to pass through or settle in lands not too far away.
"Boy I'm glad we befriended him."
"I'm glad he isn't trying to kill all of us"
>how the frick did we ever get the upper hand on him
"Thank the gods we choose not to get on his bad side." Is the only reasonable response one could make.
I'm glad that he's in there and we're out here.
And that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here
"you're free to stay with us" ir something like that
The ducks at the pond are free; I have 872 of them.
How can they make this show even better? I'm excited that things are amping up but I feel like Genndy has to keep raising the bar and it's getting to that dangerous point where he has to do it without ruining it usually via some twist or le shock.
>turn Spear into Conan
>have Spear lead a pack of warriors and Dino children
>make Spear and Fang die
>force them to move to a different continent again and add more than old vikings and celts
A DBZ power-up transformation with Spear
Genndy is a confirmed weeb, he'll do it.
What does industrycuck mean, honestly? The fifth response on Google is another Primal thread?
you're all annoying as hell. This is why I watch the megas and discuss it with spoilers before normies in this thread have to say the stupidest shit ever.
Go to hell
Or fang’s bowels
I don’t care just die
You fricking idiots are completely clogging up this thread on a debate that has absolutely no substance. Why? What does this image even have to do with anything?
No, he didn't commit targeted destruction of a cultural or ethnic group, the celts are still plentiful without one village
>next episode's description is a red herring
>it’s just about how fang got indigestion from the Vikings
>the end of the episode is just 5 minutes of her pushing out a giant log full of armor and bones
It is funny. Looks like her friends cared more about her wishes than her family
His*
Her*
Use the right pronouns
Okay, I will.
His*
The right pronouns are the ones the person identifies most with. So 'her'
So his?
still "his" moron, also btfo, this thread has nothing to do with your homosexualry
That person does not identify as man so no, its 'hers'
"his", you can go still waste your time but you will never change anyone's autistic point of view and reality
go cry in a corner
No, the correct pronoun to be used is that which the individual prefers. So its 'hers'
His*
That is not the pronoun that person prefers, so no, its wrong. Its 'hers'
His, you mean.
No, that I do not. I very much meant 'hers'
Frick off with your off-topic troony propaganda c**t. We dont care about that dude or his axe wound.
The other gentleman who refuses to let the argument go sure seems to care. As seems you, otherwise why reply?
Because you keep clogging the thread with your lgbt pronoun bullshit, either talk about Primal or frick off back to /lgbt/.
And by replying to me you sure are removing the amount of not primal related posts itt, are you?
So just let him have it and stop replying with 'him'. Do you want the thread to go smoothly or do you want to argue with someone to your own detriment until it 404s? Silly question.
You will never be a woman and neither will he.
She already is
>people born with male anatomy are 'his'.
Gender and natural sex are diferent things so no, you are wrong. That person is a 'hers'
just shut the frick up and kys you waste of flesh
You do agree with my influencive arguments, no?
And you're wrong because people born with male anatomy are 'his'.
You'll keep this going until we hit bump limit or you join the 51%, though.
Shut the frick up and go back to /lgbt/ you moronic, molested c**t. This has nothing to do with Primal.
What the frick does this have to do with Primal? Take your John Money propaganda somewhere else, troony, we're talking about unga bungas.
So his?
What the frick are you people trying to accomplish by clogging up this thread? What are you even supposed to be debating about? Please shut the frick up
Exactly, this is a Primal thread being derailed by trolls posting troony shit.
Imagine being so upset about a cartoon you have to shit up any discussion about it because it hurts your fragile little ego that much that people like what you don't.
No, I'm just talking about how the duo are a force for Social Justice in a misogynistic backwards world, just like Conan. I'm sorry if you can't handle a wittle powitics
How about you be a force for proper hygiene?
I can't help it if bacteria found in the intestinal tract end up colonizing my neovegana, bigot.
>a misogynistic backwards world
>women shown to be just as good fighters as men
What are you on about
He doesn't watch the show, he's just mad every board isn't /misc/
Nah, the women were clearly shown as backline troops and "cowardly" to abide by Genndy's misogyny (see fridging female characters in Samurai Jack)
Okay industrycuck
Echolalia
>shows depict the pain of a father and a mother in a brutal world
just with the presence of an actual parental figure, it has nothing to do with your moronic sj politics
contain your fricking sperging
How awful of that person. But what does that have to do with what a dead person wants? And frankly if a family doesn’t respect that they don’t seem close
Ah i was wondering who that was in the last thread, it was industrycuck this entire time.
Who is this guy?
I think Eldar
the viking
Robert E Howard
GayBlack person, giga homie edition
I was worried you wouldn't show up.
I've been trying to unplug from the autism of the past few days but I'm around.
Hopefully in the future Spear and Fang will kill another village because an 18 year old man looked at a 17 and 364 day old child laciviously
They burned a village to the ground, their own village suffered the same fate. I don’t see the issue
Kys industrycuck
So are we essentially watching the Bronze Age Collapse in action? Like one of the largest mass genocides of civilization because they all pissed off a caveman and his pet T-rex?
>is this LE BRONZE AGE COLLAPSE OF '87????
He's already wiped out one tribe. Who wants to bet he'll burn the pseudo Egyptian/Minoan civilization later?
Yeah, and dire diarrhea wipes out countless more tribes everyday, probably
Without the slaves to distract her, Mira will not let that happen
Vikings aren't bronze age, moron. The setting is just Conan, where a bunch of time periods are taken and shoved together in a vague, unimagineably distant past. Don't be surprised if spear ends up fighting french knights. Frick, Conan lead an army of knights in the black Colossus.
>Vikings aren't bronze age, moron.
I know that. What I'm rederring to was that gap in our history where a bunch of thriving civilizations just vanish. I'm asking if you think this world will experience their own collapse as a result of Spear leaving his island.
No. that'd be moronic. And usually those civilizations vanish cause disease, natural disasters such as drought or the people just looking around and realizing "Wow this sucks, time to return to the gold old days" and did just that.
We get it, you learned about the bronze age collapse last week
The Hyborian Age
That guy looks hella squat
Now it's got me imagining neanderthals surviving to advance to a phase of frequently wearing full armor in warfare, maybe as vassals of other humans
>The Hyborian Age
Can someone explain this meme?
Conan the Barbarian is a heavy inspiration for Primal and the series is set in the Hyborian Age.
Aliens when?
No, that would be Fred
This is why I stick around despite these threads being absolute hell.
Thank you drawgay
Perfect
I need that picture of the guy calling the suicide hotline but with Spear.
>Vikings see Spear riding the dinosaur like the bear riders
>"oh shit"
>women still tries to attack them
Yeah it's like they're part of a culture that believes in a paradise by dying in combat or something
Women don't understand the power of a good mount.
I really want to smack Mira's bald head. Not out of hate but intrigue
I'm assuming this is the Queen who commands The Colossus. In the trailer, we also see her drop onto her knees while performing what appears to be some kind of dance. Do you guys think it's a dance or religious thing like Mira's praying? Also, who is the kid sitting next to her throne.
If I had to guess, servant
The kid will be the one to free Spear and Fang from her control
are those eggs to the right of her throne?
Looks like it. I can already seem them being Fang's... and then they getting crushed by the scorpion king
Fang isn't female moron
Genndy's big reveal is that Fang is a male, thus destroying all Cinemaphile threads for good.
how would he reveal this? morning erection?
He fricks Mira and cucks Spear who is still caged on the bad guy ship.
He’s already said that she’s a female on the animatics/pitch videos, which usually offer some more insight on some stuff and extra info that wasn’t in the show itself, or some stuff that was changed before the episode went into full production.
Like in the Night Feeder episode, at the end, it shows some sort of goo-monster-thing (it reminded me of that poo guy on Conker) instead of a mutated raptor kind of thing.
It also shows that Genndy really gets into his pitch meetings and makes all kinds of sound effects. He also slips up and says “frick” a few times, which is uncensored, since it’s unrated extra content (and it’s online instead of TV, so they’re more lax with the stuff sometimes).
>It also shows that Genndy really gets into his pitch meetings and makes all kinds of sound effects.
Honestly some of the best parts of his animatics and I think part of why the sound design ends up being so unique.
I should watch those sometimes
And the thread is back to shit.
Wonderful.
Why? Like it or not Spear killing an entire village and kids and shit is gonna generate discussion. Maybe leave until the next episode?
Planning on it, moron
Okay, bye? See you next thread more like.
Those women with toddlers and infants were idiots. They could've raised an entirely new tribe with the next generation to hunt down the WILD BEAST MAN AND HIS DRAGON within a few years. Instead they chose to allow their weakass kids who have zero chance of harming Spear commit suicide via Neanderthal.
>The episode of Primal where Spear says "I am become Primal."
>and then proceeds to prime all over his enemies
Spear's last words to Fang: Of my friend, I can only say this. Of all the Dinosaurs I have encountered in my travels, she was the most Primal.
ITT permavirgin internet badasses pretending they wouldnt just shit and piss themselves when faced with danger
or just ignore it and wait till it all blows over
>i told you about the primal bro
>i told you dog
>Spear gets riddled with arrows and spears and is fine in the next shot
PRIMAL jumped the shark, admit it.
Cry about it
What will the cope be when he's somehow captured after being this powerful?
he's just got better muscle mass than the average Viking. thats all. have you seen that frickers elbows and knees?
He pulled them out Anon
So when Fang would get her legs fricking destroyed every other episode only to get back up two minutes later, it was fine, but now it's too outlandish?
gets riddled with arrows and spears and is fine in the next shot
>PRIMAL jumped the shark, admit it.
I'm fricking feed up, wtf is wrong with you guys? This is literally the last time we saw the gang and they are clearly bleeding a ton.
>Mira: "I shouldn't have gotten involved with these two"
She's probably grateful she did, but rightfully scared shitless of what they're capable of.
Ah, so same reaction as the celt leader
I think Spear is just going to keep getting that reaction as he unga bungas his way through civilization.
It's a bullshit excuse but my head canon is that Fang can take dame if she has enough meat to balance the danger. I know that's not how it works, but it feels like a good trade off that they do massive amounts of damage but almost like a video game Fang eats humans or bears to restore health.
magic dung will surely fix this
Not if you don't whack him with twigs a bunch first
You think Mira is gonna frick Spear
Yes, they will.
It will be a tasteful frick, Spear will instinctively go doggystyle and try to pull on Mira's head. Disappointed with her hairlessness, he will instead slap the back of her scalp for the same stimuli
>spear accidentally kills Mira by donkey punch her
>at the same time he get the best tight nut of all his life
To much Unga Bunga
Do you think Spear will slide his loincloth and shit in front of Mira since he has no concept of modesty
No since he went behind the bushes in River of Snakes
Damn cause that would be funny haha
Even tribal people know that the sight of someone taking a dump is unpleasant. I would imagine caveman do too
>Spear drinks the Prometheus goo and becomes giga-monkey
>Red mist that rolls in and intensifies his bloodshed
Aku confirmed.
>The part where Fang sits on one of the Vikings and crushes his head inside of her vent
What did Genndy mean by this?
you self inserted yourself at that point didnt you?
No, I was inserted into Fang.
That episode ended up feeling more like AOT than I thought it'd be.
This is the episode that will destroy discussion on Cinemaphile forever, just like Ashi did for SJ. It's over unless you like dinosaur porn.
>Killed 100 Nordcucks
>Is somehow going to be captured in two episodes
I want a tight-knit community, bros. I'm so sick of living in an apartment where my neighbours won't even talk in the elevator as we go about our empty lives making someone else we'll never meet who is trying to ruin our lives rich.
Then go move homosexual no one cares this is a Primal thread not /misc/
>Living in the country is /misc/
I don't follow.
Derailing with some moronic blog for 30 posts about muh heckin spiritual Na'Vi rural life and ranting and raving about social issues is pretty /misc/ behavior.
This. Why is this shit even a discussion? Nordtards refused to let Spear and Fang go, they fricked around, and they found out. Is Spear supposed to feel bad because they had kids? Its the vikings fricking fault the kids died. It wasn't like Spear and Fang were going hut to hut searching for non-combatants to kill. They all ran out to THEM. Zero moral dilemma, and the nordcucks got exactly what they deserved by the only morality that matters: the laws of nature.
Of all the replies you would tell to go leave you choose that one.
>i have become primal, destroyer of villages
Why are people trying so hard to assign blame in this show about doing whatever it takes to survive? Two groups fought it out to survive, one made it. I dunno why it's spawned a multithread discussion.
Board IQ is on par with a 3rd world nation after a decades-long civil war
thats an overestimation. i'd say room temperature is higher than this board's collective IQ
Celsius, not Fahrenheit.
Okay let's steer the conversation.
Can Spear have sex with Mira. I imagine it's like trying to shove and adult foot into a child's shoe. Spears fingers alone man. You want to talk about carnage
Big homie, regular dick
Tfw Fang, literally slapping her anytime Spear rides her.
Well it did happen irl, so i don't see why not
Spear is like a moron compared to her. I dunno if she wants to frick someone like him. Will need to see more interaction tbh.
did you not see his wife from the first episode or are you just a moron
Mira's probably twice the size of his wife though.
Good breeding stock. The children will be strong.
They will be monsters. Fricking 8 foot tall space marines.
8 foot tall space marine riding dinos
No, plus it's not like the vikangs were nice either and would let them go away.
Alright imma head out and wait for the morons to stop sperging out in this thread.
Spear and fang did nothing wrong.
Now, Mira on the other hand, he crossed the fricking sea for her and she ran away the first chance,
Also, vikings couldn't even fight fair and tried to gangbang them with numbers
Just started watching Primal on season 2 (I know, dumb) and i can't get over the red T-Rex death.
How to cope?
He came inside Fang and she's pregnant, so ultimately he won.
GIWTWM
This show is getting really fricking stupid and the fans (aka you) are fricking cancer.
You have to have a really small brain and a tiny dick to like Primal.
Okay industrycuck
You came all the way from Cinemaphile to tell me this? Get the frick back there
yfw primal is actually Vanal Savage origin story
Didn't like the original of this pic so i fixed it
Cool, glad I'm not the only one who realized the probability that Mira was shaved so she she could be branded and broken of her indiiduality and the possibility she might grow her hair back
Super cute
Anyone know what viking lady said to her kid?
Get the bow
~anon from previous thread
Generally whatever you think they're saying, is what they're saying.
>Fang fat ass falls through the house
Fattie. And no I don't blame the pregnacy she's always been like this.
I mean, have you seen how much she loves to eat?
She needs a diet, won't be surprise if she breaks the boat next episode.
She's a big girl.
bump
What's this about Fang now?
her and red got drunk and probably fricked
I saw the getting drunk bit. Didn't see any dino sex but I hadn't thought of that and now that is definitely a possibility.
It was implied Dino sex, the bird's getting food for their young metaphor at the end and Red and Fang sleeping together should've been enough info to put the two together
It should have, but I'm dumb.
What do you think it would be like to be Fang while getting fricked ha ha
Getting fricked by spear:
>hotdog down a hallway, only really feel it when he uses his hands
getting fricked by red:
>can actually feel his wiener and his weight
Reptiles have wieners? I thought they did it with cloacas like birds
Some reptiles do, dinosaurs probably had wieners as well
Spear wanted to save Mira, and she was held captive in the viking village. He failed sneaking her out, so he was forced to fight, and they were forced to defend their village from an invader and his dinosaur. It's pretty simple. He wanted her out, and the moment they discovered him they had no choice but to defend themselves.
The conflict was inevitable the moment that Mira was caught and taken back by the slavers. It was a foregone conclusion that they'd be subject to Spear's Primal Rage Published by Midway Games developed by Acclaim.
But they weren't invading they were fleeing.
When the fight started they were fleeing.
Of course 'invade' might not be the right word considering there were two of them. Raid might be more appropriate.
If some half-naked guy sneaks into your village in the dead of night to steal your property, you would call that a raid yes.
So what are episodes 9 and 10 going to be about? With a full blown war it seems like Genndy might be blowing his load early
>spear, fang and mira's journey home
Oh shit, are they actually going back to Spears unga bunga island? Imagine if Mira's village mates came too
Sounds like he's setting them up to be lost in another continent, and next season will be about getting back to Spear's island with Mira joining in the fight. Hopefully that's not the case. Seems rather boring.
What will next season be about if it gets renewed for another season?
Spear establishes his own barbarian kingdom/tribe.
With the Egyptian and Viking slaves?
Seems unlikely
What else would the slaves do, return to their probably ransacked, if not destroyed, village? Better to be with the unga bunga and friendly dinosaur
The viking slaves were not with unga bunga and friendly dinosaur when they departed with the ship
sounds pretty conan-esque
It would be kind of cool to see spear become a genghis khan type figure with Fang , Mira and large swaths of freed slaves.
But then what about Fang?
I imagine she would just screws off and form a dinosaur family/tribe, with King Spear and Matriarch Fang coming together again to face against a common foe.
Spear and Fang will not get happy endings
Maybe, it would be cool either way.
Matriarch of the T-Rex herd that Spear's kingdom uses as cavalry.
single father Spear and hid dino kids
let's talk about spear brute strengh
How heavy a viking would be and how hard has he been lauched?
The vikings are all pretty stocky. That guy could easily weigh close to 200 pounds.
Many would seek the protection and leadership of a mighty warrior.
Guys, my grandmother wants to watch Primal with me. I really don’t think she’d like it and I told her that but she is insistent. She loves action and monster movies, but I feel like the no dialogue and over the top violence might turn her off to it.
She likes more serialized shows, so my plan is to watch episode 1, then skip to 10 where the show starts to have an actual plot.
As much as I love 2-9 I don’t think she will like the MOTW format.
Shows the first two episodes. If she's not hooked, then she's probably not into it.
Show her the full show. Don't act like a homosexual and dictate how much she should watch; she's an adult and can form her own opinions.
Has she seen Samurai Jack
You can just like tell her which episodes are more violent so she can be prepared
At the end of 1 we still don't have the dynamic in place so that's essential, but I still think episode 3 is important. After that it's status quo until episode 10.
i wish i had a based grandma, mine told my mom i was going to become a delinquent for playing mortal combat as a child
Yeah, I wish I had a cool granny. Whenever I mention this show has a caveman and a dinosaur, she just keeps singing "alley oop oop." I don't know what the frick she's talking about. Weird.
At least show her through the Blood Moon episode; if that's too much for her, the Ape Men and Night Feeder definitely would be.
thats a cool ass granny, she clearly wants to bond with her grandchild, just watch the first episode together and see how she reacts, even if she doesnt like it she'll at least enjoy spending time with you
Show her the episodes in order and suggest skipping if she doesnt seem to enjoy them as much or something.
Its a blessing to have someone like her to take interest in a show you also enjoy.
My Grandma would love primal. Her favorite show is naked and afraid. I love my grandma she keeps it real.
Ol' Meemaw's just in it for spry young man ass, friend.
Also since it's essentially a soft-core snuff film full of suffering and pixelated nudity, it may be possible that she's a predator.
I hope there's a season 3 with an actual ending.
How do you think the chief and son will die? Obviously spear and fang will kill them, but how do you think they’ll be done in specifically
Son will drown, Chief will burn
Like poetry
Son dies mid-way through the episode or something Chief realizes there's quite literally nothing for him to live for even if he wins/he's gonna die anyway as punishment. Spear has to perform a mercy kill/lets him go out of pity and then Chief hobbles off to the giant fire demon and gets merced for losing all those slaves.
There's an opportunity somewhere for someone to do some edits of the old Primal Rage box art and such.
I mean you could just palette swap out Sauron or Diablo to a teal color and you'd have Fang.
I watched the episode last night. Why was Spear killing all of the Vikings? I missed the beginning of it.
Fang is such a sexy milf
I can forgive a lot of the disappearing wounds and instant healing, but the axe to Fang's left leg felt like a 'frick you' after Rage of the Ape Men and Scent of Prey. Fang was down for the count after she got her right leg fractured in Rage of the Ape Men, and spent two days recovering unable to move during almost all of Scent of Prey's runtime. However in The Red Mist she's romping around perfectly fine the next fricking scene without the wound even being drawn as if it never happened, and it took place BEFORE she went on the even bigger murder spree after the red mist rolled in.
Unlike other injuries, where it can be hand waved with Mira healing them next episode, she shouldn't have been able to fricking stand up after this. Just from logic of previous episodes, it should've had an immediate effect on combat.
Before people say it's only minor, look at pic related. It EASILY reached the bone if not cutting into and fracturing it; it's a serious wound on-par with Rage of the Ape Men.
I can forgive Spear getting pin cushioned by arrows since he was torn to shreds by raptors and dogs and kept going fine, but Fang getting her leg decimated with no effect was dumb because it broke with what had been established.
Anon, it’s a minor indent of flesh compared to a broken bone
It is a good quarter of Fang's thigh getting slashed with a heavy axe.
A wound like that would easily make you limp the rest of the fight. I understand why they did it, but it does make the whole fight feel less impactful.
Maybe it'll show up in the next episode
I do wonder how they plan to make the Son and Chief a threat when bearmen and big axe tossing doesn't seem to do much, that's my main issue really.
The easiest way would be to take Mira as hostage
The Chief fights with Spear on top of a giant bird in the previews, probably taking him by surprise and tries to separate the three of them, Fang with Mira and the chief's daughter while he takes on Spear alone.
>daughter
That's a man, man
looked like a girl with the scrunched in face
It isn't
The chief’s kid is a dude actually. Also if he’s going to go at fang alone he better resign himself to his fate of a trip through fang’s bowels
You’re forgetting overall size factoring
Read the post; the axe at least go as deep as the bone.
Second screen makes it seem like it cut halfway through. First two definitely would've had it reaching the bone.
I'm not asking for realism; just consistency, which is a pinnacle of good storytelling even in a fantasy setting. My main issue is when similar injuries are treated entirely differently.
Look at the size of a rex femur, then compare where it'd be in Fang's leg.
That’s perspective in play
It didn’t go that far in anon
>muh realism and consistency
>In a show where the 3 protagonists are from wildly different timeframes, and magic is real
I mean, I get what you're saying, but this is also incredibly nitpicky. Literally every episode has these doofuses getting injured in ways that would have killed them either outright or to infection IRL. This just kinda comes off as looking for something to complain about in an otherwise pretty good episode.
Not him, but it did feel like it was SUPPOSE to be a significant hit... but it did just lead to nothing, hell I thought the viking lady would actually do something other than die in two seconds.
That’s what she gets for trying to out dommy the alpha dommy mommy
In a gritty show about hyperviolence, survival, and consequences, damage is a pretty critical character in the narrative sphere. It was a flub to be sure. There was a lot of impact on that throw, not only in terms of the visual aesthetics, but in the character causing the wound and the weapon and tactics they're causing it with.
I have to imagine the storyboard was changed a few times and this got lost in the churn. I know the mist was supposed to be a kind of gear shift adrenaline thing but they should have addressed it in some way.
Anyway, not a "frick this show, how do they expect to get away with this" kind of thing, but it took me out of the moment a bit, personally.
Red Mist was a pretty dumb name for the episode anyway
Actually, now that I think about it that scene was probably added late in the game to give that character a better death and they couldn't re-do the scenes after.
It's a T.rex. The frick is an axe going to do? Let alone thrown by a human. Let alone thrown by a woman. I mean sure she got it stuck in Fang, but we watch Fang get pelted by plenty of axes and spears, wtf makes hers so special? She wasn't even strong enough to get her spear through Fang's head with multiple attempts, compared to Spear who could THROW it through much larger and thicker dino heads in the first episode. It's made clear over and over that the humans are nowhere remotely near the same strength and durability of Spear and Fang. She knocked Fang down to a knee, big deal, Fang got knocked down like 3 times before that by strikes too. Only difference is she got a bunch of extra build up for being the big bad's....wife? Bottom b***h? Whatever.
I think even if they still go on their rampage while injured, it was a missed opportunity not to do more with their battle damage. I'm imagining the red mist sequence where you hear Fang's footsteps before a kill but they're a little off because she's limping.
I feel the red mist should have rolled in further, or seeped in to fuel the bloodlust and lack of care people seemed to have. Going full berserker would honestly justify everything.
Hello my brother in autism, asperger right? What spectrum? Look, most of the fantasy, imaginative narratives wouldn't come true if the reader/spectator don't overlook certain things, especially when your MC is again an army, most of the MC of every story would die in combat, do you want this series to end in this episode? been more realistic dying been impale or afterward of bleeding, I know it is hard for you to overlook imperfections being on the spectrum but even if you can't overlook certain mistakes can you let other people enjoy their stuff?
NTA but all I know is I gotta shit
>can you let other people enjoy their stuff?
Not that anon but if someone sperging is "not letting you enjoy something" then you need to stop being a gay
Fair enough, although this kind of loud spergs are the one those kinds of media people hear the most being the loudest, somethings we need to shut people's mouths, look what happened letting the SJW speak about cartoons.
Gennedy's fights have always gone off rule of cool. Like look at Samurai Jack; in episode 3 he gets sliced up by robot bugs but keeps swinging. Jack's either a peerless master or in over his head (but still competent) based entirely off what would make for a more interesting scene. Then in one episode, he can't fight right because his shoe broke.
>he can't fight right because his shoe broke.
That was a great episode
>Bayonetta3.jpg
>Skinny
Ew
What if the series ends with a threesome
Those peoples deaths were just as justified as the Red T-Rex that chose to hunt an entire village that would’ve been pillaged and enslaved by those same Vikings. If you can’t put the two together your a fricking moron.