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Momo butt
Literally built for BWC.
She is for Sam
I thought Emmett was Sam's new fricktoy
you can own more than one sex slave at a time, anon
I prefer leasing and rent-to-own
You can try a timeshare for even cheaper if you're okay with only signing up for off-peak times and dealing with some abnormal wear-and-tear.
Only if you honor the brochure and give me the three day, two night stay at a Disney hotel of my choice during an off-peak period in June.
Oh sorry, we don't have a brochure, we have a "bro, sure" where that's the default response if you ask if a given act, statement, or declaration of intent is legal in the Minor Civil Division in which our enterprise is headquartered. Our PAMPHLET says you're getting a Motel 6 that can see the Epcot ball out the window if you've got a good telescope and no cloud cover.
This analogy has become impressively far removed from what it was originally talking about
It's questionable content, not germane content
Does it honor the Continental Breakfast
listen we have to entertain ourselves somehow otherwise Gorph wins.
If nothing else the breakfast takes place on A continent. Lunch is held exclusively in international waters.
When I went to Disney World, we stayed at a campground 10 miles away. The commute was usually uneventful, except for the one time I watched in a side mirror as an emu wandered onto the highway and absolutely exploded in feathers as a trailing car hit it. Everyone else missed it, and had no idea what I was talking about, but I know what I saw.
I love May; her body is perfection.
When did Momo get an adult body?
>robot overlords are installing themselves in new, taller chassises
it continues
When did momo get huge?
Around the same time Marigold bought a fricking mansion, presumably. All the interesting plot developments happen offscreen now. Any day he's going to cut to Steve living in the White House or Brun being a double amputee or some shit
i genuinely hope we see one of those two things in the comic soon because that would be fricking hilarious
I mean, Steve's already in the secret service and an on-again/off-again thing with a Russian spy
where can I find petite mature redheads? asking for myself (I want to frick mrs auspergus)
Call me an Iraqi shoe because I am aiming straight for that bush
sensible chuckle
You’re beautiful
With 6 back-to-back updates with May in all of them, I'm surprised you went with something that wasn't May's big ol' jojombas.
I want TallMei's diamond cutters, personally.
Come to think of it, the amount of May porn in these threads has been pretty low considering what month it is
>not Claire
You had one job
Cute mum
May would be more attractive if she didn't have those thick blue slugs for eyebrows
>he doesnt like women with thick eyebrows
Get the frick outta here.
He doesn’t DESERVE women with thick eyebrows.
I want big blue to frick Dora's brother. A lot. And for them to be happy.
>Tall Momo
I don't like it. Actually, I had totally forgotten that Momo got a 'human' body in the first place, so seeing this was like getting sucker punched so hard I travelled back in time twelve years, only to get punched right back here again.
As always
bump
Why does claire have spaghetti in her hair?
Its cum
futasecurity or dr.e-girl cum?
Elliot cum, she's been cucking her son behind his back
Exactly what I was thinking it looked like. That is a lazy and terrible way to give her some grey hair.
want to be dominated by tall momo
>halfway through domming you, she accidentally pokes you in the eye with one of her nipples and spends the rest of the night apologizing profusely
Why does everyone think she has pointy nipples? It's obviously the shirt sleeves.
Because if we insist on it enough, Jeph might get annoyed enough to draw her without a shirt on just to prove or disprove the rumor
nah, the angles don't match up for it to just be the sleeve cutoff
I want to have ginger naps with a family of redheads.
Do we have a bet on how long until Jeph accidentally puts grey hairs on Claire
My money's on sometime within the next 100 comics
With how much Handstab can drag this comic out, I don't know if we'll even SEE Claire within the next hundred
i, for one, hope we never have to see him again
I fricking hate that Claire's mom looks exactly like Claire but with a few gray hairs. How has Jeph's artstyle not improved in 15 years?
why should it if you guys keep on giving him free advertisement on Cinemaphile every single week and he keeps on getting new readers, like me for example?
>he keeps on getting new readers, like me for example?
Why would you read the comic? We have fun despite how bad it is
I, honest to god, think this the best QC has been in years.
I think Jeff is enjoying writing the comic again after spending 2-3 years not really liking it.
Well, he pulled me back in with Dr. e-girl, so I suppose it's working
More like 7-8 years
You have a few things out of order there. It plateaued after the second stabbening in 2012, the artstyle changed a couple times but it didn't really improve after that, just shift. It wasn't until a few months into Patreon, 2015 or so, that he really started phoning it in, half assing or killing every other project, including directly related stuff like traveling to conventions, merch, and livestreams and only keeping QC alive because it was generating piles of cash. Even the art dropped in quality. I made a comparison of the Secret Bakery between appearances once, but that's buried somewhere.
Content wise, it's always had will they-won't-they plots. Frick, that was the primary focus of the first 500 strips, Marten and Faye. It's just that was also dripping with innuendo, which slowly faded because he didn't know how to do it as the cast got gayer. Speaking of which, the self mutilation preceded the development of robots as stand-ins. He actually did a decent job with Faye and parental suicide at the beginning, that's what put him on the map, along with the reliable upload schedule. But he got away from heavy topics like body image after that got his hand stabbed, and into social justice topics, where all he had to do was parrot what patrons wanted (but with robots as frequent insulation) and rake in money And yes, when he messes something up, like an Agender character, he burns the intended plot and runs, and ever since Cubetown started, there's been barely any social justice stuff and he's clearly been having a blast.
Terrible
We need a pornhub parody
So is this soapboxing because of personal experience with shit gacha games or just jeph's usual dilettante flavor of the month?
I could see Jeph as the type to get addicted to this stuff for a brief period then swearing off it. He has the time and the money and a history of self-control issues.
This is Jeph writing what he knows, which is hate-watching terrible quasi-political media commentary Youtube videos eight hours per day.
What a sad existence.
She's not wrong though, gacha games are the most moronic trend in modern society. You pay real money to gamble for a chance to receive a JPEG of an anime girl and occasionally there's an overwhelmingly-mid-at-best game buried deep beneath the gambling. Even NFTs are less moronic because at least when you waste your money on an NFT you're guaranteed to receive the JPEG you want.
Those games specifically hire sociologists just to make the games as addictive as possible and target people’s gambling addiction. They’re the absolute worst.
Gacha games actually provide a vital service to society by funneling money away from people who are stupid enough to play gacha games. Gacha, lootboxes, crypto, NFTs, Nigerian Prince scams, the lottery, multi-level marketing, they're all beneficial on a macro level because the people losing money on them can't use that money to do ACTUAL damage to civilization.
But this assumes that the con artists of the world are doing something decent with the money or something better than their victims would use it for
The lottery actually pays out sometimes and it collects revenue for schools
>it collects revenue for schools
Unfortunately a lot of them get pillaged for the general fund of their respective states.
Could probably clarify this more with an example. Say a state with no current lottery has a current $50 million education budget. They want to bring in the lottery to increase revenue, and say, all the proceeds from the lottery program will go towards the education budget! So if the lottery nets $50 million, the education budget should have doubled, right? But was there anything in the bill saying they could not reduce the existing education budget from other sources? Unlikely, so that original $50 mil can be whittled down and redistributed elsewhere, leaving the education budget the same as it was before, and the lottery is just an idiot tax effectively still paying for whatever they wanted the extra money for.
The only winning move is not to play.
ngl those last 2 panels actually made me chuckle though
...Marigold sells half-naked e-girl BurgerOni dakis?
She'd be foolish not to
>jeph doesn't sell half-naked e-girl BurgerOni dakis
come on jeph. take the easy W
I understand what he means for us to take from this, but GokuDildo would have a lot more views than that
So is this based off an actual controversy or something? I’ve seen a frickton of streamers call gacha predatory trash and none of them have ever caught shit for it beyond a few weirdos. Is this a twitter thing? I bet it’s twitter, they seem like the kinds of morons who’d go "NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T MAKE FUN OF HONKAI IMPACT/NIGHT RUN BECAUSE UGUU~SEMPAI-CHAN-TAN IS MY COMFORT CHARACTER AND I WOULD HAVE LITERALLY DIED IF I DIDN’T SPEND $10K ON ROLLING HER SUMMER VARIANT" after pointing out how those games actively go out of their way to take advantage of psychologically vulnerable people and dumb kids
I assume it's just the standard "e-celeb has an opinion and gets crucified by a horde of screeching morons" thing. There's bound to be at least one example of that happening over gacha games.
Like most recent plot points, its Jeph not knowing what he is talking about. I don't know a single gacha player who would not agree that gacha games are predatory trash. They play them DESPITE this being true. You can't pull 25 times and not get a single SSR and be unaware of the fact that you are being played.
I swear I once actually enjoyed this comic back in like 2007, did it get worse or am I just moronic
Eh, up and down. The first few years were pretty steady improvement in art and writing, then he got a bit too hooked on patreon money and started several arcs pertaining to human/robot relationships (with robots being a clumsy stand-ins for a variety of minorities), LGBT issues, mental health, and essentially several other sensitive topics well above his paygrade and beyond his skill level to handle with proper care. This resulted in repeated fan rebuke and multiple instances of self-mutilation, which impaired his ability to draw and caused him reticence to handle certain topics in a way that couldn't be immediately discarded at a moment's notice. The past few months have been some of the most fun and boisterous the comic has been in years because Jeph is doing semi-lewd nonsense like his halcyon days instead of doing will-they/won't-they with girldick reveals.
Sounds like no one here has played a good gacha game and has only seen the chaff.
I didn't spend four years getting a degree in game design to listen to dumbasses like you claim shit like "there are good gacha games". Gacha mechanics detract from any game they're stapled onto.
>four years getting a degree in game design
so you're familiar with wasting time and money to receive something intrinsically worthless
I've always held the idea that gacha could be an interesting game mechanic. Like in an rpg, it forces you to play with the characters it gives you rather than always just making the same party with the strongest characters.
Adding money to a gacha game is what turns it to shit.
Randomization elements forcing you to use suboptimal resources are intensely common in games; rougelikes, card drafting games, and mystery dungeon games all rely heavily on it. The monetization strategy IS what makes something a gacha, because otherwise it's "some things are better than others and you can't choose which ones you have" and that's such a generic descriptor of RNG that it could be applied to anything.
I'm starting to suspect Stabby started hitting the sauce again, or maybe he's driven the next marriage into the ground. Maybe both.
This lame filler shit is what used to come up with whenever he was "feeling under the weather".
I need more May in my life.
I think the only reason i ever liked this comic was when the stinky chubby neet girl was more prominent. Surprised she's not fatter by now.
Oh look, stress has aged Marigold.
oh god it's spreading
that's just cum
Claire has REALLY good aim
She sniped ‘em all the way from Canada
Field artillery doesn't need good aim, its loads impact large areas.