Realistically, how would Steven take it?
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realistically you're an insufferable homosexual liking a mediocre show, kys
These win the thread. Steven is a fat frick pansy so no need to keep this thread open.
He'd turn into a monster again. I don't think Connie would risk it knowing how Steven's mental state effects his powers
What if the dick was that good
She would try to resist
Then she'd share it with Steven.
Nah, he would just watch
Pretty sure Kevin wouldn't touch stevonnie's paginis.
Considering he was still interested in having stevonnie around after learning the truth, pretty sure he wanted a girl with a pagnis.
Kevin looks like he has a tight bussy here
He’s probably bigger than Steven
Stevens penis is superior in every way than that cretins genitalia
>Implying Kevin won’t end up fricking Pearl on Steven’s bed
He would frick all the gem pussy he wants. Leave earth and take his rightful place as a galaxy warlord. Maybe come back a couple of decades in the future when Connie and that guy has a family, only to conquer earth and enslave humanity. Then take Connie and her family and kill them in front of her and then force her to watch.
"he" is going to 41% himself for being a failure as a man and a human bean.
>with zero rental payments
Steven's always got Spinel
Yes, YES
>Puu
kys
This better?
Duality of Cinemaphile
>Puu
Based
Uh oh
>Kevin steals every girl/gem Steven tries to get with
Incredibly based
He's gunning for Steven himself
I like to think Kevin is really obsessed with Stevonnie and will do anything to make them his. He's breaking Steven down by stealing Connie from him, and the only way he could be with Connie again is if they become a permanent fusion and serve as Kevin's personal bawd.
>He's breaking Steven down by stealing Connie from him,
It’s why he constantly makes sure Steven is watching. Connie tries to be understanding but if the choice is between her pleasure by Kevin and Steven’s feelings. She’s gonna let herself be used
tbh I want wholesome Kevin/Stevonnie. That ship should have been endgame and the show should have ended with a flash forward epilogue where Stevonnie has settled down with Kevin as a housewife surrounded by kids.
Imagine how Steven feels. I like to think of an AU where Kevin is the one rejuvenated Pearl listens to
Imagine when Spinel starts dating Steven and she meets Kevin at a party
Whenever Steven gets a new girlfriend he has to try his best to not let her meet Kevin. But somehow Kevin always finds out, Spinel would be no different.
It will happen at his house more often than not. Kevin claimed to be a friend of Steven’s, Spinel let him him, and they got to talking. She ends up laughing at his jokes and Kevin ends up charming her with his looks. She liked Steven because she wasn’t used to human boys. She didn’t realize they weren’t all short fat boys, some could be quite handsome. A kiss or two later and Steven comes home to squeaking in his bedroom and Spinel having Kevin cum in her
When will kevin stop being so based
Never. He’s going for all of Steven’s Gems friends
>Spinel rejuvenating every Gem she can so Kevin can take advantage of them
Sauce?
https://twitter.com/inusbij00/status/1513855948858662917
Why was Steven so jealous
He was being protective, not jealous. Connie was acting the same way.
She just likes Kevin
Based Haremchad Kevin
Of all the people to pair him with why this one? I thought she was like broken toy or something that was in love with the diamonds. Is it cause she was pink diamonds toy and now shes drawn to him because hes a pink diamond, if so isn't that kinda abusive? I always thought he looked better with the pearl or the other indian guy./
There's seemingly a portion of the fandom that unironically things Steven and Spinel were made for each other because...? Well really no because, since they refuse to acknowledge that Steven doesn't like Spinel or at least feels awkward or that fact they were both abused by his mom or damaged to some extent...
>so isn't that kinda abusive?
Yes, but apparently they can "heal" together
>Pearl
She would smother him and would have hang ups over his mother, especially if he resembles her when he grows up
>Indian Guy
I'm not sure tbh
You probably forgot, but it's implied that Spinel fell for him, and Steven went out of his way to understand her and help her throughout the movie. Steven had Spinel wrapped around his little finger and Steven was brimming with hope for Spinel, even when she was fighting him with everything she had.
Obviously, Steven isn't in love with Spinel, but the dynamic was very interesting. It's just a shame the movie's climax was a massive anticlimax, then Future dropped every ball in its court, especially when it came to Spinel.
Best pairing. Sad Steven started to suck after the time skip
And she’d have to work fast, there’d be an actual line of gems trying to frick him. They’ve been on earth long enough by now that they’ve found porn. Hell there’s probably several gems on Exclusive aficionado by that point, you know it’s going to be an interest.
Like bike cuck.
Has this happened to any of you? Being friends with someone and you think you'll get together but they go with someone else?
>New girl starts at work
>kind of chunky, quiet, asian girl
>very shy doesn't speak to anyone
>start talking to her
>both of us are the same age
>she opens up to me
>tells me about her family, her goals, basic stuff
>exchange numbers and socials
>we start talking about stuff we have in common
>shows we both like
>movies we're excited for
>we get inside jokes and I'm able to make her laugh
>geniune laugh not a polite smile but a snorting, bellowing, guffaw
>would love to take her out on dates but she had a boyfriend
>quit work because of vaccine mandate
>she didn't want to get it but she already had before I told her my plan
>conversations die offin texts
>never get a chance to hang out
>one day decide get reccomended her boyfriend to friend
>she had no pictures on her account (said she wasn't a fan of social media) so decide to go through his
>this guy had so many pictures of them together
>he was a Cinemaphile handsome mexican
>pictures of them hanging out on a boat
>her on a motorcycle
>they look so happy
>delete my account
>cry
>sad cum to sleep
She was so cool
TL;DR
Ahaha what a fricking cuck. You should probably just have a nice day.
Nag. I'll keep it pushing. Theres plenty of women out there. Instead of feeling sad just gotta become the type of person who desreves her. We're all gonna make it
Rock on.
Wow. More wholesome than I expected. You just went from cucked homosexual cucked homosexual I can root for.
Bnuuygay better get the rope now
Anon... I said we're ALL gonna make it. ALL of us.
Can someone write a Steven version of this
>>she didn't want to get it but she already had before I told her my plan
what was this plan?
>what was this plan?
crashing this plane, with no survivors
>quit work because of vaccine mandate
Pussy.
>would love to take her out on dates but she had a boyfriend
Why does this matter?
Just cuck him what the frick? You really are a b***h lmao
Unironically this. You want to be with her, not with her boyfriend. If there was even a little bit of sexual tension then he would had a chance of making her doubt. At least anon reedemed himself with this superior mentality
.
Kevin always came off to me as a twink, kek.
>Unironically this.
So you're telling me that if you had a crush/sexual tension with your female friend who was already taken, you proceed to get her to cheat on him with you? Or risk making yourself look like an ass (clown) or a creep who read into things?
Man, now that's another way of seeing things. I went out of my way to not come off as a dick (still failed), but honestly, it's just like how things are sometimes, depending in many moronic factors. Women have doubts like pretty much everything else, so if their man is an ass and you're better, then who fricking knows. Anon's case wasn't like this one, that's why i refer to his conclusion as superior.
You didn't come off as a dick (wasn't my intention either). I don't disagree with your take on if the S/O is shitty than it's all fair, but your post just sounded like if/when you feel something or see a moment you'd take a chance regardless of anything. It seems more radical if that was your next conclusion on what you/someone should do. If its any consolation, that wasn't inherently a bad idea, but like you referred to here, more factors/evidence is required first.
>Anon's case wasn't like this one, that's why i refer to his conclusion as superior.
Yeah, should've acknowledged this in my last post, glad he came out better than being some dick or ass.
>your post just sounded like if/when you feel something or see a moment you'd take a chance regardless of anything
Not at all, that it's just too opportunistic; something that a desperate moron would try while masking himself as a nice homosexual. Shame it sounded in the wrong way. Anyway, glad to see we're on the same page in some way or another my dude, and don't worry, you didn't came off as a dick either. Have this Lapis as a show good faith.
>Have this Lapis as a show good faith.
Thanks, here have this. Thanks for the convo and enjoy the rest of the day
Goodspeed, based anon. You do good too.
>Kevin always came off to me as a twink
So are male K-Pop idols, but they're constantly fricking someone's girlfriend lol. Kevin is rich, has a nice car and is very confident when talking to girls. I have no doubts that Kevin probably has a long history of stealing girlfriends and dumping them shortly after due to boredom and chasing the new pretty girl.
I think he would stick with Connie. Who knows they might invite Steven to the baby shower
He sticks with Connie because he likes fricking Steven. Before he would pump and dump every girl he got with, but the pleasure he gets from seeing Steven's heart broken is the greatest feeling he has ever felt. The feeling is so addicting he proceeds to steal Amethyst, Pearl, and Garnet the mother figures to Steven. Kevin is building a harem of women and gems full of Steven's loved ones. Kevin will go so far as to bring one of the Rose Quartz that looked just like his mom and proceed to frick her right in front of him.
Would Kevin move into the house once he’s with Amethyst, Pearl or Garnet?
They're roommates. But Steven sleeps on the floor while Kevin fricks Steven's 3 mommies on his bed.
Pearl will just end up serving Kevin now. She just now sees Steven as her boyfriend’s fat roommate
How did he seduce them
>Kevin will go so far as to bring one of the Rose Quartz that looked just like his mom and proceed to frick her right in front of him.
Did Steven cum
He came in his pants while crying like a b***h.
Imagine when he finds out he can’t get it up unless Kevin is with a girl he likes
Kevin is a good bro. He'll record himself fricking Connie, and any gem Steven cares about and send it to Steven's phone so he can jerk his tiny dick.
He and Connie found out the first time Steven caught them in bed. They thought he would be angry or cry, not have a little hard prick up.
What else would he use it for? Connie would never let Steven near her with that
Even the Diamonds?
Oh please. Cucking Steven is one thing but now your drifting into Greg’s territory. Nobody is going to leave the Murderwiener except in a dustbin.
if she’s willing to cheat on him, she’ll cheat on you
>Cinemaphile
Perfect, wait until he realizes he’s gay, dumps her for a twink, then you get the rebound
put me in the screencap
No one Checked? Put me in the screen cap now!!
>quit work because of vaccine mandate
>Quit work because of vaccine mandate
And you fricked up! Asians live and die by work and quitting is a quick way to lose them, might as well accepted being "let go" since there was too many lay offs so that could have been explained better. Second mistake was getting curious of that mexican Chad and should have blocked them both right there and then.
>>quit work because of vaccine mandate
lol based moron
I wouldnt do anything under duress. Especially when that thing gets thrown out the window half a year later. The job I quit is no longer requiring it. neither is 80% of the jobs in the country. They may ask but it's unrequired
It sounds like you quit your job under duress.
The choice was either give in or go out screaming and sounding/looking like a sperg. The only way to win was not to play. so I walked
Put me in the screencap
>>quit work because of vaccine mandate
deserved it moron
>Friends with a shy, petite, girl.
>Her boyfriend is an absolute caveman
>All I can imagine is that she's his cum dump
>How can she go from legs up, ankles crossed, moaning like a cat in heat to joking about our favorite teen drama?
>It's unfair
A quiet woman with 0 sexual appeal who you see daily. It's always shocking to see her boyfriend.
>kind of chunky, quiet, asian girl
>he was a Cinemaphile handsome mexican
It's fricked that so many average (and even the dumpy looking) girls date attractive dudes these days. What's left for the rest of us losers?
Maybe there's a confidence issue with the attractive men we need to solve.
We need to get attractive guys to be shallow again.
That also sounds kinda unfair and horrible. I wonder if biologically speaking, a good chunk of men just weren't meant to reproduce?
At the very least, modern technology gives you porn, Vtubers, ASMR, and a bunch of other stuff perpetually-single dudes can use to cope
They used to be monks and mystics, but since religion's been getting faded out its unironically been replaced by nerd culture consumerism.
That seems even worse. Imagine generations of dudes spending their whole lives in some dusty monastery or under a waterfall, dying without ever seeing a single unclothed titty
Everyone has a cross to bear
A lot of times girls don't start that way. Mexican/Cuban and Asian American girls in particular let themselves go once a relationship is stable enough
Almost. I knew it was a crush that was just not meant to be (long distance, older girl, among other things), so I didn't beat myself up too badly about it once I learned she got a new boyfriend.
We actually did hook up, but:
>In college, playing lots of World of Warcraft
>Join a nice guild, a little under half are women
>Start talking to one woman (she was 29, I was 21) in particular
>Turns out she lives about an hour away
>Talking turns to flirting turns to sexting and videos
>Decide to hook up
>Drive over to her place, lose virginity, get complemented on my pussy eating
>Stay the weekend, lots of sex
>For the next few months, go over there over other week, call eachother boyfriend girlfriend, while cuddling she tells me how great I am and how long we’ll be together
>Everybody in the guild says we’re a cute couple
>One week she goes to a party (not a wild college party, like an adult party)
>The day after, she slowly stops talking to me or inviting me over
>There’s always an excuse
>She’s pretty much stopped even texting after two months
>Ask her on WoW during a raid if she wanted to hang out
>She says “sorry no” not bothering with an excuse
>Flat out ask “So that’s it then?”
>She says yes, I live too far away, she’s starting a business (selling amway), she’s got other stuff going on, etc
>Decide to take a break from WoW after that
>Spend the next few weeks crying, drunk, or hung over
>Log back on
>Guild disbanded over minor drama
>Half the people transferred off the server
>Stop play a little later
>Months later find out that my ex had flown out to california and fricked the guildie who instigated the drama
>Also she had gotten drunk and gave a married man a blow job at the party
>Eventually stop playing WoW altogether.
>Get a message on Facebook
>Old guildie, lets me know that my ex had committed suicide, and asked old guildie to pass a message to me before ex shot herself
>”she was sorry she couldn’t have been with me”
On one hand, I clearly dodged a bullet (like she didn’t) and I don’t owe her my feelings. On the other I don’t know how to feel, and my brain shuts down when I even try to parse what I feel.
>Loses virginity at 21
Yikes
It might just be cause it happened to me, but that doesn’t seem “yikes” worthy compared to the rest.
>Apparently it's embarrassing for a person to lose their virginity casually as a young adult
Seems like you're either a virgin your or reliving your glory days
Honestly. From the gangbang to her suicide, it seems oblivious to think, "wait you lost your virginity at 21". Hopefully the anon gets some help and learns to move on to better things.
Cringe if you’re not religious. Based if you are.
>selling amway
dodged a bullet there, fren
>>”she was sorry she couldn’t have been with me”
Welp that's gotta suck to remember in the lonely hours of the night. Sorry bruh.
As someone who has been suicidal I always wanted to know what was the other side of the story after my horrible break up.
Pray for her soul, no joke. Yes, there's a high chance she is "technically" on hell but maybe she is on purgatory, we just don't know.
It helps cut anything that you hold still with her and her memory, just give to God and move on.
Or just don't, i'm not your dad.
lol what the frick Black person
Your god is a fake gay and your faith is a crutch not a sword. The fact that we're both constantly using this website should have shown you god is dead LONG ago. The shitty things that happen to you aren't tests of your faith, they happen because human life is shit in this cobbled together shithole of a world we have created. Embrace the suck. Or don't. I'm not your dad.
Jesus fricking Christ
Jesus Christ
>One one hand, I clearly dodged a bullet (like she didn't)
anon holy lol not the time
It’s been 10 years and it’s fricked up my life, I’m allowed the morbid joke.
I'm sorry, anon
I don't know if there is a word for that feel.
Maybe ask Germany.
in my case she was with someone at first, but then she left the guy and I tried to get closer. I did but got friendzoned lol. Still talk to her from time to time. Just another experience I guess.
Yes. I thought the guy was kind of an ass too, but I was kind of a pathetic simp anyway so I guess butthole was still the better option. Severed ties with both and rarely spoke to them again. Haven't dared even attempting another relationship since.
All my woman friends are married. I don't know if they think I'm gay or something (even with me cleary showing I'm not while we speak about relationships). I make woman friends more easily than man friends, but everytime they are married, and I'm just 22 years old, is 22 years old really an age to be married? Why so many people do it?
22 is incredibly young but not terribly uncommon. I think it's just a matter of young love and just being fortunate. people like that were typically with their partner since highschool so they already have the chemistry
I'm in the same boat as you, i'm 23 and make a lot more female friends, but they are usually taken or just an absolute mess of a human being. The most recent being the cream of the crop in regards to having shit taste Probably a good sign that she didn't take a liking to me tbh
Most of my friends that gave a shit about raising a family got married around then. Those that did later did it more out of a "might as well" sentiment than actually having any plans for their lives.
Depressing
Dated a girl from Karachi in college. Her parents pull her out, took her back to Pakistan where she just went to medical school there. She's now married to her cousin. Such is life.
She really fricked that up.
I'm not sure why people try to be friends after something like this. If you didn't want someone's romantic feelings, you think staying around them and being close is gonna make those feelings go away?
anon here being a fricking chad by choosing his own happines over a worse is nothing, i have a similar experience but it still not over at least not for me so i cant green text yet
Im going to be the devils advocate(as far as Cinemaphile virgins are concerned) and "side" with the woman in this greentext. You cant control who you're attracted to.
In this situation all that happened is that he got rejected and she lost a friend she clearly cared a lot about.
There were no winners here.
Fair enough, but she definitely would have been happier if she took a chance on love and gave him a chance. Even if it didn't work after the first or second date, it's better to give love a chance.
Like I said, you cant control who you're physically attracted to. Anon may have even been ugly, who can say? She's not obligated to give him a date because they're friends.
>Like I said, you cant control who you're physically attracted to.
Not with that attitude.
Thankfully not. Found my wife when I was 17 and been together with her for over a decade now
>be 18
>meet a dude randomly at the mall and we hit it off, become best buds
>meet his girlfriend and her friend
>her friend is cute
>punk, pale white, green eyes and nice dark hair
>they try ti set us up but she wasnt feeling it
>meets another dude and they go out
>dude comes out as gay literally a month into them dating
>she turns into a Tumblr stereotypes later on.
>starts to have a weird obsession on hating Trump, MAGA and Milo Yiannopoulos.
>becomes a literal NPC, horrid tattoos, septum piercing, rainbow hair and problem glasses (never gained weight thought) with the same tired talking points you hear from every NPC.
In hindsight im glad it never happened, we stayed friends but I love rubbing it in her face im checking off everything in her bucket lists without her.
Got a decent job, traveled to all the countries she’s dreamed off and send pictures in our group chat as “haha, look where I am at this month tee hee, miss ya’ll”
I had quite a few female friends in college but the moment the boyfriend word came across their lips my heart just sank.
all cuck posters deserve the rope
In the ass
Xth post best post
Also he would kill her and then find a Peruvian gf.
Why Peruvian?
The writer is peruvian woman
What’s the gf like
I dont know I never even saw a self insert character outside of Benndis in Spiderman
Tomboy
Which writer?
He would move on to Peridot.
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Steven is a moron who grew up in a bubble where everyone was nice to him with the only tragedy being his mother's alleged death.
Either he completely explodes or freezes up unable to process as the comfortable status quo of his reality is yet again punctured by a bully.
>or freezes up unable to process as the comfortable status quo of his reality is yet again punctured by a bully
Would be fap to it
He’ll troon himself thinking it will be easier to get women as “woman”.
So why did Steven have such a grudge for Kevin again? Because he pressured Stevonnie to dance with him? Steven is such a b***h, I hope Kevin steals everyone Steven loves or will love from him.
I hope Connie and Kevin get married and invite Steven
Kevin should make Steven his best man, to really shove that knife into his heart.
Imagine when he has to make the speech, he sees Connie in white. But not for his ass. He’ll just end up eating a slice of wedding cake alone
And then Kevin and Connie pull out that glowstick bracelet Steven used to proposed to Connie and they stomp on it in front of Steven while he falls to his knees crying.
Steven ends up having to be dragged out of the wedding. The last thing he sees is Connie and Kevin kissing while her ass is being groped. He spends the rest of the night constantly checking Connie’s social medias
Only if Kevin and Connie makes fat jokes about Steven during the wedding
Would Steven accept Connie if she was knocked up with Kevin’s bastard
Steven is always eager to please. Connie will probably ask Steven to babysit Kevin Jr while her and Kevin Sr go out on dates. And when they get back to Steven's house they will make love on Steven's bed while he's busy changing the baby's diapers. This is Steven's new life.
Imagine when he took Connie in when she got pregnant
He thought it meant they could be together now. What he didn’t know was that Connie just wasn’t living with Kevin and they were still together. He wanted to set up another picnic for them but Connie just ended up inviting Kevin over
>So why did Steven have such a grudge for Kevin again?
Steven treated Kevin like a villain, so now Kevin is going to play the part and frick his girlfriend.
He probably just started hitting on Connie in Future. It’s when she’s least into Steven and when it would hurt him most
>Because he pressured Stevonnie to dance with him?
closest to a sexual assualt a cartoon could portray. like with fusions
This show has alot of hiatuses
He goes full diamond and starts conquering worlds
Pretty well if you ask me
SU:
>Wow Connie, that's really great. I'm happy for you guys. (is a bit down but is genuinely happy and would most likely throw a party or smth)
FU:
>Emotional/Mental breakdown realizing that Connie's moving on and he doesn't matter to her. (Goes Pink Kaiju and probably teleports to Connie and confronts her)
>Post FU:
>Is a bit down but happy again and accepts her choice to be with one someone else (possibly comes back to congratulate them when they get engaged and married/sends post cards or messages
>picrel
Steven and Connie, 30 years into the future staying as good friends. Headcannon: Steven's playing Giant Woman for her.
Future is best
I'd only be down with this if you swapped Steven and Connie.
I would only do that would Nora or Fem Kevin
>I
Maby not you, but Kevin would
You can tell he's at least bi
I’m talking about what is more enjoyable
Gay stuff isn’t
>He doesn't find enjoyment in woman getting cucked by men
What are you, gay?
I only like it when lesbians are cucked
It wouldn't work. Steven has the grudge against Kevin not Connie. Steven getting cucked by Kevin will lead to a stronger response than Connie getting cucked by Kevin.
But what kind of response? Anger or sadness
It's ok as long as it's a woman getting cucked.
>Steven has the grudge against Kevin not Connie
i thought they both did.
Steven could beat Kevin within an inch of his life, and then heal him back to 100% just so he can do it again.
It won’t matter if Connie likes Kevin’s dick more
OR
he could give him snu snu until his pelvis breaks and heal him again just to rinse and repeat
who do the frick's kevin? is he from a comic or something?
He's the guy Steven has a hate boner for because he simply asked Stevonnie to dance.
Christ, you cuck fetishists are one of the lowest forms of life. It’s you, Blacked and Bleached, and botflies, all on the bottom.
Steven just seems like the type of guy to ask Connie to go have sex with another guy for his pleasure
Loudpedos are still the bottom of the barrel, but ntr and furgays are a close second
I just like seeing Steven suffer. And him getting cucked does the job perfectly.
Imagine the proposal scene but Connie lets him know she’s actually dating Kevin when she says no.
Or better yet. Kevin comes to the beach after the proposal and Connie runs into his arms kissing him passionately, Kevin staring at Steven while he grips Connie's ass with both hands tightly.
It’s right after Connie tells him he’s a very nice guy but he has to understand she doesn’t like him that way. Steven just ends up crying on the beach that day, all while Connie looks at Kevin like she would look at him. He just ends up walking home alone, all Garnet can say to him is she’s glad Connie found a cute boyfriend
Imagine the roller rink episode
He would just end up watching them together
Look at Rose Quartz now imagine how big your wiener has to be to keep her satisfied long enough to get impregnated by you, Greg was packing a monster.
She could shapeshift anon. She fricked lots of humans long before Greg was even born. No matter the size of her partner's dick, Rose could shapeshift the perfect vegana for them. Greg is a small dick loser that loved a prostitute.
Bro stop talking about your headcanon.
Says the anon pushing his "Greg has a big dick" headcanon onto everyone.
Pearl confirmed Rose had many human partners before Greg. Greg isn't special, Greg is just the dumbass that knocked up Rose, while her other partners were smart enough not to.
>Taking pearl's word knowing that she was assmad that greg cucked her
Pearl, you need to let go.
If she was alive she would probably call Steven limpdick
For a minute i honestly believed that it was the same anon replying to himself with his cuck fantasies. And i don't even like the fat homosexual myself.
It’s what he deserves
Look, it’s one of the writers who ruined Adventure Time.
Nah, but Finn is also a good candidate to cuck Steven
>thinking a bigger cuck is a good candidate to cuck another cuck
Let me guess, you want Star to cuck him too
More like Marco
So is it just one cuck anon?
>finn
>a good candidate to cuck steven
He uh... i think he falled from grace, anon. At least as far as i can remember.
It’s also what Finn deserves. To cuck someone
I still feel that scat and guro gays reign supreme at the bottom
You actually do need to be some kind of fricked in the head to enjoy that stuff
Going giga Chad Steven and fricking his harem of gems and beach city women Connie's mom included.
Realistically how would it happen?
Steven is literally destined to have a monster wiener. His dad is a rock star and his mom is a rock goddess.
His form is connected to his mental state. His penis would shrink upon being cucked and remain small until he got over it. And he can’t get over with a small wiener so it’s a cycle
In that case, Steven will simply frick both of them into submission.
Why do you guys think so highly of Greg? He's a fricking loser, he wasn't even a successful rockstar.
>underestimating the murderwiener
His wiener literally murdered an alien god.
His dick was so good it killed a space rock, fricked another space rock who was a friend of the one he killed, and has a third space rock who is only into girls and was in love with the space rock he killed thinking about it.
>His dad is a rock star and his mom is a rock goddess
Rose was canon prostitute who slept with countless humans during her time on Earth. And after she got her pussy blown by thousands if not millions of guys, Greg decides to wife her up and get her pregnant which left the only girl he loved to disappear into a fat kid. How exactly did Greg win here? He basically wifed up a common prostitute and got stuck with the kid while she fricked off.
>one of the only four diamonds ever
>common
>not impressed by the one guy in millions who was so good she gave up her life to have his baybeh
NTRgays should hang from a rope.
Why?
NTR is the worst fetish.
like, it's the emotional version of futa or scat
You’re just saying that cause you self insert as Steven
Futa isn't THAT bad, definitely not on the same level as eating someone else's shit
Not even. Futa is gay and scat is gross but ntr is sick, like devil satanic evil, as if it is some kind of curse or blight. Its in a league of its own.
Futa with balls, dick, and no vegana is superior to futa with dick and vegana.
Only if the girl has already fricked the guy getting cucked (IE if it's adultery). If they haven't, then it's just, tough luck buddy, you missed out, ha ha, guess she wasn't really your girl
Cinemaphile here.
In Darling in the Franxx a fat kid gets NTRd by the girl who he co-piloted his robot with. He gets cucked so hard he winds up being the priest at the play-wedding of his girl and the guy that stole her.
That's what Steven would do in this situation.
He did marry Ruby and Garnet. Imagine Connie looking at his wedding book and taking his ideas for her wedding with Kevin
You cant blame Pink for being a prostitute remember her big sisters gave her whatever she wanted other than leading a colony so from her point of view bouncing on animal dicks was fine.
They didn't give Pink her own colony because she was such a prostitute. They thought Pink would be too busy fricking anything that moves on Earth to run it effectively, and look at that they were right.
No they thought Pink was too childish to properly run a colony.
Being a fricking prostitute is childish. Pink acts like a horny teenager 24/7. The other diamonds knew this.
But would Pink sleep with Kevin?
If you're somehow getting cucked by an Indian dude your life is already over bruh
>fat short israeli kid
>versus indian kid
honestly they're both bottom of the barrel, realistically connie marries a tall white doctor
I was about to nod along with you but then I realized, uhhhhhh, dude, I think the fat short israeli kid being an alien messiah with incredible powers changes the calculations a liiiiiiiiiittle bit
Kevin is Indian?
He isn't? if he was mexican/hispanic he'd be shorter than her
Maybe just a tan
white people cannot get that dark anon
It’s just a tan
Or maybe his mom or dad is black
So hes black then
Probably half
Which I guess ruins Connie more for Steven
Yes we can. Especially beach dwellers.
>kevin turns into a disgusting crinkly mess by the time hes 25
wtf kevinbros
Still better looking than Steven. I think Connie genuinely isn’t physically attracted to him
Why would she be? Steven is a fat manlet with a pussy repellant personality, if the thing about him being based off Sugar's brother is true he must fricking hate her
You just know she was spending her time with other boys while Steven was breaking down in Future
I mean I won't go full cuck fetish like you since NTRgays disgust me but yeah Steven having any girl interested in him is more unrealistic than the concept of gems
I think Connie would still date him. Just have a porn addiction to cope with dating him
Lapis is Sugar's self-insert. That's why Steven likes her, but not Spinel, who's just as bad (post-"redemption").
>implying a guy like Kevin wouldn't also apply anti-wrinkle measures
He isn’t smart
jesus imagine the wrinkles and skin cancer. Looking at this causes me physical pain.
Lars best boy
It wouldn't happen. After the events of Future no one would dare upset Steven. He never got over his issues, just got mad and eventually addressed them. Never even learned to control his anger/emotional damage, so everything that pisses him or upsets him could malfunction his powers or turn him into a titan. All the resolution accomplished was getting him to calm down, but realistically everyone is going to be walking on eggshells around him once he gets back from his trip. It'll be just like an abusive relationship.
>"Steven, I'm thinking of moving to Europe to go to school...."
>Steven doesn't say anything but starts glowing pink
>"Ah, but I figured it would be a dumb idea, anyway let's go get you a pizza or something!"
Does he make Connie quit her job and education
Not until he gets because no one needs him again. Then she'll eventually cave to being perma-fused to keep him happy.
I like to think Connie is mentally trapped in Stevonnie with Steven
Based Steven
Why did Connie and Keven take a picture together in Steven's house?
It’s where they had sex
Pretty Badly, He freaked when he got friend zoned.
The series opened up some issues with Steven technically being immortal. From his emotional state one option is he lives long enough till the trope of him eventually becoming the villian happens. The other is that he dies or pulls a rose. Then the Diamonds eventually fall back on their old habit of being evil through their interpretation of what they believe rose/steven would have wanted. Nothing will have fundamentally changed as Steven used forced band aid solutions to problems.
He will just date another girl
And Kevin will steal her from him too. Steven isn't allowed to be happy.
Would Steven still pursue Connie?
Even Lapis?
Especially Lapis!
What about Priyanka
Not as much as Lapis, but yes Priyanka too.
Only if Steven finds out when he tries to flirt with Priyanka
Steven goes after Connie and Kevins daughter and just becomes a groomer
>Half indian spoiled rich girl who constantly insults Steven
It’s the best he could do
Hopefully kill himself
We all know his true endgame was harem mode but Becky had to hide her power level.
He prefers monogamy
Stephen would have nobody because he is a fat ugly disgusting pig
I hear Star a lot for some reason
He would drive the van around town trying to forget Connie, listening to music maybe coming up with a song. Would go to the beach and would silently cry until another love interest appeared right there just like when his father met his mother.
This fricking show sucks balls, It was my favorite until season 3 arrived and everything was ruined. At least, from all the other shows I have watched that have a remotely similar formula I think SU has the best filler or non-serialized episodes
Before season 3 that is