Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation? Posted on May 25, 2023 by Anonymous Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
>go on grinder
>have sex with as many shemales as I can
Boom. Not only will the monster never catch up to me, but I'm also decimating the entire LGBBQ community. I live in Southern California as well so you better believe this action will have far reaching impact on a global scale.
Keep not having sex.
This, but I'd leave the shemales and just do gay gay stuff
That's not how it works. It goes after the first person you fucked. Then if THEY fucked anyone, it goes after that person instead, and when they die, it moves back one person in the chain. It doesn't multiply.
So you just had a bunch of gay sex for nothing.
Realistically it having superpower strength it would kill people so quickly there is no one to go back in the chain.
If it runs out of people to kill will it just select the next best random person? And then the next random person?(Cause it's unlikely that person will even be able to have sex before it kills the person)
Go into a public area with lots of people and throw a tarp over it, exposing it to everyone and eventually get help from the authorities
and what are "authorities" gun do
Capture it, contain it in a lab and rape it to see what will happen
it can teleport
The what the fuck is the point of it following people. Why doesn't it just teleport directly behind them
scaring them and having a bit of fun, think of hunting or fishing
Where does it say or imply that? Nothing in the movie suggests that. The closest thing to that would be the director claiming that if you were to move to an inaccessible place it'd find the way to get to you, but by default always just walks.
The movie would be much more lame if "it" could just nothing-personnel-kid your ass.
>Where does it say or imply that?
Most people cite him showing up quickly after they drive for miles on end, which would have taken ages if he only could slowly walk.
But the biggest piece of evidence is it standing on the roof for the sole reason of being seen by the hunted roastie
That can only be explained by either it having foreknowledge and toying with its victim or being able to quickly teleport in places to toy with its victim, which as you say is also corroborated, in part, by the director himself.
That makes sense. Forgot about the roof. Thanks, anon.
what is there were stairs onto the roof
it's not that it's physically impossible for it to reach the roof, it can climb, it is shown to have arm mobility (assuming its real form is even hominid) when he lifts the girl's hair on the beach (another instance of being shown as toying with its victims), the issue is it being there exactly at the right time to scare the bitch as they are leaving with the car.
You could also take pic related as proof it wasn't there mere seconds before but it could be in the POV or another character like in other scenes so the creature invisible.
But for her to not notice it beforehand, it must mean it either climbed the roof very quickly or was already on the roof for an unspecified length of time hiding somehow
i typed that as a dumb joke but you make a good argument
another instance where T appears seemingly out of thin air is the ending, in pic related there is no one behind them, a few seconds pass/they walk 50 feet ahead and suddenly it's there
As for how strong IT is, we know it's at least strong enough to easily mangle bodies and snap human limbs
How strong is IT?
From what I remember it doesn't even get past doors. I think it breaks a window, and knocks on another door.
pretty sure it teleports around whenever it isnt being observed or when there isn't a clear path for it to reach its targets
are you referring to the beach house scene?
It is shown to be able to blow a hole in the door with incredibly force, then faking going away only to show up as a little kid for max spoopy (yes it can also alter its mass).
It's clearly implied it chooses to goof around for fun, just like it was pulling the girl's hair instead of immediately killing her
I'd like to think if a women was willing to have sex with me I would be smart enough to see she was try to pass on an interdimensional killer to me. But I'm getting desperate here so I might accept her offer anyway.
All incel fags seeth that whole promise was it would be so much easier for a woman to pass it along than a guy. She’s just a brainwashed romantic nerd she refuses to just fuck someone, easy as a average girl, until the end
Become President of the United States and live aboard Air Force One. Or just tell me Secret Service goons to watch out for the invisible monster. What are they going to do, say no? Then I would commission the country's top scientists to come up with a solution.
Fuck a hooker
I'd shoot it with a gun a few times, maybe even try some exotic ammo, if that didn't work then I can just go to the beach, call the cops and show them the anomalous footprints showing up in the sand for no reason
Hopefully some military fellas capture it, take it to a black site and dissect it
Just get a job that allows me to travel via plane frequently. It moves at literal human walking speed which means that as long as you travel at bare minimum a couple hundred miles every few days you'll be fine. If you flew from New York to LA and back once a month it would literally never be able to catch you
or if oyu traveled form ny to australia.
would love to see it swim. or take a container ship to get there.
Restrain it with help and fuck it. It will commit suicide.
IT's so dumb, it should really be doable to lure it in a trap.
Then call authorities to deal with it.
I would walk a hundred miles and I would walk a hundred more.
spray paint it and call the CIA
On a second viewing, this movie kinda blows
>Buy meth and tadafilil or sildenafil
>Fuck a chud on said meth and boner pill.
Yeah. Why was plebbit so impressed with it?
Pass the disease on to someone else, with my dick.
The wizard is immune to such a pitiful disease.
go to thailand and fuck some hookers (only danger would be figuring out which are actually female)
Laugh at people getting murdered.
You need to have sex with someone who will be strong and smart enough to not die to it. That's why she had a hard time getting rid of it.
Wear a condom
Does IT magically teleport? Cause if not then you can potentially survive for years in an underground bunker.
if it's following me pull into a police parking lot and call 911.
>gets killed while in police custody
>police is baffled
>government finds out
>immediately uses it for political gain
This movie filled the void left by zombie movies not being zombies for the last 30 years.
>Implying I made it more than 40 minutes through that pile of dogshit