>the future doesn't take in the fact that i would jerk off my dad while he is asleep into a cup and while banging my mom insert the semen into her vegana
shit movie
Realistically speaking any interaction with your mom would probably cause you to not be born because it might offset the when and how your parents bone which would result in a different sperm winning the race. But that doesn't really seem to matter in this film so I don't see what difference boning your mom would make so long as you don't get her pregnant and your parents end up together afterwards.
>which would result in a different sperm winning the race
this shit always comes to my mind. like the insemination is such a random ass process. a sneeze in the wrong place at the wrong time could cause you to disappear
not disappear, just be replaced by a different actor if they did it right... but since writers and directors AND the audience are too fricking lazy, they ignore this reality of time travel for suspension of disbelief. >the reality is, you being in the past uses up oxygen and moves air that wasn't moved so your mere presence is likely changing by a millisecond at least when your father nuts in your mom, changing the winning sperm.
>TLDR: we get Erik Stoltz playing Marty McFly instead of Mike Fox
When can we get the Back to the Future reboot everyone is asking for?
Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Dune, Ghostbusters, Fresh Prince of Bel Air all got new material. Even the Lord of the Rings movies that are from the early 00s already got new material.
>When can we get the Back to the Future reboot everyone is asking for?
Luckily the people in charge of the IP have stated in no uncertain terms that a reboot will never happen.
They would turn doc brown into a Black person actually. Mcfly would be a Latina or Asian girl. (Mom scenes would be unchanged she would just be lesbian)
frick and make sure to come in her ass or mouth
This. Or at the very least get sucked off.
Down bad
I'd expose the israeli takeover of Ukraine.
bazed
frick my mom then return to the future and frick her again because she's still attracted to me
the sauce now
You have to be 18 to post here.
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Boardwalk Empire
Wow. I'll have to watch that again.
I didn't remember Lea Thompson being in it.
Amazing de-aging job they did on her face.
holy fricking zoomer scum
you cannot be serious
Back to the future
I was in such disbelief over this post that I first assumed you wanted to get her liquored up.
I thought it was some other sauce meme that I didn't know until your post.
Sometimes I forget the population of the internet doesn't age with me.
Imagine the moment you nut inside your mam and then disappear from existence. It would be the best way to go.
you know, she does kinda look like him from this angle.
Ok now what if your mom was a spicy hot Latina with a weakness for cute white boys?
imagine how many girls that look like her are getting raped right now trying to cross the border
>Trying
That's how they get in.
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Not many since they're mostly men crossing the border.
I can't jerk to nonwhite milfs because I can't relate to them. I have troubles even jerking to american milfs because they have a different phenotype
>phenotype
Cringe as frick post
Don't have sex with your mom.
>Realistically what would you do in this situation Cinemaphile?
The nasty in the pasty.
Verily
warn everybody about [REDACTED] before its too late
IT
ID DO IT
ID DO THE SEX
M SEX YES ID DO THE SEX FRICK
>do you think she would find (You) as attractive as your father back then?
She says I have a bigger dick than my dad so probably.
Have sex with Marty's mom
> Have sex with her
> Literally disappears while doing the act
Fricking morons.
>the future doesn't take in the fact that i would jerk off my dad while he is asleep into a cup and while banging my mom insert the semen into her vegana
shit movie
>ummm actually time travel magic would make le paradox
>You were your own father the whole time
common its such a good plot twist.
Realistically speaking any interaction with your mom would probably cause you to not be born because it might offset the when and how your parents bone which would result in a different sperm winning the race. But that doesn't really seem to matter in this film so I don't see what difference boning your mom would make so long as you don't get her pregnant and your parents end up together afterwards.
>which would result in a different sperm winning the race
this shit always comes to my mind. like the insemination is such a random ass process. a sneeze in the wrong place at the wrong time could cause you to disappear
not disappear, just be replaced by a different actor if they did it right... but since writers and directors AND the audience are too fricking lazy, they ignore this reality of time travel for suspension of disbelief.
>the reality is, you being in the past uses up oxygen and moves air that wasn't moved so your mere presence is likely changing by a millisecond at least when your father nuts in your mom, changing the winning sperm.
>TLDR: we get Erik Stoltz playing Marty McFly instead of Mike Fox
Immediately go to town on my hot teen mom but bust in her ass
babymaking
be my own dad.
Impregnate her and then disappear into thin air.
Getting erased from existence would be worth it.
I would frick Marty's mom prone bone, raw, and become his dad.
turn 360 and walk away.
Bust a nut in her and become my own dad
unzip my mcfly and get busy
When can we get the Back to the Future reboot everyone is asking for?
Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Dune, Ghostbusters, Fresh Prince of Bel Air all got new material. Even the Lord of the Rings movies that are from the early 00s already got new material.
Why is it taking so long?
Nobody is asking for that. Nobody is asking for any of these reboots.
They have hundreds of millions in revenue, bros. So, people are speaking with their wallets and watching them.
>When can we get the Back to the Future reboot everyone is asking for?
Luckily the people in charge of the IP have stated in no uncertain terms that a reboot will never happen.
yeah right its going to happen the moment zemeckis dies
Hopefully he lives long enough for the woke era to end and we never get Shaniqua McFly
They would turn doc brown into a Black person actually. Mcfly would be a Latina or Asian girl. (Mom scenes would be unchanged she would just be lesbian)
>Luckily the people in charge of the IP have stated in no uncertain terms that a reboot will never happen.
*Laughs in Christopher Tolkien*
i would give it to lorraines mom if im being honest
I frick and creampie her so hard, I'd watch myself go moronic in real time as the past corrects itself.
make sure she never gets with my dad so I never existed. probably break her legs.
Just seeing my mom look at me like that would mean I could never look her in the eye again.
Coom myself into oblivion’s sweet embrace.
I would berry my dick in her so hard whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
I was watching a very artsy strapless dildo lesbian prons and couldn't get hard because the bottom girl looks like my mom when she was young