Recommend me some sword and sorcery movies bros

sword and sandal works too
I can't get enough of this shit.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't get any better than the original Conan.
    10/10 movie.

    Beastmaster, Excalibur, Willow, are all worth a watch but really they're shit compared to Conan.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Willow
      I knew I was

      Off the top of my head:
      >Beastmaster
      >Conan(obviously)
      >Fire and Ice
      >Excalibur
      >13th Warrior
      >Ladyhawke
      >Flesh and Blood
      >Dragonslayer
      >Legend
      >krull
      Probably forgetting one or two but these are the best ones from memory.

      forgetting a big one. Also Clash of the Titans.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truly sad but true.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original Conan stories are 10/10. The movie is an 8/10

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i rewatched willow a few months ago and absolutely hated it, i thought it was comically bad
      showed my mate a few clips to demonstrate how badly it held up and it didn't seem quite as bad, but still bad
      also rewatched conan a month or two ago and it blew me away, truly awesome film

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I rewatched Willow I thought it started strong and then it felt like they ran out of budget (if the movie was shot in sequence.) Everything about the second half was visibly worse.

        Also, speaking of Willow and no budget, the Willow series might be the worst thing I've ever seen on TV. You can tell there wasn't a single person involved in the production who cared what the end product would be like. It wasn't even Cowboy Bebop-tier "we have a totally incorrect and moronic vision for this" bad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Willow
          I re-watched for the first time in years not too long back. Yeah, it wasn't nearly as good as I remembered either. Val Kilmer being awesome and the evil witches daughter being hot af saves it tho.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/VI6z6jN.jpg

      sword and sandal works too
      I can't get enough of this shit.

      Excalibur is just as good as Conan.

      Also Legend is worth a watch.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Excalibur is great not in the same way Conan is. It isn't anywhere near as good overall.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a sad state of the genre but golden age fantasy really does have almost no worthwhile content. Too many 40s-60s S&S movies are just Christian propaganda films, the 70s was mostly a dead zone, and the 80s was Conan and a massive horde of low quality copycats made by tasteless autists who don't understand why CTB worked. And of course, fantasy as a whole almost totally disappeared in the 90s before LOTR ruined the genre forever by cementing medieval western Europe as the forever fantasy setting, and what rare post 1989 fantasy films we get now that could fall into the S&S genre are fricking awful like 300 2007 Clash Of The Titans 2010 Conan 2011 and Hercules 2014. The entire genre is now just video game cutscene tier garbage aimed at homosexuals who only got into the scene because of D&D media and Magic The Gathering turning the entire genre into a homosexual far left wing otherkin LGBBBQT++ safe space to larp out their mental illness and politics in stories ripped straight out of video games.

      We won't get any good S&S movies ever again unless some rich trust fund kid with actual taste deigns to make one just cause or AI generation comes into its own.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >40s-60s S&S movies are just Christian propaganda films
        can't tell if atheist or neo-pagan, but 100% sure ur a gay
        >in the 90s before LOTR ruined the genre forever by cementing medieval western Europe as the forever fantasy setting
        lotr locked in western europe as the default fantasy setting long before 2001, moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        biblical epics from the 60s are great, what the frick is this reddit take

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          some people can't appreciate mythology for what it is and have to take it seriously

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why should some people believing it’s true make you angry, especially at the films? There’s no way to dress this up as you not being a triggered homosexual.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              idk, I don't believe it's true, but I like mythology and that's why I like sword & sandals movies, the connection between sword & sandal and sword & sorcery is far stronger than trying to link Conan to traditional fantasy, because Conan is supposed to be mythological and a-historical

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s beside the point. You’re seething at movies due to some homosexualy ideological hangup. For example, the ten commandments is a great film. If chrisitans existing makes you so angry that an objectively good epic is ruined for you, it just comes across as mental illness. If I said I believe in hellenistic paganism, would clash of the titans suddenly be spoiled for you?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                gaytheists need to constantly propagandise and whine about shit out of insecurity.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you need to learn to read, because I'm not the poster you think I am you moronic frick

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes, but you're still a huge fricking moronic homoBlack person

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watched Conan recently for the first time. Good movie but Arnold's delivery if often wonky, I wonder if that's why he barely speaks in the whole movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah his delivery varies wildly in conan
        he barely spoke english and memorized the lines verbatim

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most Roger Corman and Italian shit is good.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zu: Warriors from the Magic Mountain (1983). Chink shit, but I genuinely believe anyone who's into sword and sorcery would enjoy it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zu Warriors
      Criminally underrated and underseen. good luck finding it on streaming. I still have my HK DVD issued in 2001.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can find a torrent easily, though.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Off the top of my head:
    >Beastmaster
    >Conan(obviously)
    >Fire and Ice
    >Excalibur
    >13th Warrior
    >Ladyhawke
    >Flesh and Blood
    >Dragonslayer
    >Legend
    >krull
    Probably forgetting one or two but these are the best ones from memory.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How could you forget highlander my dawg?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >highlander
        No idea anon. Absolutely love Highlander. It just slipped mind. The anime film from the early 00s is pretty decent watch as well.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot about Legend. That's actually a really great movie.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    here's the list anon, havent seen all of them but they all seem to be in the fantasy genre

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mazes and Monsters is quite literally an anti sword and sorcery movie but I'd still recommend watching it just for this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that was a fun trip watching it with my D&D buddies back in college. Couldn't stop laughing at Tom.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    13th Warrior isn't truly S&S, but it's fricking close enough

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      uh isnt Kull supposed to have blue grey eyes?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine a modern remake of this with the Tren Twins.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know them but I think those guys would take themselves too seriously for this kind of movie

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BEHOLD

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deathstalker 2 is a fricking delight. It's porn tier acting comedy that you just don't see anymore.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've got deathstalker on vhs and watched some of it
      low budget softcore rape porn is how i'd describe what i saw
      it knows how silly it is though so it's not offensively bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has the greatest title drop of any film

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    space sandals

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that stuff like Flash Gordon, John Carter, and Star Wars, while channeling pulp energy or are otherwise well-known pulp serials, are considered raygun gothic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >John Carter
        God I wish there was an old era film of it. It’s amazing material for this genre. I would have loved a “Clash of the Titans” era movie of it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually liked the movie for what it was, just wish they hadn't made it for Disney audiences because sex appeal is an important part of the pulp genre

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Warrior and the Sorceress got a blu ray release recently
    My penor and I really enjoyed it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nudity used to be an integral part of these types of movies, especially in the 80s. Now it's all LotR knock-offs.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Epic stuff

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry anon, if you want more kino like Conan you'll have to read

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead genre, sadly. Remember to indoctrinate as many kids as you can with the greatness of S&S so they grow up to make movies in the genre

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dead genre, sadly. Remember to train as many AIs as you can with the greatness of S&S so they grow up to make movies in the genre
      Way ahead of you.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Recommend me some, where the main protagonist guy is a magician and not a sword/muscles/thief guy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slim pickings for this specific feel, sword and sorcery is mostly about swords vs sorcery

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I miss made for TV movies, you would think they would be perfect for streaming but apparently not.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frankly I don't think there's much magic in this one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The protag is a wizards apprentice but just like druids I don't think there is much magic in it. Besides the 3 that I posted none come into my immediate mind about wizards

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still the best dragon ever put on screen.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    League cinematics.
    i'm not joking.
    The Call, Awaken, Warriors.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if, after watching Conan the Barbarian, you're thinking that any other movie here recommended, League apart, is on par with the Millius, then you may take this fork to eat your soup: you are blending in, mango.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Barbarians of course

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sam neil's merlin is great. much better than excalibur if you ask me

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What an irritating fight for the dark haired dude.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek where is this from

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bastard Swordsman. Pretty fun, but not really sword and sorcery.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sword of the Valiant

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