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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some truly great superman moments strung together by a terrible story

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it was terrible

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better than Snydershit

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He sucked off Singer to get the job.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's bullshit, but I actually do believe it.

      Better than Snydershit

      ...and yes, it's somehow better than Snydershit...which had great promise but mehs the frick out fast.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every male in every Bryan Singer movie sucked him off for the role.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hugh jackman, patrick stewart, james marsden all did??????
          Im not surprised ian mckellen did, he probably did it without knowing the plot of the movie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you really surprised that everyone you listed is a gaylord? I'd be surprised if any of them were straight.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yea, i liked it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me too

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lex Luthor in this scared me as a kid. I also didn't understand why there was so little fighting, but I kept watching it over and over anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because parker posey made your peepee feel funny perhaps?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, now I think it was because I already watched Spiderman and Harry Potter a few dozen times and there was nothing else.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >peepee
        homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Incels will cry all day about, "tfw no gf" instead of seducing a terminally ill rich woman and using the money she leaves them to go pick up easy chicks.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked him as a successor to Reeves' Superman. Shame the movie itself is nothing special.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not really, but I remember eating an entire box of the cereal and it turned my shit blue.

    P.S. I might be a bot because FUUUUCCCKK these captchas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >please wait before posting
      >there has been a problem loading the c**tcha
      >5 minutes later it cloudgay loads in another tab
      >type the exact letters in 5 timed and they still fail
      >close the tab and come back
      >repeat process
      nothing quite like a 10 minute wait for your first post, nice system

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah that shit was happening to me a couple of months ago

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brandon was too young and babyfaced for the role. Hell he's younger than Tom Welling, who was still playing "teen" Clark on TV at the time. He would have been good as very a young Superman just starting his career, but the premise of this movie is that he already had years of experience. They even gave him a kid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He conveyed a certain innocence that I thought suited Superman. A bit too young for sure, but he didn't come across like a twinkish Spider-Man proxy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. I don't know if it was the contacts or something else, but he came across as an alien.
        Overall, not terrible casting but mediocre movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        12 year old spiderman is modern nonsense, part of the fad of turning every character into a teen or child version of an originally adult character.
        spiderman had always been in his early to 20s before.
        superman in the orginal flm was early 30s.also, try not to use homosexual language

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spider-man was a high school student for decades.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He was a high school student for 3-4 years in the 60s

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >spiderman had always been in his early to 20s before
          He got his powers in high school

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was good

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was this intended as a sequel to the old movies or as its own continuity?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same continuity as the Christopher Reeves movies. Kind of a soft-reboot/requel like the new Halloween movies.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont like this movie because a fricking pajeet beat up superman
    Ik because of the kryptonite but come on a fricking indian henchman????

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's ready for Superman: Legacy? Let's goooooo!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ted (2012) made fun of it, calling it godawful.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just pirated this yesterday after going on a Superman kick for the first time ever. But I ended up watching the hour and a half first episode of "The New Adventures of Lois and Clark" which was freaking great. Highly recommend it and apparently the entire first season is amazing but then the show goes downhill.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Routh should be returned.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the ad that zooms in on his eye as he's shot.
    I saw the movie but don't remember anything but that.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take years trying to make a new Superman movie
    >just do a sequel to a 35 year old film
    Bravo everyone
    >shit this movie didn’t have enough action
    So they hire Snyder …bravo again

    Literally the easiest character to make into a fun light hearted film and they screw up every time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was superconfused if Snyder's superman was a followup to this or a reboot, or some weird combination of both. Then Superman vs Batman came out and I had no idea what was going on except my DBZ fan friend hated it..

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This was a follow-up to the first two Superman movies made by Richard Donner, and it ignores the actual two other sequels: Superman III and Superman IV: Quest For Peace. Hell, it even ignores some version of Superman II, because Donner was kicked out during the production of the second movie since the studio wanted something lighter and more comedic and so you've to versions of the second movie. This one followed up on the original director's cut.

        Meanwhile Man of Steel was supposed to be a spin-off of the Christopher Nolan's Batman movies before Nolan threw a freak out and BvS happened.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WROOOOONNNNGGGGG

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the scene

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where's the chinaman that goes with him

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The airplane scene is the best Superman action sequence ever made and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Space listening and plane chasing were good. Everything else was mediocre to bad.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Sir that's ludicrous why didn't superman just punch the robot?"

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