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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some truly great superman moments strung together by a terrible story

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it was terrible

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than Snydershit

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He sucked off Singer to get the job.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's bullshit, but I actually do believe it.

      Better than Snydershit

      ...and yes, it's somehow better than Snydershit...which had great promise but mehs the frick out fast.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every male in every Bryan Singer movie sucked him off for the role.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hugh jackman, patrick stewart, james marsden all did??????
          Im not surprised ian mckellen did, he probably did it without knowing the plot of the movie

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you really surprised that everyone you listed is a gaylord? I'd be surprised if any of them were straight.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea, i liked it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lex Luthor in this scared me as a kid. I also didn't understand why there was so little fighting, but I kept watching it over and over anyway.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because parker posey made your peepee feel funny perhaps?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, now I think it was because I already watched Spiderman and Harry Potter a few dozen times and there was nothing else.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >peepee
        homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Incels will cry all day about, "tfw no gf" instead of seducing a terminally ill rich woman and using the money she leaves them to go pick up easy chicks.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked him as a successor to Reeves' Superman. Shame the movie itself is nothing special.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really, but I remember eating an entire box of the cereal and it turned my shit blue.

    P.S. I might be a bot because FUUUUCCCKK these captchas.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >please wait before posting
      >there has been a problem loading the c**tcha
      >5 minutes later it cloudgay loads in another tab
      >type the exact letters in 5 timed and they still fail
      >close the tab and come back
      >repeat process
      nothing quite like a 10 minute wait for your first post, nice system

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah that shit was happening to me a couple of months ago

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brandon was too young and babyfaced for the role. Hell he's younger than Tom Welling, who was still playing "teen" Clark on TV at the time. He would have been good as very a young Superman just starting his career, but the premise of this movie is that he already had years of experience. They even gave him a kid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He conveyed a certain innocence that I thought suited Superman. A bit too young for sure, but he didn't come across like a twinkish Spider-Man proxy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. I don't know if it was the contacts or something else, but he came across as an alien.
        Overall, not terrible casting but mediocre movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        12 year old spiderman is modern nonsense, part of the fad of turning every character into a teen or child version of an originally adult character.
        spiderman had always been in his early to 20s before.
        superman in the orginal flm was early 30s.also, try not to use homosexual language

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spider-man was a high school student for decades.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was a high school student for 3-4 years in the 60s

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spiderman had always been in his early to 20s before
          He got his powers in high school

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was good

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this intended as a sequel to the old movies or as its own continuity?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same continuity as the Christopher Reeves movies. Kind of a soft-reboot/requel like the new Halloween movies.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont like this movie because a fricking pajeet beat up superman
    Ik because of the kryptonite but come on a fricking indian henchman????

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's ready for Superman: Legacy? Let's goooooo!

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ted (2012) made fun of it, calling it godawful.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just pirated this yesterday after going on a Superman kick for the first time ever. But I ended up watching the hour and a half first episode of "The New Adventures of Lois and Clark" which was freaking great. Highly recommend it and apparently the entire first season is amazing but then the show goes downhill.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Routh should be returned.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the ad that zooms in on his eye as he's shot.
    I saw the movie but don't remember anything but that.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take years trying to make a new Superman movie
    >just do a sequel to a 35 year old film
    Bravo everyone
    >shit this movie didn’t have enough action
    So they hire Snyder …bravo again

    Literally the easiest character to make into a fun light hearted film and they screw up every time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was superconfused if Snyder's superman was a followup to this or a reboot, or some weird combination of both. Then Superman vs Batman came out and I had no idea what was going on except my DBZ fan friend hated it..

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was a follow-up to the first two Superman movies made by Richard Donner, and it ignores the actual two other sequels: Superman III and Superman IV: Quest For Peace. Hell, it even ignores some version of Superman II, because Donner was kicked out during the production of the second movie since the studio wanted something lighter and more comedic and so you've to versions of the second movie. This one followed up on the original director's cut.

        Meanwhile Man of Steel was supposed to be a spin-off of the Christopher Nolan's Batman movies before Nolan threw a freak out and BvS happened.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WROOOOONNNNGGGGG

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the scene

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      where's the chinaman that goes with him

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The airplane scene is the best Superman action sequence ever made and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Space listening and plane chasing were good. Everything else was mediocre to bad.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Sir that's ludicrous why didn't superman just punch the robot?"

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