>replace Furious Five with Awkwafina

>replace Furious Five with Awkwafina

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did anon. I wrote the script. I did it personally to make Cinemaphile seethe btw. That's what you get for all the years you said I had shit taste.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      DAMN YOU

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fiend

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >replacing five characters that really didn't serve much narrative purpose with funny Skuttlebutt girl
      Based anon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delightfully devilish anon.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure they didnt have the money to hire the all actors

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretty sure they didnt have the money to hire the all actors
      So fricking recast them. What is this, Japan?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If only they started with just plain old voice actors instead of random celebs

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just replace them! Who gives a shit if they sound slightly different in a completely different movie?

        Hire the VAs for the TV series. They did fine.

        remember how many homosexuals complained about chris evans voicing lightyear instead of tim allen. the lesbian kiss was not really the only reason the movie was a flop

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they made a solo Tigress movie or something, then yeah go with the original voice actress. If she's going to be incidental part of the story, then just hire a different actress if Angelina Jolie is too expensive.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >made a solo Tigress movie

            Why would they make something good?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was more about them replacing Tim Allen for his politics than replacing Tim Allen in general that got people riled up.

          I didn’t personally care and didn’t see the movie because it looked bad but if you replace an actor who is blacklisted for their politics you’re going to get a lot of backlash

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That was more about them replacing Tim Allen for his politics than replacing Tim Allen in general
            Which didn't happen. Allen himself says he turned down the role.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just replace them! Who gives a shit if they sound slightly different in a completely different movie?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hire the VAs for the TV series. They did fine.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Americans love their celeb slop too much
        wasn't lucy liu tigress va or some such?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretty sure they didnt have the money to hire the all actors
      So fricking recast them. What is this, Japan?

      If only they started with just plain old voice actors instead of random celebs

      Just replace them! Who gives a shit if they sound slightly different in a completely different movie?

      1. The voice cast is listed online so they have them all they just migrated them to a smaller role
      2. Angelina, Lucy, David Jackie Chan, and Seth aren’t exactly A listers anymore and should be within dreamwork’s budget

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jackie Chan is in kung fu panda?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's da monkey.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's da monkey.

          Yes, feels like all of the 5 got such big names and you don't even really notice them because some are like Viper and they get just a handful of lines

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's da monkey.

            Wow

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's da monkey.

            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            1. The voice cast is listed online so they have them all they just migrated them to a smaller role
            2. Angelina, Lucy, David Jackie Chan, and Seth aren’t exactly A listers anymore and should be within dreamwork’s budget

            I feel like Jackie Monkey got like 5 lines in the other movies

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Po needs the others to bounce off of. Awkwafina seems to have the same personality as Po, and you can't have two morons running around.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You absolutely can have two morons running around; it's the best dynamic, actually. Just two idiots bouncing off each other to reach new highest of stupidity.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sokka and Aang rarely did anything with Katara around to balance them so that's a terrible example.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aang wasn't moronic, he was just ignorant of everything because he was a kid and trapped inside of an ice-cube for a hundred years. Sokka on the other hand was definitely moronic in a redneck teenager sense.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    let's be real - no one seriously gives a crap about furious five

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to cum inside Viper for the longest time.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new movie is using the new netflix show continuity. Hope you were keeping up with your Panda lore these past coupe of years.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They better have a QRD, because Marvel showed us that homework will not be tolerated by the audience.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wouldn't be homework if they had made something worth watching

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Furious what now?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Furiously sexy Five.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but really, look at this wienery teenage fox coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she latina?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she is made of Panda press

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she fricks panda men!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    KFP needs britbong VA's again.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the next movie about the furious five?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did this come out? Was it any good? I really liked the Kung Fu Panda movies so I hope they didn't frick it up too bad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      just a trailer for next movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      New movie comes out in march next year. The story is Po trying to become a spiritual leader and training someone to take his place in the valley. The villain is someone who can resurrect dead people, so you just know we'll be seeing the villains from the first two movies.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Awkwafina
    I don't wanna be that guy. But has she ever been in a movie she didn't bring down with her presence?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Bad Guys and The Dark Crystal tv show were both good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sisu was, in the opinion of many, the only good part of Raya And The Last Dragon.
      also I find her voice absolutely bonerific

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Finally someone who gets it

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >replace Furious Five with Awkwafina
    They weren't doing anything to begin with so I don't know why people cares

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen the trailer but I already know this movie is going to be shit, three movies should be the limit imo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek 4 says hi

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shrek 4 was an apology letter for Shrek 3, there's not much to apologize for KFP 3, it was a fine movie just not as fun as the previous 2 or as epic, compared to Shrek 3 which was boring, confusing and had a story that could have just been told in one of those shorts they made for the holidays

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean in their defense, Awkwafina probably costs like, a fraction of all the FUrious Five since shes so awful.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Awkwafina
    Who? Sounds black. Is she a rapper?
    >google it
    What the frick?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were becoming a joke of always getting their asses handed to them by the villian or barely interacting with the plot. Tiger was kinda the exception but not by much.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they should have written a movie then where they actually were integral to the plot? You DO know movies are written by people who came up with the story on their own, right?
      If they can create a new character, they could have also make us of the old characters which people already like

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ask yourself when they were ever integral to the plot for your answer. They've always been jobbers, and the writers know the majority of the audience only cares about Po's side of things.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Furious Five were a joke. All of them got captured off-screen by Shen and his wolves in the factory fight scene.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were becoming a joke of always getting their asses handed to them by the villian or barely interacting with the plot. Tiger was kinda the exception but not by much.

      That's no excuse to write them off though. In the first movie The Five were butt hurt about Po being The Dragon Warrior, so they're off their game when Tai Lung returns. People underestimate how fricking strong he was, the dude is probably still the most skilled fighter in the entire series. Remember his prison escape scene?

      As for Shen, he was a different breed. He was genocidal plus he was packing never before scene killing instruments. I don't blame The Five for jobbing against Shen's army, because let's be real Shen was the final villain of this entire franchise.

      It should've ended with Po fricking Tigress on the ship.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Secret Panda Village > The Furious Five Jobbers

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch trailer
    >she actually sounds fine and like a normal human being
    so her sounding like a living trash compactor who eats nothing but cigarettes three meals a day has just been a fricking act this entire time???

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course it is. She's been consciously trying to sound black because black people are the cool thing nowadays.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chameleon is some sorceress with asspull powers that “steals kung fu”
    >Not a martial artist with the ability to mimic other warriors’ abilities
    I’m not big on the direction the series took.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shang Tsung shapeshifting is more visually entertaining than Taskmaster move stealing.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can people take the second film seriously is beyond me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why a moron would keep spamming about it in multiple threads is beyond me, but here we are.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has a great villain and really nice visuals, especially for the time. A lot of the plot is the gang doing nothing or sulking around, but whenever Lord Shen is on screen, the movie becomes really good.

      Plus the idea of the bad guy being a guy who invented guns in a world of people who seem to only use.magic and martial arts is funny.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This this and this. How caveman brained do people need to be not to understand 2 is beyond me. It's a good movie.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The person complaining about KFP2 is just one schizo. He's called Sharktalegay and he's butthurt about people not liking Shark Tale or something so he shits on KFP2 in revenge.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The writing and pacing quality of Kung Fu Panda 2 reminds me a lot of the Astro Boy movie from 2009. Not a compliment.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your face reminds me a lot of a shit I took the other day.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Viper

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay..?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conversation is interrupted before it gets to any sort of heart-to-heart dialogue. Lazy writers

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  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tigress is for dominating human men and making them sex slaves.

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