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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I saw my sister we literally went skinny dipping and didn’t get aroused at all. I don’t understand incestgays

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am now aroused, keep going

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced it's all single children

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm convinced it's all single children
        This.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm convinced it's all single children
        This.

        samegay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had a pretty strong brother sister incest fetish as a teenager and then my little sister was born and all those thoughts immediately evaporated. Quite proud of myself that my brain just automatically was like oh that's not cool

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This I bathed with my sister until we were in high school (considered normal in my culture and we did it to save water), then I accidentally let it slip at school because I didn't know it was a big deal and everybody made fun of me so we stopped. Still dont know what the big deal with like her feet literally grazed my dick a few times and it didn't even twitch

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >considered normal in my culture
        >but I could never ever ever let it slip because I accidentally did and it was in fact, not normal

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That other anon might be a gypsy living among normal humans.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This Dominican kid in high school fricked his cousin and thought it was perfectly normal.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT IS YOUR BACKGROUND AND CULTURE

        I MUST KNOW

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Still dont know what the big deal with like her feet literally grazed my dick a few times and it didn't even twitch

        That's very hot anon. I was never lucky enough to have a sister.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bathing with your siblings while you're a child is fine but when you're teens it goes into cringe territory

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cringe
          *hot. Dumb autocorrect.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          nope, see
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect
          We used to play doctor until college and it was perfectly normal

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Westermarck effect isn't proven. It's the stockholm syndrome of incest i.e. not proven in any meaningful capacity.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              my sister and I tried to have sex (before we knew what it was) and I couldn't get it up. explain that

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ugly sister or ur gay

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          My mom was kind of a hippie and had me take showers/baths with my older sister until I was 9 and she was 10. We stopped when my sister started developing pubic hair. There were no erotic connotations to any of this. I remember it as a fun and innocent time, and I don't have any incest fetishes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >itt episode: OP misses the funny

      I think you're gay anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe your sister is ugly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Listen, everybody watches too much porn and jerk offs way too much. Everyone ends up developing some type of fetish. Incest is a good thing, at least it’s an otherwise vanilla fetish with an added taboo that makes it hotter than basic vanilla porn. It’s better than developing a cuck, troony, blacked, e-girl, etc., fetish. Incest is a fetish for normal people who just fap too and watch too much porn, it’s not a fetish liked blacked or troony shit where that person is mentally insufficient and has mental issues/illnesses at least.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        e-girl incest is peak.
        I wish my sister wasn't an ugly prostitute.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Incest is a good thing, at least it’s an otherwise vanilla fetish
        Molesting your sister isn't vanilla you piece of shit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s not an incest fetish, that’s a pedophilia/domination fetish. Some people have multiple fetishes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Incest is a good thing
        Damn right.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah nothings lower than blacked homosexualry

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lol muh dick and morty
          >lovin me some hesmamamamamamam
          >jemamamama??>>>>>>>???

          >lmao

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            wha

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all the hot milf porn is mommy stuff
        frick this gay earth

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post a picture of her I'll tell you if something is wrong with you.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta
          Something's wrong with you
          You shoulda been hitting that at every stage.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            disgusting prostitute

            Pardon me while I go bang my head against a wall and scream sexo.

            I need a hebe sister gf so badly bros. Give me a sexy milf mother I can have sex with so that I can have a never ending supply of sexy hebe sister gfs to have sex with

            >those hands
            that's a man

            this is all the SFW pics I have of her sry

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              hnng

              [...]
              [...]
              you morons do realize that reverse image search exists, right?

              Yeah no shit moron. It's called having fun.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pardon me while I go bang my head against a wall and scream sexo.

            I need a hebe sister gf so badly bros. Give me a sexy milf mother I can have sex with so that I can have a never ending supply of sexy hebe sister gfs to have sex with

            you morons do realize that reverse image search exists, right?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >underage zoomer discovers reverse google search for the first time

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes us neurotypicals like to tell what we call "a joke".

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know that the cuckold page is coming up first for you based on your tastes right? I'm just getting normal results on mine.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know that the cuckold page is coming up first for you based on your tastes right? I'm just getting normal results on mine.

              kek holy shit that moron just gave away his browsing habits, and he can't even try to spin this as one of those "i put up fake gay porn tabs to troll you guys" type jokes.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              hahahaha, that dude expected you to reverse search and get black cuckold links

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          disgusting prostitute

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pardon me while I go bang my head against a wall and scream sexo.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I need a hebe sister gf so badly bros. Give me a sexy milf mother I can have sex with so that I can have a never ending supply of sexy hebe sister gfs to have sex with

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >those hands
          that's a man

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          this is all the SFW pics I have of her sry

          These pictures remind me of those old jailbait sites. I miss the old internet

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw google algorithm figures out your phenotypic preferences and leads you to a thread with other likeminded people

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don’t understand incestgays
      Do you know how James Bond in Casino Royale is only into married women?
      It's the taboo, the chellange, etc. that makes it hot.
      Same reason why white men are into women with queen of spades tattoos.
      Challenge accepted.
      Same reason why peasants back in the day wanted to frick the princess.
      It's the things you can't have / aren't allowed to have that are the most fun.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Same reason why white men are into women with queen of spades tattoos.
        kys moron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          My mom got one of those tattoos to honor Qanon back when that was a thing. Facebook does weird things to the mind

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to facebook, boomer.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Married women are taboo and don't want to get involved, your family is an aberration and only a mentally ill freak could ever be into it
        >Same reason why white men are into women with queen of spades tattoos
        And I don't even think you're joking, what a revolting wretch, you have no idea what white peopl9 think about anything

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This I bathed with my sister until we were in high school (considered normal in my culture and we did it to save water), then I accidentally let it slip at school because I didn't know it was a big deal and everybody made fun of me so we stopped. Still dont know what the big deal with like her feet literally grazed my dick a few times and it didn't even twitch

      incest is a way to keep the bloodline pure, but at the same time increases likelihood of mutations and congenital deformities, so the traeoff is only worth it if you're genetically superior and need to keep the bloodline pure
      So this is why the average person is put off by incest but the ones at the top of the genetic period aren't.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        *genetic pyramid

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. Wilhelm von Habsburg 2nd Duke of Westphalia

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. nosisterpussy von drydick of homosexualville
          Yes I know what von beans

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >didn’t get aroused at all

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had sexual dreams about my older sister all the time, one of the better ones was when she forced me go the bed qnd started riding me and then my mom walks in and says im sorry son i couldnt stop her and fhen i fricking cum all over my briefs in my sleep

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are gay.

    • 5 months ago
      bradysknee

      Same, my sisters are fricking gross. I grew up having to flush their fricking floaters and seeing their used tampons in the trash.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf do you have an ugly sister or something? imagine not digging up your sister's used tampons and sucking on them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incest fantasy is for people that either never recieve family love or didn't grown up with any siblings

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is called the Westermarck Effect.

      tl;dr its a biological functionin the brain that (normally) prevents people from having a sexual attraction to their siblings (or any members of the opposite sex that they were raised with from a very young age, like 5 or younger).

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So they really do have a name for the gay gene.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying childhood friend gf is somehow wrong
        moron

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why did I always have a crush on my stepsister?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice larp and bait here's a (You)
      Too bad for you I'm smart enough to know no one would post their relatives on this depraved site

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incest is a fetish pushed by ~~*porn*~~. Many such cases.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a you problem, weirdo.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't wank into his sisters socks

      Pleb

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I saw my sister we literally had sex and couldn't cum at all. I don’t understand incestgays

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can straight up see the evil in both of their eyes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than Roiland’s cuck fetish

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What was Roilands cuck fetish?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Me fricking his sister.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >facebook schizos have entered the thread

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Faceblind autist detected

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They look like the jaded fat deviants they are. Leave them alone with your daughter and see what happens

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd trust leaving them along with my daughter more than I'd trust any anon on this website alone with my daughter.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek as if anyone would you trust you with a little girl either. You're a grown man who lives with his mom.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like projection

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >didn't even deny it
                Lmao say hi to your mom in the hall for us moron

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            what does your daughter smell like

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Salty milk and coins

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shampoo

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a licenced scoutmaster.
            Your daugther will be in safe hands with me 😉

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No way are you serious? I am also a licensed scoutmaster.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, son, whatever.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you can't see evil that's on you. Typical normie problem.

        "hurr durr you can see it in their eyes"
        Go back to writing about how q anon is preventing satan from taking of the world or something.

        that's just your schozophrania and the Kuleshov effect

        Evil people seething they've been found out by "one who can see"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          bait

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      "hurr durr you can see it in their eyes"
      Go back to writing about how q anon is preventing satan from taking of the world or something.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        mental illness

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's just your schozophrania and the Kuleshov effect

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but have you considered the fact that I fricked your mother

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you like my sloppy seconds? You probably went down on her too you homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you like my sloppy seconds? You probably went down on her too you homosexual.

        Bahahaha

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can straight up see the evil in both of their eyes
      They probably both have latent israeli genes or are israeli.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      checked and based and correct and fully cognizant.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lowest iq poster itt

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually that would be me.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    trust fund band

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        animation looks awful. Doesn't this show have a huge budget? Where are the funds going?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Where are the funds going?
          Guest actors

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the episode last night and did not see the "stop looking at your sisters nipples" joke.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you in the UK? they localize that shit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit it's real

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Proof?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, fricking cucks.
          Let me guess: they don't need to censor the incest

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well they obviously do as that's the point of the fricking comment you brown moron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          europe is such a shit hole

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The UK confirmed to be somehow even more cucked than the USA.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            is this news to you? bongistan is the worst country on earth

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            they left EU but somehow ended more cucked and dystopian than current EUSSR

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >somehow
            UK invented cuckoldry

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What does a burqa have to do with Norway?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The rising increase in norways muslim invader population.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing compared to the rest of Europe and the US.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I haven't seen a muslim in months, weird shit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          People rag on America for worshipping blacks, but not even America is this gay.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this true? I watched online and I got the parka line
        Can’t tell if I’m getting meme’d here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watching a censored streaming version instead of the bluray
      baka

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has a naked 13 year old boy being tortured as a fashion statement
    what does this mean bros?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you b***h about that but not the creepy Morty in the citadel of ricks?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's going on here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      schizophrenia

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice alt right dogwhistle chud. Go leave

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop turning media into lefty pol

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why aren't you picking your sister up from dance practice anon?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because I fricked up and was a selfish teenager instead being a good older brother.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's fat. I literally can't.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about the edgy material, I really hate the smug meta stuff Harmon and his writers always crowbar in. I just want a fun sci-fi comedy, not endless navel-gazing about how hard it is to be a writer. Even Roiland drunkenly improving shit like "ooh I'm Mr Dick-Suck and I'll suck your dick for 30 zaooboings if you please" is better than another self-referential episode about story structure.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with family members.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pssssht... the roiland is out.. initiate naked Summer protocol. over

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you act like Roiland was the one keeping the show wholesome when he was shoehorning in foot fetish jokes?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you watch the bootleg version?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's an uncensored version where they show the genitals and boobies

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf you smoking homie?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crack hbu?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha. I bet summer takes a fat shit with that ass.

      I want to just plot my mouth wide open and eat it straight from the source.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait there are different versions? what else have I missed

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing my sister naked got me interested in big breasts :3

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything to ensure no one feels any guilt or remorse for nuking the shit out of your country.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Libsharts low key pushed incest until Disney got accused used of grooming

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some of the loudest voices claiming Republicans were drunk sexual assaulters were leftist sexual assaulters with drinking problems

    Many such cases!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even a political thing. It's just loud virtue signalling to try covering their tracks. happens all the time with anti-homosexual politicians getting caught sucking wiener at truck stops, or anti-e-girl spokesmen getting busted with actual fricking CP. Never trust the people who speak out the loudest

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vaush must have a mountain of the stuff concidering he was an FBI informant. Wonder what kind of deal he made hmm?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Roiland was the one that wanted to bang his sister?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's israeli and the only thing more israeli than inbreeding is seething about Christianity.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the kuato thing was another incest impreg scenario

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ
      canonically morty has
      >seen his sister naked
      >confessed his wish that incest should be more mainstream
      >been propositioned by his sister to have a threesome with his grandpa
      >merged bodies and intertwined spinal chords with his sister, sharing a digestive system and genitalia
      >fathered a child with his sister

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    infinite universes mean there's ones where they're having sex

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but does it even count if you don’t live in the universe where you get to creampie your blood related actual sister right in her pussy?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        His original summer got switched out like like 6 episodes into the first season. the summer he had a child with is literally not his original summer so it doesn't matter that much

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont forget original pilot od rick and morty,where morty hss to suck ricks balls..both of them pedo.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo you can't just make jokes about stufff
      Go back to facebook you senile grumpy Black person

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rope yourself pedoscum!!

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This image is just the type of the iceberg these last few seasons are nothing but constant incest jokes. If Harmon has anything to do with the writing anymore (unlikely) I would interpret this as his attempts to sabotage the show as a frick you to the network which has saddled him with moronic family guy writers

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they always say they are god's chosen but what they neglect to tell you is that their god is an angry war god hell bent on genociding everyone not on his team.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rick is ok with prostitute Summer being a cum guzzling bawd because she is from an alternative universe
    >Rick gets triggered by a skin head in one episode
    They try to make Rick this "le badass" character that give no fricks but in reality they don't know how the multiverse functions and make the guy who travels around the multiverse care about some political stuff because the writers are israelites and don't want to go all the way by making Rick a pro nazi.

  26. 5 months ago
    Αnonymοus

    >male nudity for half the episode
    >5 seconds of female nudity
    >QUICK! COVER HER UP!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay but at least I got to see canon Sumsum butt.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Millennials are mentally ill.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that episode of Community that was all about how marrying your cousin is actually pretty cool when you think about it?
    Neither does anyone else

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Go back to facebook, boomer.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did Cinemaphile become a bunch of pearlclutching normalhomosexuals? It’s fiction you Black folk, it doesn’t have to be a moral catastrophe. You either think it’s hot or you ignore it. You’re worse than the fricking PTA.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >adult humor in a adult show is le bad
    ???

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half the country is addicted to being morally outraged because it causes people to engage with them on the internet. They are touch-starved, deeply troubled losers.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If only they had a cute sister to jerk off to.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The video of him fricking a baby doll didnt clue you in?

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans should be exiled to their own internet bubble and never be allowed to interact with normal people

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      American website.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would berry

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Summer is 17 you pedos

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legal in her state :^)

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when the frick is milers' girl coming out???
    >the only movie iwanna watch or care about
    >unlike you stogey mens
    >fricking i smoke like its my religon.
    >cause my faith in christ
    >muh faith in science
    >my fricking faith in the roman cathloic church
    >im a little gibby
    >w/o my anti ax meds <:)

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its wed btw.
    my second favorite day
    <besides sunday>

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    normal people are genetically programmed to not be attracted to their sisters. if you're into incest something went terribly wrong with the development of your brain and you should be euthanized for the sake of a functioning society.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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