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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pain dont hurt
    what the hell did he mean by this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he means in general terms pain isn't that bad and is tolerable in most cases.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jeff Healy stole the show. Whatever happened to that blind frick?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro he died

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick. That Chinese shit?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          15 years ago from cancer

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I will rewatch the movie today now. Blessed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He owned a bar in Toronto that he used to play at all the time. It closed a couple years after he died.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ben Gazzara stole the show and you know it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best character is the guy on the right in OP's pic. He makes every movie 10 times better.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder big hair is chad/stacy energy

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unnecessary kick at the end, butthole. Way to rub it in.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to sneed guys like you in prison.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    road house

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Road house

  7. 9 months ago
    Dunne Anon

    Road House.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the few films surpassed only by its spiritual successor.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is MacGruber a successor of Roadhouse?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rewatch both and tell me you don't see the parallels. MacGruber isn't a straight up parody of RoadHouse but it very much shares the same 80's tough guy movie DNA, the only difference is Macgruber is woefully incompetent.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are they the only two action movies you've ever seen? They aren't similar at all, Dalton is not even an 80s action hero in the style that MacGruber parodies.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watch the movies. Macgruber isn't Dalton at all, but he totally thinks he is in his head. And there's definitely other stylistic choices that hearken back to the action movies back then. Like lots of unnecessary man ass in the sex scenes.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              But Roadhouse isn't anything like most action movies "back then"
              For one thing, Roadhouse came out in 1989, and it feels stylistically more like something from the early 90s, secondly (and again) MacGruber parodies MacGyver obviously but also bigger, more military-tinged action movies.
              Roadhouse is basically a kung fu movie, there's no guns until the very end, and Dalton doesn't ever use them.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you even seen MacGruber? The movie, I mean.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, twice, but I've seen Roadhouse upwards of 80 times throughout my life since I was seven or eight and there are no similarities.
                Unless you're just making a connection because Dalton kind of has a mullet, though once again it's nothing like MacGruber's.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are blind, man. I'm not saying the plot isn't heavily inspired by Stallone and Arnie flicks, it is. What I'm saying is the character of Macgruber is inspired by Rick Dalton. Yes, obviously he is a parody of MacGuyver, but the movie expands on him a bit more and you see that he totally thinks he's this zen tough guy when in fact he's the complete opposite. Also he tips throats like a fricking madman. I don't remember Macguyver doing that.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I've seen Roadhouse upwards of 80 times throughout my life since I was seven or eight
                based Swayze enjoyer

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking zoomer. I'm guessing you haven't heard of MacGyver?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm very familiar with MacGyver. And don't call me zoomer again, butthole.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chick in the middle has the weirdest hairstyle I've ever seen

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Road House!

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    like putting an elevator in an outhouse

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look up the IMDB page
    >trivia saying how extremely handsome Patrick Swayze was that females as extras fell the entire time over stuff due to looking at him
    I don't get it, he looks like a smashed apple, Sam Elliot face, height and frame moggs him and yet he never was a sex symbol.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is attractive to men is often different that what is attractive to women
      I'm old and I remember that Swayze had a lot of girls bubbling in their panties

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't get it
      obviously not

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just look like him dude, his front facial features are incel tier

        what is attractive to men is often different that what is attractive to women
        I'm old and I remember that Swayze had a lot of girls bubbling in their panties

        His side profile is insanely Chad tier, that's true, but so is Tarantinos.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're an incel, bro. You will never understand what makes a man hot, so please stop trying. I can tell how gross you are just from your posts.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    let's settles this right now:

    Official Road House actor power rankings:
    1) Sam Elliott
    2) Ben Gazzara
    3) Red West
    4) Jeff Healy
    5) Sunshine Parker
    6) Swayze
    7) Kevin Tighe
    8) Kelly Lynch/Kathleen Wilhoite (tie)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >7) Kevin Tighe
      7?!
      >ENGINE 51, SQUAD 51! We have a poster that appears incapacitated in the thread

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    “I used to frick guys like you in prison” will forever be one of the best lines in cinema history

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw ben gazzarra is a phenomenal actor and this is probably the only movie he is remembered for

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Big Lebowski, The Killing of a Chinese Bookie?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ill give you the big lebowski but he is still a minor character and his range isnt shown off
        most anons here have never seen the killing of a chinese bookie, which is a shame

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly surprised how popular this movie is on Cinemaphile considering how obscure and hammy it is

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard movie.
    >I fricked guys like you in prison!

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