>shows up
>is the best show on tv
>refuses to elaborate
>dies after 2 seasons
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Rome
>shows up
>is the best show on tv
>refuses to elaborate
>dies after 2 seasons
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Thirteen!
I haven't actually finished it yet and will only be skimming this thread and ignoring possible spoilers and do not know what this means
Brutus kills Julius Caesar
owari da
too many sex scenes
>inb4 hurr durr homosexual etc
you know I'm right
sex scenes in general are shit but the roman empire was full of absolutely degenerate coomers so it'd be foolish to leave that out
>dies
Was murdered to make way for Game of Thrones.
>based real history drama on the Roman empire is cancelled for gay fantasy fiction book adaptation
We truly live in the worst timeline. The Jesus season would have been top-tier television.
the show takes place 50 years before jesus albeit
You can hear this image.
>BY ORDER OF HIROSHIMOOT,
>ALL MOCKERY OF JANNIES, AND THEIR LACK OF COMPENSATION SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM!
>(Handed new tablet by assistant, heavy breathing)
>SHITPOSTING WILL COMMENCE ON THE THIRD HOUR, WITH PROXIES PROVIDED BY THE CAPITOLINE GUILD OF BIG GUYS
>TRUE ROMAN MEMES, FOR YOU!
>(Steps off platform, waddles away triumphantly)
Quality post
HE BLUES HIS EYES WITH SPICE, LIKE A PROSTITUTE! HE DANCES AND PLAYS THE BALISET IN VILE FREMEN RITES!
Is that Lynch's Dunc? I don't remember it looking that sharp. Didn't Harkonen have like boils on his head or something
No, iirc, that's a Syfy miniseries based on Dune.
It’s shit. Only the set design and some acting is good. I skipped all the non historical parts in season 2. Too much female drama nonsense.
needed at least four seasons. will never forgive hbo of depriving us of more rome kino
The story was over at the end of season 2. Go watch I Claudius if you want more early Roman Empire drama.
The story was over because they found out midway through production that season 2 would be the final season so they condensed the shit out of what they had planned (2 or 3 extra seasons I think) into season 2 instead.
Theres droppedp lotlines all over the place in seson 2 that proves this. The israelite sideplot for example.
There was also a shitload of other historical events they could have added to the show like Sextus Pompeius.
Honestly it was worth it to turn the battle of Actium into 6 sad guys in a boat and you don't get to see why they're sad. Unintentional low budget parody.
S2 was shit.
It was kino. Top 5 TV shows ever made and the best about Rome.
Cooming into eternity
>Now I know what the villagers of Pompeii felt like
>I rained down on those villagers with frothing ejaculate
romebros what are some resources you guys use to learn latin?
Good thread this