Rome

>shows up
>is the best show on tv
>refuses to elaborate
>dies after 2 seasons

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thirteen!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't actually finished it yet and will only be skimming this thread and ignoring possible spoilers and do not know what this means

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brutus kills Julius Caesar

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          owari da

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    too many sex scenes
    >inb4 hurr durr homosexual etc
    you know I'm right

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sex scenes in general are shit but the roman empire was full of absolutely degenerate coomers so it'd be foolish to leave that out

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dies
    Was murdered to make way for Game of Thrones.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >based real history drama on the Roman empire is cancelled for gay fantasy fiction book adaptation
      We truly live in the worst timeline. The Jesus season would have been top-tier television.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the show takes place 50 years before jesus albeit

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can hear this image.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BY ORDER OF HIROSHIMOOT,
      >ALL MOCKERY OF JANNIES, AND THEIR LACK OF COMPENSATION SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM!
      >(Handed new tablet by assistant, heavy breathing)
      >SHITPOSTING WILL COMMENCE ON THE THIRD HOUR, WITH PROXIES PROVIDED BY THE CAPITOLINE GUILD OF BIG GUYS
      >TRUE ROMAN MEMES, FOR YOU!
      >(Steps off platform, waddles away triumphantly)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quality post

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HE BLUES HIS EYES WITH SPICE, LIKE A PROSTITUTE! HE DANCES AND PLAYS THE BALISET IN VILE FREMEN RITES!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Lynch's Dunc? I don't remember it looking that sharp. Didn't Harkonen have like boils on his head or something

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, iirc, that's a Syfy miniseries based on Dune.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s shit. Only the set design and some acting is good. I skipped all the non historical parts in season 2. Too much female drama nonsense.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    needed at least four seasons. will never forgive hbo of depriving us of more rome kino

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The story was over at the end of season 2. Go watch I Claudius if you want more early Roman Empire drama.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story was over because they found out midway through production that season 2 would be the final season so they condensed the shit out of what they had planned (2 or 3 extra seasons I think) into season 2 instead.
      Theres droppedp lotlines all over the place in seson 2 that proves this. The israelite sideplot for example.
      There was also a shitload of other historical events they could have added to the show like Sextus Pompeius.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly it was worth it to turn the battle of Actium into 6 sad guys in a boat and you don't get to see why they're sad. Unintentional low budget parody.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    S2 was shit.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino. Top 5 TV shows ever made and the best about Rome.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cooming into eternity

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Now I know what the villagers of Pompeii felt like
      >I rained down on those villagers with frothing ejaculate

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    romebros what are some resources you guys use to learn latin?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

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