Rumor is he is still up for Norrin Radd and jumped the gun posting this.

Rumor is he is still up for Norrin Radd and jumped the gun posting this.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >but ig
    What?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I guess.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's one of my favorite Nu-Blacktors
    Seeing as SS is going to be a cgi silver dude It really only maters if the actor has a cool voice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not quite familiar with his filmography but he'd have some pretty big shoes to fill after Lawrence Fishburne

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You should watch Atlanta. It's hilarious.

        Like this episode turns into an homage to It Follows but instead of a sex monster it's a fat lady in a rascal who thinks he stole an air fryer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Seeing as SS is going to be a cgi silver dude
      you didn't learn from the Watchmen series did you?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >we wuz robed
    >thought it was gon b me
    why are they like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, LaKeith is one of those Blacktors who's genuinely good unlike Michael B. Jordan.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        True.
        I wish he could've been recasted as T'Challa.
        But I'm down for him to play Norrin.
        Just give shave his head and eyebrows, give him his goofy yellow and green garment, and I'm down.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I liked him in that Haunted Mansion reboot, even with the awkward product placement shoved into his tragic backstory monologue, but with how bad that flopped I can see Disney being hesitant to put him in more stuff.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's just got rape allegations. No way Marvel will take a chance like that again after the Jonathan Majors situation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which they handled poorly by the way

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. They gave him the benefit of the doubt all the way to the verdict, then immediately cut their losses. It was the smartest move they could have made.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Quick rundown on that?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember a post on fauxmoi about this dude randomly nutting in women wtf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >HEY GIRL— I’M GONNA NUT IN YA!
      >THE RANDOM-NUTTER— ANNOUNCES HIS NUTS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo you were supposed to pull out!
      >now i'll have to take you to court for child support!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I remember a post on fauxmoi
      my god Cinemaphile is such a caricature of itself

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "open castings" are a the greatest bullshit Hollywood ever israeliteed.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dig it.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else feel like Michael C Hall would be a good Norrin Radd?

    Great voice for it. And since he’s gonna be cgi covered most of the time his profile fits well too

    If not then cast him as the MCU version of Green Goblin

    Be fun to see Peter super wary of this up and coming tech genius who happens to have the same name as the guy who killed aunt may, but he genuinely is a good guy until something happens like Harry gets killed and he breaks. Not like Peter could warn anyone about him either since nobody remembers except him

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, WHAT!? Silver surfer is gonna be a chick?
    I get some random character no one remembers, but why gender swap an iconic character?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dude looks like Dave Chappelle doing a skit

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gender bending or race bending, which is worse?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gender bending is way, WAY worse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There would be no race bending with Silver Surfer. He’s literally a silver alien. Whoever plays him will be CGI and/or dipped in silver body paint. Can literally be played by any ethnicity.
      Gender swaps can work. People care far more about tomboy Pidge in nuVoltron than they do classic nerd boy Pidge, and Bad Guys Webs sworked despite Tarantula being male in the original books. But female Surfer is a pointless change, especially when the MCU female heroes have been flopping.
      Though I’m sure people will be fine with a sexy naked silver woman with curves, we all know that’s not how it’s gonna be. And she will get r34 regardless.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no racebending
        In the comics Norrin's skin is pink before becoming silver surfer, the 2000s movie did it right, white guy as the body with cool black guy as the voice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Norrin is a white dude with blue eyes.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would be better as dr voodoo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They should try and cast a Haitian as Doctor Voodoo. That way they have some auntie yelling at them if they misrepresent the religion.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This guy always looks like he's about to start crying.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >space philosopher
    >even considering a Black person
    They’re really trying to tank it, aren’t they?

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