Spanish/Lebanese.
But she is Latino in the sense that she grew up in Latin America. And she is not Latino in the sense that she probably has zero to none indigenous American blood. But such distinctions are too much for many people to understand.
Canelo is mexican. A lot of old towns in Jalisco state had german and french immigrants centuries ago. Now theres tons of white people in those areas, even if they are still poor mexicans
There's tons of lebanese in latin america. Everyone in Latin America is considered latin if they've been then for a few generations and adopt the culture.
Are you American? This argument always comes up with you morons. Americans equate race with nationality, but in Latin/South America, they are separate. If you're born in a country and grow up there, you're considered a citizen of that country, regardless of your parents' nationality. It's rude to ask about ancestry and nobody cares about it. In segregated societies like America, you're not part of the society if you look different or have a different surname. But if someone says they're Mexican, they're Mexican and that's it, regardless of their appearance.
And every citizen of a country in South America is a latino. Only Americans think being brown (indigenous American) means latino.
most listen to shitty spanish reggaeton or some other garbage and want nothing to do with white boys because they won't go to the concerts or listen to that shit with them. I went by a dominican DJs live show like two months ago and literally nothing but 7+/10 walking around with their ass and breasts out. it's over for us white boys looking for some spicy latina pussy frens
It's the power of being a wealthy actress who's continued to have a successful and relevant career. Had she fallen off as an actress and not gotten any work for years, her looks probably would have fallen off as well.
Absolutely coom worthy. My gf was watching this episode of BM with me, and I had to hide my wood when Salma started fighting with the security guard and shaking her boobas. What Id give to have a girl with boobs like Salma and dont sag in their late 20s
Salma had every kind of operations done on her.
israelites really push these old bogged hags lately. Show me them without 1" of makeup and shape holding clothes.
> I am 5ft 2in and in Mexico where I am from, it was very important to be tall. People used to say that the short thing was a deformity. I was really upset about my height." I am now too, considering I'm 5ft 1in… This revelation about my appearance got me poking about the internet for some height classifications, and apparently I'm a whole three inches away from qualifying as a "little person." That, coupled with the red hair; I should really be down in Kerry, dancing at the side of the road for the Americans and charging a princely sum to be in the presence of my lucky charms
Never realized she was a shortsack. Bet she stand on a box like the chick from the X files.
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Lol at people saying she is a bad actress. She has two golden globes, I think. Anyways I always associate golden globes with her name.
why tf was joan portrayed as the victim? she was altogether terrible. fricking white women and their victim complex. And why would they waste the guy from Station Eleven for 10 seconds of the show?
> I am 5ft 2in and in Mexico where I am from, it was very important to be tall. People used to say that the short thing was a deformity. I was really upset about my height." I am now too, considering I'm 5ft 1in… This revelation about my appearance got me poking about the internet for some height classifications, and apparently I'm a whole three inches away from qualifying as a "little person." That, coupled with the red hair; I should really be down in Kerry, dancing at the side of the road for the Americans and charging a princely sum to be in the presence of my lucky charms
Never realized she was a shortsack. Bet she stand on a box like the chick from the X files.
>I should really be down in Kerry, dancing at the side of the road for the Americans and charging a princely sum to be in the presence of my lucky charms
Yes Salma, come to Kerry pls
>other celebrity crushes have hit the wall so hard you wouldn't recognize them >salma has been in the 9-10 range ever since I first saw her
God bless that woman
I hate it when there is a celeb cameo and all the characters try to convince us that the actor appearing is a FRICKING INSTITUTION. Salma Hayek hasn't been relevant in decades and yet they act as if they got Audrey Hepburn to appear in a show during the 60s.
Whole episode reminds me of the Jamie Lee Curtis pasta.
>STILL GOT IT >DAMN, SALMA HAYEK LOOKS LIKE THAT??
Lebanese dad, Spanish mother, both emigrated to Mexico, she was born there, moved to America in her early 20s.
There's tons of lebanese in latin america. Everyone in Latin America is considered latin if they've been then for a few generations and adopt the culture.
She's only been there for 1 generation and at this point she's spent more time living outside of Mexico than in it.
Not a bogged 56 year old Hispanic caked in makeup.
Her husband is a massive Epstein child rapist. They must have been sacrificing children for decades.
This episode was so good until the end where they completely ruined it. When she talks to the therapist after it all, they had the perfect opportunity to go back to their original conversation at the start of the show and have her show some remorse.
"Oh I really see now how good I had it with a good job and great fiance who loved and cared for me, having literal main character syndrome was stupid and gave me delusions of grandeur screwing everything up. I sure hope I can rebuild my life to be 1/10 of what it was before."
Instead it's 2023 so we can't ever have anything bad happen to a woman because of her direct actions so now she's perfectly happy and over the moon with her new life, has embraced having main character syndrome, somehow just bought a coffee shop that's instantly successful fulfilling her lifelong dream, oh and also she's bffs with the rich and famous actor that portrayed her. Everything turned out rainbows and sunshine and she's got no problems anymore.
i dont get people who are against someone thinking theyre the main character
like how do you live? do you think of yourself as the background character? as just an extra in life?
you should embrace being the main character of your life, then you will see shit happen and line up for you
God I love older women. You cannot even comprehend my grannylust. I want Susan Sarandon and Jamie Lee Curtis to have furious sweaty sex with me in an unairconditioned shack on a sweltering August night.
Her plastic surgeon is incredible. She’s that thin but still has toned muscle and somehow got the baby fat back on her face. They’ve sent the call to voicemail
God I love older women. You cannot even comprehend my grannylust. I want Susan Sarandon and Jamie Lee Curtis to have furious sweaty sex with me in an unairconditioned shack on a sweltering August night.
is this the power of latino women? How does I, as a 6' brown haired blue eyed white boi aquire one?
Why do people keep saying she's Latino?
She's Lebanese.
Spanish/Lebanese.
But she is Latino in the sense that she grew up in Latin America. And she is not Latino in the sense that she probably has zero to none indigenous American blood. But such distinctions are too much for many people to understand.
She's as Latino as that redhead boxer is mexican
Canelo is mexican. A lot of old towns in Jalisco state had german and french immigrants centuries ago. Now theres tons of white people in those areas, even if they are still poor mexicans
Her mom is literally mexican or half mexican isnt she?
There's tons of lebanese in latin america. Everyone in Latin America is considered latin if they've been then for a few generations and adopt the culture.
This explains the breasts, used to frick a huge tittied lebanese moron
Lebs are Latino
Are you American? This argument always comes up with you morons. Americans equate race with nationality, but in Latin/South America, they are separate. If you're born in a country and grow up there, you're considered a citizen of that country, regardless of your parents' nationality. It's rude to ask about ancestry and nobody cares about it. In segregated societies like America, you're not part of the society if you look different or have a different surname. But if someone says they're Mexican, they're Mexican and that's it, regardless of their appearance.
And every citizen of a country in South America is a latino. Only Americans think being brown (indigenous American) means latino.
I thought she was married to a man?
Be yourself, latinas love whiteboys
poor latinas, or latinas with poor imigration opportunities, other wise you are just another toy in their carpet,
>brown haired
>white
do you have a BWC?
I have a skinny, average pecker
Well then I hope you're funny or rich. Preferably both.
Unfortunately the avarage middle aged Latina looks more like Maradona than Salma Hayek
Just place some tacos under a basket trap and pull the string when they start nibbling
most listen to shitty spanish reggaeton or some other garbage and want nothing to do with white boys because they won't go to the concerts or listen to that shit with them. I went by a dominican DJs live show like two months ago and literally nothing but 7+/10 walking around with their ass and breasts out. it's over for us white boys looking for some spicy latina pussy frens
>Convert to Catholicism
>?????
>Profit
It's the power of being a wealthy actress who's continued to have a successful and relevant career. Had she fallen off as an actress and not gotten any work for years, her looks probably would have fallen off as well.
they love white wiener its easy just go to miami
Never thought I'd see her in a show where she says the words "Salma Hayek's anus".
Absolutely coom worthy. My gf was watching this episode of BM with me, and I had to hide my wood when Salma started fighting with the security guard and shaking her boobas. What Id give to have a girl with boobs like Salma and dont sag in their late 20s
Salma had every kind of operations done on her.
israelites really push these old bogged hags lately. Show me them without 1" of makeup and shape holding clothes.
post wall roastie hands wrote this post
It was funny when the guy in the dress said
>Am I really that gay?
Modern science run amok
The blonde from shit's creek was hotter
Who?
Joan
joan mamma
Fugg
I've had a crush on salma since seeing the sex scene in Desperado as a kid in the 90s.
Powerful genetics.
me on the right
Actually that's me.
She's an awful actress
yeah but look at those breasts
Never noticed
Lol at people saying she is a bad actress. She has two golden globes, I think. Anyways I always associate golden globes with her name.
I love her globes too anon.
the sea, sun setting, beautiful woman, life is amazing, live
I think you might be a homosexual.
wow didnt relize finnish hockey legend teemu selänne transitioned
why tf was joan portrayed as the victim? she was altogether terrible. fricking white women and their victim complex. And why would they waste the guy from Station Eleven for 10 seconds of the show?
t. speedwatcher
literally an oompa loompa with booba
> I am 5ft 2in and in Mexico where I am from, it was very important to be tall. People used to say that the short thing was a deformity. I was really upset about my height." I am now too, considering I'm 5ft 1in… This revelation about my appearance got me poking about the internet for some height classifications, and apparently I'm a whole three inches away from qualifying as a "little person." That, coupled with the red hair; I should really be down in Kerry, dancing at the side of the road for the Americans and charging a princely sum to be in the presence of my lucky charms
Never realized she was a shortsack. Bet she stand on a box like the chick from the X files.
>I should really be down in Kerry, dancing at the side of the road for the Americans and charging a princely sum to be in the presence of my lucky charms
Yes Salma, come to Kerry pls
So fricking hot.
>other celebrity crushes have hit the wall so hard you wouldn't recognize them
>salma has been in the 9-10 range ever since I first saw her
God bless that woman
Some of us just chose right
her face is made of chiseled stone
Same brother, first time I saw her in Dusk at 12 years old I was obsessed with exotic beauties like her.
Plot didn't make sense
I hate it when there is a celeb cameo and all the characters try to convince us that the actor appearing is a FRICKING INSTITUTION. Salma Hayek hasn't been relevant in decades and yet they act as if they got Audrey Hepburn to appear in a show during the 60s.
Whole episode reminds me of the Jamie Lee Curtis pasta.
>STILL GOT IT
>DAMN, SALMA HAYEK LOOKS LIKE THAT??
Isn't she from Levant and is "Latina" only by merriage?
Don't care
Lebanese dad, Spanish mother, both emigrated to Mexico, she was born there, moved to America in her early 20s.
She's only been there for 1 generation and at this point she's spent more time living outside of Mexico than in it.
was never very attracted to her tbh
>learning now shes lebanese
its all starting to make sense
Holy shit she's actually 56
mommy milkies booba sexo
>tattoos
DROPPED!
how to go from a 10 to a 2
why do they do it?
It's from a movie where she's playing a hooker
But why do people in real life do it
its makeup
I'd rape her brains out at gunpoint and make her shit out my loads unironically
Lebs also have big bobs?Is it a levantine thing?
The milk trucks - or the milk convoy - have arrived
>We got a great big convoy, jigglin through the night~
>We got a great big convoy, ain’t she a beautiful sight?
>this 5/10 is 56! Can you believe it?!
Yes.
Post what you consider a 8/10 or higher
Not a bogged 56 year old Hispanic caked in makeup.
Her husband is a massive Epstein child rapist. They must have been sacrificing children for decades.
>doesn't post any and goes on a schizo rant
kek
I don't have to. If this is 8/10 to you then I can only make fun of you.
Why are you afraid to post your version of an 8/10?
Imagine someone In her early 20s. Or very gifted woman in her 30s.
So you're afraid everyone will laugh at your shitty taste. Makes sense, you're probably not even straight.
I'd like Dasha but I'd take Salma and her sensational breasts over her. I'd probably even take Anna over her.
Her husband is a fricking billionnaire, comes from old money. Epstein is small time a guy like that.
That changes literally nothing about what he said
They sacrifice children anyway. Salmas husband is a proven child molestator and satanist.
If a couple of kids need to be sacrificed occasionally to keep Salma hot, then it's a price worth paying.
Someone white would be a start..
probably looks much worse when she isnt caked in makeup
This episode was so good until the end where they completely ruined it. When she talks to the therapist after it all, they had the perfect opportunity to go back to their original conversation at the start of the show and have her show some remorse.
"Oh I really see now how good I had it with a good job and great fiance who loved and cared for me, having literal main character syndrome was stupid and gave me delusions of grandeur screwing everything up. I sure hope I can rebuild my life to be 1/10 of what it was before."
Instead it's 2023 so we can't ever have anything bad happen to a woman because of her direct actions so now she's perfectly happy and over the moon with her new life, has embraced having main character syndrome, somehow just bought a coffee shop that's instantly successful fulfilling her lifelong dream, oh and also she's bffs with the rich and famous actor that portrayed her. Everything turned out rainbows and sunshine and she's got no problems anymore.
Terrible ending that ruined the entire episode.
i dont get people who are against someone thinking theyre the main character
like how do you live? do you think of yourself as the background character? as just an extra in life?
you should embrace being the main character of your life, then you will see shit happen and line up for you
Holy manjaw, Batman.
She doesn't look 56 but she sounds like she's 76. What a gravelly voice.
Her breasts are 16.
Out of 10.
Based dub dubs, chkd
What about Elizabeth Hurley?
>What about Elizabeth Hurley?
Already taken. She's currently sleeping with her son
>spoiler
based. I wonder what it's like to have a hot mother.
Nah that kid is a homosexual. You can tell by how he talks, dresses, and the fact that he is openly gay and constantly has to tell publications that
Unless you're not the jealous type, probably hell. Lotsa staring at beaches and other public places.
Her plastic surgeon is incredible. She’s that thin but still has toned muscle and somehow got the baby fat back on her face. They’ve sent the call to voicemail
imagine what this will look like in 20 years
Thinking like brundlefly
something like this I'd imagine
why do asian women stop aging from 14-50 then instantly turn into grandmas?
She owes me sex
She owes me milk
God I love older women. You cannot even comprehend my grannylust. I want Susan Sarandon and Jamie Lee Curtis to have furious sweaty sex with me in an unairconditioned shack on a sweltering August night.
There's only 0.00001% of granny women that look like that, moron.
And I love them all, pleb.
KYS degenerate.
I want Salma to be my mom.
Has she ever actually showed full nudes?
Yes, but only to me
She hasn't looked good since 2000. Gain taste.
She's been maturing like a fine wine or a wedge of cheese
god i need a latina wife, how can a white guy achieve such a woman?
Is she getting bigger?!?
you must be 18 to post
Her breasts genuinely look insane, hentai tier.
>Daughter is uglier than step-daughter.
That must frick with you.
She did marry a french banker or some shit. You reap what you sow
That's bruce willis's love child
2, 3, 4, and 6 literally look the same
Poor Bruce must be happier now that he doesn't know who these people are.
jesus dude
idc i'd still frick her.
Lights and makeup can literally do magic
MAMI