What to expect, better or worse now that the first season exceeded all reasonable expectations of success?
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What to expect:
>1) the word "frick" being used in dialog dozens or hundreds of times per episode because Vivienne Medrano has no talent writing dialog.
>2) more rape and gay sex because Vivienne Medrano's head is full of sex and rape and gayness instead of writing talent
>3) more Christian character assassinations because Vivienne Medrano writes against Christianity in the same way liberals get aggressive when someone brings up X and Y chromosomes.
>4) the voice actors and actresses carrying the series anyway
>5) the next generation of edgy, emo teenagers eating this shit up because Invader Zim was 20 years ago.
OH NOT THE HECKIN F WORD AND HECKIN SEXARINO AND THE HECKIN OPIONS ABOUT ABRHAMIC LORE I DON'T LIKE
Why do christians/muslims/jews act like they're being persecuted so much? It must be a fetish.
You didn't quote, so you said that
Where do you people even come from? You already fricked over Cinemaphile.
i've been on Cinemaphile longer than you
https://medlineplus.gov/genetics/condition/swyer-syndrome/
>no talent writing dialog
its good because almost every line is a reference or pun about something which I assume most people missed since there are apparently so many like you who didn't catch them.
>the word "frick" being used in dialog dozens or hundreds of times per episode because Vivienne Medrano has no talent writing dialog.
No one here is saying you can't swear, but using the word frick in every sentence is pretty bad writing.
Not sure why you trannies take everything as a personal attack.
homosexuals get really upset when you call out their shitty writing for being shit
It's not about the fricking swearing you fricking Black person, it's about having nothing else to fricking say in between the swearing because you're creatively bankrupt when it actually comes to writing in-character dialogue. Compare this to The Big Lebowski's dialogue (or any Corn Brothers film for that matter) and you can easily see the difference you disingenuous troony.
saved
lmfao
the absolute state of chuddies
>chudjak poster uses schizo strawman
dilate
>strawman
people complain about the cursing and defend saying Black person on here all the time
Holy seethe.
I know Vivziepop is a fat queer Hispanic, but why the frick did she make Lucifer a homosexual dandy?
Nevermind this explains it. She has zero writing talent, but is an actually decent animator (an EXTREME rarity in the West nowadays) and has good voice talent to make up for the shitty dialogue and one dimensional characters.
>homosexual dandy
homosexual no. He fricked your great great grandma in her prime. Whichever one that was. Dandy, maybe.
you sound unhinged
Cry about it
how many kino showtunes can they give angel dust? they're going to run out of ideas eventually
Just give me more Emily and I'll be satisfied.
Emily is cute.
How do I get Emily gf?
Be nice and go to heaven.
Post Emily nose
Here you go
>be nice
Do demon and angel pussy and butthole taste like cotton candy?
Demon, idk, but the implication of that comic is that angel privates do indeed taste like cotton candy, which is indicative of a very bad case of vaginosis.
Stay away from them, Emily. Being gay is NOT okay.
>white girl is evil
even doe the protag is also white
She’s an angel. Black people are closer to whites than her.
>Vaggie having to deal with two Charlies
She fricking won...
What do you think would happen if you started burning politicians instead of ourselves for acts of political protest
I could beat lucifer
Would
What a strange pose for a photo.
It is the classic "I would NEVER!" pose from self proclaimed edgy deviant artists.
She's twice the weight now that she was in that photo and you can still tell that she's overweight there anyway.
Yes, I still would.
Charlie hooves
THEY WON.
How to get a Lute gf?
Only available in Heaven.
They wo-ACK
Thanks Luc
Doesn't Adam think lesbians are hot?
>Hell is colorful and the mc is white with rosy cheeks
>angels are horned black demons
Is all so tiresome
>protagonist is cute
>antagonist is evil looking
Duh.
are horned black demons
They're wearing helmets.
>even on the fanart, they gave them black wings
whatever lad, i don't watch trash
If you're mad about this because of anything related to Christianity you're moronic. The whole point is that she is trying to redeem sinners. They are all buttholes because they're sinners and ended up in hell. Like no shit. They're trying to work on themselves and stop being sinners, which is the point of the purifying fire yeah? That's the message.
What this is really doing is revealing the hypocritical Christians that surround us. Puritanical and unforgiving. No different than the pharisees.
That's about as deep and profound as a 14 year old atheist.
This shit sucks, and so do you.
Wow sounds like something Jesus would say. Matthew 23:13
And that's the point. So you get to heaven and now you can just sin all you want?
If you are in hell, you've already failed, there's no hypocrecy in leaving people that's in hell, in hell
The redemption only counts when it builds a better world for the non-sinners, not when it's a personal thing to up your own living standards from hell->heaven
Except a sinner in the show got redeemed.
What does that have to do with representing Saint Adam as an butthole and portraying him as a horned demon? They even inspired themselves on that piece of israeli fanfiction that is the t*lmud to treat him as a cuck.
If you're not baiting, have a nice day But if you are baiting, congrats anon, that's some really good bait .
Adam is weird in this show because he’s actually meant to be in the right, but from the limited perspective and what games he has to play against evil, he has to be the twist hero.
Cucking Adam is seen as celebratory, God forsaken Lucifer and all of his human wives with eternal damnation.
>Cucking Adam is seen as celebratory, God forsaken Lucifer and all of his human wives with eternal damnation.
Which is weird because Lucifer implied to have cucked Adam with Eve, when she's also a Saint. Pic related.
>he has to be the twist hero
I wouldn't expect that much from this franchise. They're more likely going to take the path of accepting diversity in heaven by having less restrictions, so whoever stands for preserving the "old rules" of heaven will have to be treated as a villain.
>He committed the original sins along with [...] eve
Yes.
>Saint?
Yes, he's a Saint. It is stated that the only unforgivable sin was that which is against the Holy Spirit, which we do not know yet how it does even looks like, since it will appear in the final days.
>Lilith
That's the talmud, it doesn't appear on the Bible. I wonder why you think you can talk about something that you clearly did not read.
>I wouldn't expect that much from this franchise. They're more likely going to take the path of accepting diversity in heaven by having less restrictions, so whoever stands for preserving the "old rules" of heaven will have to be treated as a villain.
100% this. It's the classic leftist post-modernist brainrot of "if it's in opposition to tradition it's good, even if it goes against the immutable rules and laws of reality. Why? Because reality should change on MY whims and cater to my hedonistic desires; I shouldn't have to change to live in harmony with reality."
>llilith
>Talmud
>doesn't appear in the Bible
It was one of the original books. The new clergy of the Roman Empire decided what was and wasn't canon and threw that book to the wayside along with a few others. The Romans are also where you get the modern image of angels, as opposed to the biblically accurate images that the show somewhat presents. So if you put your full faith and confidence in the early Roman Catholic church in their canonization of biblical stories, and disregard anything else... then I'm curious what your thoughts are on say Easter and Christmas, the singing of hymns, and the idol of crucifixion
>The new clergy of the Roman Empire decided what was and wasn't canon and threw that book to the wayside along with a few others
Even if that was true, then it should:
a) Appear in the israeli Torah (it doesn't, it's a talmudic addition)
b) It should have been mentioned by at least one of the Church Fathers (that is, people who knew at least one of the Apostles directly: Clement of Rome, Ignatius of Antioch, Polycarp of Smyrna and Papias of Hierapolis)
c) It should have been mentioned by at least one important figure of the Primitive Church who were also actively wrote apologies for the Romans to cease the persecutions (Justin Martyr, Irenaeus of Lyons, Clement of Alexandria, etc.).
>The Romans are also where you get the modern image of angels, as opposed to the biblically accurate images that the show somewhat presents.
What you call "the modern depiction of angels" comes from the Bible (see Mark 16:5 for instance). What you call the "biblically accurate angels" also comes from the Bible (see Isaiah 6:2, Joshua 5:13–14, Exodus 25:20, or more famously Ezekiel 1).
If you're trying to imply that the romans wanted to change the appearance of angels and had the "institutional power" to throw away canonical books, that doesn't explain why they would keep passages that refer to the "biblically accurate angels" at all.
What you're unaware of is "Angelology", which is a theological field that has been studying the hierarchies of Angels for centuries. You're basically referring to different "types" of angels; one doesn't disregard the other.
>So if you put your full faith and confidence in the early Roman Catholic church [...]
I don't.
Another r*ddit take you want to share with us anon?
Oh and also.
>I'm curious what your thoughts are on say Easter [...]
That Christ is Risen (Truly He has Risen).
>[...] Christmas [...]
That the Light of the world was born in the darkest day of the year (the solstice) among the shadier people on earth (the pharisees).
>[...] the singing of hymns [...]
With no instruments and during the Liturgy it prepares us for heaven.
>[...]and the idol of crucifixion
Not an idol, homosexual.
Also
>Yes, he's a Saint. It is stated that the only unforgivable sin was that which is against the Holy Spirit, which we do not know yet how it does even looks like, since it will appear in the final days.
So then why can't the sinners redeem themselves and also become saints?
>to treat him as a cuck
He committed the original sins along with lillith and eve. Saint? What?
Not in the Hazbin-verse
?
He never ate the fruit, but he left the Garden of Eden to be with the banished Eve.
so women are smarter than men?
Adam didn’t.
Where are my Adam Chad's at?
We are all Adam
My ancestor 🙂
Charlie x Alastor romance. or Charlie marrying Al as his favor.
They are parent and daughter.
They are not related at all.
Who should voice Lilith?
Bebe Neuwirth
>expect degenerate show
>it's trad and wholesome
>it's trad and wholesome
true but also for adults only due to salacious content at parts
i wish they hadn't made adam so cartoonishly evil looking, like couldn't they have made the message a bit more subtle
War masks look scary.
Viv you hack fraud bawd.
It’s been confirmed months ago.
What about heluva boss?
How Satanic is this show? The characters are hot af but I’m Christian
As Satanic as 80s rock
That impies it's about anything other than fujoshit.
>The characters are hot af
why do people want to frick hazbin characters lmao, it's a good show but the characters couldn't be less attractive
I'm the opposite. Didn't really like the show, but thought all the b***hes were hot.
I too like the character designs and smooth animation (as well as the committed vocal performances), but can't stand the sophomoric 2nd year college of liberal arts level writing being nothing but subversive for the sake of being subversive.
>why
Why does this little show make people seethe?
You know exactly why.
Shills
For christianity?
It's not the show, it's the fans
I can't wait for a /hell/ board so all degenerate morons of this specific flavour gets contained like what we did with my little pony
is the EXACT same thing
>it's the fans
What are they doing?
Existing
exactly what mlp fans were doing
I don't owe you an explanation, just a statement of facts
And the fact is, mlp has a board, and it's not because "they are so cool and friendly"
>exactly what mlp fans were doing
Tell me already.
He means that hazbin hotel with its incessant use of the word frick is obviously a show made for little girls to navigate social relationships like MLP and he doesn't like when grown men watch shows made for little girls. Which hazbin hotel is clearly made for.
The show is mediocre writing with good production values, animation, music and voice acting. The annoying thing are the obsessive fans that waifugay nonstop.
So that's why it's the most popular show in the world right?
>So that's why it's the most popular show in the world right?
I'm concerned that there's a possibility you actually believe this and aren't just taking the piss.
Most popular show in over 46 countries BTW
angel dust
SEEEEEEEEEEEX
>anons confusing a pro-Christian values show that has edgy "hell" paint with the eternal just punishment of hell (due to the absence of God) as outlined in the Summa Theologica.
Classic
your habbo hotel is satanic garbage.
for me its all the obscure references that I feel confident very few people understood.
what is this a reference to, that James Bond movie with the midget?
>satanic
a moron's favorite slur
its not that either
>reference to
>Coconut Fred?
neither actually, don't bother guessing though, youll never get it.
An Officer and a Gentleman?
Coconut Fred?
Gilligan's Island
nope
?si=9cTcDWvYMzKX4ZDD
maybe the song would help you figure it out.
>say this is a reference when it probably isn't
Good bait tbh
I find the artwork completely repulsive.
This show should be banned. Only person I knew who liked this show was an extreme 15 year old prostitute who would send me countless nude pictures, would drink my piss and would eat dog food out of a bowl. She fricked inly with no condoms and had a rape fetish. Now she is 18 and it's still mentally fricked. And that's because she is a woman, imagine the damage this can cause to make children.
>this can cause to make children.
Good, we need more people.
are you suggesting a 30 minute hazbin hotel pilot did that to her?
the adams family?
>the adams family?
nope
Shit parents for letting a kid watch adult content.
>now she worships.....le satan
should be happy if thats the worst thing she took from this show
i am not happy.
What even is this show?
About a based straight couple who slay demons together.
Looks like zoomer shit only teenagers watch.
with your garbage
What does her vaggie taste like?
Expired and used cigarettes.
Charlie's love juice