Season finale was actually decent. Gives some hope season 3 might be based on Halo

Season finale was actually decent. Gives some hope season 3 might be based on Halo

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Robinsbobbin thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Humiliation fund

      kek its kino!

      I’d rather watch this shitty not-Halo show than have to sift through this endless troony spam.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why are you then

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everytime you report seth harris for spamming that's one ban closer till his IP range just gets blocked and he fricks off for good.

        shakycam makes the CGI acceptable

        Bungie [before destiny]=Bible
        343=talmud

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          talmud is way more based than bible so that's wrong

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ok 343 writer

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not gay

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go away, Paramount employee.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chief fighting the Arbiter was good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        go frick your wife

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        shakycam makes the CGI acceptable

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fan fiction teir

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >drops the sword for no reason at 1:25

          Nobody actually watches this shit right? Not worth a torrent. Any webms I've seen are cringe af. Just put the helmet on John halo. Are there grunts, jackals, hunters, drones, brutes? I've only seen elites. Does the pistol have a internal scope? Does the sniper leave a vapor trail? Does the warthog have all 4 wheels turn? Is the bullet hose around? Sticky grenades?

          I actually do watch it and have made threads before but it was such garbage that I am shocked.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        very amaze fight sir! im very so glad you enjoy one minutes of our very awesome computer graphicss!!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody actually watches this shit right? Not worth a torrent. Any webms I've seen are cringe af. Just put the helmet on John halo. Are there grunts, jackals, hunters, drones, brutes? I've only seen elites. Does the pistol have a internal scope? Does the sniper leave a vapor trail? Does the warthog have all 4 wheels turn? Is the bullet hose around? Sticky grenades?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation fund

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek its kino!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >literally any CGI in any show or movie
    >Cinemaphile shits all over the CGI saying it's unwatchable
    why are you all like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      plinkett babies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's 2024 not 1994. Yet movies from the 90s literally have better CGI.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN LOOKING AT PEREZ'S FACE FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Season 2 seems like a course correction that hopefully they can carry into S3. The show has a long way to go before being even remotely good though. And you just know they're going to keep their shitty OC characters around to take up half of the screen time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      S2 is what S1 should have been. They actually used Kwan Ha well this season after her being the worst character by far S1

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Kwan was tolerable this season I'll grant you that. I just couldn't give less of a frick about Soren and his nigglet son though (I know he's a book character but it was just one short story so he might as well be an OC)

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone hates you, Kiki Wolfkill.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the show where a blind black albino has gay sex or was that The Last of Us?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that character was a last minute DEI inclusion and it was obvious. he did almost nothing and got killed after about 15 minutes of total screen time

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fricking have a nice day holy shit
    I piss on your wrinkled brown face

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Halobros we are SO FRICKING BACK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one's watching other than no-taste simps. It's a common phenomena with shitty shows, as normal people stop watching the ratings go up because only the moronic are still watching.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They covered Reach in the show?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      eh not really. the glassing of reach was a 30 minute segment most of which was in a street/hanger. Ep8 was a lot better than ep4

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Technically, yes. They glazed over it pretty quick though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I guess that makes sense it’s only ever mentioned in the master chief games

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who is stronger
    john halo
    or
    john covenant
    or
    flood john

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Slipspace rupture detected.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try, israelite

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