Season finale was actually decent. Gives some hope season 3 might be based on Halo

Season finale was actually decent. Gives some hope season 3 might be based on Halo

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robinsbobbin thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Humiliation fund

      kek its kino!

      I’d rather watch this shitty not-Halo show than have to sift through this endless troony spam.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you then

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everytime you report seth harris for spamming that's one ban closer till his IP range just gets blocked and he fricks off for good.

        shakycam makes the CGI acceptable

        Bungie [before destiny]=Bible
        343=talmud

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          talmud is way more based than bible so that's wrong

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok 343 writer

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not gay

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go away, Paramount employee.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chief fighting the Arbiter was good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        go frick your wife

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        shakycam makes the CGI acceptable

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fan fiction teir

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >drops the sword for no reason at 1:25

          Nobody actually watches this shit right? Not worth a torrent. Any webms I've seen are cringe af. Just put the helmet on John halo. Are there grunts, jackals, hunters, drones, brutes? I've only seen elites. Does the pistol have a internal scope? Does the sniper leave a vapor trail? Does the warthog have all 4 wheels turn? Is the bullet hose around? Sticky grenades?

          I actually do watch it and have made threads before but it was such garbage that I am shocked.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        very amaze fight sir! im very so glad you enjoy one minutes of our very awesome computer graphicss!!

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody actually watches this shit right? Not worth a torrent. Any webms I've seen are cringe af. Just put the helmet on John halo. Are there grunts, jackals, hunters, drones, brutes? I've only seen elites. Does the pistol have a internal scope? Does the sniper leave a vapor trail? Does the warthog have all 4 wheels turn? Is the bullet hose around? Sticky grenades?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation fund

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek its kino!

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally any CGI in any show or movie
    >Cinemaphile shits all over the CGI saying it's unwatchable
    why are you all like this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      plinkett babies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's 2024 not 1994. Yet movies from the 90s literally have better CGI.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN LOOKING AT PEREZ'S FACE FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES!

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 2 seems like a course correction that hopefully they can carry into S3. The show has a long way to go before being even remotely good though. And you just know they're going to keep their shitty OC characters around to take up half of the screen time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      S2 is what S1 should have been. They actually used Kwan Ha well this season after her being the worst character by far S1

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Kwan was tolerable this season I'll grant you that. I just couldn't give less of a frick about Soren and his nigglet son though (I know he's a book character but it was just one short story so he might as well be an OC)

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone hates you, Kiki Wolfkill.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the show where a blind black albino has gay sex or was that The Last of Us?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that character was a last minute DEI inclusion and it was obvious. he did almost nothing and got killed after about 15 minutes of total screen time

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking have a nice day holy shit
    I piss on your wrinkled brown face

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Halobros we are SO FRICKING BACK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one's watching other than no-taste simps. It's a common phenomena with shitty shows, as normal people stop watching the ratings go up because only the moronic are still watching.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They covered Reach in the show?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      eh not really. the glassing of reach was a 30 minute segment most of which was in a street/hanger. Ep8 was a lot better than ep4

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Technically, yes. They glazed over it pretty quick though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess that makes sense it’s only ever mentioned in the master chief games

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who is stronger
    john halo
    or
    john covenant
    or
    flood john

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slipspace rupture detected.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try, israelite

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