I literally can't watch anything without eating. Sitting in front of the tv and stuffing my face are so closely related now that they're inseparable for me.
>crank speed up to 1.4x >pause and take frequent breaks, especially when you feel tired >position yourself so you can see the screen and your phone at the same time, so you don't have to keep looking away >find someone who's already seen the movie to watch it with you so they can explain plot points when you missed them
I check the year it was made, anything long made after ~2010 is long because the director is a pussy who couldn't stand to cut any of his precious film he worked so hard making, rather than the story being big enough to warrant the runtime.
I'm always confused at this issue. People make time to wake up, start their job on time, go hang out with friends, look at porn, play video games, argue of facebook, instagram, and Cinemaphile but then when they find out the movie isn't 90 minutes they scream bloody murder. When I find out a movie is longer than 90 minutes, I check my personal schedule for either the day or the next couple of days and make time around it
Im from iran lol and that movie sucks donkey balls. I fell asleep rewatching it. >A midget, his fat lover, and a crack addict get rid of a ring in a long ass journey with boring politics and nerdy dungeons and dragon magic shit going on.
It's for nerds just like star wars
>forgot to add my name
It's overrated and nothing special.
Godfather 1 and 2 is peak cinema it cannot get better than this.
Die hard, predator, snake in eagle's shadow, universal soldier, rambo, undisupted, ongbak, bloodsport, rocky, demolition man all mog lord of the gays franchise.
Name ten successful Iranian scientists and I'll kneel.
2 years ago
Nigger slayer
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Abd al-Hamid al-Katib (?–756), founder of Arabic prose along with fellow Persian
Abu al-Qasim Muqane'i (10th century) physician
Abu Dawood (c. 817–889), Islamic scholar
Abu Hanifa (699–767), Islamic scholar
Abu Said Gorgani (10th century) [1]
'Adud al-Dawla (936–983), scientific patron
Ahmad ibn Farrokh (12th century), physician
Ahmad ibn 'Imad al-Din (11th century), physician and chemist
Alavi Shirazi (1670–1747), royal physician to Mughal Empire of South Asia
Amuli, Muhammad ibn Mahmud (c. 1300–1352), physician
Abū Ja'far al-Khāzin (900–971), mathematician and astronomer [2]
Ansari, Khwaja Abdullah (1006–1088), Islamic scholar
Aqa-Kermani (18th century), physician
Aqsara'i (?–1379), physician
Abu Hafsa Yazid, physician
Arzani, Muqim (18th century), physician
Astarabadi (15th century), physician
Aufi, Muhammad (1171–1242), scientist and historian
Most of the scientists and contributions of the islamic golden age were persians, barely arab dogs
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'll be honest I've heard of one of those (al-Khwarizmi) but just because I'm into programming. The rest are literal whos.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>le islamic golden age
ripping off ancient greeks is your biggest achievment lmao
kys Black person
2 years ago
Anonymous
So why did you let yourself get conquered by the Arabs?
The older I've gotten the more I've found myself watching movies in halves. I used to laugh at RLM's Jay complaining about movies over 2 hours, but I get it now. Unless it's a LoTR or Harry Potter rewatch my brain just can't deal with it.
I watched pic related in one sitting just because I wanted to automatically win any time "what was the longest film you've watched" comes up.
This was 3 years ago and that conversation still hasn't come up yet.
me and my girl just text each other while we watch lol
also just random Tik toks help the time go by faster
I watched all those dudes movie, “Akira kurosawa” like this, you could say I’m a bit of a cinephile
I unironically admire ADHD zoomers who can watch 3 different things at once while being on their phones too
When I was a kid my parents would always start doing random shit around the house when we were supposed to watch a movie >oh let me do the laundry >ah I need to sort some documents >crap I need to do the dishes >let me have a business conversation real quick >oh is the movie over already? damn I missed it again can you tell me what happened?
makes me wonder if low attention spans are genetic or learned behavior
even now when I decide to watch a movie with them I have to take their phones because they keep checking their emails every 5 min or googling random trivia about actors or plot
I have kind of tamed my father to be afraid I wont be watching a single movie with him again if all he does is anything BUT watching the movie
my mother is a stubborn b***h aka woman so I have given up on her
>Pulp Fiction
>Long
I have no idea what it's runtime is but it flies by.
1. Sit down
2. Watch the movie
3. Get up when it's over
huh
Designate an old drink bottle to piss in.
Movie cant be that good if you have to figure out how to watch it
Personally I do shifts of around 15 minutes cycling in and out to watch the movie between Twitch streams and Youtube essays about the movie
You low attention span zoomer homosexuals make me sick. No wonder everything sucks now.
>mfw trying to watch Irishman
Set aside an afternoon or evening to watch long films. Make a special meal or order take-out beforehand so you can eat and watch at the same time.
can americans really not go 2 hours without stuffing their face with shit?
He’s saying wait to watch the movie until dinnertime and eat something nice you pole smoking euro
70% of them are overweight or mobidly obese. what do you think?
t. anorexic europoor
I literally can't watch anything without eating. Sitting in front of the tv and stuffing my face are so closely related now that they're inseparable for me.
Watch at 200 % speed and play with your phone.
Take your meds
unless it's over 3hr 30m, it should be fricking easy to watch the movie. I take maybe one short break at halfway point if I felt like it.
Watch mystery recapped
Marathon the wikipedia plot summary
Tripled my kino intake. I now watch 5 movies in my lunch break
watch it at 1.5x speed
Break up long movies into multiple 20 minute sessions with lots of youtube and tiktok between each marathon.
>crank speed up to 1.4x
>pause and take frequent breaks, especially when you feel tired
>position yourself so you can see the screen and your phone at the same time, so you don't have to keep looking away
>find someone who's already seen the movie to watch it with you so they can explain plot points when you missed them
I check the year it was made, anything long made after ~2010 is long because the director is a pussy who couldn't stand to cut any of his precious film he worked so hard making, rather than the story being big enough to warrant the runtime.
Watch 20 minutes and if it's not interesting shut it off.
I'm always confused at this issue. People make time to wake up, start their job on time, go hang out with friends, look at porn, play video games, argue of facebook, instagram, and Cinemaphile but then when they find out the movie isn't 90 minutes they scream bloody murder. When I find out a movie is longer than 90 minutes, I check my personal schedule for either the day or the next couple of days and make time around it
I can only watch godfather and heat.
Avengers lord of the rings, pulp fiction are all boring
>Lord of the Rings is boring
Get the frick out of here homosexual and go back to Napoli and such dago wiener
Im from iran lol and that movie sucks donkey balls. I fell asleep rewatching it.
>A midget, his fat lover, and a crack addict get rid of a ring in a long ass journey with boring politics and nerdy dungeons and dragon magic shit going on.
It's for nerds just like star wars
>I didn't enjoy movie
ok
>forgot to add my name
It's overrated and nothing special.
Godfather 1 and 2 is peak cinema it cannot get better than this.
Die hard, predator, snake in eagle's shadow, universal soldier, rambo, undisupted, ongbak, bloodsport, rocky, demolition man all mog lord of the gays franchise.
entry level pleb
>Im from iran
Opinion disregarded
Im the true descendant of the aryans
Name ten successful Iranian scientists and I'll kneel.
Edit
Abd al-Hamid al-Katib (?–756), founder of Arabic prose along with fellow Persian
Abu al-Qasim Muqane'i (10th century) physician
Abu Dawood (c. 817–889), Islamic scholar
Abu Hanifa (699–767), Islamic scholar
Abu Said Gorgani (10th century) [1]
'Adud al-Dawla (936–983), scientific patron
Ahmad ibn Farrokh (12th century), physician
Ahmad ibn 'Imad al-Din (11th century), physician and chemist
Alavi Shirazi (1670–1747), royal physician to Mughal Empire of South Asia
Amuli, Muhammad ibn Mahmud (c. 1300–1352), physician
Abū Ja'far al-Khāzin (900–971), mathematician and astronomer [2]
Ansari, Khwaja Abdullah (1006–1088), Islamic scholar
Aqa-Kermani (18th century), physician
Aqsara'i (?–1379), physician
Abu Hafsa Yazid, physician
Arzani, Muqim (18th century), physician
Astarabadi (15th century), physician
Aufi, Muhammad (1171–1242), scientist and historian
Most of the scientists and contributions of the islamic golden age were persians, barely arab dogs
I'll be honest I've heard of one of those (al-Khwarizmi) but just because I'm into programming. The rest are literal whos.
>le islamic golden age
ripping off ancient greeks is your biggest achievment lmao
kys Black person
So why did you let yourself get conquered by the Arabs?
who?
maybe one of your great grandmas was a descendant of the aryans before getting raped by dozens of turko-mongolic tribes lmao
there are no politics nor gays.
No, the politics of the human kingdom, elf stuff and all that lame shit.
Good for tolkein with his world building, but it's fricking boring,
Heat is the most dull shit I’ve ever watched
That means you're a homosexual
Jack off break every time a woman shows up
If you absolutely must watch it, Satantango is the only movie that genuinely benefits from watching at a speed greater than 1x.
Get off you're damn phone
The older I've gotten the more I've found myself watching movies in halves. I used to laugh at RLM's Jay complaining about movies over 2 hours, but I get it now. Unless it's a LoTR or Harry Potter rewatch my brain just can't deal with it.
I watched pic related in one sitting just because I wanted to automatically win any time "what was the longest film you've watched" comes up.
This was 3 years ago and that conversation still hasn't come up yet.
Hey anon, what’s the longest movie you ever watched?
I probably win, Seven Samurai was 3 1/2 hours long!
Tiktok has actually fricked a generation Jesus christ
Sneedwatching @ 1.35x speed
me and my girl just text each other while we watch lol
also just random Tik toks help the time go by faster
I watched all those dudes movie, “Akira kurosawa” like this, you could say I’m a bit of a cinephile
>has a gf
>dabs all over Ahacka Kurohacka
incredibly based
How do I watch sátántangó???? . .
>get a bottle of wa’ah not far from my couch
>sit down and watch the movie
>pause the movie if I have to piss
I unironically admire ADHD zoomers who can watch 3 different things at once while being on their phones too
When I was a kid my parents would always start doing random shit around the house when we were supposed to watch a movie
>oh let me do the laundry
>ah I need to sort some documents
>crap I need to do the dishes
>let me have a business conversation real quick
>oh is the movie over already? damn I missed it again can you tell me what happened?
makes me wonder if low attention spans are genetic or learned behavior
even now when I decide to watch a movie with them I have to take their phones because they keep checking their emails every 5 min or googling random trivia about actors or plot
My parents do this whenever I try to spend any time with them and it is very annoying. And now they ask me why I don't spend any time with them.
I have kind of tamed my father to be afraid I wont be watching a single movie with him again if all he does is anything BUT watching the movie
my mother is a stubborn b***h aka woman so I have given up on her
I fast forward when I feel I'm getting the gist. I've tried not to, but my hand keeps reaching for the controller.
>t. anorexic europoor
Like a fricking accordion
Spend the day outside and don't look at your phone more than 5 times
the only way to watch a film is by leaving your phone off in another room, thats the only thing stopping you from concentrating
I am able to watch movies without checking my phone. Why aren't you?
I watched the original uncut version of das boot in one sitting.
Come at me.