>Jen is just better at everything than Bruce because.. she just is
I love Jen and don't mind her being better, don't get me wrong, but this sort of approach will make her come off as a c**t, characters that don't struggle and don't need development aren't likable
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Came here to post this, I wish that was me.
No ass
Man, this is a bad rendering, terrible modeling work, there are no hips the butt is weird, this is worse than I imagined
This is what happens when you leave only women, dykes, Victoria Alonso and gays to make the work and leave men and real arbreasts out, the result is this disaster, my friends, the criticism about She-Hulk's CG will be a nightmare for Disney
I hope she power downs in her sleep & feels gross afterward.
They know their audience...
That feel when I know a true Amazonian type and I want that more than anything
ABOGADA SOLTERA
CON TODOS SE ACUESTA
Wait they actually kept her a straight, man thirsting woman? You lie to me.
"Time for your 4pm dick flattening"
stupid sexy murdock
Not my She-Hulk
That's just fan art of her being frickmeat.
Anon, Frickmeat is her middle name
Why are you posting this unrelated character?
Soul
Soulless
Leotard will remain banned as long as Feige is around
Is that the yellow suit?
Yep
wait that's DD not Batroc? Those colors say Batroc the leaper.
FEELS LIKE I'M WEARING NOTHING AT ALL
Feet bros, our time has come.
She's younger and didn't go through the horrible injury Hulk got from using the glove.
i took it as she just doesn't have the Hulk's rage issues?
would be nice for a solo Hulk thing to explore those issues but contracts lmao
I thought her rage was turned into lust issues?
Imagine a she-hulk that fricks her foes into submission.
She does emotionally blackmail people through sex. Does that count?
Nah She became a turobawd after 9/11.
Hulk wins by having a much better CG model.
No hips, these MCU artists don't know the human body and don't know how the hips and fat thighs work when a woman is sitting down
>Jen is just better at everything than Bruce because.. she just is
Yes because MCU Prof. Hulk is not a rage monster and what fuels Hulk's strength? Anger and rage.
It's what makes the people b***hing about it come off as normie fricks who don't even understand the characters they're b***hing about.
There's also the obvious idea of Bruce getting jealous and that letting Hulk back out.
MCU prof hulk just has a higher base strength eith no real ability to grow. Jen can grow
Rage hulk is limitless strength
Mr.Fixit is a blue collar grey hulk with higher strength ceiling then prof hulk and strength = rage but lowered
Maestro is banners intellect, his abusive fathers influence, and the hulks rage and hate. Can casually subdue prof hulk and outfight pure rage dumb hulk easier then Thanos
Basically end boss of the mcu tier
Green scar is hulk after they semmntbhim to space and he fought as a gladiator and gained both peace and humanity.
Bruce is the true form of Bruce Banner.
Basically he's Bruce except a foot taller and built like cap America.
100% control over his power.
Limitless strength on tap, eternal youth and life.
He attained inner peace on a barren alien world and became its eternal forever unseen protector deity.
Radiates smug.
So yeah it's in-character.
She put her whole body into that, of course it went further
Really? They're fricking Hulks. They should both be able to throw boulders over the horizon, not 10 yards in front of them.
Yes; but it's just practicing.
MCU, anon
the writes don't know that
Reminder, this is shitty professor Ruffalo hulk, he isn't powered by rage so he's weaker than he was when Hulk was doing the driving.
Not only that but it kinda seems like Bruce would teach controlling strength so that you break something or someone rather than how to go all out and oh frick I just realized they're gonna turn "you need to practice self control as a hulk" into a political issue about the patriarchy holding women down.
Anon. Hulk just casually flung the boulder and Shulk is both weaker and new to the whole super strength thing.
>It's pretty clear he wasn't even trying with that throw, not entirely sure what that scene was trying to imply.
Isn't the angle they're going for that Bruce is always walking on eggshells with the Hulk, while Jen is basically just super-Jen and willingly and relatively successfully embraces her Hulk wholeheartedly?
All of Bruce's Hulk training is about control, while Jen just goes all in while still seeing less failure and mistakes than Bruce did way back when.
I like the yoga scene in the trailer. Bruce is struggling to maintain a relatively simple pose while making a speech about control, while Jen just effortlessly moves like a contortionist. This basically sums up their differences as characters. Bruce has to control the Hulk, Jen is She-Hulk and doesn't want to go back to her 5/10 self.
Actually it sums up the differences in their PHYSIQUE. Bruce is built like a gorilla or caveman, so that kind of thing is hard for him.
Have you seen actual gymnasts?
That's just muscular homosapiens. Hulk's built like a roided cro-magnon: clumsy, tanky, sub-human slumped posture, suited for explosive, gross, lumbering strength instead of agility.
Snu snu.
Futurama has been a net negative for geek culture.
It just put a name to a fetish that already existed. Of course most guys wont admit they want to be with a girl stronger than them
She's gonna let rat-faced knacker Herc win at arm wrestling.
I don't agree but I laughed.
He just flicked it. She hurled it. Different strength application.
It's pretty clear he wasn't even trying with that throw, not entirely sure what that scene was trying to imply.
Well, Banner seems like he's trying to chill out throughout the entirety. Wonder if they're doing that very intentionally for him to rage out in a movie, not sure who they could pit him against while angry though without ripping them into pieces of organs.
>Wonder if they're doing that very intentionally for him to rage out in a movie, not sure who they could pit him against while angry though without ripping them into pieces of organs.
Hopefully the point will be that Banner is struggling being the Hulk, and Jennifer embraces it and so she's naturally more comfortable with being green, while Bruce sees it as a curse.
She looks so awkward. She needs more muscles.
The two training parts makes it look like Bruce is stringer than Jen, but Jen is more flexible.
So she might learn to rely on that instead of pure strength, setting her apart from He-Hulk.
Why do her and Bruce's face look like they're entirely different quality
Like he looks like a believable buff ruffalo
Maybe they're reusing a model or knowledge from Endgame which had more time and money to work out his appearance but Jen's show is a low budget production and they just threw together whatever. I wonder how she will look if she shows up in a big budget movie.
hopefully improved as it goes on.
MCU Hulk lacks the edge, anon.
You know what happens when they take the tard rage from the Hulk. And Jen is better the more confident she is.
But she does struggle?
The whole point of maestro is it's smart hulk with the strength of dumb hulk. I bring this up because smart hulk being weaker is the point you dope. Grey hulk is between smart and dumb, just felt like mentioning that.
>shirt busts open
>still no breasts
I know they're afraid of breasts but fricking seriously? Even she hulk is gonna be flat? MCU is criminal.
I know Cinemaphile wants to pretend like this is the worst thing ever since it's the new thing but honestly this is the first MCU project in a good while that feels like it's in the spirit of the character. And hey, Daredevil and The Wrecking Crew are in, so I'm invested so far
>pretend
Ahhh, fresh Mousecope.
Dude Love & Thunder, Shang Chi, and Ms Marvel sucked, but don't lie to me about the pattern around here. You know better
Cinemaphile isn't the target audience for this. It is wish fulfillment for 35+ year old single women, but why even bother with She-Hulk to begin with for that target audience ?
Women don't give a shit about superheroes, and they don't care about some fantasy where they have superpowers, they want stories where they control hot dangerous men with their sex.
It hits every beat from what you see in a She-Hulk comic. I'm not saying it's going to be good, I'm just noticing your bias here
>It hits every beat from what you see in a She-Hulk comic.
Not the good ones. Pre-9/11.
>9/11 out of nowhere
Alright I'm tapping out. Don't mind me
What?
All Marvel characters became complete pieces of shit after 9/11.
No, the most popular She-Hulk comic run which this takes after was full of fan-service, this won't be, because that would appeal to the 'male gaze'.
The 04' run had fan-service?
What? When?
I said most popular run
Just say Bryne, Even though you mean Slott.
Frick, don't speak in riddles.
>Even though you mean Slott.
Are you moronic ?
This show is not based off of Bryne's stuff.
It's all Slott with a dash of Bryne.
People have only read Slott's stuff by the way.
Slott based his entire She Hulk persona on Byrne's run, and people have read Byrne's run magnitudes more than Slott's
>spirit of the character.
LMAO what did you smoke anon? spirit where? the first thing she-hulk would do is wear a huge cleavage here
and a leotard to look like the atllettes that thing in the trailer is the vision of untalented dykes who don't know what femininity is
She-Hulk is hot, a sex symbol, and has great breasts. However you are a casual idiot reducing her to a rack. She's more than that.
Nah, She's just a vapid pig.
Yes I know you just troll She-Hulk threads, not just MCU shit. Are you some kind of discord troony or something?
I just hate She-Hulk.
She makes me sick to my stomach.
Whatever troony
and at what moment does she seem to have beautiful breasts? in this dress it was the moment but the showrunner seems to have never worn a dress in his life or had breasts so the result is meh
granny breasts bravo
Dilate
>She-Hulk is hot, a sex symbol, and has great breasts.
Someone could put this on a board in these ladie's office
>I know Cinemaphile wants to pretend like this is the worst thing ever since it's the new thing but honestly this is the first MCU project in a good while that feels like it's in the spirit of the character.
>He said before WandaVision
>He said before Captain America and the Winter Soldier
>He said before Loki
>He said before Hawkeye
ect ect
Absolutely no one wanted Captain America and the Winter Soldier
Hey, frick you, Winter Solider is one of my favourite movies
But did you ask for a show with him and Rhodey?
Straight to the dirty hoebag years.
>Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do.
Her breasts look saggy.
Man when she break the 4th wall i have to admit i smilled.Really hope they keep it.
They're doing the PS2 hairbub.
HAHA!
Awful black shitty hair.
The worst MCU trailer I've seen, HULK and She-Hulk look like broken dolls
Oh please let there be mutliple walks of shame!
>c**ty eyeroll
Yup that's Jen.
No nipples lol
Yeah, because she's wearing a sports bra which you can see in the shot.
and remember, Shulkies nips can literally cut diamonds
looks fricking terrible
Mike Vosburg! Looks like I learned about a new artist I didn't know. Thanks!!
>they actually managed to make her look half decent
my dong wasn't ready for this...
We're not getting Sensational, We're getting Dirty Hoebag.
Jen was always a bawd
There's a difference between a flirt and a bawd.
Yeah, and she was a bawd
For frick sake it's the same thing every She-Hulk thread, MCU or not. We always have that one autist who whines about Jen hooking up with men.
She's a dirty hoebag.
Either that of the one who keeps calling her a hoe
>When your 2022 superhero show doesn't look better than a failed movie pitch from the 80's with Brigitte Nielsen.
Just how short on money are Disney at this point ?
We got robbed!
Her proportions are weird, couldn't they do some research or find a good reference instead of winging it?
Normally animators do this using real models to have a real reference of muscles in motion and also to have a reference of how the muscles look in different clothes but this is the MCU commanded by Feige and who is responsible for the CGI now is Victoria Alonso, a person who is not an artist must not know how to draw an egg, must not know what is Blender, Zbrush, Unreal Engine and the Disney management put the worst person for the job and the result is this.
those legs
They are mocapping over a skinny twig of an actress with no definition. It's not gonna be a total Amazon.
Why didn't Hulk just snap Tony back to life after Thanos was defeated?
His back was sore
Tony made the glove, and he made it right handed. He already used up his right hand.
Why not revive him once he got better? Why not simply access Tony's files and build the glove again for the other hand?
It's easy to be better than MCU Hulk. He never really did shit. His big feats are tossing Loki around, but not enough to seriously harm him, and slapping around Hela's dog. He couldn't even beat the Hulk Buster, which is usually a gimme win for Hulk, and his gladiator wins are all questionable in validity since he apparently didn't even notice the Grand Master fixing his matches.
Honestly MCU Hulk is probably the character that MCU did the most dirty on, not only was his character played by Ed Norton was downgraded to Mark Ruffalo which I still don't see him as Bruce Banner characteriation, but the Hulk just got badly shaft since Ultron and the only time he did any good was the first Avengers and Thor 3.
And now Hulk is some basedboy IT nerd, like I really feel sorry for Hulk fanboys cause if you think about the Hulk barely seen or used in MCU and that's kinda scraglous considering he's one ot the core well know Marvel Characters, he was well known than Iron Man for the longest time and had more media than him and even Captain America I think.
The one thing I want to know for the longest time is there an in verse reason why She Hulk could break fourth wall for the longest time in comics? I know for in real it was some gag the creator like to pull but what made her so special before deadpool could break the fourth wall.
That was beyond cringe.
You 00s fans will love it.
Who are these two?
Mutants probably
That dude from Iron Chef and a Pigman?
That's El Aguila and Man-Bull
There was a rumor going around that these two and some other z-listers would debut in She hulk
Some rando from 40k and a LOTR character
The whole highshool speech was scouter breaking cringe.
Normally I found giant green women attractive, but She-Hulk is not doing it for me.
A shame, because the actress is actually way better looking.
Also genuinely dislike how much of a fricking meme Hulk has become.
You know she's the biggest bawd in all of fiction, Not counting Porn or Hentai.
She better frick Hercules should they meet
>Acting like a vainglorious prat
That's She-Hulk on the money.
I hope not he looks like a legit rat, But she will.
I'm cumming
Yeeesh no thanks
There are only women producing this show and Titania and She-Hulk have this hideous hair and these tacky clothes
even titania skipped the leg day
Why do straight women have such horrible fashion sense today?
This is not a look. This is just random thrift store finds.
>They made tahani look like a drag queen. Also she's nowhere fricking near the build for Titania.
From the House of Disappointment, everybody.
Bros she's so hot
>Wrecking Crew
Looks like in this version they were just given Asgardian tech as opposed to the blessing Loki gave them
What CW show is this?
TO BE FAIR...this is The Wrecking Crew we're talking about. They're a bunch of blue collar shlubs given Asgardian magic. Then again, I do miss their size and the colors
>They're a bunch of blue collar shlubs
Classism!
That person is a city shitter
What do you expect?
Villains in the MCU cannot wear villain costumes, they have to wear ordinary clothes
I tried my best.
Two of them look like kids
nobody noticed Bruce did this with Jen
holy frick is that what Thor used to be?
sorry, I meant Hulk
He looks awesome
We all did, And it was a baby shove.
The showrunners are liars.
Her eyes keep wandering in random directions, like her body and her head are piloted by two different people, it's so fricking strange
someone post frogman webm pls
>jims the camera
>She has fricking birdlips.
breaking the 4th wall is her thing (I think)
And I want to why, is some kinda inside joke that I'm not getting also what's the in universe explanation for it?
She just can.
It might have something yo do with her meeting the living tribunal
*Eye roll*
Oh yeah she was a Galactic Judge or some other cringe shit.
bawd can't even clean her room and she's a galactic judge? Pfft.
It has once or twice been referenced as other people seeing it as She-Hulk's particular mental instability.
>breaking the 4th wall is her thing (I think)
It has been since Byrne made her actually memorable yeah.
Based footgay artist.
Imagine being Stilt-man
was he a foot man
>was he a foot man
>sandal gap years before it became a trend with anime girls and footgay artists
truly ahead of his time.
This gave me a WAY better impression than the first trailer, which was abysmal. The CGI still looks rough though, and like most MCU shows I think they're gonna run into a fundamental structural problem where they've chosen a concept that lends itself really well to an episodic format (here, She-Hulk taking on various super-related cases) but instead making it a very short miniseries
I'm excited to see Daredevil back though, and in the yellow suit too which is sweet
And I have to be honest, I liked this joke
Honestly, I forgot what a joy it is to watch a character in Marvel enjoy their powers. When is the last time we saw it, the giddiness of Tony learning to fly? Meanwhile, Sam Wilson is a downer in his flight suit, Carol the pilot is flying in *space* and is entirely joyless, Jane Foster goes from the deathbed to healthy and superstrong but we never see her digging her new self. Look, I know these powers are a mixed blessing sometimes but how the hell do you not have a least a moment of "goddam, I can fly now!" or "i can throw a car?!" It just feels so lifeless.
>Carol the pilot is flying in *space* and is entirely joyless
If Carol did that, then you'd complain about an experienced soldier acting like a newbie who has never flown before
>Jane Foster goes from the deathbed to healthy and superstrong but we never see her digging her new self.
Did you even watch the movie?
Lipless lot lizard
>
She-Hulk still looks like she's on a green screen.
I dunno how they can't manage to get the lighting right after doing cg characters for so long.
they can't even get the weight for movement right
I could honestly look past literally every other criticism on the cg except that she looks like she's been copy/pasted onto the screen.
It's because they don't want to actually pay anyone enough to do a good job
yeah that's pretty evident at this point, fricking video game cut scenes don't even have this issue.
These marvel shows are legit worse then cheap as frick 90s scifantasy shows.
I can still watch crap like Stargate and mutant x and (god forgive me) cleopatra 2525 and have fun.
This looks very cheap and very unfun.
They work with the top VFX studios in Hollywood, it's their work flow that's moronic.
Thanks. I hate it.
The Cinemaphile thread got taken down.
Too much go away heat.
Who has the leaked rundown of the series?
Since it looks like all the shit is gonna come true including her fricking daredevil
Do you think she'll be able to scene break like the comics and not just 4th wall break, because you know they'll just cry Deadpool if she doesn't get more than just basic 4th wall breaks.
It's just gonna be lazy Malcolm in The Middle talking to the camera.
>It's just gonna be lazy Malcolm in The Middle talking to the camera.
You mean Saved by the Bell, right anon?
I totally forgot that Save by the Bell broke the 4th wall!
So she just gets in a car accident?
That's lame, Just scrub every molecule of Heroism out of this bint eh?
Stop posting kino when we're just gonna get 00's slop.
Never.
Stop it, I hate her!
I don't wanna fall in love with her again!
She's taking you to the bedroom and that's final
...Fine... Just this once.
What a coincidence, I rewatched this series recently.
Out of all Shulkie-related episodes Doctor Strange episode was by far the best in my opinion. Then I learned it was written by John Semper Jr. and it made me wonder because Spider-Man TAS Dr. Strange episode is also one of my favorites. Maybe in a better universe there'd be a Semper Doctor Strange cartoon because he's good with the character.
This has frick-all to do with this show, I just wanted to went.
>there will never be another good she hulk transformation scene from official sources
We have to rely on third parties now
Do you think current day Marvel would ever print an 'all ages' comic where Shulkie gets her nips out today?
Man bless Kim Demulder. One of the nicest guys you'll meet. He added the nipples to that panel and got away with ti, the madlad.
The cg is terrible
I don't really care. All that matters to me is that this will result in an uptake in She-Hulk fanfiction smut
Asmrists are gonna make roleplays!
Frick I can't escape this harlot!
It's got Wong.
It's got Daredevil.
It's got spandex.
The pros are outweighing the cons here (at least in this trailer). Just wish they'd make her lips green - pretty sure that'd solve all the CGI hate.
Make sure to buy the funko pops.
>Just wish they'd make her lips green
THATS WHATS BOTHERING ME frick I couldn't put my finger on it.
That law firm that hires her looks serious.
She looks like she has a major case of the Downs.
Hulk never trained Jen, She had to learn all that stuff on her own, I guess she always needs a handler now.
These Dykes working on this just make her a plain jane even Hulk form.
Atleast Bryne made her a otherworldly knockout.
She hulk was Deadpool before Deadpool but a 20/10 sexy confident self assured wiener bawd who'll let the villain frick if he makes her moist and a plowing will end the battle
add another one to the dead red heads list
Titania is a redhead, muscular with lots of curves and likes to wear a leotard like the gymnasts the MCU version, black, skinny, unattractive and with an embarrassingly ugly costume
Where's Prometheus?
Is no one commenting on the fact this seems to be focused on revealing the fact mutants are now everywhere?
Did you miss Agents of Shield or something? They've been creating throwaway tv show mutants for ages
>don't struggle and don't need development aren't likable
People like Saitama
Saitama does struggle! What are you talking about?
Yeah, with relatable problems like being poor and hunting for food items on sale
sexsexsexsexsexsex
Wow, they're serious with that CG huh?
Boobs doesn't even bounce
>No floofy 80s styled hair.
It doesn't look terrible, her skin color seems much toned down for the better, and the cheekiness is appropriate. That said, every MCU show has disappointed at the end, and the temptation to soapbox and virtue signal is probably too strong for a concept like this.
Will give this a chance because I kind of like lawyer shows, but I have little faith they have the appropriate writers and focus for it.
Why is this not looking pozzed? She looks hot, she's straight and it looks fun. What happened anons?
ummmm if Hulk is fully recovered from the snap just a few years later why didn't he snap away Thanos?
Most of Phase 4 sucked but this one actually looks good to me, and looks like the writers actually did their homework. Feels like we just have a lot of Cinemaphile and /misc/ casual tourists latching onto this one in particular given the premise.
That's the thing, she SHOULDN'T be better. She should be faster, more agile, but nowhere near as strong. And she shouldn't be able to knock him down by clapping her hands. That only works because Bruce Hulk has HUGE fricking hands, and the pressure wave they generate is likewise huge. Simply put: gamma is a booster. Say Bruce is 8,000 str. Jen should be like 5,000. Just cuz she's also a hulk doesn't make her likewise 8,000, especially with her by-comparison puny frame and lack of muscle mass. The enhanced MUSCLE makes you strong, not the green skin. But this is Woke Disney, women are better in every area than men, because feelings. This is insufferable from even the debut of this promo.
>That's the thing, she SHOULDN'T be better. She should be faster, more agile, but nowhere near as strong
What Hulk books have you read? Plus even if that were true, I'd sooner believe it here given how pussified Banner has become.
Hulk is in Banner babby mode. Hes weak for a hulk, and struggling to control himself because hes afraid of the Hulk being in full control and getting angry.
Jen goes full hulk too when she gets super pissed off and loses control to her Hulk side.
Anti-SJWs are the new SJWs
>characters that don't struggle and don't need development aren't likable
women don't want female characters to struggle because they already think they have it harder than anyone else in real life
She’s always been more stable than Bruce, but that only works when Bruce is a raging powerful savage. With the goofy, much weaker Hulk of the MCU it comes off as shitting on a character who was already robbed into ineffective comic relief
I do wonder if her confusion about breaking the fourth wall will be a recurring part of the joke or not. Just a "why do I keep looking off to the side and acting like I'm talking to a camera like I'm in the office"?
Of course that implies breaking the fourth wall is being forced upon her. Which would in fact be funny to me.
The finale stinger will be Deadpool sitting behind the camera
making main characters cg is a mistake if they don't have the time or the budget to make it look decent
They have both, they just use them poorly.