shifu was the real villain

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tai Lung had legit beef with Oogway but Shifu did nothing wrong, it was never his choice to make

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shifu taught him from a young age that his destiny in life was becoming the dragon warrior and that, that was his birthright. All those years of training, struggling, and giving up everything else that mattered to become the dragon warrior because shifu taught him to think that way. Tai lung felt like walking trash, that would drive any man to a life of crime. Shifu created tai lung.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Buy he's sexy af
        He could get any gal

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. But shifu taught him that the only thing that matters in life is dragon warrior status so he never explored any other potential he had. He could only think of himself as a walking failure

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The amount of fan art of him pounding master tigress says yes.

          Also, snep and tiger couples are adorable.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >only 2 women
            >make them lesbians
            I hate it

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh nooooooooo. I'm now inhumanly strong and powerful, with no obligations related to a stupid title and role, whatever could I possibly do with my life??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well... Yeah. He was literally taught that being the dragon warrior was his destiny, nothing else mattered. It's obviously wrong but shifu had poisoned his mind with destiny bullshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's like being a martial arts master in real life. what the frick are you going to do? teach rich people's kids to punch good for a living? there's no mma in fantasy animal people land.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We see in the sequel that martial arts masters have jobs protecting cities and shit.

        Also, Tai Lung actually did succeed at getting the dragon scroll. His true failure was not understanding the message of the scroll. So Oogway was right. Tai Lung would never have the correct mental state to be the dragon warrior.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >His true failure was not understanding the message of the scroll
          There was no message. No secret technique, no ki stuff or whatever magic they use in universe. The true failure was Ugway and Shifu hyping up a literal nothinburger. Tai Lung wouldn't have snapped if there were no fakeout prize to begin with

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it's almost like that scene with Mr.Ping explaining that there's no secret ingredient to his soup was trying to say something about belief or something.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              if all it takes to become a dragon warrior is believing in yourself then you might as well make everyone a dragon warrior

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Getting fricked over muh destiny is one thing, but being left to rot in jail for 2 decades without a visit is even worse. I don’t blame him for going apeshit.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    RAPED BY RHINOS
    FOR TWENTY YEAAAAAARSSS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he probably started liking it eventually. gay people tell stories of anuses so prolapsed that they orgasm instantaneously when they get reamed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I have had a vision! Tai Lung will escape and frick you in the ass, Shifu
      >WHAT? THIS CANNOT BE! DOUBLE THE RAPISTS! DOUBLE THE BEATINGS! SEND THE FIVE TO CASTRATE HIM BEFORE HE CAN GO FREE!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You let Oogway frick me!
      >That was never my decision to make! That was not my fault!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's interesting how as a kid i never cared for Shifu but as adult i realize he's my favourite character and the main reason the first kung fu panda is so good. He's such a flawed character with rage issues and haunting mistakes of the past

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      KFP1 is more about Shifu than it is about Po. It's basically the conclusion and resolution of Shifu's character arc, while Po's is just starting out (and then gets concluded in 2). The movie's all about him being haunted by the mistakes of his past and then ultimately being redeemed by Po. He failed raising Tai Lung and everyone suffered as a result, but he successfully made Po into the Dragon Warrior, and Po not only defeats Tai Lung, but brings Shifu the peace that he had been unable to grasp for his entire life. Po and Shifu's character arcs are intertwined, where Shifu finds inner peace and redemption for his mistakes through Po's maturation and growth

      Also, Shifu is a red panda, so it's arguable that the title of the movie is actually referring to him, not Po

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wrong, shifu is a raccoon

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's as much Oogway's fault as it is Shifu's. For an allegedly wise master Oogway never bothered to dispel the notion that he was destined to become the Dragon Warrior from Tai Lung's heart, and when Tai Lung actually put forward his bid to become the Dragon Warrior, all Oogway said in response was some nebulous bullshit about "darkness" in his heart. He didn't bother at all to prevent Tai Lung from going down a dark path in the first place and unlike Shifu who was blinded by paternal pride, Oogway could look at the situation more objectively and prevent all this from happening.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Funny thing is if tai lung discovered shifus faults without oogways intervention and set out on his own path he may actually have become worthy of the dragon warrior status

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tai Lung is genuinely Ian McShane's best role and KFP1 is a masterpiece. Shame the sequels didn't live up to that but they rarely do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      KFP2 is good and i will stand by it. The villain isn't as good as Tai but Shen is still fun and miles ahead the kfp 3 guy. (Haven't seen kfp4)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        KFP2 is definitely good, just not at the first film's level. Shen is cool and the soundtrack is great, but the writing and dialogue aren't as strong. Certainly better than the utterly forgettable KFP3

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          3 isn't forgettable, you just have dementia

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >thank you Poe for aborting my 40 years old son he was a dissapointment anyway

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >morons hyped up KFP4 as Tai Lung’s redemption arc
    >he’s only in the movie for 5 minutes to job to the main antagonist and bow to Po
    KWAB

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was really strange that they actually confirmed he was dead. I didn't really get the impression that Po straight up killed him when they fought.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He got blown up

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the dragon warrior?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is the autistic chinese martial arts man trope so kino?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never go full Raoh.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how after failing with Tai Lung he almost repeated his mistake with Tigress

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be Tai Lung
    >be groomed from infancy into believing you are the dragon warrior
    >Senile turtle says you're not and your foster daddy doesn't say a word
    >Punch foster daddy once in a fit of righteous rage
    >Apparently that's enough of a crime to get life sentence
    >spend 20 years of your life getting raped by rhinogs
    >Finally get free
    >Fat slob chosen one got the scroll after one week of training
    >Get the scroll
    >IT WAS FRICKING NOTHING THE WHOLE TIME
    >get killed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, didn't understand why Po killed him at the end, it seemed like he was coming around to his words, then, ski-douche.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        BAZINGA

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird in general how Po of all people/animals is able to kill without the slightest shade of mercy. I'm pretty every other character in a fight goes like
        >Do what i want and you'll get spared
        Even when fighting Shifu Tai Lung offers him oogway's stuff implying that if shifu gives him the scroll he'll be spared. Po on the hand never tries to bargain, he kills Lung and is completely, absolutely unphased by it, no moral dilemma whatsoever.
        I'm not sure if the ski-doosh was originally supposed to be the kill or part 4 retconned it be the kill

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's why Po was the dragon warrior

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How can a film have such great environments, story, side characters, and a complete shit protagonist?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Millennials were trying to dispel old narrative of excellence and superiority between people, a lot of bullshit stories about how everyone is special and unique even the most average fellow. Only ended up justifying the old narratives.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Second movie is overrated as frick.
    The only good thing is Po’s arc, but that is in the middle of a bunch of bad scenes. And the villain is meh, he may have good screen presence, but he doesn’t have the sauce that Tai Lung has.

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