>between 2001 and 2003 (right before the city era) CN had a bit for St. Patrick's Day where the Great Gazoo was looking for the "Barney Stone" (which was like the Blarney stone but it was literally a stone Barney Rubble)
>around 2002 there was a promotional bit for the 20th Anniversary of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial featuring a montage of clips from different CN shows which resemble scenes from E.T.
Is this lore from another dimension?
Don't be makinv fun of Donald chads. Any alt.universe ks better than this one.
I KNOW IT WAS REAL DAMMIT
I CAN SEE IT
I CAN HEAR IT
BUT FRICKING israeliteGLE WON'T HELP ME FIND IT
Calm down dude, none of that happened, your acting crazy
I remember Anon
the Alamo
I remember the girl
Abused with forks knives and razor blades
I remember an animated movie/special that used to air on CN that had titans similar to the ones from Disney's Hercules. I've never been able to track it down even though I remember watching it multiple times.
Was it in the US?
Yes
Was it a Toonami or Miguzi thing? Any idea what year it was?
Early 2000's. Anywhere from 2000 to 2003-4. I don't remember it being part of any specific programming block.
Class of the Titans?
No it was a special not a TV show.
Are you thinking of Hercules and Xena – The Animated Movie: The Battle for Mount Olympus? It aired on Cartoon Network once around 2004.
That might be it. Did it involve the Titans falling into a chasm in the ground because I remember that.
The plot revovles around some mystic stone the Titans are after. Here's the trailer for it. If anything look familiar it must be it.
That time Cartoon Network randomly aired Shaman King for a day.
I remember thinking it was so weird that this was airing in 2004. It was a forgettable DTV about two shows that had long since lost relevancy.
>the movie Nickelodeon swears up and down never existed
Nah they've reaired it several times now since it became a lost media fad. People realized the real reason it never aired again is because it sucked ass.
I vaguely remember something like that, it had Hera being a scheming b***h and there was an artifact called the Chronos stone. Probably
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Fruit of the Loom used to have a basket on their logo I swear to god.
here you go homosexual
subarashii
I remember this cartoon from the 70s based on a book of that era. It aired on PBS and there was cartoon nudity.
Non-Cinemaphile nudity memories were watching Swept Away on PBS in the 90s.
Crybaby Lane, the movie Nickelodeon swears up and down never existed. I watched it and remember key scenes: a spider crawling out of a girl's mouth after daring the protag to kiss her, a seance held in a graveyard where it all started with someone pulling a weed out of a grave, the protag trying to outrun a combine harvester chasing him through a cornfield, etc.
That was uncovered ten years ago.
I've posted about this before and never gotten an answer. I can remember a ton of details about this but the detailed version is really long so here's a condensed take.
>Late 90s Cartoon Network, very late at night, back when they'd air reruns of old cartoons from the 60s and earlier in that time slot
>UPA styled short about a man and a woman getting ready to go out for the night, there's a classic 50s-style narrator
>They get abducted by aliens, run through a bunch of experiments. The most clear one I remember was the woman getting stripped down to her underwear and put in a big glass tank with her banging against the glass and screaming as it was filled with some kind of orange fluid
>The aliens eventually return them to their homes but look frazzled, the narrator calmly explains how people that YOU MIGHT KNOW could have been abducted by "aliens" and tortured, felt like a very thin metaphor for Red Scare stuff
>Ends with a series of still drawings of buildings and plants on a completely black background while discordant string music plays
Does anyone know what the FRICK this was? I saw it once as a kid and I've no matter how hard I've searched or who I've asked nobody seems to know about it. Drives me fricking crazy.
It took me a lot more sleuthing than I'd like to admit but I figured this one out too. The cartoon you're thinking of is from an Episode of Walt Disney Presents titled "Mars and Beyond" it was produced by Ward Kimball. You can see the whole animated segment here.
This isn't even remotely close to what I described, you're completely off. I appreciate the effort and this IS the right time period, but this is absolutely not the short I'm referring to. The lack of a woman in a glass tube screaming as the tube is filled with an orange liquid should well-enough tell you this isn't it.
>The lack of a woman in a glass tube screaming as the tube is filled with an orange liquid
>Ignores the image posted
I saw the image anon, the tube was elongated and again she was in her underwear as it happened. She was beating against the glass for her life for several seconds, it wasn't just a brief moment where she was afraid, and the glass chamber was filled with the liquid before she stopped. Additionally the narrator towards the end made it very clear that this was some kind of metaphor, the credits sequence is completely lacking, the scene where they're getting ready to go out for the night isn't there, and the credits sequence isn't a part of this. Again I appreciate it and honestly I think this might be the same narrator, but this isn't it.
what you described looks like the last segment in the video that anon posted
It's similar but not it at all, again I think it's from the right period and possibly the same narrator but wrong animation. It doesn't end in even remotely the same way I described.
On top of that last comment I made this short doesn't start with both a man and a woman getting ready to go out for the night, nor would it have aired on Cartoon Network in the late 90s as it's a Disney property. Sick short but it's not what I'm looking for.
Frick Runescape, Maplestory, Poptropica, and WoW! I had Nicktropolis!
I was more of a cartoon orbit kid.
Holy shit, I vaguely remember playing this and thinking it was so cool I could be in SpongeBob world. I remember interacting with SpongeBob and gang and thinking it was awesome. Thanks for the unlocked memory.
In the early 2000s Nick(?) aired a cartoon adaptation of Treasure Island. I only remember the scene with a pirate who keeps asking for rum and he eventually has a heart attack early on
60s or 70s animated cartoon about a black kid who I think was adopted and his family were all jerky to him. There was another black kid his age and I think I remember a scene where he gets an ice cream cone and the adopted kid got nothing.
Bill Cosby might have been involved.
I remember one time 4Kids accidentally played the Japanese version of Meowths Party at the end of an episode of Pokemon instead of the English version. Cant remember what year though.
it's a little more recent (only 4 years old at this point) but I feel like I'm the only one that knows about this movie
In New Zealand, circa like 2006 they had a kids programming block called "StickyTV" which was pretty much 2000s nickelodeon in branding, complete with the green gunge. One of their flagship shows was about a bunch of kids and this one weird pet who would vomit on everything with the same green gunge and that vomit would magically improve everything it touched
I could not for the life of me find it again
also, stains down drains, and the sushi pack flash site that shared a domain with the weird creepy semi-realistic exaggerated dog cartoon, can't remember what the frick it was called
That cartoon network Christmas special about the kids playing outside at their grandma's house
The Rocket Power movie where Tito eats Vegemite
The Bag Boy Pilot
The lost Power Rangers direct to VHS Cartoon
Extreme Dinosaurs
>The Rocket Power movie where Tito eats Vegemite
That's not obscure at all, it's literally just the Rocket Power made for TV movie.
I've had this saved in my YouTube favorites for almost 10 years now
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>that Summer where CN decided to play literally nothing but Scooby-Doo for 3 entire fricking months
does it count if its Cinemaphile?
I am 100% sure that there was a special Dragon Ball Z intro dedicated to Vegeta around the time when we get to see his shennanigans in Namek but I obviously cant find shit. It had to be late 90's early 2000. It was on Canal 5 I belive. All of this in Mexico/ latin dub obviously.
Please tell me I am not insane. If not an actual intro, some sort of promotional music video done by the channel or something.
Alright here we go
I saw the oddest Rudolph movie. It was in this ugly 3D style. It involved Rudolph trawling with this dude in a brown caravan I think? What I do know is that somehow, his Nose gets switched out by a lightbulb and he is trying to find the dude who stole it from him.
I saw this when I was like 5 and I have never seen it again, and I have asked people on Cinemaphile if they have ever seen this and they think im insane
I've never seen this but I'm assuming it's that awful 3d rudolph special made in the 00's
i do remember the bad 2d one with the ice queen
That might be it and my mind made up the rest? But I have a district memory of the lightbulb nose so I have no idea.
for a long time i thought the jumanji cartoon was a fever dream until i discovered that it was an actual thing
The night Scooby Doo was elected president.
The election was fricking rigged! No way they could have actually gotten so many votes for that damn dog when CN was already filled with many more interesting characters.
A cartoon about a boy who accidentally goes to show and tell naked (the meteorite he is showing covers his penis) and he looks back over the day pondering why no one told him he was naked and it shows him from behind and his mom, kids on the bus, lunch ladies are laughing at his junk.
It had to have been like 20 years ago.
Pirates of Dark Water was ending, or it got cancelled, and during a CN promo, they were gonna play the last of it, but the commercial kept getting interuppted by
"watch the cat as it laps the milk. lapping lapping" much to the frustration fo the narrator.
I am not ashamed to admit this promo made me cry as a kid the first time I saw it.
Holy shit. I've looekd for this before. amd mever found it Thanks Mang.
I SWEAR TO FRICK I REMEMBER THIS ONE DISNEY MOVIE WHERE THE THING WAS THERE WAS A KID WHO GOT SHRUNK OR SOME SHIT
AND THE SEQUEL HAD A BAD GUY FRMO THE FIRST STAND DOWN HALFWAY THROUGH OR SOMETHING
I REMEMBER JACK SHIT ABOUT IT BUT IT'S STILL IN MY MIND
I remember some parts too, mostly the beginning cause they were discussing the origin of potato crisps being from potato slices that were cut too thin.
But besides that, I think that the kid was affected by an old enemy of the family having stolen his lucky necklace or some charm. It seems that they all were descended from leprechauns. I think he only shrunk a few inches while his mom got pocket-sized. It was still a big (no pun intended) deal for the kid as this affected his performance at basketball and would continue until he got even smaller. I think they resolved everything by beating the bad guy at a basket match, after which he began to shrink, starting by his arms. Don't worry, I don't remember that last part with such detail because of a fetish, but because the commercial that kept playing for that movie spoiled that scene,
Luck of the Irish
I remember a bumper on Nicktoon's Network. It was two happy little pandas running around with candy in their mouths. It was set to music, and everything was adorable. Only, they bumped into something, choked, and died. You see their happy little angels floating off into heaven at the end of it.
I'm positive this was real, and I even found the animation online once.
That second one reminds me of Discovery Kids/The Hub recreating the trailer for The Dark Knight Rises using clips from B:tAS. Even managed to go as far as to get Kevin Conroy and Adrienne Barbeau to record new dialogue to match up with the trailer.
Early 2000s. Nicktoons TV in the UK played only Rugrats for a fricking month straight one Summer
In 2006 or earlier, Latin America, Nick had this cinema block. I remember it had a farm theme where you could listen to chickens in bumpers (maybe that detail is my imagination), may be this one
While the movie selection included classics you'd expect from Nickelodeon like Good Burger, it tended to be off, to say:
>Aero Troopers (likely aired during farm era)
>Olsenbanden Junior på cirkus (latino dub)
And the weirdest, a CGI cat movie with Spanish voice actors, rundown copypasted from another thread:
>title is a single word like Click or Grug, which may have been the name of the main cat
>or maybe it was the name for the robot they build (more on that later)
>movie begins with a song titled after said character and a also mentions something about recycling
>cats are anthro but they act like real street cats in a city, like dwelling in the trash or walking on fences. This is weird because as this is a human city they look like uncanny scaled-down people.
>very little human presence, if anything, just a hand
>Main cat is the leader of a gang (not actually criminals, just a group that sticks together)
>love interest is a house cat who comes across him every so often while she goes in her usual walk across the neighborhood
>main cat gets into a trash bin but gets stuck, and the bin gets collected (maybe by a human hand, maybe by a mechanical arm coming from a truck)
>is taken to a trash processing plant he barely escapes from
>he gets out and meets with the other cats in a junkyard they frequent
As for what happened later, my mind confuses everything because I had lost interest but at the same time was baffled by how things turned out :
>They take pieces of the trash to build a robot to clean stuff.
>or maybe there was some kind of machine eye but inside the processing plant
>or maybe the robot was built to get rid of the cats
mtv2 playing drake and josh in 2017
>early 2000s December
>some christmas special comes on with not-so-great CGI
>something about a dark wizard, a witch antagonist, fairies (maybe a cherub? some small thing with wings and a high pitch voice anyway), a kid with a sword and maybe gifts
>only thing I recall is the witch reacting with surprise to the dark wizard appearing in some shadow-y form to her, and the kid with a sword saying something along the lines of "not this time griselda!" who I assume is the name of the witch
at this point I'm convinced it was some dream I had considering how much shitty Canadian CG TV I watched growing up
I remember seeing a weird Chuck Jones cartoon where the Grinch (or Grinch-like character) returns to his Grinch planet and falls in love with a lady-grinch.
Does anyone remember MC Master Control from 2007 CN? I was on Team Vikinators even though they always lost cause every edgelord gay wanted to be on Team Shadowmark. I miss when networks did cool promotional stuff like this instead of being all boring and uncreative now.