Do what? Definitely choose the wheelchair seat. You get something telling you that you'll have to move if asked but I've never been asked in the dozens of times I've chosen the seat and I live in a major city
i've personally made someone get out of the wheelchair seat. homosexual wouldn't leave on his own so i narced on him
>made someone get out of the wheelchair seat.
I can see this being awkward because people give me shit about my using/doing disabled things sometimes and they never respond well to being told that I'm actually disabled. I think the best ones have been >You're too young to be disabled
and >You don't have to be so rude about it
The second one all I said was I couldn't stand up and could show them my disability travel card.
Everyone's embarrassed when they find out, it takes a special person to think you're rude for being disabled in a disabled seat. They probably think everyone is rude to them and that is probably not the case. People are crazy.
>be in college >autistic virgin >have shitty morning >come to class late >theater-style lecture hall with cramped rows of folding seats >don't want to waddle past 15 people to sit in the middle >go to the front >middle of the 2nd row doesn't have seats in front of it for wheelchairs and shit >some tiny girl is sitting in one of these seats >come up and tell her to move over one seat an empty seat behind another seat >she starts gathering her shit in a b***hy way >"ugh, why can't YOU just sit there?" >say "I need the leg room" >she quietly moves and I sit, don't think anything of it >she randomly starts sitting next to me in that class >starts looking at me whenever she sees me in public >sat next to me on the bus once for no reason >never says shit
what a fricking weirdo
You don't have to tell anyone the nature of your disability. I'm
Everyone's embarrassed when they find out, it takes a special person to think you're rude for being disabled in a disabled seat. They probably think everyone is rude to them and that is probably not the case. People are crazy.
and I don't care if you use a disabled seat so long as I don't need it. If someone asks you to get up, ask them if they need the seat. Disabled people will be like, yes, while non disabled people who are just being dicks will be like, PROVE YOU'RE DISABLED GET YOUR DOCTOR ON THE FRICKING PHONE RN
I know but I still enjoy it because they come up all smugly and even though being a cancer survivor doesn't qualify as a disability they still have to go through the mental gymnastics in their head and conclude that they still can't do anything because of social connotations and I enjoy that exchange of power.
Fair enough but I know people who were told they're not disabled because they're not in a wheelchair despite being terminal so YMMV. I knew one guy who got called a pretentiousness c**t for using a cane once lol
Fair enough but I know people who were told they're not disabled because they're not in a wheelchair despite being terminal so YMMV. I knew one guy who got called a pretentiousness c**t for using a cane once lol
Is this an american thing? Trying to ambush people who used a handicap WC without actually being disabled? In my country it would be considered a serious breach of social protocol and manners to try and question someone like that.
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I'm
Fair enough but I know people who were told they're not disabled because they're not in a wheelchair despite being terminal so YMMV. I knew one guy who got called a pretentiousness c**t for using a cane once lol
and yuropoor. Most of the time it happens to me on buses because I rarely need a bathroom with rails.
It doesn't happen to me in cinemas but that's because I've a light sensitivity that makes nobody want to sit next to me in low lighting even if they don't think I'm disabled because I look like I'm on a lot of drugs.
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People are such jerks. If they themselfs are not disabled and in need of the seats/etc why would they care?
Of course it is a dick move to park in the handicap spot without the need or to take the spot in buses. But who has the energy and imagined authority to be some kind of controllant? I is embarassing
11 months ago
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>Of course it is a dick move to park in the handicap spot without the need
Lol I said this to my mom once forgetting I was the disabled person in the car.
11 months ago
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It's one of those internet things that doesn't happen in real life with any appreciable frequency.
11 months ago
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It happens a lot if you "don't look disabled", which normally means "only a wheelchair counts as disabled".
11 months ago
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I get questioned entering handicap sections at concerts but it’s never happened to me at a theater before.
Do what? Definitely choose the wheelchair seat. You get something telling you that you'll have to move if asked but I've never been asked in the dozens of times I've chosen the seat and I live in a major city
this shit isn’t worth it. no movie is enjoyable with your head and neck positioned like that. find another screening, for your sake.
Pretty sure this is the alamo drafthouse ui, you don't have to crane your neck there so bad at least at newly built ones
Do what? Definitely choose the wheelchair seat. You get something telling you that you'll have to move if asked but I've never been asked in the dozens of times I've chosen the seat and I live in a major city
Not him, but is that actually acceptable? Sounds pretty chill
11 months ago
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No would be able to tell with you anyway
11 months ago
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What's your obsession with dicks? For me to prove i have an above average size dick i would have to take a photo and post it or else you would never believe ot anyway. It sounds like you're asking people to show you their dicks you gaywad
11 months ago
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I doubt you have a camera with a zoom function powerful enough anyway gayet
>go to movie by myself >comfy theatre with recliner seats >Seats are in sets of 3 with an armrest that can be lifted between 3 seats >get my seat (middle seat) >couple comes >asks me to switch with 1 of them so that they can sit together >ask to see their ticket - they bought the 2 seats on either side of me >"hmm looks like I'm in my correct seat and yours are to my left and to my right" >the "male" says "well we're just wondering if you could switch so we could sit together" >"why didn't you buy two seats together?" >"well we wanted to see if we could have an extra seat that no one buys" >"ok? well someone bought it...?" >"ugh you know what I mean, how about you just sit on one side?" >"how about you sit in the seat you pay for and not worry about my seat?" >the woman chimes in "are you SERIOUS right now? like are you so fricking bitter you can't move just one seat?" >me: "are YOU serious? are you so utterly dimwitted that you don't know how tickets work?" >the "male": "yo don't talk to my girl that way" >"'yo', learn English, and 'your' girl looks like she's been 100 other dudes' girl before she found you" >the "male" is speechless but the femoid loses her shit >starts literally screeching and trying to kick me >bystanders intervene >theatre staff comes and asks what the problem is >she can't shut the frick up so she gets escorted out >pathetic "male" sulks behind her out of the threater >enjoy the kino with 2 empty seats to either side
'twas a good day
>set up Tinder date at theater >meet the girl, she's cute >take her to the concessions >tell her we're going to sit and have a soda for 15 minutes. if it goes well, we'll both consent to the date and go watch the movie >have coke, she's on her phone a lot >finish cokes, i ask if she's OK to continue the date >she says yes, we go to get snacks for the movie >I order a hot dog for me and popcorn for her >she says it's corny for the man to order for the woman without even asking her what she wants >I ignore her (passing her shit-test) >it gets awkwardly quiet, so I ask about her family, she says she has a little sister >ask her some questions about her little sister just to make conversation, she says it's weird that I'm asking about her 15 year old sister >i didn't know she was 15 but whatever >we watch the movie and she was quiet and staring blankly the whole time >movie ends >walk out of the theater, we both go to the bathroom >come back and she's gone, some employee is there waiting for me >he says she asked him to talk to me >she wanted to leave but did not feel safe >she asked him to delay me for 20 minutes while she leaves >he sits me down at a table and makes me wait "while I calm down" >makes me drink a massive cup of pepsi >afterwards he says "next time this happens, you're banned"
we live in peak clown world. can't even talk to women anymore. frick this gay earth
>set up Tinder date at theater >meet the girl, she's cute >take her to the concessions >tell her we're going to sit and have a soda for 15 minutes. if it goes well, we'll both consent to the date and go watch the movie >have coke, she's on her phone a lot >finish cokes, i ask if she's OK to continue the date >she says yes, we go to get snacks for the movie >I order a hot dog for me and popcorn for her >she says it's corny for the man to order for the woman without even asking her what she wants >I ignore her (passing her shit-test) >it gets awkwardly quiet, so I ask about her family, she says she has a little sister >ask her some questions about her little sister just to make conversation, she says it's weird that I'm asking about her 15 year old sister >i didn't know she was 15 but whatever >we watch the movie and she was quiet and staring blankly the whole time >movie ends >walk out of the theater, we both go to the bathroom >come back and she's gone, some employee is there waiting for me >he says she asked him to talk to me >she wanted to leave but did not feel safe >she asked him to delay me for 20 minutes while she leaves >he sits me down at a table and makes me wait "while I calm down" >makes me drink a massive cup of pepsi >afterwards he says "next time this happens, you're banned"
we live in peak clown world. can't even talk to women anymore. frick this gay earth
This seat.
This seat right here.
Dont even watch the movie, just sideeye the couple the entire fricking time. Get REAL close to their side.
Touch elbows on the armrest and apologize way to loudly way too much. Stand up to leave before they do and make sure they see that you have an erection.
No, you shouldn't go see fricking dial of destiny in theaters. Im all for going to see movies alone or with friends but dont waste your money on shit movies especially when you're by yourself and you cant even sneer at it with others
Handicap row at Red Rocks from the other night. Handicap row 1 tickets are $35 and row 2 tickets to that show were $230+. Handicap people can't even get to the front row at Red Rocks, there is no elevator for the public in that section. They would have to go up like a quarter mile ramp. I've talked to the security people about it and as far as they're concerned it's a first come first serve section.
this shit isn’t worth it. no movie is enjoyable with your head and neck positioned like that. find another screening, for your sake.
the wheelchair seats are fine. they're not that close, at least not in my theater.
i've personally made someone get out of the wheelchair seat. homosexual wouldn't leave on his own so i narced on him
I'm one of the anons (You) (You)ed; if asked I would get up without being annoyed at all. The way I see it, it's a gamble
>made someone get out of the wheelchair seat.
I can see this being awkward because people give me shit about my using/doing disabled things sometimes and they never respond well to being told that I'm actually disabled. I think the best ones have been
>You're too young to be disabled
and
>You don't have to be so rude about it
The second one all I said was I couldn't stand up and could show them my disability travel card.
>The second one all I said was I couldn't stand up and could show them my disability travel card.
They where probably embaressed and knew they where in the wrong. People sometimes do that shit
Everyone's embarrassed when they find out, it takes a special person to think you're rude for being disabled in a disabled seat. They probably think everyone is rude to them and that is probably not the case. People are crazy.
>People are crazy.
Yeah. But I guess these kind of people have some disability in their head for reacting this way.
the dude i confronted practically cartwheeled into the seat and was bragging about it on his phone before the movie
>be in college
>autistic virgin
>have shitty morning
>come to class late
>theater-style lecture hall with cramped rows of folding seats
>don't want to waddle past 15 people to sit in the middle
>go to the front
>middle of the 2nd row doesn't have seats in front of it for wheelchairs and shit
>some tiny girl is sitting in one of these seats
>come up and tell her to move over one seat an empty seat behind another seat
>she starts gathering her shit in a b***hy way
>"ugh, why can't YOU just sit there?"
>say "I need the leg room"
>she quietly moves and I sit, don't think anything of it
>she randomly starts sitting next to me in that class
>starts looking at me whenever she sees me in public
>sat next to me on the bus once for no reason
>never says shit
what a fricking weirdo
what a b***h, trying to assert her dominance or some shit
You were supposed to bully her, anon
OP here. I'm a cancer survivor and I use handicap facilities frequently and just tell people that and nobody has ever done anything.
You don't have to tell anyone the nature of your disability. I'm
and I don't care if you use a disabled seat so long as I don't need it. If someone asks you to get up, ask them if they need the seat. Disabled people will be like, yes, while non disabled people who are just being dicks will be like, PROVE YOU'RE DISABLED GET YOUR DOCTOR ON THE FRICKING PHONE RN
I know but I still enjoy it because they come up all smugly and even though being a cancer survivor doesn't qualify as a disability they still have to go through the mental gymnastics in their head and conclude that they still can't do anything because of social connotations and I enjoy that exchange of power.
Fair enough but I know people who were told they're not disabled because they're not in a wheelchair despite being terminal so YMMV. I knew one guy who got called a pretentiousness c**t for using a cane once lol
Is this an american thing? Trying to ambush people who used a handicap WC without actually being disabled? In my country it would be considered a serious breach of social protocol and manners to try and question someone like that.
I'm
and yuropoor. Most of the time it happens to me on buses because I rarely need a bathroom with rails.
It doesn't happen to me in cinemas but that's because I've a light sensitivity that makes nobody want to sit next to me in low lighting even if they don't think I'm disabled because I look like I'm on a lot of drugs.
People are such jerks. If they themselfs are not disabled and in need of the seats/etc why would they care?
Of course it is a dick move to park in the handicap spot without the need or to take the spot in buses. But who has the energy and imagined authority to be some kind of controllant? I is embarassing
>Of course it is a dick move to park in the handicap spot without the need
Lol I said this to my mom once forgetting I was the disabled person in the car.
It's one of those internet things that doesn't happen in real life with any appreciable frequency.
It happens a lot if you "don't look disabled", which normally means "only a wheelchair counts as disabled".
I get questioned entering handicap sections at concerts but it’s never happened to me at a theater before.
>brings a pair crutches
Your move
Pretty sure this is the alamo drafthouse ui, you don't have to crane your neck there so bad at least at newly built ones
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Do what? Definitely choose the wheelchair seat. You get something telling you that you'll have to move if asked but I've never been asked in the dozens of times I've chosen the seat and I live in a major city
why not the white dot in the middle
What if there are cute girls next to me and i get a boner during the movie?
wear jeans
then don't think about whose next to you, just watch the movie dipshit
>just turn off your brain bro
it's summer and a hot theather, but i guess
Stop being self conscious and giving a shit about the people around you. If you get a boner just have a boner and watch the movie with a boner.
Not him, but is that actually acceptable? Sounds pretty chill
No would be able to tell with you anyway
What's your obsession with dicks? For me to prove i have an above average size dick i would have to take a photo and post it or else you would never believe ot anyway. It sounds like you're asking people to show you their dicks you gaywad
I doubt you have a camera with a zoom function powerful enough anyway gayet
I doubt you are packing enough for it to be noticeable based on this thread you have created.
i didn't make the thread, i'm just looking for cinema tips for the next time i dare to go to one
Asking for "cinema tips" also implies a very small penis...and autism.
Tell them it's just a crease
Are you asking if you should take the one good seat amongst strangers? Also what movie
>go to movie by myself
>comfy theatre with recliner seats
>Seats are in sets of 3 with an armrest that can be lifted between 3 seats
>get my seat (middle seat)
>couple comes
>asks me to switch with 1 of them so that they can sit together
>ask to see their ticket - they bought the 2 seats on either side of me
>"hmm looks like I'm in my correct seat and yours are to my left and to my right"
>the "male" says "well we're just wondering if you could switch so we could sit together"
>"why didn't you buy two seats together?"
>"well we wanted to see if we could have an extra seat that no one buys"
>"ok? well someone bought it...?"
>"ugh you know what I mean, how about you just sit on one side?"
>"how about you sit in the seat you pay for and not worry about my seat?"
>the woman chimes in "are you SERIOUS right now? like are you so fricking bitter you can't move just one seat?"
>me: "are YOU serious? are you so utterly dimwitted that you don't know how tickets work?"
>the "male": "yo don't talk to my girl that way"
>"'yo', learn English, and 'your' girl looks like she's been 100 other dudes' girl before she found you"
>the "male" is speechless but the femoid loses her shit
>starts literally screeching and trying to kick me
>bystanders intervene
>theatre staff comes and asks what the problem is
>she can't shut the frick up so she gets escorted out
>pathetic "male" sulks behind her out of the threater
>enjoy the kino with 2 empty seats to either side
'twas a good day
>set up Tinder date at theater
>meet the girl, she's cute
>take her to the concessions
>tell her we're going to sit and have a soda for 15 minutes. if it goes well, we'll both consent to the date and go watch the movie
>have coke, she's on her phone a lot
>finish cokes, i ask if she's OK to continue the date
>she says yes, we go to get snacks for the movie
>I order a hot dog for me and popcorn for her
>she says it's corny for the man to order for the woman without even asking her what she wants
>I ignore her (passing her shit-test)
>it gets awkwardly quiet, so I ask about her family, she says she has a little sister
>ask her some questions about her little sister just to make conversation, she says it's weird that I'm asking about her 15 year old sister
>i didn't know she was 15 but whatever
>we watch the movie and she was quiet and staring blankly the whole time
>movie ends
>walk out of the theater, we both go to the bathroom
>come back and she's gone, some employee is there waiting for me
>he says she asked him to talk to me
>she wanted to leave but did not feel safe
>she asked him to delay me for 20 minutes while she leaves
>he sits me down at a table and makes me wait "while I calm down"
>makes me drink a massive cup of pepsi
>afterwards he says "next time this happens, you're banned"
we live in peak clown world. can't even talk to women anymore. frick this gay earth
>this still makes me angry
glad i dont leave the house lol
Should've told the wagie to frick off and left.
Neither of these things happened
I'm going to pretend that this is real even if someone showed me evidence to the contrary.
>going to the 'plex alone
They should lock some of you sick fricks up
We didn't manage to get them with the joker movie, but hopefully with joker 2 we'll lock these sick fricks up
This seat.
This seat right here.
Dont even watch the movie, just sideeye the couple the entire fricking time. Get REAL close to their side.
Touch elbows on the armrest and apologize way to loudly way too much. Stand up to leave before they do and make sure they see that you have an erection.
No, you shouldn't go see fricking dial of destiny in theaters. Im all for going to see movies alone or with friends but dont waste your money on shit movies especially when you're by yourself and you cant even sneer at it with others
Fricking brilliant
Don't do it.
Don't give money to this slop, ESPECIALLY on opening week. You know you'll be disappointed by it.
Sit right next to the throuple in the second row.
How can anyone stand being on the very edge?
It's a good spot if they have curtains at the sides you can use the curtain fabric to wipe off your wiener after you jack off.
what's the crescent moon symbol for? muslim prayer seats?
Probably carer seats, a lot of cinemas have them if you need assistance
(C)opyright free zones. You can bootleg there for torrentchads.
Designated cum zone, please don't cum outside of the cum zone
>mfw I get to the kinoplex extra early and someone already took the cum zone seat
here the cum zone is more of an "open whenever you need it" type of seat, cum in the cum zone but go back to your seat afterwards
No it'd be stupid. It's just a bad movie with no montage where Phoebe replaces Indiana Jones. It's way too long too.
>when you tell a handy they just have lazyboneitis
I paid for those handicapped seats since my ticket money is forced by the ADA to be used to subsidize cripples. I WILL use them.
>I paid for those handicapped seats since my ticket money is forced by the ADA to be used to subsidize cripples. I WILL use them.
https://imgur.com/a/WtFqWhi
Handicap row at Red Rocks from the other night. Handicap row 1 tickets are $35 and row 2 tickets to that show were $230+. Handicap people can't even get to the front row at Red Rocks, there is no elevator for the public in that section. They would have to go up like a quarter mile ramp. I've talked to the security people about it and as far as they're concerned it's a first come first serve section.
Being fat isn't a handicap I will move for. Go be fat somewhere else
>fat people trying to sit in cinema seats
I think you're safe