>underrated kino
It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I convinced my uncle to rent it for a movie night after it came out and I felt like apologizing afterwards. I don't know why people feel obligated to treat every shitty movie as some kind of hidden gem these days.
No, ESL dipshit. It would either be "Show me THE WORST way to go," as in the general worst death scene of all, or "Show me A WORSE way to go," in comparison to the death scene OP posted.
t. I've spoken english my entire life, and I'm not posting from some sheet metal third-world shanty town impotently seething about murricans.
I wonder how long it'd take before you died from this? Would oxygen run out? Would you at least eventually stop spinning? Isn't this why they have tethers? I think space exploration should be outlawed until they have helper robots so they can save people from this type of fate.
no anon. Just like you know that energy of a system is constant so is its rotational energy . The reason that in your daily life a spinning top or a bicycle wheel stops after a while is due to friction with the air dissipating the systems energy. In space it'd spin indefinitely.
no anon. Just like you know that energy of a system is constant so is its rotational energy . The reason that in your daily life a spinning top or a bicycle wheel stops after a while is due to friction with the air dissipating the systems energy. In space it'd spin indefinitely.
Theoretically, you could stop your spin by pinwheeling your arms in the same direction as you’re spinning, but that type of suit would limit your range of motion so much that it would take a long time.
There's a better portrayal in Europa Report where he has to be left outside because he's covered in Hydrazine and if he's let back in hell poison the environment so they have to leave him floating in deep space.
>I think space exploration should be outlawed until they have helper robots so they can save people from this type of fate.
Yeah, we wouldn't want all those undocumented space immigrants dying in the space frontier when they illegally cross the space border. It's too easy to leave earth, build a space wall NOW!
>Would you at least eventually stop spinning?
Tell me you're American without saying "I'm American". Don't they teach you animals about what an object in motion tends to do unless...?
There was definitely a 70s movie where people were living on a space station and they had usa laws and whenever they wanted to execute a death row inmate they would put him in a hatch and release him to space. I caught it on tv when I was little and I was tripping.
There was definitely a 70s movie where people were living on a space station and they had usa laws and whenever they wanted to execute a death row inmate they would put him in a hatch and release him to space. I caught it on tv when I was little and I was tripping.
There was definitely a 70s movie where people were living on a space station and they had usa laws and whenever they wanted to execute a death row inmate they would put him in a hatch and release him to space. I caught it on tv when I was little and I was tripping.
>no oxygen in space means your corpse will either get mummified or frozen aimlessly flying through space >you're just an ayy lmao minding his own business a billion light years away when suddenly a weird hairless bipedal mammalian creature falls out of the sky and smashes to the ground in front of you
What’s the movie where two loggers are in water and one log rolls up on one of them? They’re laughing and joking around at first but then the water keeps rising and they realize he’s going to slowly drown. I remember it being extremely fricked up
The movie is shit, but that chick from Megan is Missing.
>Best friend goes missing. >Get photos of her friend being tortured by her abductor. >Gets abuducted by the same guy a few weeks later. >Gets raped and abused. >Guy says he's going to let her go. >Leads her to a 55-gallon drum, and opens it, revealing the decomposing corpse of her friend. >Stuffs her inside with the corpse, and seals the drum. >Takes the drum out to the middle of the woods somewhere, and buries her alive. >Guy is never caught.
>Can I at least manoeuvre my hand into a position to jerk off?
yes, but you will never be able to get the dirt and sand off your hand, and you are always thirsty and have no spit.
They say he was feeling excruciating pain when they tried pulling him by his feet but why didn't they just give him something that would knock him out? >put gel capsule at thin wire >lower it down near his mouth >he swallows it >goes unconscious >they pull him out
his legs were stuck, anon
the only way to remove him were to break his knees and with how long hevwas in that position it would have resulted in his body going into shock, killing him anyway
you would just be pulling his ankles towards you
you need to pull him up and then out amd as you can see in the pic the ceiling is too low to pull him up
body shock is when your body does not have the blood pressure to keep your blood flowing and so it starts shutting down
with the position he was trapped in it was already a struggle for his heart to pump blood to his legs
if they were broken and internal bleeding occurs that drop in his already bad blood pressure would have been enough to kill him
I'm not generally a claustrophobic person, but anything having to do with getting stuck in a cave just freaks me the frick out. Anytime I see a movie like The Descent or Final Prayer I have nightmares for weeks.
>slowly digested over 1000 years >so... longer than a human is expected to live naturally? huh.
actually, you can just punch your way out of the Sarlacc easily, as we saw In Book Of Boba
>Scaphism or The Boats was a method of execution where the condemned was sandwiched between two canoes or halves of a log, force fed milk and honey and be left in the middle of a stagnant body of water. The victim was also covered in the milk and honey and generally stripped naked. The smell of this wienertail and the inevitable excrement attracted insects and other vermin to devour the body.
>Sadly for Mithridates this was beyond him and, drunk on wine, he bragged of his achievement at a banquet after the battle. Artaxerxes was so incensed that he ordered Mithridates to be put to death by scaphism, also known as 'the torture of the boats'. The process was savage.
>It’s important to note that no tangible proof of scaphism exists. But also, after more than two millennia, any human remains or evidence of the torture would have been long destroyed. As it stands, the first historical mention of scaphism was in the works of Greek-Roman philosopher Plutarch.
>Joannes Zonaras further detailed the horrors of scaphism in the 12th century. While Zonaras merely based these observations on Plutarch’s own, the Byzantine chronicler opined that ancient Persians “outvie all other barbarians in the horrid cruelty of their punishments” that came after.
>Zonaras also explained that the boats were firmly nailed together to guarantee there was no escape. “Next they pour a mixture of milk and honey into the wretched man’s mouth, till he is filled to the point of nausea, smearing his face, feet, and arms with the same mixture, and so leave him exposed to the sun,” he wrote.
>“This is repeated every day, the effect being that flies, wasps, and bees, attracted by the sweetness, settle on his face and … torment and sting the wretched man. Moreover his belly, distended as it is with milk and honey, throws off liquid excrement, and these putrefying breed swarms of worms, intestinal and of all sorts.”
>While it seemingly couldn’t get worse, executioners would allegedly pour additional heaps of milk and honey onto the prisoner’s soft tissues — namely, their genitals and anuses. Small insects would then flock to these areas to feed, and worse, infect the wounds with bacteria.
>Those infected wounds would invariably begin to leak pus and spur the arrival of maggots that would also breed inside their body while delivering even more diseases. It was at this point that vermin such as rats would arrive to gnaw on the dying victim and force their way inside.
In that sense, it’s certainly plausible that these execution were real — and countless prisoners died some of the most horrible deaths in human history.
the guy would be alive not rotting. stick your hand in rotting meat covered in maggots and flies for a few weeks and see what happens. they'll just eat the rotting meat.
quote from site below >“The maggots feed only on dead and dying tissue,” she explains. “They have no interest in the healthy flesh, so when all the dead tissue has been removed, they stop eating.” Maggots not only consume the dead tissue, but they also eat bacteria that might be growing in the wound, which further helps healing.
you are failing to take into account gangrene, sepsis, bacteria, and everythijg else that entails from being stripped naked and left out in the elements tied down in a stagnant pond covered in your own diarrhea and vomit
you would rot alive
2 months ago
Anonymous
where does it mention that you're wounded? it sounds like they're just put into a boat after being force fed milk and honey, which sounds delicious btw
2 months ago
Anonymous
yeah, sure, it's delicious until you realize they plan on forcefeeding you until you vomit
milk and honey is also a laxative and being covered in shit doesn't exactly produce great effects on the skin
horse flies, mosquitoes, wasps, and eye eating parasites would also be far more interested in you than the honey
2 months ago
Anonymous
>milk and honey is also a laxative
Meaning dehydration would set in even faster. You keep attempting to "school" others while failing to grasp the basics.
2 months ago
Anonymous
had a neighbor that locked their grandmother in their basement because of this. they took real good care of her though. she got out a few times and would wander around, sometimes make it into town.
2 months ago
Anonymous
whoops meant for
Dementia
Slowly losing your brain & you know it. God bless.
2 months ago
Anonymous
not if they keep stuffing you with it
2 months ago
Anonymous
people don't know this, but honey, is one of the best things to use for sores. old school remedy.
t. old
2 months ago
Anonymous
ironically it can absolutely frick up infants or people with shitty immune systems due to honey potentially containing clostridium botulinum
2 months ago
Anonymous
not sure about that but I remember being told as a wee lad that honey. never goes bad. i'm sure that meant if it is stored proper.
2 months ago
Anonymous
it doesn't go bad because of its antiseptic properties due to honey being hydroscopic
bacteria can't live in honey because the honey will pull the water from the microbes, killing them
some bacteria can, however, survive such as the one that causes botulism, leading honey to actually be one of the more prevelant ways to get botulism
this however is only something to worry about in those with weak immune systems
most adults have nothing to worry about
2 months ago
Anonymous
nice ty for the info
2 months ago
Anonymous
Honey you buy in the grocery store is pasteurized to destroy bacteria.
2 months ago
Anonymous
the pasteurization process typically doesn't heat up the honey hot enough to kill botulinum spores and barely hot enough to kill the bacteria
that is why the common advice is to not feed infants honey until their first birthday
2 months ago
Anonymous
>hurrrrrrrrr >you're not going to dehydrate if they keep stuffing you with laxatives! >hurrrrrrrrrr!!!
Holy Fricking moronation!
2 months ago
Anonymous
it's not laxaid anon
you aren't going to immediately expel all of your insides
2 months ago
Anonymous
LMFAO
2 months ago
Anonymous
>gangrene
Starvation/dehydration would kill you long before gangrene would ever develop
2 months ago
Anonymous
allegedly your executioners wpuld come around to keep stuffing you full of food and liquids to keep you alive but that would also double as diuretics e.g. milk and honey
2 months ago
Anonymous
a milk and honey diet ensures diarrhea. he'd be marinating in his own liquid shit for weeks. shit attracts flies. if you've never seen webms of maggot-infested necrotic tissue on living humans then you need to lurk more.
2 months ago
Anonymous
how is taking a bath in diarrhea supposed to kill you?
so some bugs swim around and eat your shit, it would stink, as long as you have no open wounds your skin should protect you from bacteria
it's not maggots you need to worry about, but basically every other kind of insect
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your body's on hard wood beams, bedsores would develop pretty quickly
even if you had sores you would die of a fever/infection before being eaten alive anyway
it's a meme
2 months ago
Anonymous
>no open wounds
the very many bug bites might see to that
also the rashes you get from being covered in diarrhea aren't exactly pleasant
and dying of infection isn't instantaneous either
2 months ago
Anonymous
still far from the worst way to die. i'd rather take bug bites and floating in a mix of swamp and my shit until i die of a fever/septic shock then being burnt alive anyday
2 months ago
Anonymous
frick that noise
I'll take a minute of discomfort and then not feeling anything because my nerves melted and my brain shut down vs days of agony with no rest being granted to me by the constant harrassment and biting from insects and scorching from the sun as I stew to death in my own filth
2 months ago
Anonymous
>being burnt alive >a minute of discomfort
2 months ago
Anonymous
correct
scaphism is disgusting but there are far worse ways to go. you'd just become delerious after fever set in which wouldn't even take long.
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go on livegore or whatever and look at people being burned alive. it's not 'a minute of discomfort'
I watched the the vid of the free palestine dude immolate himself
he yells for about a minute then collapses
you feel the pain as the skin melts but with it goes your nerve endings followed by your brain going into shock
loss of conciousness occurs shortly after due to asphyxiation which will occur even quicker if you are panicing and shouting
I will take quicker and painful over drawn out and painful
2 months ago
Anonymous
>I watched the the vid of the free palestine dude immolate himself
those people are mentally ill and probably on fentanyl. I've watched dozens of videos of Haitains being burned alive during the current civil unrest. it is easily one of the worst ways to die. especially one where they prioritised his dick and limbs. the people who burn themselves to death die fast because they just incinerate their brain
>I have watched videos of people being disemboweled
why would you watch some shit like that? it's beyond morbid curiosity
I don't often but sometimes if I'm very drunk/stoned I get the urge to look at gore sites out of morbid curiosity. I always feel a bit bad after. there was one where they cut his organs out and eat them in front of him and the victim is just staring and gasping, slowly turning more pale but clearly completely lucid and aware of what's going on
2 months ago
Anonymous
well sure if you want to get into the thick of it you can just target nonvital limbs to burn if you want to prolong the pain but at that point what is the difference between burning them and fileting them alive besides the additional effort?
2 months ago
Anonymous
>*jack pours gasoline on his friend charlie* >charlie: i don't think this is a good idea, won't it hurt? >jack: nah bro it'll just be a minute of discomfort
2 months ago
Anonymous
>marinating in his own liquid shit for weeks.
What is starvation?
What is dehydration?
You would not survive for weeks, dumbass.
2 months ago
Anonymous
They keep feeding you more milk and honey each day, dumb frick. 0P
2 months ago
Anonymous
it's not maggots you need to worry about, but basically every other kind of insect
where does it mention that you're wounded? it sounds like they're just put into a boat after being force fed milk and honey, which sounds delicious btw
your body's on hard wood beams, bedsores would develop pretty quickly
>This sounds like load of dumb horseshit.
You do realise insects will eat human flesh too, right? Why is every ignorant moron so sure of knowing reality?
some people don't think dying is good enough
some people want to know that the victim suffered greatly
why not go a step further and consider death to be the ultimate release, therefore the worst torture would be to deny someone of that release
strap them to a table, blind them, deafen them, block their nose, and paralize them from the neck down
take away all their senses and leave them a prisoner of the own mind while stabbing their head at random intervals to snap them out of psycosis and remind them they can still feel pain, keeping them alive as long as you possible can
that is what I can consider a fate worse than death
>Why does the human race even think about things like that
Rulers are psychopaths and felt the need to set examples of people. If you can do something incredibly cruel to one person, then it saves you alot of potential trouble down the road because people are terrified.
>Why are humans so adept at dreaming up ways to put others through agony?
It’s easy to imagine things you wouldn’t want to happen to you. >Can't we just love each other?
No! I’m going to find you and boat you.
We all hate each other. We're violent beasts who want to inflict as much suffering onto one another as possible. Our closest living relatives are some of the most brutal and sadistic animals alive today.
>Why are humans so adept at dreaming up ways to put others through agony?
Humans have great imaginations in general, that's one of our key advantages over other species. The advantages are numerous, as we probably wouldn't have air conditioning and plumbing without them. But on the other hand, we can also think of the worst possible way to kill someone, because we can imagine what it would be like to happen to ourselves.
scaphism is disgusting but there are far worse ways to go. you'd just become delerious after fever set in which wouldn't even take long.
frick that noise
I'll take a minute of discomfort and then not feeling anything because my nerves melted and my brain shut down vs days of agony with no rest being granted to me by the constant harrassment and biting from insects and scorching from the sun as I stew to death in my own filth
go on livegore or whatever and look at people being burned alive. it's not 'a minute of discomfort'
or The Boats was a method of execution where the condemned was sandwiched between two canoes or halves of a log, force fed milk and honey and be left in the middle of a stagnant body of water. The victim was also covered in the milk and honey and generally stripped naked. The smell of this wienertail and the inevitable excrement attracted insects and other vermin to devour the body.
Tldr they fed you milk and honey and lather it on your skin. You shit. The insects kill you by eating your shit covered flesh. First use was by the Persians to punish a soldier for murdering his brother.
Funfact if you refused to eat, they would prick your eyes and force feed you when you screamed.
>Scaphism or The Boats was a method of execution where the condemned was sandwiched between two canoes or halves of a log, force fed milk and honey and be left in the middle of a stagnant body of water. The victim was also covered in the milk and honey and generally stripped naked. The smell of this wienertail and the inevitable excrement attracted insects and other vermin to devour the body.
Yeah I saw this on Twitter the other day too. It should have been left forgotten
Are you moronic? >get keelhauled >miraculously survive the immediate process of being dragged under the ship >get pulled back onto the ship, praising your lucky stars >get keelhauled again
that's assuming the crew has the good grace to not simply leave you to drown/die from your horrible wounds
>During his trip through exotic countries, Albert Kahn and Stéphane Passet visited Mongolia where they took this picture of a woman who was condemned to slow and painful starvation by being deposited in a remote desert inside a wooden crate that was to become her tomb.
Initially, the bowls on the ground had water in them, though were not intentionally refilled, and the person inside was allowed to beg for food which often just prolonged their suffering as they generally didn’t get enough food for the passersby.
>The photo was first published in the 1922 issue of National Geographic under the caption “Mongolian prisoner in a box”.
It was the publishers who made the claim that the woman was condemned to die of starvation as a punishment for adultery. Since then, many people expressed doubts over the story, although the authenticity of the photo is undisputed.
>The photographers had to leave her in the box because it would be against a prime directive of anthropologists to intervene in another culture’s law and order system.
lmao I thought you made that up but no it's actually in the article
in fairness, they also don't know what the punishment was for - who knows, maybe she raped and cannibalized little kids or something fricked up like that and she deserved it
>be National Geographic photographer >find woman being starved in a box in the desert and don't help her because that would be interfering with their culture or something
It's so nightmarish. Reminds me of the practice of Sati in India, where a widow is supposed to throw herself on her husband's funeral pyre to join him in the afterlife. Shit disturbed me when I read about it in school, specifically a description of a woman being pushed onto the pyre by the other men of the village (because of course you wouldn't willingly do this).
Imagine having your friends and neighbors push you onto burning coals so you can have an agonizing death, just to satisfy some stupid tradition.
having your friends and neighbors push you onto burning coals so you can have an agonizing death, just to satisfy some stupid tradition.
Imagine not following tradition because of feefees.
>Eh, whachugonnado
If I found myself in such a village when this was going on, I would shoot the men pushing the woman on the fire, save her, shoot anyone who fought against me, and throw the survivors on the fire instead, and then get villainized as an American pushing his values on another culture.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>american fantasy: I want to be the only one to have a gun on this third world country
so generic lmao
2 months ago
Anonymous
Okay, you fire a couple shots, get swarmed by yhe hundreds of Poos then get raped and buried in their collective shit.
2 months ago
Anonymous
> then get raped
at least then i'd have had sex. sounds like a win to me
2 months ago
Anonymous
I too sar enjoy the sex with Indian men most masculine men on planet thank to Modi
The real fricked up part imo is that we didn't discover blacks until like the 1500s after we had calmed down and stopped being based. The actual group that deserves all these horrid punishments never received them. Makes me sad.
Yeah we really missed out on that opportunity. The worst we did to Black folk was probably Belgian Congo but even that and slavery were tame compared to what we got up to in Antiquity.
for me, it's having rats chew your dick and balls to shreds before burrowing into your intenstines
I have watched videos of people being disemboweled and it takes ages to die. you would be vividly aware of what was happening and how disgusting it is, feeling the rats inside of you
The guy who was boiled alive in Shogun.
Fat Damon who is trapped forever in that. deleted server from that Black Mirror episode
Those people who were digestec crushed to death in Nope.
>Fat Damon who is trapped forever in that. deleted server from that Black Mirror episode
I don’t think he was trapped forever. Seemed more like his brain was deleted and then his body presumably died of dehydration.
I remember someone being trapped in a steam chamber in some movie. It's worse than being burned cause the nerves don't immediately die so you feel the whole thing. Also you can't die if smoke inhalation.
Also the priest guy getting skinned alive in Dagon looked pretty damn painful. And the boyfriend getting mauled by a bear in Backcountry.
Bear or Tiger would be the worst. Just getting absolutely manhandled by an animal 4x your size. Imagine how helpless you feel as you get ragdolled around and every single bite and claw feels like being stabbed.
If they dont go for your neck, you turn into their play-thing as they take chunks out of your flesh and you slowly bleed out and every bite just ups the pain scale more and more.
You went through this slow and agonizing death just because the animal was hungry. Thats it. No motivation, no meaning other than "I want some food"
Tigers' and lions' MO is to crush the throat so I'd rather them than a bear that'll just maul you til you stop moving. Obviously, it's not painless, as some animals still take a while to die, and they'll use tooth and claw to get you into such a position, but they at least go straight for a kill move.
I saw a drama about the Catholic vs Protestant conflict in England that depicted the death of Margaret Clitherow - >laid on her back over a fist sized jagged stone >heavy wooden door placed on top of her >weights placed on the door one after the other, crushing her against the stone in her back until it cuts through her spine >eventually crushed to death
Even the people of the 16th century thought it was excessively brutal
Iirc it was a standard method at the time for trying to force people to make a plea. Apparently not infallible, though, as neither Corey nor Clitherow did plea before they died.
>crash into the side of a mountain due to shitty repair job >500 people die around you instantly on impact >you and dozens of others survive the crash, literally a miracle you're not dead >crawl away from the burning wreckage amidst the screams of the other survivors >hanging on to life, see rescue helicopter fly overhead >moronic officials decide not to continue rescue operations >spend the night in the woods and die from your injuries because no one gave a shit
>all that cope people used to believe like "you'd die from a heart attack before hitting the ground" or "you die pretty quickly from shock if you got bisected" because no one wanted to face the reality that dying is a slow agonizing process
These elaborate tortures are grisly and impressive to onlookers or as a way of intimidating people, but the ones I find truly horrifying are all those cases of old timey prisons stuffing people into tiny cells with no ventilation until most of them suffocated. A particularly brutal example is India's infamous black hole of Calcutta, a 14 by 18 foot room into which Sepoy mutineers forced at least 60 people, 18 of whom survived. There were countless similar incidents back then, when no one gave a shit about prisoners' wellbeing.
Also, people who were worked to death doing agonising hard labour until their bodies gave out and they were callously left to die, as in Soviet penal camps and the building of Ancient monuments. It's such a pointless and miserable way to lose your life.
>no one gave a shit about prisoners' wellbeing. >Also, people who were worked to death doing agonising hard labour until their bodies gave out and they were callously left to die
we need to bring this back
being israeli
deep rising
underrated kino
>underrated kino
It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I convinced my uncle to rent it for a movie night after it came out and I felt like apologizing afterwards. I don't know why people feel obligated to treat every shitty movie as some kind of hidden gem these days.
It's a pretty shit movie with one or two interesting effects shots.
Jesus. Just mercy kill the poor sod.
whats happening here
he ate the spiciest pepper in the world
Fricking hell.
Frick. That.
wtf how did marv turn into a skeleton
The bigger question is how the frick did he turn back?
when you nut but she still suckin
When you suck but he still nuttin
he tanked that
His son is a California state senator
why didn't he let go?
Hubris
the word is "worse" you fricking illiterate moron
School is for loosers! ; )
Probably wrong color skin, just axe him
no, it is “worst”. is this what they teach you moronic burgers in between all the shootings? no wonder your country is failing
No, ESL dipshit. It would either be "Show me THE WORST way to go," as in the general worst death scene of all, or "Show me A WORSE way to go," in comparison to the death scene OP posted.
t. I've spoken english my entire life, and I'm not posting from some sheet metal third-world shanty town impotently seething about murricans.
completely wrong. amerilards truly are the worse of the worse. so ignorant and yet so arrogant.
I hope this is bait.
it's obviously bait
Worse*
At least she didn't have some puddinghead filming her from the shore giving an idiotic commentary.
Don't have a webm or gif but burning would be the worst imo. That or slow, painful, protracted torture like those Toolbox Murderer victims.
-Overseer in the rock crusher from Temple Of Doom
-Any movie with a wood chipper kill
-Piranha movies
-Critters
>-Overseer in the rock crusher from Temple Of Doom
you know, for kids!!!
lol
>are you alright?
SWITCH THE BLOODY MACHINE OFF YOU STUPID c**t!
That guy who got melted by radiation.
he was fine (dying painfully) until his "doctors" started experimenting on him
how do you survive this?
I wonder how long it'd take before you died from this? Would oxygen run out? Would you at least eventually stop spinning? Isn't this why they have tethers? I think space exploration should be outlawed until they have helper robots so they can save people from this type of fate.
>Would you at least eventually stop spinning?
Seriously?
so is that a yes? i didn't graduate school
no anon. Just like you know that energy of a system is constant so is its rotational energy . The reason that in your daily life a spinning top or a bicycle wheel stops after a while is due to friction with the air dissipating the systems energy. In space it'd spin indefinitely.
Theoretically, you could stop your spin by pinwheeling your arms in the same direction as you’re spinning, but that type of suit would limit your range of motion so much that it would take a long time.
>Would you at least eventually stop spinning?
What the frick is wrong with our school system?
There's a better portrayal in Europa Report where he has to be left outside because he's covered in Hydrazine and if he's let back in hell poison the environment so they have to leave him floating in deep space.
>Would you at least eventually stop spinning?
Yes, when you hit something
>I think space exploration should be outlawed until they have helper robots so they can save people from this type of fate.
Yeah, we wouldn't want all those undocumented space immigrants dying in the space frontier when they illegally cross the space border. It's too easy to leave earth, build a space wall NOW!
>Would you at least eventually stop spinning?
Assuming he is an astronaut he should have the physics knowledge to make himself stop spinning
>Would you at least eventually stop spinning?
Tell me you're American without saying "I'm American". Don't they teach you animals about what an object in motion tends to do unless...?
>Would you at least eventually stop spinning?
If by chance you hit something, but that's not likely to happen for a few thousand years.
space is fake
I feel like they should get a small canister of pressurized air just to prevent situations like this.
If you're spinning fast enough it would help by putting you into g-LOC
This has literally never happened to an astronaut before.
He's doing the freestyle when he should be doing the backstroke.
where from?
truly bone chilling
>Ill try spinning, that's a good trick.
Is that from Superman?
There was definitely a 70s movie where people were living on a space station and they had usa laws and whenever they wanted to execute a death row inmate they would put him in a hatch and release him to space. I caught it on tv when I was little and I was tripping.
>no oxygen in space means your corpse will either get mummified or frozen aimlessly flying through space
>you're just an ayy lmao minding his own business a billion light years away when suddenly a weird hairless bipedal mammalian creature falls out of the sky and smashes to the ground in front of you
You didn't ask my fricking question though. What movie am I looking for?
Problem Child 2
Freddy Got Fingered
Shark Tale
are sure it was a movie and not a show amd are you sure it was from the 70s?
The Anonymous homosexual Who Keeps Asking For Sauce (2024) directed by moronic Dipshit and Produced by (You)
we are truly fools to wilfully depart from the gentle bosom of Mother Gravity
You can't post xvideos movies here.
good morning sir
What’s the movie where two loggers are in water and one log rolls up on one of them? They’re laughing and joking around at first but then the water keeps rising and they realize he’s going to slowly drown. I remember it being extremely fricked up
Sometimes a Great Notion. I love that movie and I'm surprised it doesn't get talked about very often, considering the cast.
Thanks anon
Here’s the clip for anytime interested:
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sloth victim in seven.
body and mind left to rot slowly for a whole year.
>body and mind left to rot slowly for a whole year.
Wow, he's literally me.
the worst way to go
The one who got fricked by a sword was the worst
he died of dehydration, curled up next to his father who had died of a heart attack
🙁
Probably many such cases in Yemen, Iraq and Palestine.
Was he moronic?
Jesus... once you get your own kid this shit hits differently
The movie is shit, but that chick from Megan is Missing.
>Best friend goes missing.
>Get photos of her friend being tortured by her abductor.
>Gets abuducted by the same guy a few weeks later.
>Gets raped and abused.
>Guy says he's going to let her go.
>Leads her to a 55-gallon drum, and opens it, revealing the decomposing corpse of her friend.
>Stuffs her inside with the corpse, and seals the drum.
>Takes the drum out to the middle of the woods somewhere, and buries her alive.
>Guy is never caught.
That's pretty fricking rough.
stupid fricking movie and I can't believe I actually watched it but that last 20 minutes or so is harrowing. props to them
Jesus Christ, that is nightmarish.
when you die, if you were a bad person, you wake up in a tiny 4 foot void in the dirt three miles underground, where you exist for eternity.
At least you have Saddam Hussein for company
Can I at least manoeuvre my hand into a position to jerk off?
>Can I at least manoeuvre my hand into a position to jerk off?
yes, but you will never be able to get the dirt and sand off your hand, and you are always thirsty and have no spit.
But I'll be able to jerk off?
why would I spit? we're talking about jerking off here
σταμάτα να είσαι παπαγάλος μημς ρε μαλάκα
>be in heaven
>asked how I died
>have to tell other souls I died in Nutty Putty cave
>get made fun of by for dying in a gay sounding place
jej
Where's Saddam?
They say he was feeling excruciating pain when they tried pulling him by his feet but why didn't they just give him something that would knock him out?
>put gel capsule at thin wire
>lower it down near his mouth
>he swallows it
>goes unconscious
>they pull him out
his legs were stuck, anon
the only way to remove him were to break his knees and with how long hevwas in that position it would have resulted in his body going into shock, killing him anyway
I genuinely don't understand how his legs can possibly be stuck in such a way it would require breaking them considering he got in just fine.
look at his position in
you would just be pulling his ankles towards you
you need to pull him up and then out amd as you can see in the pic the ceiling is too low to pull him up
>body going into shock, killing him anyway
I keep reading this but I don't understand it. Why does a broken leg kill you.
body shock is when your body does not have the blood pressure to keep your blood flowing and so it starts shutting down
with the position he was trapped in it was already a struggle for his heart to pump blood to his legs
if they were broken and internal bleeding occurs that drop in his already bad blood pressure would have been enough to kill him
It was extremely tight and difficult to reach. He was seriously fricking stuck in that little hole.
I'm not generally a claustrophobic person, but anything having to do with getting stuck in a cave just freaks me the frick out. Anytime I see a movie like The Descent or Final Prayer I have nightmares for weeks.
>friday night after last call
slowly digested over 1000 years
so... longer than a human is expected to live naturally? huh.
>slowly digested over 1000 years
>so... longer than a human is expected to live naturally? huh.
actually, you can just punch your way out of the Sarlacc easily, as we saw In Book Of Boba
Non canon.
Bone Tomahawk, that one scene.
dude was already barely conscious
back in medieval times they did that to people with a long saw and they kept them alive much longer when doing it. at least that one was a quick death
I can think of one
what is this?
bad juju
>Scaphism or The Boats was a method of execution where the condemned was sandwiched between two canoes or halves of a log, force fed milk and honey and be left in the middle of a stagnant body of water. The victim was also covered in the milk and honey and generally stripped naked. The smell of this wienertail and the inevitable excrement attracted insects and other vermin to devour the body.
Is there any historical evidence of anyone being executed this way?
>Sadly for Mithridates this was beyond him and, drunk on wine, he bragged of his achievement at a banquet after the battle. Artaxerxes was so incensed that he ordered Mithridates to be put to death by scaphism, also known as 'the torture of the boats'. The process was savage.
Savage is putting it lightly, damn
>seventeen days
I thought that was the story of the bull? All sounds like made up myths/cautionary tales about people coming up with overtly cruel punishments
The closest we got is the Greek historian Plutarch writing about it.
>It’s important to note that no tangible proof of scaphism exists. But also, after more than two millennia, any human remains or evidence of the torture would have been long destroyed. As it stands, the first historical mention of scaphism was in the works of Greek-Roman philosopher Plutarch.
>Joannes Zonaras further detailed the horrors of scaphism in the 12th century. While Zonaras merely based these observations on Plutarch’s own, the Byzantine chronicler opined that ancient Persians “outvie all other barbarians in the horrid cruelty of their punishments” that came after.
>Zonaras also explained that the boats were firmly nailed together to guarantee there was no escape. “Next they pour a mixture of milk and honey into the wretched man’s mouth, till he is filled to the point of nausea, smearing his face, feet, and arms with the same mixture, and so leave him exposed to the sun,” he wrote.
>“This is repeated every day, the effect being that flies, wasps, and bees, attracted by the sweetness, settle on his face and … torment and sting the wretched man. Moreover his belly, distended as it is with milk and honey, throws off liquid excrement, and these putrefying breed swarms of worms, intestinal and of all sorts.”
>While it seemingly couldn’t get worse, executioners would allegedly pour additional heaps of milk and honey onto the prisoner’s soft tissues — namely, their genitals and anuses. Small insects would then flock to these areas to feed, and worse, infect the wounds with bacteria.
>Those infected wounds would invariably begin to leak pus and spur the arrival of maggots that would also breed inside their body while delivering even more diseases. It was at this point that vermin such as rats would arrive to gnaw on the dying victim and force their way inside.
In that sense, it’s certainly plausible that these execution were real — and countless prisoners died some of the most horrible deaths in human history.
it seems easy enough to do to people, and there's lore about it... im betting it was done
everything that can feasibly be physically done to end a person's life has probably been done at least once at some point in human history.
If not, it needs to be.
i wouldn't be surprised if fire ants were used for executions a few times
Why would the vermin and insect devour the body instead of just the milk and honey?
This sounds like load of dumb horseshit.
>This sounds like load of dumb horseshit.
lets test it out on you then
vermin and insects aren't going to differentiate between milk & honey and a rotting body covered in excrement
food is food
the guy would be alive not rotting. stick your hand in rotting meat covered in maggots and flies for a few weeks and see what happens. they'll just eat the rotting meat.
quote from site below
>“The maggots feed only on dead and dying tissue,” she explains. “They have no interest in the healthy flesh, so when all the dead tissue has been removed, they stop eating.” Maggots not only consume the dead tissue, but they also eat bacteria that might be growing in the wound, which further helps healing.
https://vetmed.illinois.edu/pet-health-columns/medical-maggots/
you are failing to take into account gangrene, sepsis, bacteria, and everythijg else that entails from being stripped naked and left out in the elements tied down in a stagnant pond covered in your own diarrhea and vomit
you would rot alive
where does it mention that you're wounded? it sounds like they're just put into a boat after being force fed milk and honey, which sounds delicious btw
yeah, sure, it's delicious until you realize they plan on forcefeeding you until you vomit
milk and honey is also a laxative and being covered in shit doesn't exactly produce great effects on the skin
horse flies, mosquitoes, wasps, and eye eating parasites would also be far more interested in you than the honey
>milk and honey is also a laxative
Meaning dehydration would set in even faster. You keep attempting to "school" others while failing to grasp the basics.
had a neighbor that locked their grandmother in their basement because of this. they took real good care of her though. she got out a few times and would wander around, sometimes make it into town.
whoops meant for
not if they keep stuffing you with it
people don't know this, but honey, is one of the best things to use for sores. old school remedy.
t. old
ironically it can absolutely frick up infants or people with shitty immune systems due to honey potentially containing clostridium botulinum
not sure about that but I remember being told as a wee lad that honey. never goes bad. i'm sure that meant if it is stored proper.
it doesn't go bad because of its antiseptic properties due to honey being hydroscopic
bacteria can't live in honey because the honey will pull the water from the microbes, killing them
some bacteria can, however, survive such as the one that causes botulism, leading honey to actually be one of the more prevelant ways to get botulism
this however is only something to worry about in those with weak immune systems
most adults have nothing to worry about
nice ty for the info
Honey you buy in the grocery store is pasteurized to destroy bacteria.
the pasteurization process typically doesn't heat up the honey hot enough to kill botulinum spores and barely hot enough to kill the bacteria
that is why the common advice is to not feed infants honey until their first birthday
>hurrrrrrrrr
>you're not going to dehydrate if they keep stuffing you with laxatives!
>hurrrrrrrrrr!!!
Holy Fricking moronation!
it's not laxaid anon
you aren't going to immediately expel all of your insides
LMFAO
>gangrene
Starvation/dehydration would kill you long before gangrene would ever develop
allegedly your executioners wpuld come around to keep stuffing you full of food and liquids to keep you alive but that would also double as diuretics e.g. milk and honey
a milk and honey diet ensures diarrhea. he'd be marinating in his own liquid shit for weeks. shit attracts flies. if you've never seen webms of maggot-infested necrotic tissue on living humans then you need to lurk more.
how is taking a bath in diarrhea supposed to kill you?
so some bugs swim around and eat your shit, it would stink, as long as you have no open wounds your skin should protect you from bacteria
even if you had sores you would die of a fever/infection before being eaten alive anyway
it's a meme
>no open wounds
the very many bug bites might see to that
also the rashes you get from being covered in diarrhea aren't exactly pleasant
and dying of infection isn't instantaneous either
still far from the worst way to die. i'd rather take bug bites and floating in a mix of swamp and my shit until i die of a fever/septic shock then being burnt alive anyday
frick that noise
I'll take a minute of discomfort and then not feeling anything because my nerves melted and my brain shut down vs days of agony with no rest being granted to me by the constant harrassment and biting from insects and scorching from the sun as I stew to death in my own filth
>being burnt alive
>a minute of discomfort
correct
I watched the the vid of the free palestine dude immolate himself
he yells for about a minute then collapses
you feel the pain as the skin melts but with it goes your nerve endings followed by your brain going into shock
loss of conciousness occurs shortly after due to asphyxiation which will occur even quicker if you are panicing and shouting
I will take quicker and painful over drawn out and painful
>I watched the the vid of the free palestine dude immolate himself
those people are mentally ill and probably on fentanyl. I've watched dozens of videos of Haitains being burned alive during the current civil unrest. it is easily one of the worst ways to die. especially one where they prioritised his dick and limbs. the people who burn themselves to death die fast because they just incinerate their brain
I don't often but sometimes if I'm very drunk/stoned I get the urge to look at gore sites out of morbid curiosity. I always feel a bit bad after. there was one where they cut his organs out and eat them in front of him and the victim is just staring and gasping, slowly turning more pale but clearly completely lucid and aware of what's going on
well sure if you want to get into the thick of it you can just target nonvital limbs to burn if you want to prolong the pain but at that point what is the difference between burning them and fileting them alive besides the additional effort?
>*jack pours gasoline on his friend charlie*
>charlie: i don't think this is a good idea, won't it hurt?
>jack: nah bro it'll just be a minute of discomfort
>marinating in his own liquid shit for weeks.
What is starvation?
What is dehydration?
You would not survive for weeks, dumbass.
They keep feeding you more milk and honey each day, dumb frick. 0P
it's not maggots you need to worry about, but basically every other kind of insect
your body's on hard wood beams, bedsores would develop pretty quickly
>This sounds like load of dumb horseshit.
You do realise insects will eat human flesh too, right? Why is every ignorant moron so sure of knowing reality?
Just make small cuts the excrement can infest into and let the insects dig the infected wounds
hey man, it's on all the pop history websites, that means it must be true!
Oh boy, this is like the iron Bull. Just fricking kill them quickly and that's it. Why does the human race even think about things like that.
some people don't think dying is good enough
some people want to know that the victim suffered greatly
why not go a step further and consider death to be the ultimate release, therefore the worst torture would be to deny someone of that release
strap them to a table, blind them, deafen them, block their nose, and paralize them from the neck down
take away all their senses and leave them a prisoner of the own mind while stabbing their head at random intervals to snap them out of psycosis and remind them they can still feel pain, keeping them alive as long as you possible can
that is what I can consider a fate worse than death
>Why does the human race even think about things like that.
Hatred and/or to warn others of the potential punishment.
>Why does the human race even think about things like that.
when they've been convinced that the target of their aggression is subhuman.
>Why does the human race even think about things like that
Rulers are psychopaths and felt the need to set examples of people. If you can do something incredibly cruel to one person, then it saves you alot of potential trouble down the road because people are terrified.
Why are humans so adept at dreaming up ways to put others through agony? Can't we just love each other?
>Why are humans so adept at dreaming up ways to put others through agony?
It’s easy to imagine things you wouldn’t want to happen to you.
>Can't we just love each other?
No! I’m going to find you and boat you.
The agony of living.
We all hate each other. We're violent beasts who want to inflict as much suffering onto one another as possible. Our closest living relatives are some of the most brutal and sadistic animals alive today.
Some people, whether they realize it or not, are just that mad at God and want take it out on His creation.
It's just the nonwhites that do it
>Why are humans so adept at dreaming up ways to put others through agony?
Humans have great imaginations in general, that's one of our key advantages over other species. The advantages are numerous, as we probably wouldn't have air conditioning and plumbing without them. But on the other hand, we can also think of the worst possible way to kill someone, because we can imagine what it would be like to happen to ourselves.
scaphism is disgusting but there are far worse ways to go. you'd just become delerious after fever set in which wouldn't even take long.
go on livegore or whatever and look at people being burned alive. it's not 'a minute of discomfort'
Anybody else going river tubing this spring break?
>He shat and shat. The more he drank, the more he shat
native amricans used to do this with ants, slather someones face in honey then tie them up with their face on an ant hil
or The Boats was a method of execution where the condemned was sandwiched between two canoes or halves of a log, force fed milk and honey and be left in the middle of a stagnant body of water. The victim was also covered in the milk and honey and generally stripped naked. The smell of this wienertail and the inevitable excrement attracted insects and other vermin to devour the body.
Scaphism.
Tldr they fed you milk and honey and lather it on your skin. You shit. The insects kill you by eating your shit covered flesh. First use was by the Persians to punish a soldier for murdering his brother.
Funfact if you refused to eat, they would prick your eyes and force feed you when you screamed.
Yeah I saw this on Twitter the other day too. It should have been left forgotten
If it ever happened.
good morning sars
Lowered slowly into some kind of grinder.
Aaron Bushnell
My father went the same way
Executed in the penis explosion chamber
Keelhauling. If the drowning didnt kill you, the brancles shredding your skin like sandpaper would.
you could survive tho
You were not going to survive on the same boat with the guys who just keelhauled you.
....so you agree that keelhauling wasn't always used for killing?
Are you moronic?
>get keelhauled
>miraculously survive the immediate process of being dragged under the ship
>get pulled back onto the ship, praising your lucky stars
>get keelhauled again
that's assuming the crew has the good grace to not simply leave you to drown/die from your horrible wounds
>first scene: “jeez what a man face”
>shark in the bay scene: “whoa, what a cutie”
>same girl
Nope, not the same girl
Watch the video of the tiger shark attack that happened in Egypt last year
Hell fricking no!!!
>A Mongolian woman, condemned to die slowly of starvation, reaches out from the crate in which she is locked. Photo by Albert Kahn, July 1913
what are those dishes for?
looks fake
>During his trip through exotic countries, Albert Kahn and Stéphane Passet visited Mongolia where they took this picture of a woman who was condemned to slow and painful starvation by being deposited in a remote desert inside a wooden crate that was to become her tomb.
Initially, the bowls on the ground had water in them, though were not intentionally refilled, and the person inside was allowed to beg for food which often just prolonged their suffering as they generally didn’t get enough food for the passersby.
>The photo was first published in the 1922 issue of National Geographic under the caption “Mongolian prisoner in a box”.
It was the publishers who made the claim that the woman was condemned to die of starvation as a punishment for adultery. Since then, many people expressed doubts over the story, although the authenticity of the photo is undisputed.
https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/mongolian-woman-imprisoned-1913/
I doubt they would bother to level the box with a stone if they really wanted her to suffer.
>The photographers had to leave her in the box because it would be against a prime directive of anthropologists to intervene in another culture’s law and order system.
lmao I thought you made that up but no it's actually in the article
The more I grow up, the more I realise that if something seems obviously made up, it's actually true.
in fairness, they also don't know what the punishment was for - who knows, maybe she raped and cannibalized little kids or something fricked up like that and she deserved it
>be National Geographic photographer
>find woman being starved in a box in the desert and don't help her because that would be interfering with their culture or something
It's so nightmarish. Reminds me of the practice of Sati in India, where a widow is supposed to throw herself on her husband's funeral pyre to join him in the afterlife. Shit disturbed me when I read about it in school, specifically a description of a woman being pushed onto the pyre by the other men of the village (because of course you wouldn't willingly do this).
Imagine having your friends and neighbors push you onto burning coals so you can have an agonizing death, just to satisfy some stupid tradition.
having your friends and neighbors push you onto burning coals so you can have an agonizing death, just to satisfy some stupid tradition.
Imagine not following tradition because of feefees.
Imagine deciding to honor your passed members of the community by concocting a horrible death for someone else.
I could envision the mindset considering women were considered less of a "somebody" and more of a "something" at that point in time
It's my family's tradition to rape this anon to death so I hope he better delivers.
My family tradition commands that I perform scaphism on anyone that tries to rape my family or me to death
Eh, whachugonnado
>Eh, whachugonnado
If I found myself in such a village when this was going on, I would shoot the men pushing the woman on the fire, save her, shoot anyone who fought against me, and throw the survivors on the fire instead, and then get villainized as an American pushing his values on another culture.
>american fantasy: I want to be the only one to have a gun on this third world country
so generic lmao
Okay, you fire a couple shots, get swarmed by yhe hundreds of Poos then get raped and buried in their collective shit.
> then get raped
at least then i'd have had sex. sounds like a win to me
I too sar enjoy the sex with Indian men most masculine men on planet thank to Modi
brainrot or thirdie?
>um if you like tradition you are idiot
reddit or tumblr?
>where a widow is supposed to throw herself on her husband's funeral pyre to join him in the afterlife
That was also followed by the scandis. Sati is actually the burial of the wife with the body.
Trapped inside the mind of John Malkovich's daughter
That ending freaked me the frick out as a kid.
I don’t know why I watched that movie as a kid.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingchi
>5,000 years of civilization
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaking_wheel
source?
Silent Hill
oh yeah the one with the pyramid head nipple twister and the barbed wire pelvic exam
also not very nice ways to go
And the woman at the end who has dozens of barb wire impaled through her c**t.
Thanks anon
NP
Yep, that's the scene he mentioned. Also the guy right after that get's shredded by said barbed wire.
Guy got vored by a giant octopus. Partially dissolved by acid.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_sawing
doesn't seem that bad, looks like they started head first.
Nothing worse than this.
It's longer than you think...
I wonder what Jordan Peel would come up with
who the heck could afford milk and honey for the upkeep?
a king of an ancient empire
meanwhile the peasants starve.
i'm calling bullshit on that one.
I dont think the upper hierarchy of an ancient feudal society would find concern that the peasants don't get to gorge themselves on milk and honey
the good stuff was probably saved for his best and strongest. not wasted.
sounds like a fantastical and whimsical cautionary tall tale.
persians made a LOT of honey, enough to waste it
such a waste, and where are they now?
The real fricked up part imo is that we didn't discover blacks until like the 1500s after we had calmed down and stopped being based. The actual group that deserves all these horrid punishments never received them. Makes me sad.
Yeah we really missed out on that opportunity. The worst we did to Black folk was probably Belgian Congo but even that and slavery were tame compared to what we got up to in Antiquity.
Dementia
Slowly losing your brain & you know it. God bless.
probably being vivisected Unit 731 style or burned alive.
for me, it's having rats chew your dick and balls to shreds before burrowing into your intenstines
I have watched videos of people being disemboweled and it takes ages to die. you would be vividly aware of what was happening and how disgusting it is, feeling the rats inside of you
>I have watched videos of people being disemboweled
why would you watch some shit like that? it's beyond morbid curiosity
Being raped by a demon whose dick swells up to the size of a telephone pole.
It's either "a worse"
Or "the worst"
Is English your second language or are you just a victim of modern "education"?
For me, the hardest to watch was that guy that got Bone Tomahawked.
yeah that one is up there with the toenail clippers to the tooth image
The guy who was boiled alive in Shogun.
Fat Damon who is trapped forever in that. deleted server from that Black Mirror episode
Those people who were digestec crushed to death in Nope.
>Fat Damon who is trapped forever in that. deleted server from that Black Mirror episode
we're including fantasy shit now? that is cheating
Okay? What about Captain Miller going to Space Hell in Event Horizon?
>we're including fantasy shit now? that is cheating
>Fat Damon who is trapped forever in that. deleted server from that Black Mirror episode
I don’t think he was trapped forever. Seemed more like his brain was deleted and then his body presumably died of dehydration.
I remember someone being trapped in a steam chamber in some movie. It's worse than being burned cause the nerves don't immediately die so you feel the whole thing. Also you can't die if smoke inhalation.
Also the priest guy getting skinned alive in Dagon looked pretty damn painful. And the boyfriend getting mauled by a bear in Backcountry.
literally me
Oh I think I saw that in the Holocaust once.
what happened to Brigitte was worse than any death
>underagers on Cinemaphile not familiar with the severe radiation poisoning death
>underagers on Cinemaphile not familiar with the mercury incident
>hey I know we're losing the war but look at the mutilated bodies of our enemies!
>the coping igor
>when the side you're told are the good guys posts snuff films on telegram every day
KWAB
behead Black folk
pretty hot.
I would put my face under there
"...And the agony of defeat."
Surely they could hit him harder than that
Bear or Tiger would be the worst. Just getting absolutely manhandled by an animal 4x your size. Imagine how helpless you feel as you get ragdolled around and every single bite and claw feels like being stabbed.
If they dont go for your neck, you turn into their play-thing as they take chunks out of your flesh and you slowly bleed out and every bite just ups the pain scale more and more.
You went through this slow and agonizing death just because the animal was hungry. Thats it. No motivation, no meaning other than "I want some food"
Tigers usually do go for the neck. Bears don’t give a frick, though. They’ll eat you alive.
Tigers' and lions' MO is to crush the throat so I'd rather them than a bear that'll just maul you til you stop moving. Obviously, it's not painless, as some animals still take a while to die, and they'll use tooth and claw to get you into such a position, but they at least go straight for a kill move.
what the frick was he thinking?
Horns and speed vs power
head goes brrrr
easy
What the frick are they doing??
Dont worry this is how 3rd worlders have fun.
>jumping right ontop of eachother
moronic
>seal the hole and pour burning hot oil in it
In the full version with audio one of the guys says there’s white women down there before they start jumping.
wish it was blender
being crucified is probably a top 5 worst ways to go
could be worse.
yeah just look on the bright side
Robocop, you know which.
I saw a drama about the Catholic vs Protestant conflict in England that depicted the death of Margaret Clitherow -
>laid on her back over a fist sized jagged stone
>heavy wooden door placed on top of her
>weights placed on the door one after the other, crushing her against the stone in her back until it cuts through her spine
>eventually crushed to death
Even the people of the 16th century thought it was excessively brutal
That's some fricking Giles Corey shit.
>MORE WEIGHT!
Iirc it was a standard method at the time for trying to force people to make a plea. Apparently not infallible, though, as neither Corey nor Clitherow did plea before they died.
>crash into the side of a mountain due to shitty repair job
>500 people die around you instantly on impact
>you and dozens of others survive the crash, literally a miracle you're not dead
>crawl away from the burning wreckage amidst the screams of the other survivors
>hanging on to life, see rescue helicopter fly overhead
>moronic officials decide not to continue rescue operations
>spend the night in the woods and die from your injuries because no one gave a shit
>all that cope people used to believe like "you'd die from a heart attack before hitting the ground" or "you die pretty quickly from shock if you got bisected" because no one wanted to face the reality that dying is a slow agonizing process
>I ain't even mad
>do whatever you want, I've already won
These elaborate tortures are grisly and impressive to onlookers or as a way of intimidating people, but the ones I find truly horrifying are all those cases of old timey prisons stuffing people into tiny cells with no ventilation until most of them suffocated. A particularly brutal example is India's infamous black hole of Calcutta, a 14 by 18 foot room into which Sepoy mutineers forced at least 60 people, 18 of whom survived. There were countless similar incidents back then, when no one gave a shit about prisoners' wellbeing.
Also, people who were worked to death doing agonising hard labour until their bodies gave out and they were callously left to die, as in Soviet penal camps and the building of Ancient monuments. It's such a pointless and miserable way to lose your life.
>no one gave a shit about prisoners' wellbeing.
>Also, people who were worked to death doing agonising hard labour until their bodies gave out and they were callously left to die
we need to bring this back