>finally get a classic fairy tale movie
>people complain again
?????
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>people complain again
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Think of the entire entertainment system as a giant organism. It senses that the AI paradigm shift is coming and it will kill this organism entirely.
What you're seeing right now are the last gasps, it's immune system working in overdrive, the entire animal spasming and panicking as it knows its days are numbered.
just rebadge it as little red riding hood and they are some frickin weird hunters, would make more sense
Isnt she called snow white because of her skin color?
>Snow White
>They cast a brown person
????
I dont mind that tv and movies are made for non whites but im just less interested in it now and iv found other hobbies.
I believe this is the true death knell for movies and TV. They were counting on our rage views and spreading it around, but it seems as if we’ve grown weary and have moved on. THAT is when this stuff will really tank. It needs energy to feed on.
Yes. Woke bullshit has become an object of indifference and wariness from all generations, including younger ones, and its proponents seem and sound old, extremist and unworthy of attention.
>snow white
>casts an ugly Mexican housekeeper
lol. ok
>Sewage Brown and the 8 hobos
More like black ice
Beige Light and the Seven College Freshmen
The diversity-bots look fricking hilarious.
I've seen porn parodies with better costume budget
So do those people live in one cottage house like the dwarves did?
Yes. But in this updated version it's called a ghetto
or Portland
So we are getting that Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs adaptation after all
I swear that is an amazing cartoon in itself. If we didn't talk about how "awful" our shared cultural heritage is, people would understand and engage with it. Hell, I bet a lot of black americans would find this cartoon hilarious and cool. Maybe instead of saying no and denying social permission in our art and culture we say yes and let us live truly free.
>"But are we going to make rent?"
I swear if that's in there
They obviously share a pod.
https://www.podshare.com/
Aren't these pictures fake? Or at least misleading according to the studio (so it probably means they're true)
The studio tried to claim that the photos are "fake" because some or all of the people in them aren't the actual actors but their stand-ins (so, you know, they have to be approximately the same height, build, and complexion as the actors for whom they're serving as stand-ins, and they HAVE to be wearing the same costumes) and because the photos weren't "official."
So they were lying basically. The people in the photos are wearing the ACTUAL costumes with the ACTUAL props and they are, if not the actors themselves, at least similar enough in looks to be used to set up lighting and camera angles and suchlike. So yes, we're being Medium Beige Stonk Wahmen Don't Need No Man and the Seven Renfaire Diversity Hires.
>we're being Medium Beige Stonk Wahmen Don't Need No Man and the Seven Renfaire Diversity Hires.
Getting, not being. Up too damn late shitposting.
>actors
I'm almost certain they will be CG.
>ACTUAL costumes
I doubt that.
>I doubt that.
so what are they, do these guys dress like hippies every day?
No they are real, just not official, the journos as always lied to protect the corporations
It’s worse than you think. Even Disney originally thought they were fake because they were so bad, but had to backtrack when they found out they were real and had to cope with “not official” meaning “We didn’t mean for these to get out.”
This Movie is why short people shouldn't be allowed to have opinions.
> skin was white as snow
pictured the snow
Did a dog shit all over the snow she was named after?
>finally get a classic fairy tale movie
You say finally like people have been jonesing for classic fairy tale movie or a show white movie for years, nobody cares about classic fairy tales and Snow White is already a movie. Just watch that if you’re so eager
Hobo Apocalypse! They wander round northern Germany theiving, raping and getting into drunken fights.
>Snowita Blanco and the audition queue for the next James Bond
I got your fairytale kino right here
>prime Lena Heady (Cersei) & Monica Bellucci (French chick from Matrix)
>directed by Terry Gilliam (Fear & Loathing, 12 Monkeys, Brazil)
>imying Lena Hedy was ever attractive
I can't believe film has gotten so bad that this is now unuronically an okay movie in comparison. The death of Hollywood can't come quick enough.
brothers grimm is comfy and thats enough
The CGI was atrocious
https://nypost.com/2023/07/17/the-woke-mobs-assault-on-snow-white-and-her-seven-dwarfs-is-far-worse-than-anything-prince-charming-did-to-her/
>ah yes this will turn the company around and make us money again
It has to be some sort of scam like the producers where they are making profits from flops
I still believe the last at least 10 years have been an intentional internal attack on the Disney organization. It's literally the only thing that makes all of their decisions make sense.
If you don't want Disney to make these movies anymore, stop seeing them.
Live action Aladdin earned 1 billion, and live action lion king earned 1.6 billion (Three quarters of what Infinity War earned!)
The Little Mermaid earned half that, so people are definitely stopping seeing them
>snow white sleeping
>prince can't kiss her without consent so she just stays asleep forever
Snow White 2023
>prince kisses snow white because he's reasonable and wants to save her life
>snow white happy to not be dead, everybody claps
>they have a wedding
>years pass
>she changes her mind
>prince's career is over and he's going to jail
They can’t have the prince kiss her and in the original story was something dumb like the poison apple was dislodged from her throat after he dropped her coffin. I don’t know what Disney plans on doing for this version.
>Rules the world
>Lets black people live in his head
Who's really ruling who
Do the black people in his head change the smoke detector batteries?
What's the witch going to tempt her with? A poisoned taco?
I'd poison her taco if you understand my insinuation
>original tale says the MC got her name because of her skin "white as the snow"
>cast a dark skinned latina to play her
why?
why is she called snow white in this version?
Off White and The Seven They/Thems
Why are the dwarfs normal fricking people? Why is Snow White a mixed child? What the frick
If they change the name from Snow White to doo doo brown I’ll be there at the midnight showing.
They look like they juggle and slackline in public parks
>Snow White Isn't white
>The dwarves aren't dwarves
>Some are women
>The prince isn't a prince
>Snow White bosses him around
>Costumes look like clown vomit
This movie is going to bomb
>there's only one true dwarf there
I will call him "micro aggression"
>Back to front
>Dopey
>Ratchety
>Stealy
>Sleepy
>Twinky
>Mariachi
>Downey
>Steve
I had a giggle m8
>Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
She’s not white and there’s not seven dwarfs.
Person of Color and the Seven Persons of Color.