I'm over ut at this point. If I take this book at face value it's just boring. The writing is weird, Thor/Miles switches from Thor talk to a rapping.
The book has a feel of Thor at his highest hubris, which feels right for Odin taking away his hammer, but rnd with shoving more miles into a multiverse.
They could have done so many things but they only eant an avengers team out of Miles. What would be funny if there's a female Miles and gets ship with miles, So Miles can frick himself.
I've heard that it either marks drug deal locations, or it's a memorial for people shot and killed (which could also be used to point towards the former, now that I think about it)
>Milesvengers: Captain Mileserica, Iron Miles, Ant-Miles and the Milescredible Miles against Mileski, god of exaggerated swagger >Miles Fury, Agent of M.I.L.E.S. versus the Red Miles >The Milestastic Four save Planet Miles from Milesactus and his herald, the Silver Swagger >Miles Xavier and the X-Mileses fight for milestant rights, against Milesneto's Brotherhood of Evil Mileses >Miles Parker, bitten by a radioactive Miles, becomes the Amilesing Spider-Miles
>twitter and reddit already moved on from making fun of the writer and shitting on this. >Cinemaphile just keeps going until the joke is run into the ground
This is what I love about this shit: >Make Ancient One a white woman in MCU to avoid the trope of ancient asian man imparts wisdom (also to avoid Tibetan allusions). >People complain it is racist because it took an asian role.
>Make Iron Fist show. >People complain he is not asian american. >When making another kung fu based asian hero would seem racist.
>Shang Chi movie is super generic. >Desperately panders. >Bland mythology. >Bland kung fu guy and powers. >This is meant to be empowering.
>Decides to make a new asian Iron Fist for the comics. >He's Chinese, almost as a frick you to the Tibetan allusions of K'un-lun. >Another kung fu asian guy.
>People recently on social media acting as though all black superheroes have the word black in their name e.g. Black Panther, Black Lightning. >But Black Panther was still their go to ultra "diverse" product.
>America Chavez comes from another all-female dimension. >Appropriates hispanic culture. >People mock it. >Retcon it so she is actually hispanic and that first origin was a delusion. >MCU ignores this.
>This Miles shit.
There is a very fine line between pandering and racism. I feel like all these creators feel like they are being "right on" listening to the Twitter debates, but then they stumble into what is essentially racism.
He is a middle class Cuban.
You can tell this was created and written by a rich israeli man and not an actual black person.
the entirety of US black culture is a israeli psyop. Who promoted NWA?
>a black utopia includes graffiti in ancestral statues and fricking shoes hung from a telephone line
I'm disgusted
They think everyone in the ghetto has no standards. And they indulge the behavior of scoundrels
I'm over ut at this point. If I take this book at face value it's just boring. The writing is weird, Thor/Miles switches from Thor talk to a rapping.
The book has a feel of Thor at his highest hubris, which feels right for Odin taking away his hammer, but rnd with shoving more miles into a multiverse.
They could have done so many things but they only eant an avengers team out of Miles. What would be funny if there's a female Miles and gets ship with miles, So Miles can frick himself.
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>shoes hung from a telephone line
I never got that one, why is it a thing?
Pretty sure it's a bullying thing.
You pin someone down and steal their shoes, then throw them on the wire.
what do you do with your old shoes
I did that in highschool to an old pair in highschool
I've heard that it either marks drug deal locations, or it's a memorial for people shot and killed (which could also be used to point towards the former, now that I think about it)
Both is true
Also if you sling crack or stronger, your bound to get dead bodies
New Marvel event: everyone is Miles.
>Milesvengers: Captain Mileserica, Iron Miles, Ant-Miles and the Milescredible Miles against Mileski, god of exaggerated swagger
>Miles Fury, Agent of M.I.L.E.S. versus the Red Miles
>The Milestastic Four save Planet Miles from Milesactus and his herald, the Silver Swagger
>Miles Xavier and the X-Mileses fight for milestant rights, against Milesneto's Brotherhood of Evil Mileses
>Miles Parker, bitten by a radioactive Miles, becomes the Amilesing Spider-Miles
Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaase love him already.
>literally just an excuse to make black versions of characters
But why does it have to be the same black guy?
Everyone looks the same design-wise except they're colored brown.
Because you will love Miles. YOU WILL LOVE HIM.
new spider-man, could u tell he was gay?
Aren't real-life spiders gay?
THEY'RE TURNING THE SPIDERS GAY
Why does he look like gay Iron Fist?
>twitter and reddit already moved on from making fun of the writer and shitting on this.
>Cinemaphile just keeps going until the joke is run into the ground
Every day is repost day.
They're going to adapt it to a movie eventually.
I hope you realize that.
Maybe all those Gwens weren't so bad after all.
They will get blacked by all the Mileses.
isn't miles fricking mexican?
Half black half Puerto Rican
Nobody cares about Hispanics though, so writers usually forget about that part.
comics seem to act like he's a hood Black person or something
It does
The hood is Asgard in Brooklyn. Which mean Asgardian once had black slaves
>WHAT IF...we made a comic with every single black stereotype done by a non-black guy and claim it to be super woke
This is what I love about this shit:
>Make Ancient One a white woman in MCU to avoid the trope of ancient asian man imparts wisdom (also to avoid Tibetan allusions).
>People complain it is racist because it took an asian role.
>Make Iron Fist show.
>People complain he is not asian american.
>When making another kung fu based asian hero would seem racist.
>Shang Chi movie is super generic.
>Desperately panders.
>Bland mythology.
>Bland kung fu guy and powers.
>This is meant to be empowering.
>Decides to make a new asian Iron Fist for the comics.
>He's Chinese, almost as a frick you to the Tibetan allusions of K'un-lun.
>Another kung fu asian guy.
>People recently on social media acting as though all black superheroes have the word black in their name e.g. Black Panther, Black Lightning.
>But Black Panther was still their go to ultra "diverse" product.
>America Chavez comes from another all-female dimension.
>Appropriates hispanic culture.
>People mock it.
>Retcon it so she is actually hispanic and that first origin was a delusion.
>MCU ignores this.
>This Miles shit.
There is a very fine line between pandering and racism. I feel like all these creators feel like they are being "right on" listening to the Twitter debates, but then they stumble into what is essentially racism.