This applies to ALL female comic book characters, from She-Hulk to Scarlet Witch.
They will never show a woman in a leotard or a skimpy costume in modern flicks. Wonder Woman in a gravity defying skirt is as revealing as we're getting in capeshit
The movie made Thanos a hero, because him killing half of all sentient life meant that Celestials couldn’t be born and devour all sentient life.
He killed half to prevent everyone from dying.
That’s how dumb this movie is.
the avengers killed more people than thanos because there are billions of planets now giving birth to celestials, killing 100% of the population instead of 50%. Sure, earth is saved, but that’s just one planet.
>killing half of all sentient life meant that Celestials couldn’t be born and devour all sentient life
isn't that supposed to be something that happens once in like a million years
It got accelerated because half of universe disappeared and then everyone procreated to compensate, so when everyone came back there were more sentient life in total, which triggered Celestial births.
That's super easy, she's a terrible actress whose only value is showing her breasts. So just don't show her breasts and have her acting and you ruined it.
I felt like everyone in the world including them knew it would be shit which is why they tried to prop it up with big names from 25 years ago and of course a mandatory game of thrones person or two
>I invented these bracelets to amplify our powers and connect us together. Oh, sprite and icarus aren't here to get one? It's okay. The power of friendship will make theirs appear at the climax for no reason.
Kind of. There will be no Eternals sequel. I doubt they even get a D+ show. Sersi and Jon Snow could join the Avengers and the rest show up in a cosmic movie like Nova or Silver Surfer. The Eternals action figures were such a disaster at retail that Target may stop selling Marvel shit.
the idea was okay but the story and pacing were bad, with too many characters. Should have cut off the indian movie star and the deaf mute speedster. At least they got Celestials right
this, they and druig were the best characters, they should have had more to do
instead they focus on angelina jolie who is useless and on the most boring MCU protagonists of all time
When will a MCU movie mention or show that there's petrified, colossal, continent sized giant lodged in the earth's core, so big that it can even be seen from space? Even if the Eternals did stop his birth, his size alone would displace immeasurable amounts of water and majorly frick up the tectonic plates, causing devastating tsunamis and earthquakes all over the planet that would kill more people than the Thanos snap.
I'd guess between 20 and 50 miles from water to top of highest finger, based on visible atmosphere & clouds. So big, but not THAT big. Like 5-10 Mt Everests.
I'm more interested in building a space elevator on it, a physical staircase leading to the mesosphere (made of ~infinite strength bricks) makes the rest of the way to geostationary orbit fairly trivial, even if you're not quite on the equator.
>kumail fricked his head up, shortened his life expectancy by about half, shrunk his dick and balls, further reinforced toxic masculinity standards in men and wasted every day for a year getting thick tan and juicy >To wear a dress for the entirety of a shitty D team Disney Marvel movie
The fact that there's not even a little reference in Doctor Strange, Moon Knight or Spider-man about a giant fricking robot-like humanoid popping from Earth's core is pretty telling about how much Marvel doesn't care about this movie.
the deviants main objective should have been breeding Salma Hayek character instead of trying to kill her
imagine those dog looking monsters dragging her in that cave ahah that would have been funny ahah
I think jon snow played a major character so he'll probably show up again
then when galactus or whatever shows up someone will have a throw away line explaining why they're not there to help
>movie takes place directly after Endgame since the un-snap is what wakes up the celestial >nobody seems to give a shit about billions of people coming back to life suddenly outside of a few lines >even when the Eternals all meet up they're more interested in talking about Captain America
What movie?
yea
I do not know what that is
I thought the celestial stuff and deviant stuff was fine, but holy frick the rest was shit.
Except for these two, these two were fantastic
I miss WMAF posting.
>Everyone in the audience just waiting for silly Indian photographer to do his magic
They should've just made a movie about a bumbling assistant. Or not made any more capeshit at all.
I would watch a movie about karun and kingo
Get woke go broke
To be fair, that costume looks idiotic, why is she in an awkward swimming costume? They don't even try anymore
homosexual
The movie has no huuuuuuxge breasts
Still disappointed this time
This applies to ALL female comic book characters, from She-Hulk to Scarlet Witch.
They will never show a woman in a leotard or a skimpy costume in modern flicks. Wonder Woman in a gravity defying skirt is as revealing as we're getting in capeshit
Not produced by Kevin Feige
Still skin colored tights
well if they don't then they're gonna have to explain why these frickwits are never around to help out
so par for the course
It was too kino and filtered millions
There was a lot of good story and world there, buried under the shit performances, boring dialogue, and bloated script.
They should reboot it in 10-15 years as a tv show.
Perfect example of the type of thing that should be on disney+ as a series.
The movie made Thanos a hero, because him killing half of all sentient life meant that Celestials couldn’t be born and devour all sentient life.
He killed half to prevent everyone from dying.
That’s how dumb this movie is.
so Thanos was also an eternal?
In the comics' lore, Thanos is half Eternal and half Deviant
But the deviants are bizarre animal monsters and the deviants look like humans. How did they end up fricking?
He's the forbidden offspring of natural Eternal procreation. Which somehow gave him Deviant traits.
the avengers killed more people than thanos because there are billions of planets now giving birth to celestials, killing 100% of the population instead of 50%. Sure, earth is saved, but that’s just one planet.
what the frick do Celestials even do?
I would rather that all life would die than to have to deal with giant gay robots.
They have sex
>meant that Celestials couldn’t be born
for a while.
>killing half of all sentient life meant that Celestials couldn’t be born and devour all sentient life
isn't that supposed to be something that happens once in like a million years
It got accelerated because half of universe disappeared and then everyone procreated to compensate, so when everyone came back there were more sentient life in total, which triggered Celestial births.
>then everyone procreated to compensate
You can't be serious
That’s what they said in the movie.
No they said the surge when the blipped came back did it
it's an actual thing that happened after plagues and the like probably has to do with real estate prices
>I killed trillions because... there is a greater threat
Damn they actually ripped off blizzard?
Why didn't he just snap away the celestials and replace them with some starbirth engine that didn't require sentient life to fuel its birth?
>I suddenly feel guilty for doing what I thought was right. Goodbye my friends. I must teleport to the sun and fly into it now.
He failed his mission and can't live with them as he fought against them. He has nothing.
It felt like they left his death a bit open in case they change their minds
Pure kino and it will be remembered fondly just like Snyder's work.
Only Disney could make a movie with Salma in it, that sucks. That takes some serious levels of incompetence.
That's super easy, she's a terrible actress whose only value is showing her breasts. So just don't show her breasts and have her acting and you ruined it.
I felt like everyone in the world including them knew it would be shit which is why they tried to prop it up with big names from 25 years ago and of course a mandatory game of thrones person or two
I don't know. Even things from The Incredible Hulk keep popping up every now and then.
do they have to pay jack kirbys estate any money for this?
>I invented these bracelets to amplify our powers and connect us together. Oh, sprite and icarus aren't here to get one? It's okay. The power of friendship will make theirs appear at the climax for no reason.
their final plan kept changing and somehow everyone knew what to do
Kingo didn't even appear in the final battle right? What a bloated mess of a movie.
Kind of. There will be no Eternals sequel. I doubt they even get a D+ show. Sersi and Jon Snow could join the Avengers and the rest show up in a cosmic movie like Nova or Silver Surfer. The Eternals action figures were such a disaster at retail that Target may stop selling Marvel shit.
the idea was okay but the story and pacing were bad, with too many characters. Should have cut off the indian movie star and the deaf mute speedster. At least they got Celestials right
>Should have cut off the indian movie star and the deaf mute speedster.
But they are literally the most fun and entertaining characters of the movie
this, they and druig were the best characters, they should have had more to do
instead they focus on angelina jolie who is useless and on the most boring MCU protagonists of all time
What brought on this question?
When will a MCU movie mention or show that there's petrified, colossal, continent sized giant lodged in the earth's core, so big that it can even be seen from space? Even if the Eternals did stop his birth, his size alone would displace immeasurable amounts of water and majorly frick up the tectonic plates, causing devastating tsunamis and earthquakes all over the planet that would kill more people than the Thanos snap.
It was the will of the force.
Let me guess, you have never seen a pussy in person?
it's not that big. the earth is barely curved in that shot.
just stop thinking ok. bigot?
Shut the frick up no one cares
I'd guess between 20 and 50 miles from water to top of highest finger, based on visible atmosphere & clouds. So big, but not THAT big. Like 5-10 Mt Everests.
I'm more interested in building a space elevator on it, a physical staircase leading to the mesosphere (made of ~infinite strength bricks) makes the rest of the way to geostationary orbit fairly trivial, even if you're not quite on the equator.
>kumail fricked his head up, shortened his life expectancy by about half, shrunk his dick and balls, further reinforced toxic masculinity standards in men and wasted every day for a year getting thick tan and juicy
>To wear a dress for the entirety of a shitty D team Disney Marvel movie
based
The fact that there's not even a little reference in Doctor Strange, Moon Knight or Spider-man about a giant fricking robot-like humanoid popping from Earth's core is pretty telling about how much Marvel doesn't care about this movie.
>get Salma Hayek in your movie
>hide her breasts
What’s the point
She's an old grandma nowadays you freak
the deviants main objective should have been breeding Salma Hayek character instead of trying to kill her
imagine those dog looking monsters dragging her in that cave ahah that would have been funny ahah
Be honest, that is your fetish, isn't it?
what? ahah no, it's just really funny ahah
it really wasn't that bad.
For a standalone movie it was decent, but not as part of the MCU continuity.
Not enough quips, too much drama, too slow and wordy?
I think jon snow played a major character so he'll probably show up again
then when galactus or whatever shows up someone will have a throw away line explaining why they're not there to help
Still a better Dune adaptation than DUNC.
Also made more money.
I liked this movie a lot
That doesn't look like anything to me.
>movie takes place directly after Endgame since the un-snap is what wakes up the celestial
>nobody seems to give a shit about billions of people coming back to life suddenly outside of a few lines
>even when the Eternals all meet up they're more interested in talking about Captain America
you expected a Marvel movie to not just have an asspull plot?
Good. Frick Kumail and his smug homosexual ass.
I don't keep up with comic book movies.
What movie?
Wheel of Time
i havent seen the film but from what i seen from trailers and some clips here, ikaris seems to be the coolest so hopefully he shows up again
Everyone's pretending this shit fest didn't happen
kumail didn't drink ox piss for you to crop him out
This movie getting such a low rating when it's better than a lot of the shit the MCU puts out is truly interesting
In.. humans? Never heard of em.