So the show was pretty damn explicit that these two arent gay but are pretending to please everyone in the town (aka the fanbase)
So why do people keep acting like they're actual homos
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That ship existed and was hugely popular decades before that episode aired
But people are saying its canon
they still were a couple in the future episode, do you even watch this show?
They're functionally a gay couple. Craig's dad gave an "its OK if you're gay" speech, they act like a couple when no ones around and they're married in to their 50s. Just accept you can't fight Japan and you'll be happier OP.
Looks like Japan needs a third atomic bomb.
It will only make the fujos stronger.
did they have rings on?
do any SP married couple have rings on?
It's called shipping
it usually has to do frick all with the actual content of a show
because homosexuals want to ruin everything they aren't at the center of
Because supposedly they stopped acting after that episode. I think Matt and Trey would do something explicit with them if they supposed to be gay for real at this point but Craig and Tweek haven't kissed yet so the possiblity of them.
The constant reminders that Craig and Tweek are gay is supposed to a joke on how token gay characters exist only to be gay but it's accidentally completely in line with modern gay writing and so doesn't come off as a joke at all to many Creek fans.
>The constant reminders that Craig and Tweek are gay is supposed to a joke on how token gay characters exist only to be gay but it's accidentally completely in line with modern gay writing and so doesn't come off as a joke at all to many Creek fans.
Or people annoyed by modern gay writing
If the show still had a bit of edge in it then Craig & Tweek would have murdered a bunch of wapanese girls and stole all their commission money. But South Park was never that rebellious and satisfying because it's written by a juvenile dimwitted hick who gets stepped on by everyone, you heard me Trey.
>gets BTFO in the comfy thread so has to make a new thread of his own
Good. Stay in your little thread, we'll keep posting about Creek (which is canon by the way, lol) in the main thread. Have fun seething in here!
Both of you are just embarassing, please move your little fandom fights to twitter where they belong
Roastie hands named minty wrote this
Yeah and OP is an insecure homosexual who's seething because of two fictional gay kids
I really dont care if they are gay, its just weird theyre explicably not but people just like to pretend that whole element of the episode didnt exist
This. No one cares if they are, its just fricking strange behaviour to act like their relationship isnt a commentary on pandering to shippers
>but people just like to pretend that whole element of the episode didnt exist
Just how people like you pretend that we're still in 2016 and that's the only time when South Park focused on their relationship.
They had a prominent role in other episodes and Fractured But Hole
Also weirdos like you wont stop talking about how cute the gay underage boys are
Dilate, groomer.
>these two arent gay but are pretending to please everyone in the town (aka the fanbase)
>So why do people keep acting like they're actual homos
because if I didn't their sacrifice would be in vain
God, SHUT UP! EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FRICK UP!
This episode wasn’t even that funny or interesting and I say that as someone who is completely neutral on Creek.
>He got btfo'ed so hard in that thread that he made a separated one
Kekerino
That thread is going to die soon anyways.
We're not moving here either way
I am. It’s the current SP thread up so this is where I’ll go.
How do we rank “Woodland Critter Christmas” as an episode?
I greatly preferred Stan's pajamas when they weren't plastered with Terrance and Philip that they barely use these days. Made him feel more ordinary.
Shippers are moronic.
The whole episode, all of it, is a joke mocking shippers. Two guys who arent gay and never talk are forced into a relationship purely to make random onlookers happy.
How the frick do you miss an analogy that blunt?
They mock the shippers by... giving them what they wanted?
>At no point where the Asian girls insulted or called weird for their shipping.
>The real life shippers got their art featured into an episode.
>After TxC Tweek and Craig are explicitly dating and are portrayed as a happy couple.
In the Fractured but whole they break up and it's made explicitly clear that Craig is not taking the break up well behind the scenes. Both of his parents have lines about how sad he is. They both willingly go into couples counseling and get back together.
Another thing to add: Craig states he's gay TWICE even after he broke up with Tweek and they were fighting. Anyone who still believes they're faking it is either a delusional homosexual or just straight up moronic.
Them constantly and randomly reminding people that they're gay is supposed to be a joke.
>He's still coping
They said so.
Who and what exactly?
Exactly, the shippers end up getting what they want, because if they didn't they'd cry like little b***hes about it. Seem familiar? South Park have done episodes like this before, such as the episode where they tortured and killed Britney Spears to show how toxic paparazzi and celebrity culture is. Just like she had to die in the end to convey the point, Tweek and Craig have to be forced into a gay relationship. It was never meant to be a happy ending, but if you weren't delusional you'd have realised this.
Why it's so hard to believe that they eventually fell for each other shortly after the yaoi fiasco?Why do you always fixate on Tweek x Craig episode's ending and completely ignore everything that happened between them afterwards and the words of M&T?
Stop being so butthurt over two paper cutouts gay kids
>because if they didn't they'd cry like little b***hes about it
Says who? No one was crying before they decided to make creek canon
You are so right, what a clear mocking tone they had throughout the episode, not at all meant to pay homage to an audience Trey doesn't understand but is still thankful for ("just because I don't understand it, doesn't mean I shouldn't support it"), which ends in the episode giving said audience exactly what they like, and continue to write cute creek moments in following unrelated episodes. I completely misunderstood it!
are we /comfy/?
have a nice day already
Do it yourself you lazy bastard.
yup... its comfy alright
No, let this shit thread die and migrate somewhere
>make another thread out of the four we already have up
You’re just asking for us to get purged by mods at this point.
Because it's cute. It's that simple
they don't even have personalities besides stereotypical seme/uke, I'd be embarrassed if I shipped this
>they don't even have personalities besides stereotypical seme/uke
Not really. They just act like a regular cutesy kid couple in canon. Sounds like you just have a personal issue with it for whatever reason
I mean the ship's portrayal in the fandom, Tweek is a uwu soft boy that's just crying all the time and Craig it this totally serious dom, I fricking hate it
That’s unfair, fandom portrayals of any character in anything are always shit and I say this as someone who doesn’t care about creek
Oh, well. That's just a matter of personal taste then anon. There's plenty of art showing them acting like just a regular cute couple, and plenty of art showing them in the opposite dynamics where Tweek is the more dominant one. Variety is the spice of life
“Seme/uke” dynamics or having only one person top is fricking boring with any ship
Well I'm not a gay guy but I have to imagine that there are at least some relationships where one party prefers to top most of the time and the other prefers to bottom. Sexual compatibility and and all that. Feel free to correct me
I’m not saying there aren’t tons of queers like that. I just am not interested in it both in fiction and irl.
youre absolutely right, theres a reason heterosexual couples are the way that they are. theres a reason people say "opposites attraact", and even gay couples typically have one party thats more feminine whereas the other is more masculine.
>even gay couples typically have one party thats more feminine whereas the other is more masculine
That's a meme, most gay couples become copies of each other and that's why masc4masc is a thing.
i dont care about homosexual youtube couples and yaaas queen homos. im talking about real people
Well for started to see real people you can open Grindr and see how many masc guys have "no fems" in their profiles, only closeted old men with pedo tendencies like feminine twinks.
Shut the frick up, you clearly have no idea what you're talking about
Where are my kyman sisters
Wrong image sorry
wrong image still? that doesnt look like Kyle Schwartz
I do like the Kyle S x Cartman posting because I think it’s funny but original kyman is my only true ship
The thumbnail makes it look likr cartman is puking
They're puking on each other. Also the hell are you doing in this thread.
Rosalina > Peach > Dogshit > Daisy
>Putting Peach above anyone
Opinion discarded.
Kek it's okay this is still pretty based
I havent been on much on these threads recently but the Kyman spirit forever lives on in my heart, anon
hello frens, i drew kyle today...
im too deep in that israelitey sauce
I like your linework.
thank u anonbro
Redraw pic related with cousin Kyle and Kyle standing up for him
You shut your homosexual mouth
something about this AU has me captivated
i think its the notion of a gross nerdy little tomboy whos "one of the guys" but not because shes cool or athletic but just cause shes so damn lame
Ouuh
based on what I can tell, they are in a relationship, but only because they like being in the relationship, not because they actually are attracted to each other.
Meaning, once they get older they will realize that relationship won't work, as they wouldn't want to make out or even frick the other guy.
>Meaning, once they get older they will realize that relationship won't work, as they wouldn't want to make out or even frick the other guy.
Is that why they're still together even after 40 years?
I always thought it's obvious Crag is the actual homosexual and he was just pretending to not be one because of his father. Not sure about Tweek but he seems pretty gay later in the show and game too.
That's what I'm thinking
>Not sure about Tweek
He's extremely clingy and needy with Craig
>Didn't reveal that they weren't actually gay in the Post-Covid special
I'm half convinced that the writers are trying to play them off as an actual gay couple despite having no chemistry.
>no chemistry
They're like 99% of real life couples where one is emotionally moronic but stable and one does all the emotional work but can get hysterical at times
Is fujos making the kids into attractive anime boys the female of equivalent of how male artists will draw cartoon girls with off model thicc bodies?
>is fans making characters simple charas uncharacteristically attractive to them personally the same as fans making characters simple charas uncharacteristically attractive to them personally?
yeah
Yes
You fool, you forget that "pretending to be in a relationship" is one of the most classic shipping tropes
Not only aré the whole Town homos, but pedos too.
Okay shooter.
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frick off mate don't turn the thread into this shite
Hey gays what did I miss?
Max what kinda nonsense are you on today
Nothing much. Just having fun with the unofficial SP creator and making my OC look more fierce for a change instead of cute.
Good, makes me more mysterious.
I still don’t know who you are.
Weird vent time. Tumblr and Twitter are moronic because when someone makes something in a fandom that they don’t like they don’t know how to just ignore it but even worse they can’t come clean and just say they don’t like it. They need to come up with some bullshit reason that it’s not PC and people are bad for liking it. I’m not just talking about certain ships but if someone ships it in a wrong way or way they don’t like. It’s weird because girls bullying each other over liking things that they don’t hasn’t stopped they just manipulate the idea of “being socially aware” to do it now.
do you mean people from outside the fandom or inside?
Inside, not just SP but since it’s an SP thread I’m mainly referring to that.>
well I'd say just ignore them
Hippity hoppity your fat Trey waifu is now my property. Come snatch him from my bloody hands wielding a .44 Magnum. Tresspass on my property at your own risk, Treygays.
Max are you well today?
Very well.
Oowww nooo you brought a gun to a monster fight :3 so sad (not really)
Just give it 5 more years. People are already tired of it and these teenage generational "attitudes" only last about a decade. No clue what gen alpha will be like but I imagine they'll be little freaks with brain damage and incomprehensible fetishes rather than moralgays. So maybe these threads are a glimpse into the future.
When do we start hornyposting about potential episode ideas
im still waiting for the episode where kyle and cousin kyle make out
I don’t want to talk about cousin Kyle anymore I want to talk about someone else
Nelly is underrated. Let's talk about that feisty girl.
Cripplefricker?
goddamit anon not everyone who wants to talk about an underrated character is a cripplefricker, at this point youre just using it to mean anyone who likes a chara you dont
>middle school, the boys become horny and curious about porn etc.
>Craig faps to gay porn daily, one day Tweek accidentally finds out
>Craig is embarrassed because so far he has thought Tweek as non-sexual and pure
>"it's okay Craig I'm not mad, I watch videos like that too"
>Tweek gets very comfortable with sharing his fap preferences with Craig, is surprisingly hypersexual because of ADHD and anxiety
>they're still afraid of trying anal sex and Tweek is nervous about sucking dick and choking so they just frot and Craig often uses Tweek's thighs to get off
Noice, I can totally see that happening
1. Hottest thing ever, I'm really into all that in specific so it works even better
2. Start writing teenage creek fanfics please, you're so based.
3. Accurate asf, they would. Especially the hypersexual tweek HC, I think he would definitely have that kind of behavior amplified by his disorders and whatever.
4. They absolutely would hold off on analyzing for the most part. Now that they've crossed the relationship threshold of "doing stuff together to make our dicks feel good" being a thing, they mostly just play it safe and find creative ways to rub with, for, against, or on eachother.
**anal
Analyzing. Lol
When will Tweek be ready to take Craig's dick up his ass?
He'll probably never FEEL ready, so Craig's just going to have to rape him one day
Maybe they'll try it when they get older, Tweek douches 10 times to make sure he's clean and doesn't eat anything before it but he still feels extremely anxious because he's scared of shit dick and it hurts so they stop very soon. He doesn't want to do it to Craig either so they don't try it again.
Then Craig looks for a different femboy who can take it like a champ?
No because Tweek would kill his substitute or himself. However Tweek finds out about edging and tries it on Craig who gets hooked on it.
There's such a shortage of Creek/Thomas threesome lewds despite the huge potential
I bet it would be weird to have sex with someone with the same name as your dad. If he moans out Thomas's name he'd probably immediately go soft.
>Craig loves spazzes
how cute... but isnt there someone else hes missing? another certain cute spazzy kid?
No? There's only two cute spazzes in this show
idk about that anon, we know theres a certain other spazz that Craig likes to hang out with
That's an ugly downie, not a cute spazz
i dont think Timmy has downs, he clearly doesnt display symptoms or physical traits of it, but i suppose there are rare cases where people with trisomy 21 dont actually display physical traits of down syndrome
still irs more likely just whatever inherented genetic deformity he got from his sibling fricker parents
Doesn't mean he can't give Craig a good frick
holy shit anon thats based
>Implying Craig would frick that
Craig loves him! I'm sick of your ignorance, I'm sick of you not seeing what's right in front of you, Craig loves spazzes, his wee little dick gets so hard for kids who can't control their outbursts. he wants to hear Tweak screams and twitches break up their makeout session. he wants to hear Thomas swear uncontrollably under him. and if you look at him for one second and tell me he doesn't cream his long homosexual pants whenever Timmy shouts something completely unintelligible and probably smacks him up side the head when he spazzes out, you're as blind as they come. Craig loves this drooling tard, he loves his loud screaming and he practically can't contain his boner when he headbangs like the mental case that he is. he wants to sit on his lap right in that chair and give him special ed. he's gonna frick the ginger spazz and you can't do anything g about it.
Not only does Craig not want to frick spazzes, he is also straight.
>he is also straight
They are playing pretend in that game.
Craig and Tweek are basically the only kids that haven't altered their personalities for their superhero personas (Craig literally doesn't give enough shit about it to come up with fancy backstories or costume like the others), it's just them but with superpowers.
So stop coping, you look pathetic.
No, that's Craig thinking New Kid is a boy (because they always think New Kid is a boy) when you've made your New Kid a girl. It's the same as how Butters call you really pretty for a boy and Kenny tells you he wants to protect you like his little sister when you are playing as a girl. Wendy is the only one aware of you being an actual girl.
the gender thing in TFBW is really daft tho
in TSOT, it makes sense to only play as a boy because the girls are a separate faction, and the whole game revolves around a sort of childrens play motif where the boys n girls dont get eachother
i understand its no longer needed in TFBW since its a diff game and girls are now involved, but there was no reason for them to turn gender picking into such a production. there werent even any good jokes, it was just a pain and for nothing
The joke is that it doesn't matter what gender you pick, the boys will still think you're a boy.
but theres nothing funny or even fun in the actual gender picking process, its just a painful, almost played straight expirience of waddling to school and sat in a counsulers office while he pisses his pants over saying something offensive and makes no gags whatsoever as you scroll thru a gender list, and then get a shitty encounter.... and then you gotta do it AGAIN with a bigger list and an equally unfunny scene. its all faff. again, its referential humor done badly, as if the mere fact of mentioning "haha gender... thats a thing" is gonna be funny
I disagree
Unrelated to the argument but that scene is especially funny because if I remember correctly, it happens if you make your new kid a trans man, which means Craig either hates women so much he can subconsciously see through New Kid's disguise and SENSE that they're not a real man,, or he's passive-aggressively outing them basically saying "I know you're a chick. You can't fricking fool me, douchebag".
Both of which are pretty funny.
Craig is the gay equivalent of super straight
Agreed.
new pasta?
Oh fine, I guess he can join the party too
yessss
I feel like they will try it again after a while since Tweek can tell that Craig is lowkey disappointed despite not complaining about it. They will fail again during the second try but third time's the charm and from there on Tweek will be addicted to his boyfriend's DS9HKdick.
This but it instead ends with Craig being like "Honey, you don't have to be the one on the receiving end if it stresses you out this much.." trying to be supportive, but it actually convinces Tweek enough to go through with it and he ends up fricking Craig
>Top Tweek
Cry about it, b***h. Every time you whine and throw a shitfit because someone even happens to mention Tweek fricking, it only fuels me to post about it more.
idk what you're talking about. There's no dick in this image. Craig is simply in a gamer rage over the sight of the Widow and Triachnid.
This is probably the cringiest post in this aids infected thread, that should tell you something.
I don't even dislike bottom Craig. I mostly don't like top Tweek. There are some ships where it's clear Craig should be the bottom, like pic related
Then why post the vomiting anime girl and reply to it
That wasn't me. I was the one who said the thing about blue dicks.
I have read a fic about that before
excuse me chef but im gonna need some SAUCE on this
what the hells going on in this
Ok fine but for future reference, don't do the whole redditor animememe "zamn, chief! Sauce plz?" bullshit, please. Ask for the source/artist like a normal fricking person next time.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98045500
thanks dude honestly all i did was ask for sauce using more than one word, chill out
Sorry I'm just pissed off about work. I apologize for overreacting earlier. My bad.
Not them but sauce originated from this site not Reddit.
its good bro, i didnt take it personally i just thought it was funny honestly
I was thinking of that possibility but Tweek would probably feel uncomfortable doing Craig too. He'd just be too anxious doing anything related to anal or oral but he might eventually learn to enjoy blowjobs at least, his style at first is just licking and kissing the dick while jerking it and taking the load in his mouth but later he gets braver and properly sucks it.
If there is a kyman sister lurking give me a fetish and I’ll make a greentext for you
jello fetish
Can you be more specific?
jello fetish
>Cartman and Kyle are b***hing at each other
>they calm down
>eat jello
>sex
I wish the kids making fun of Clyde for being chubby wasn't a one-off thing. Then we could get a funny weight loss episode where Clyde tries and fails at various exercise routines haha!
Because it pleases them, duh
how come is ok for south park to sexualize fictional minors but someone else does it and twitter loses their minds?
Twitter would hate us but they don’t know we exist.
Are you moronic? Where do you think all the SP kid porn comes from?
South Park has general immunity since being gross and shocking has been it's thing for 20+ years.
in a lot of cases moralgays on twitter either dont watch or even downright hate the thing they claim to like, they usually just consume secondary fan content of it while hating everything the show has produced, but their unrelenting autistic attachmemt to things combined with feminine spiteful and passive aggressive nature forbids them from allowing things they dislike to carry on existing without intervention, so they feel the need to reclaim, take ownership of and "fix" the things they like
What would take for creek denier cucks to admit defeat if they still go 'b-but muh fake relationship!' even after the creators confirmed the nature of their relationship and they're still together after 40 years? Have them kiss? Show their dicks to each other? On-screen anal intercourse?
itll never be canon, especially not as canon as pic rel
shut up cripplehomosexual
Because it's funny.
Next question
How do we kill the comfy threads? Just a hypothetical question.
you cant
Does Butters taste like butter?
He tastes like bunnies. He's a terrible sustenance for long periods of time.
W-Will you marry me?
The show was also explicit that Token was fine with being called that, but the creators and people running the wiki spread UH ACKSHUALLY IT'S TOLKIEN everywhere.
It's a joke, you know this show is comedy
Maxgay has officially lost it kek, mindbroken
Careful, I'm contagious~~
Trey is still in my possession and I'm not sharing... yet. We can start our negotiations now.
Sit back and relax, let my cat Black personman give you a massage, Treygay.
Who's the greatest winged gay that ever lived?
Max.... do you wanna calm down and come to bed?
Unf! What are we gonna do on the bed, Nathan-san?
nothing gay Max
I'll make sure of it, CF. But I'm the man in this relationship. hehe.
Max no.... we both know thats not true
Just kiss already.
Someone put Max on a leash
Oops, why did you have to give me that idea now?
Mmm. Your tears are delicious, anons.
How did we break Max to this point? This is reaching Kylegay levels of spergery
This scene wasn't gay you guise.
The power! The power of a israelite and a white man in 1 !!! One should not have all this power at his fingertips.
Calm down you schizo
based drawbro
Sorry for the late reply, canuck. this was for you
TopKek.
Awwww you shouldn't have... I'm kidding, you totally should have.
This is probably the worst thread we had in a while, congrats.
who is we you fricking homosexual? this isn't your little comfy womfy community, frick off
shut up cucky
If you prison gay long enough you become real gay.
Just like how arranged marriages have higher reported rates of marital satisfaction, they fake it til they make it.
Oh I'm sorry does this turn you on, anons? I didn't realize.
so this is it....this is /comfy/
Tier list of insufferable shipgays, most to least
1. Creekfujos. Cinemaphile Creekers are even more annoying than tumblrite, twittard, and underage Creekers, and that’s saying something.
2. Miscellaneous rarepair gays. We know you only say you like Cryle, Crennt, and Kendy for attention, homosexuals.
3 - Lianegay gets his own tier. Pants on head moronic and most likely got banned for spamming liane comfy threads.
4 - Charactergays shipping themselves with South Park characters. Based, but still moronic and annoying.
5 - Max - he probably ships himself with his self-insert OC. Annoying.
6 - Kymangay, singular. nobody cares you can’t get dicked by Matt anymore Trey.
7 - Treyfricker - Annoying daily, but at least they just say their piece then vanish.
It’s you shiphomosexuals that make the South Park fandom genuinely unbearable.
suck me
I think the people that get into detail how they want to frick the underaged boys are much worse but that's just my opinion I guess, it's the shippers we all have to worry about
No one cares what a whiny homosexual like you thinks
Ok so what are you going to do about it?
I forgot Bunnygay, but I think I scared them off already when I told them Butters is a shitty character and that they don’t watch the show. Usually a 4.
>Implying anyone would care what some random autist on a thai painting newsgroup board says
>kymangay
>singular
There are at least six of us last time we polled.
>Stan! Stan come help me make this catnip!
I want to _pet the Randy cat
Does pic related work?
Do you like fish sticks?
You anons wanna look at him? just don't feed him.
so whos in horny jail?
good
now were alone
And just let him starve? He subsists on semen anon this is inhumane.
Oh fine, but don't come crying to me when you cum and he just keeps sucking, don't say I didn't warn ya. He's insatiable.
what an odd thread
Ok Mr Parker just a few more blocks and we're scott free, let's hope the stunt double was good enough of a distraction to keep the horny Treyfrickers in check enough for us to escort you to safety.
THAT'S TREY!!! GIVE ME YOUR SEMEN RIGHT NOW!
whiskey tango foxtrot fubar fubar
PROCEED TO PLAN Bravo Bravo BUGS BUNNY.
What's happening
The Treyfrickers are catching onto us! hurry it up hurry it up
I think our resident schizo is flirting with the resident treyfrickers
Alright I now see why you guys hate Max.
Max saved this thread
shut up Max
i hate Max im gonna *makes out with him*
Fanbase =/= society.
No one gives a shit about your little circuit of tumblr homosexuals and discord trannies. You people are not the cause nor even even the consequence of anything. "Fandoms" are merely an unfortunate bi-product of society and media.
Can we talk about kyman scenarios where Kyle wins? I love me some Kyle getting fricked over but I also like Cartman fricking himself over while trying to frick Kyle.
yeah the one where he fricks his cousin and cartman watches angrily pls man i just need some incest here
frick off with your ugly fetish already
implying kyle and cartman aren't both uggos too
kyle's canonically cute and gets hot when he grows up and cartman is just fat.
Despite the thread's hateboner for him, Kyle is attractive in canon. Cartman is ugly but ugly bastard on hot person is a top tier fetish. Ugly bastard on ugly bastard is just gross.
>ugly bastard on hot
yeah, so how about some cousin kyle on kyle2?
Because Cousin Kylegays don't do it right and make it like Cousin Kyle is the attractive one. I'm not saying you're wrong or bad for it but it's not my cup of tea and I want to greentext about regular kyman. Also I prefer my ugly bastards to be fat. Still, if you wanna post about it don't stop on my behalf.
alright, thank you for your blessing
now that you mention it, chubby cousin kyle sounds adorable
>kyle
>uggo
Objectively incorrect.
I liked the one with Cartman accidentally attracting the attention of Cousin Kyle but the "cousin kyle is actually a girl' autism ruins it. Also Cousin kylegays kept trying to move the attention away from kyman onto Cousin Kyle when we talked about it.
so how would you write this scenerio? make kyle2 jealous?
Which boy is going to be a bawd when he gets older?
Kenny is canonically a bawd
Kenny? Duh
Kenny of course
Jimmy (bet he's going to score the most with girls)
Tweek if he breaks up with Craig for a while
>anon thinks this is ugly
But I don't, they're both hot but Matt is straight so that makes him just slightly less hot.
I'm talking about
He's still hot even old. Also my statement wasn't against Treygays I was replying to the Anon who said Kyle was ugly.
hes attractive, yes, but im a top, anon. he may be physically appealing to the eyes, but he doesnt awaken those "need to dominate and breed" feelings that Trey does, yknow?
That's not how he looks these days, that's pretty old pic. However he looks very attractive for his age, especially compared to Trey.
They're both so fricking hot bros I need them to have gay sex in front of me
look at their body language. look how Matt sits legs open, body relaxed, head high... whereas Trey is sitting smaller, covering himself, holding his arm and looking in. literal submissive body language
Exactly, not to mention it's been said so much that Trey is shy and conflict avoidant, which are both submissive characteristics. He went to hide in the bathroom multiple times instead of facing Isaac Hayes.
god... i need to suck on his clit
Imagine him being so head over heels for you that he'd do anything, so needy for your affection and approval that you had him wrapped around your finger and totally submissive. What a good loving boy he is.
anon this image quite literally physically brought a tear to my eye and made my wiener twitch i think its time i log off
>The fujoshi stare
Which one is the one that had a creek tumblr before being hired?
all of them
How many of them post here?
Jesus Christ Matt looks so much like one of my uncles in this pic. No, I'm not israeli, but I am a slav
That makes me wonder what's the demographic of this place
I'm from the balkans
We know for a fact we have one ginger.
>Matt looks so much like one of my uncles
Same and I've always thought he was hot
t. Trey Parker
Please stop posting 3DPD I'm going to be sick
I love this self-righteous butthole.
Cripplefricker did you used to have a tumblr
why do you ask?
not one i ever posted south park art on...
Because you remind me of someone who had very similar taste to you many years ago but it must be a coincidence.
oh? please share
This was five years ago. I don't remember their tumblr or even know if they still have one.
>anon shits on cripplefricker for being into ugly kids but not treyfrickers for being into an old homosexual or kymangays for being into a fat frick
The pathetic ex-twink man and the fat frick are still hotter than some tards
just open your heart to the handicapped
embrace their sexual appdal
Why must we fight when we have so much in common
I guess so? the idea kinda makes sense if youthink It about
the town stopped giving a shit about them after that episode (or at the very least after s19) though
I think OP is trying to say that the real life audience is now a stand in for the town and Tweek and Craig are still pretending to be gay for (You). Real meta, but I still don't agree because, while a lot of fujos would cry and shit their pants, I'm sure most of the SP fanbase don't and won't give a real shit if they break up.
thats profound
unfortunately i think youre wrong
creek is cemented as one of those untouchable nothing ships. on one hand, normies dont care for it, but on the other hand itll.. "look bad"... if theyre broken up, at least from M&Ts perspective. they already admit theyre cowardly when it comes to how they handle this one.
its like a big brand putting out some queer ad and changing their icon for pride month- no one cares, no one is impressed, and the brand itself isnt even doing it under the assumption that itll accomplish anything if they do. they just know theyd be damned if they DONT.
chill and control your autism, it's not that fricking deep.
yknow its true
no, you're reading too much into it like the schizo you are
I really don't think Matt and Trey give that much of a shit anon, at this point you're just finding a cope reason for why they haven't broken up because you can't accept that Matt and Trey just like them at least for now.
Craig and Tweek aren't not going to be break up because they are gay but because
>1. Matt and Trey think Creek is cute
>2. Creek is pretty much the only couple people are rooting for except maybe for Stan and Wendy.
>3. It gives them writing material.
>4. They already broke up once. They can't do a break-up and make-up plot twice.
Like nobody would care if Big Gay Al and Mr Slave were to divorce even though they are an established gay couple in the show.
>He's still at it
At this rate you're going to ran out of excuses my dude
I'm starting to think the reason people get annoyed with cripplefricker is because they keep trying to insert the characters they like into other ships. Like they're trying to push Timmeh into Creek now.
It's really just Timmy/Craig in and of itself, just a separate ship.
>now
CraigxTimmy anon has been trying to push their thing for a while
Making his dick blue won't save you
>She really thinks this will pass because she colored the junk
Kek enjoy your ban dumb roastie
Goodnight
Yeah goodnight as well. Here's your goodnight kisses, everyone.
Why is Kyle so happy?
>2022
>People still butthurt because of their pure and gay romance
Based
>start writing fanfction because of thread
>have already written 20000 words in less than a week
H-Help me...
fricking CHAD! keep going bro
>ageswap with siblings au
>Kyle is 5
>Cartman is 15
How does their dynamic change?
>arguing about who is the top and who is the bottom
Commit log off
I still don’t know what North Park is.
Town near South Park where a bunch of OCs live, have their own thread on /i/ because they were kicked off Cinemaphile.
>check out /not/
Holy shit and I thought this place was autistic.
assuming you meant /npg/ its because they directly spawned from these threads. Their autism is like if you took some of our autism and put it in a separate box to grow on its own.
Yeah it’s ascended. I won’t be posting there but in a way I respect it.
>Tweek getting peru'd
https://twitter.com/degenerate_ari/status/1541496124619587584
Damn Craig is really going for that lactation
What’s the stupidest SP fan drama you’ve ever seen on other websites?
something something kyman creek style twitter tumblr tiktok something something
Nothing will ever beat zoomer SP gays that hate the show for being problematic but still draw fan shit. You can not name anything more moronic than this. The fricking North Park shit is more sane than that.
I've seen this happen to a bunch of other cartoons for adults where the content is edgy shit but all the fanart is uwu fluff, I blame twitter and proshippers in general that will be at your throat if you draw just something slightly problematic
What the goddamn is a proshipper
someone that is against portraying rape, incest and other problematic stuff in fanart because autists can't tell the difference between fiction and reality I guess
I thought proshippers were people who didn't care about ships, and antishippers enforced rules about ships
yeah pretty much? altough its all gay nu-net terminology... sure, technically proshippers are a bit closer to what we had back in the day, being "who cares? dont like dont read" but the act of calling urself that still outs you as a massive loser
frickin hell, fandom was always associated with being a weird frick, just like what you like and bully everyone regardless for fun, dont turn it into a moral crusade
It used to be this way, but the implication that just being in a fandom makes you a weird frick is no longer a thing because fandom is now mainstream. Now, "antishippers" will just insist they are normal people and throw a fit at any dubious fictional content (could be south park or could be some random incest fanfic), so if someone wants to call themselves a dumb name like proshipper I think it makes sense to kind of be like "don't like don't read" just upfront.
Because most people won't say they're against the weird stuff, they will just fricking turn nasty to you without notice. I hate this divide but it is what it is.
resist and retvrn
Why aren't you able to look up things yourself moron?
> "A proshipper is someone who thinks fictional p*do and in*st and r*pe are okay."
The term you're looking for is "mentally stable."
No you got it backwards actually, a "proshipper" is someone that thinks you shouldn't be harassed for the way you indulge in fiction no matter what that may be. Not all proshippers will be into rape or age gap or incest but they won't witch hunt you if you are.
In a way, Matt and Trey are kind of "proshippers", or rather "profiction", because they too believe there shouldn't be limits to what you can portray in a fictional setting and are very against censorship.
>we're at the thought crimes stage of collapse
Good good, we really needed more realities, one isn't nearly nightmarish enough.
Not to catastrophize but modern fandoms are a cultish breeding ground for leftist extremists that unironically want to censor everything.
Right, but an antishipper will call you out anyway even if you never drew stuff for them and they could just easily ignore you
TL;DR a fandom police exists now, and it's ridiculous for IPs like South Park or other adult shows
Yes, they will actively seek out "proshippers" to harass, call out, witch hunt, stalk, doxx, threaten, and so on.
We've all heard the needle in the cookie at comicon story, have we not?
>a crazy person offers a fanartist at comicon homemade cookies, the artist naively accepts the offer, turns out the person had put needles in them because the artist shipper sans and frisk from undertale together, the artist pierced their tongue biting into it
no fricking shit if you dont (organically) gatekeep a fandom and let a buncha easily offended BPD underage girls feel welcome theyll take over
i mean its been illustrated in the great downfall of the empire of homestuck generations before ours
>if you dont (organically) gatekeep a fandom
People with the good old don't like don't read mindset are actually the vast minority in current fandom spaces. Most fandoms will even publicly harass you and ridicule you for harmless stuff like a piss fetish or being autistic in the wrong way, let alone the rest, the more taboo stuff.
It's like... gentrification, I don't know. The weirdos have been pushed out and fandom spaces have been made all pure and friendly and clean. But it's a phenomenon that's bigger than just fandom, I think social media in general is doing it, probably because it benefits companies for ads and shit.
In the end it's all a little connected, the need to sanitize and control everything is taking over and who benefits the most from this movement are big corporations buying the ad space. Can't have ads in a troubling environment, that's why youtube disabled their dislikes. Or whatever.
Freedom of expression is on the line.
TL;DR: I really agree with the social commentary of season 19.
Actually BASED
Did this person get arrested? Some people need special therapy and a reality check
First of all that homemade cookie story didn't even happen in USA it happened in China. Also the original Chinese post never mentioned it was related to shipping that's just how tumblr twisted it. Also the fanartist in question had lot of personal drama behind her and she was known for scamming people so it was most likely related to that.
Second it's a fricking joke that adult people label themselves as "proshippers" and waste their time arguing with little kids online and then cry how they get harassed. I draw the most degenerate shit possible on the internet and no one has been going after me because I don't stir shit on purpose.
Because you don't have any followers anyway lol
It may be that I remember the story incorrectly or I've read a version that was disproven, so let's disregard that.
Have a random video on it so you can take this person's words on what I was referring to and not me.
But what you said isn't true, because people who make degenerate content like yourself have been harassed for it without having interacted with teens. Some proshippers do that shit and discourse all day but they're losers, not the majority from my experience.
That video pretty much debunks the whole theory it was about shipping, it's one of those tumblr fake stories from 2010s but had somewhat real life basis and back then people didn't think someone could actually read the original Chinese post.
That's okay, sorry for bringing that specific example up then.
My point is that this real life harassment didn't really happen as often as people say because it was all based on fake stories. What may happen is teens calling out artists on Twitter over dumb shit but what's the worst thing that can happen? I swear people are too soft today if they think saying "have a nice day" online is serious.
One of my favorites is that guy who caught shit on twitter and he called up his lawyer and threatened to take them to court for slander with pics of prepared documents. It shut those vapid roastie c**ts up quick kek
Once the slander starts going around the people can be pretty vicious and persistent, and the huge number of them can be bad for mental health. I don't know if you're familiar, but just look at how people talk about that webcomic boyfriends. It may not be deathly serious but a persistent mocking done by thousands of people is absolutely harassment.
I'm not going to be a hypocrite and say that's terrible because Something Awful/Cinemaphile in general started doing that to people way before Twitter teens
I just disagree with witch hunts no matter who's doing them when it's for something as stupid and inconsequential as fiction.
>but just look at how people talk about that webcomic boyfriends
what happened?
Yeah that one. It's hard to describe what happened because it doesn't make sense to me.
A bunch of people decided arbitrarily that it was "fetishization" (despite the author being the same minorities that they draw) and a cult like hatedom for it and them has quickly spread since, with people rushing to try and make up slander on the author to justify their hate. It all makes no sense but you'll still see posts about it go viral.
apparently women aren't allowed to draw yaoi anymore
>I don't know if you're familiar, but just look at how people talk about that webcomic boyfriends.
NTA but you mean that one with kawaii uwu pretty boys made by some sea fujo? I find it cringe too but I don't know why it has such a strong hatedom when there's worse shit out there
>don't know why it has such a strong hatedom
female jealousy, like 99% of twitter hate campaigns
>female jealousy
Explain
>artist draws something that becomes popular
>other artists want to get popular too but are too lazy to gitgud
>start getting involved in hate campaigns to bring down the popular artist instead using that time to get better
This is what happened to Vivziepop too by the way, whether Cinemaphile wants to admit or not. She did what most web animators are not capable of doing aka getting shit done instead crying about hardships and that pissed off some people.
I always thought the Vivziepop hate was moronic anyways but I don’t have a Twitter I r Tumblr so zoomers shrieking is irrelevant to me
She's rather unpleasant as a person but she's not different or worse than other upper middle-class libtard cali young women so yeah, 95% of the hatred towards her is out of jealousy for what she has accomplished as an (indie) artist.
its really just one of those cases where a thing becomes le popular to hate, like Justin Bieber or Dream or NFTs or what have ya, its a monthly trend. it doesnt matter what your opinions on each topic are or if you think theyre actually bad, theres a certain clout to hating them
>boyfriend is hated by tier erufjos
God what dumb fricking regards. All those zoomer moron b***h no personality prostitutes are capable of making us characters in pride gear and someone makes an exact comic about that and it’s still not good enough for them? Nuke all women on Twitter between the ages of 14 and 20 please make the world a bet r place this self centered prostitute leeches don’t contribute to anyways anyways they can’t buoy they only know jeep to destroy
This but unironically
(Most) zoomers were a mistake
>between the ages of 14 and 20
I have terrible news for you about women anon. Even a ton of the ones who "transition" are shit at not being women.
>between the ages of 14 and 20
Try between the ages of 13 and 25, actually.
I wouldn't want to lose half of my social media followers because someone is taking shit I drew out of proportion and is making me look especially bad on some bloated call out post
You wouldn't lose your followers because they're there to see your art and don't give a shit how degenerate it is, however if you start getting too involved in internet drama they might get annoyed and leave. Even Shadman didn't lose his most of his followers after he drew e-girl of real life kid but then he got arrested for an actual assault.
Shadman was all about edgy shit you dumbfrick why should people unfollow him for that
Exactly. If you just do what you like then others who like that stuff too will follow you no matter what.
>You wouldn't lose your followers because they're there to see your art
You can if your account gets suspended, but the real kicker here is that you don't have to make content at all to be caught in it. People nowadays will call you out and proceed to stalk you for months on end if they catch you following someone that makes content they don't agree with.
The only way to avoid this is stay out of fandoms, which is a good way, but in that case you'll be a random nobody with 5 followers and at that point you might as well not be on social media since you're not being very social aside from following others. And people nowadays are so sensitive they'll give you shit for stuff that's not degenerate at all, like kyman.
Kyman is kind of inherently degenerate just by being kyman.
t. kymansister
Well the suspension is another thing and it sucks, but that's more an issue of modern centralized internet and how you can't post anything too raunchy on most places because of advertisers. But I agree getting out of fandoms and just doing shit is the best way to avoid this, it's why I like Trey Parker and Matt Stone too because they don't waste their time on social media like modern cartoon creators.
>that's more an issue of modern centralized internet and how you can't post anything too raunchy on most places because of advertisers. But I agree getting out of fandoms and just doing shit is the best way to avoid this, it's why I like Trey Parker and Matt Stone too because they don't waste their time on social media like modern cartoon creators.
I completely agree with you, unfortunately the way the internet is structured now (centralized, no niches) helps this type of toxic atmosphere fester, and it's best to stay out of it if you can. Though it's still sad that you have to do that now, when it wasn't this way once. I would like to see more of Matt and Trey but I understand why they don't want that, it makes sense and I respect that, I think they're cool for choosing that.
And I'm sorry for repeating myself, but some of the recent social commentary south park has done is really spot on. That whole millennials against canada thing? You just know Kyle would be an anti and Cartman a proshipper (and fujo, the worst of the worst).
You can see Trey doing this
>No horses in this area
>goes there anyway
What a dumb horse, looks like he needs some whipping
Yeah because he's always been a bit of a bawd for attention deep down, while Matt is the true chad who won't even show his face.
But imagine what kinds of crazy shit Trey would tweet about, a part of me just thinks it would be fun to see, like you go in his replies and it's all people hating on Randy? That's hilarious. Unfortunately most of the people in those comments would be zoomers with flag profile pictures, and they're annoying as frick and underage.
But you know where he could get a lot of attention? Here. Trey should unironically post in /comfy/.
Anyway, I'm really glad his family has an instagram, you have no idea.
Trey and Matt are probably the embodiment of that "showing an object in a picture: men vs women" meme, where Matt would just show you the object, whereas Trey would mug the camera and probably do a face
Are you calling Trey a woman
hes clearly feminine
femininity isnt exclusive to women- in fact its the other way around, we only call certain traits masculine or feminine because we observe them mostly in men or women respectively
anyone can have fem traits, but Trey certainly has... a lot of em
I feel kinda bad about sexualizing him in such a wholesome family moment, but then again not nearly enough to stop doing it.
theres nothing quite so sexually appealing like a man who will give you a family
i think cartman would be a self conscious anti just for giving hell to the stuff he doesn't like, like how he did in cartoon wars about family guy
>cartman acts like an anti so he can shut off things he doesn't like by accusing them of something
>is actually secretly a proship as evidenced by his diary
>kyle is actually vocally a proship because muh freedom of speech
>if you press him on it, he's actually repulsed by most non-vanilla fiction
>cartman tries to call out his hypocrisy
>kyle insists that it doesn't matter what his own feelings are, those people have freedom of speech and should be allowed to make what they want
>cartman is discovered to actually be proship, is in hot water because he surrounded himself with antis
>kyle, for the first time in his entire life, defends cartman's right to make anything he wants in fiction
>...cartman uses that right to draw racist and antisemitic stuff
>kyle accidentally emboldened cartman to draw it and can't take it back
>>a crazy person offers a fanartist at comicon homemade cookies, the artist naively accepts the offer, turns out the person had put needles in them because the artist shipper sans and frisk from undertale together, the artist pierced their tongue biting into it
I remember hearing abouh that in /utg/. God I miss the first year of /utg/, there was a guy who was hospitalized because he ate his dog’s shit because he was horny wanted to pretend his was doggos.
b***h got them kyman shoes.
Why can't I find a gf that dresses like this?
Stan getting blacked is the only good thing that happened to south park in the last 4 seasons
>Token getting bleached is the only good thing that happened to south park in the last 4 seasons
ftfy
They're perfect for each other and now Kyle can finally be with Cartman
>Stan gets blacked
>Kyle gets ugly bastarded
What does Kenny get?
We are setting up clear canon couples, everyone has a match.
>Stan with Token
>Cartman with Kyle
>Kenny with Butters
>Craig with Tweek
>Clyde with Bebe
>Jimmy with Timmy
Am I forgetting someone?
>Kenny with Butters
This ship is so fricking forced. The Hawaii episode was fun because we got to explore the dynamics of two characters who don't interact much, but Butters saying Kenny was the nicest kid makes zero sense. KYLE and STAN have at least attempted to do nice things for Butters unprompted, like half-heartedly trying to protect him from Cartman's schemes when they themselves aren't participating in them. But Kenny has never given a singular shit about Butters and very often just stands idly by or contributes to his misfortune. People just like it because they're both blonde, cute, and have a cute ship name
I love Kenny but he's put on a pedestal. Not to the extent that Kyle is but Kenny is seen as an always good wholesome boy when he regularly joins the other three in butthole shit and helped Cartman out with his schemes from time to time.
>Kenny with Butters
Dumb shit Kenny should end up with a girl. He loves pussy too much to quit.
Tolkien needs a redesign if he's gonna be a main character, Trey.
Give Tolkien a hat
Gay South Park shota is the weirdest turn I've ever seen in a fanbase, never would I ever expect to see that shit before the Graig x Tweek Episode. That damn episode, that CHANGED things. Yes I know it existed before, but not to this extent, its weird seeing a crude show that about kids laughing at farts turned into this. I blame this for friends going from calling me the dumb/funny friend to the gay/"twink" friend. We compare ourselves to fictional characters, with south park, I was thinking I was one of the moronic adults, like Garrison, but they agreed I was Tweek instead, a character who is constantly on edge when I'm someone who never is and is constantly jaded. I hate this ship. I do not like modern south park.
Get new friends, simple as. They sound like fujo douchebags. Modern South park and the fans suck ofc, but this seems like a you problem, not "modern south park".
>fujo
Funny story, I didn't go to high school with my friend, however he considers me funny and creative, so he came to me when he wanted to do video projects for the class. I have no source for this, but apparently a girl liked our dynamic enough to right fan fiction of us. I have no idea if that's actually true.
Lucky. In early middle school, before me and my boyfriend were together, (I shit you not) this girl at our lunch table shipped us and drew vore fetish fanart of us together "as a joke" which caused a chain reaction with the rest of the table jokingly shipping us afterwards for whatever reason.
I don't wanna blog post again but blah blah blah the whole creek development is eerily similar to how me and my boyfriend met irl as well as tweek and craig as characters reflecting our individual personalities accurately too.
>Your friends call you a twink
Show us a picture of yourself, or describe yourself, please.
I'm not going to post a picture of myself on Cinemaphile. I do have blonde hair that I like growing it out shaggy like and I have blue eyes. I guess that's enough for them to label someone as a "twink" among other things they say. But this is their words not mine, I have widow's peak and a slight beer gut that they don't seem to notice.
I wanna write a fanfic based on that 1stGen AU we discussed about a month ago.. any ideas on how to start it off? An initial small plot or something? I'm really new to fanfiction writing and I'm not sure how to start, or what I would write about to initially begin the story..
It's up to the individual but I like to make a basic chart plotting the events of the story before I really dive in.
Ooh good idea
Women with no father figure and homosexual men get off to underage boys sodomy, what else is new?
I'll be a father figure for them
What is it about not having a father figure that makes male homosexuality so attractive?
The North Park stuff is bordering on the most autistic thing I have ever seen and I was on Deviantart for years
is that good or bad?
It's impressive
I'll take that as a compliment
>get asked by someone to add warnings to my fanfiction because of poop jokes
>they're barely there
It's... South Park fanfiction.
What
When people warned me about clown world I never realized how funny living in it could be.
Who here would read a Homestuck x South Park fic? I'm cringe enough to do it for an audience.
A really good one already exists but it was abandoned years ago.
>abandoned years ago
we MUST fill the void
Got a link? i wanna make it shitpost-y so seeing what they did will help
Homepark on AO3, it was already done near perfectly just not finished
Ha, it certainly maintained the Homestuck style and kept most stuff in character, fic probably died because it was dreadfully boring and repetitive with all the logs though. Homestuck takes ages to get to the good parts, so it’s understandable.
Hellpark already exists
Hellpark is fricking ugly and gay.
But mostly ugly
>look up Hellpark
What the frick is this shit
correct
ugly and gay
Unironically the North Park shit was better than whatever this is.
dude dont you love it when characters look nothing like their original counterpart
Who is this even supposed to be? Although as a kymangay I've been putting up with straight anime Kyle for years so I'm of used to moronic fan designs.
its supposed to be Gregory from BLU
>Trey and Matt using turtle necks to fruitlessly cover the stench of unwashed fujo crack
I actually really like Kyle despite these threads hatred for him I think his hair is cute.
Iw ant him to ksd Carttmna and then they are sddsis frie
yalright buddy? you havin a sip?
I ship kyle and cartm,an but no tin a romantic way but a htefrick way
ok frend dont drink too much
good morning bros
Who are you
wha
>That last line
Holy crap I forgot how good this series is.
Because the people are morons and gay-hags.
So about that South Park what do we think
1-3: comfy seasons
4-6: best seasons
8: start of decline
18: start of FAST DECLINE
20-current: the painfully bad seasons
1-3: weird but good
4-6: the classics
8-14: middle seasons, some great and a few bad
15-17: overall good, but starting to enter the serialised era
18-onwards: experimental stuff like serialisation, specials, plotlines feeling drawn out and certain characters ruined (randy) some good episodes scattered in there
because gays are groomers
I’m a vegana
Ooh oohh we talking genders?
yes i suppose we can post genderbents
in this thread
for south park
south park genderbents
in the south park thread
for south park
r63 Kyle is my tomboy wife and I want to see her orange ginger muff crushed by regular Cartman. God I love ugly bastard.
enough proshipper and anti shipper we got to ask the real questions
are you a proshitter or an antishitter?
Everybody should shit where they want to and when they want to
How can you be antishitter? Am I speaking to a subhuman non carbon based lifeform? We don't take kindly to your sort around here.
Refusing to shit until you die
im a pro at what i do
I've shat even five times in one day, so definitely a pro
God I just want Cartman and Kyle to be obsessed and frick each other over forever and maybe have hatesex but mostly frick each other over and then Kyle cries because he releases he got fat bastarded but it’s too fricking late to change that the Emergence plot has run its course
STOP saying that kyle is being UGLY BASTARDED
cartman is CUTE REEEEEEEE
>fat
>cute
No and I like Cartman way better than Kyle.
I am way too drunk to really read the thread right now but I can tell you are talking about fandom things
Why are you getting drunk during monday night?
Why aren’t you
oh hell yeah anon drinking in the middle of the week
>Cartman and Kyle fighting
>Cartman makes fun of israelites
>Kyle gets angry
>sex
>Black folk lol
I really should sleep but I want to say
im starting to warm up to TFBW
@parasitoidcraig
nice
ew gross, get that pedoshit out of here
theyre literally adults bro
Why did they give these boys female proportions
zamn, mysterion looks like that?
gonna sit on Timmy's lap bro i bet hes wearing nothing under that blanket
Mysterion gives me Raven vibes.
Everytime I picture Trey being behind with the times and using outdated internet language and memes I think it's the cutest thing an old man can do. I find it really sexy how he used to be a cool young man and now he can barely keep up with kids these days. I just want to take care of him and explain him current memes.
Trey would probably find you weird and off-putting and would ask you to kindly leave him alone and to stop trying to touch him
>Trey would probably find you weird and off-putting
Most people do anyway
Would you even have the confidence to walk up to him in the first place? Or would the fear and expectation of rejection keep you away from him?
If being around Trey makes you nervous you simply aren't chad enough to be his not-Matt.
Didn't answer the question though, are any of you actually chad enough? Or are you all talk? isn't it more likely you'd just spill your spaghetti and embarrass yourself anyway?
I'm a different anon though. People don't make me nervous, I'm too much of a schizoid. I've been told I'm the unapproachable type. I can smell hesitation and read people like a book. Trey will be my bride.
Max, i think youre gonna scare him
obviously Trey should be MY bride
I'm unironically not max, I'm more like if max was very high functioning.
im also the anon who could tell people apart by post style, i've been here the whole time.
Trey will be my bride.
What would you do if you wanted to approach Trey but he hid behind Matt because he was intimidated by you?
h hot
bro i may be a tough man and i may be fully capable of approaching him and getting Trey in my arms, but i assure you im still gonna fill me pants with cum just from seeing him
Probably smile politely and ask him what's wrong, maybe make a quick gesture of sniffing my shirt and say I hope I don't stink, to lighten the atmosphere. I'd let him hide and simply converse with Matt until there's opportunities to ask him direct questions. A few casual compliments and a friendly non-insult or two to prove I'm not some pretentious fan who wants a picture. If he comes out from hiding at all I'd bring out the sweet stuff and flirt at him. Heavy on the lighthearted banter.
Or did you want a joke post?
I'd tell him to get his fat hooters out from behind the israeliteboy then grab his ass and ask him how he fits so much sex into a dump like that.
>to prove I'm not some pretentious fan who wants a picture
Hey come on, a picture is sweet, especially if I can ask him to make faces...
Just read your post sorry, I wasn't trying to insult you. I just don't do pictures, and that's usually the first thing every "huge fan" wants to do. I actually sort of despise famous people, Trey is an exception because he's very specifically one of my types. In realistic terms I might end up hating him too, depending. But I'd shoot my shot.
That's adorable.
God I wish I was Trey's "friend"
How can Matt not frick that? What a waste.
They look like europeans, namely eastern europeans.
I meant Trey. How can Matt not frick Trey?
Perhaps in a different world where humans were more similar to worms or certain species of frogs.
They definitely did stuff in college
Trey is probably anglo, Matt is probably a slav
God I wouldn't date those women, let alone frick em for 10k a day, they are disgusting. You fricked up HARD when the men look better than you, you fricked up hard as a woman when you look manlier than the man next to you. God why are Americans so ugly. The one on the right looks like the skeleton is coming out of her, I can see her skull shape.
I mostly just want to know why Trey poses like such a prostitute. I like that picture though because it feels like Trey wants to frick me more than the lady in his lap.
Trey always poses like a prostitute
whenever they make silly faces Trey always goes bawdtier, even when theyre both acting loose for a pic or a gag, Trey feels like he put more emphasis into it
and when theyre standing or sitting casually and not putting on a show, Trey's natural body language is more submissive
I think he actually has a fetish for things being pure and cute so he acts like it himself because he thinks it's hot to be violated.
If Trey was a zoomer he'd be on the femboy in girls clothes trend right now
I headcanon Trey as being into pegging
GOD HES SUCH A BOTTOM
man im a bigay so i have different preferences for men n women, but Trey awakens every single part of my attraction to women yknow what im saying? im not normally into men like him but his demeanor makes me monkey hoo ha brain think im looking at female monkey
My usual taste in men is for them to be feminine, cute and so on, so I don't exactly feel "woman" in my brain when it says it wants to frick Trey, but I definitely get the sense that he is a lot like a girl. Which makes him hot.
Lol cope, most men would frick these two in a heartbeat
Thanks, every fiber of my being is furious that the woman on the left isn't forcing Trey's head into her chest and making a show of petting him for the pic. It's like seeing a perfectly good ice cream cone fall on the ground.
What do you think Max is like IRL?
i wonder if hes as crazy as he makes himself out to be
even if hes not, yknow how it goes- it takes some level of instability to feel the need to fake an instability
I don't know anything about "Max," but my intuition makes me suspect you're him. Probably your typical chatterbox autismo, I knew a kid in school who was a lot like him but openly, in public. My guess is he's laughing at his own posts the whole time. Maybe revels too much in people finding him weird, or enjoys people not being able to comprehend him. Which is something I understand, but I hide and control my power level.
I personally wonder what all the usual gays are like irl... what do you guys think?
I bet bunnygay is cute
This seems like a good time to post about ourselves, kinda like a personal blog. A blogpost, so to speak. Anyone want to start?
well, we are past bump limit... those are usually blogposting hours
but i think its best yall didnt know more about me than you already do
Oh trust me, I already know enough about you, more than you'd expect.
I'm built like a teenage boy and I love it
Whoah a fellow Peter Pan gay? I "luckily" can grow a beard as big as gandalf so I don't need to show my ID whenever I buy wine.
I am a female, even though you might not notice at a glance
Wanna exchange sizes?
>which sizes
Bra and snoopingas sizes.
Most seem to think those sizes are attributed to height, weight, and mass.
guys! no e-shagging!
b-bbbut- I exchanged my disabilities with you~~ :3 anon kawaii tbhneee
...ok fine, go ahead
>bra size
Not accurate if you try to look it up. if I don't wear one I'm just flat with shoulders that rip women's sized seams and a muscular upper body when I flex. i thank god every day for it
do you want to have sex?
I don't frick anything that propositions me first
Not a tweekgay
Oh, a Bunnygay then?
Wrong again, not a fujo just a female
I don't understand?
Me neither
You can frick me if you're not black haired with black eyes and you don't exceed 130 pounds and only if you're a 100% she, but hehehe good luck travelling across the globe for a cheap lay. Cheap said in a metaphorical manner, the trip would be expensive as hell and the results would be pitiful. Unless fricking "anons" is your fetish, but then I stop being anon after you see me.
I also look pretty young, especially when I am clean shaven. People get surprised when I tell them how old I am and I am not even that old. I guess I have just been blessed with youthful features. Not that looking younger is really a favoured trait for men like it is for women.
looking young is always favorable as long as you
1. get to reap the rewards
2. able to grow a proper beard
its a bit less desirable when you dont even have the option to look your age or when youre over 20 and minor privileges no longer apply
We'll see how it goes I guess, I am technically an actor so maybe looking young will get me roles as teens and stuff.
I don't have any slav or asian genes as far as I know.
Pic related disagrees. It's those slav genes, man, specifically the asian in the slavs. Not sure if swedes also age just as gracefully... it's like the wall doesn't exist for asians until like 70 or so.
>Looking like a kid all my life
>I'm in my mid 20's
>Some people still think I'm a high schooler at first while others started to call me a lady
I don't know what to believe anymore...
is ok bro, i still look underage and when i bought vodka the other day they refused to unlock it for me, and then like 3 people came in to see my ID n ask if im really over 18
least i still get a childrens discount in some places
The weird thing is that after 24, I had met strangers who were talking to me with polite pronouns (yeah my native language has those, they're being used when you talk with someone of your age and older) while I still find people who believe I'm a highschooler (or younger) so I can't figure it out whether I started to age or not.
What's weird is that they still call me a lad even when I do have a beard, only a few ever refer to me as sir. Also only wholesome family businesses and well trained people use polite pronouns on people. They never refer to me like they refer to 40 or 80 year olds, but they do stop thinking I'm 15 when I have a beard.
Hello Tweekgay, I love your analysis on the characters.
I'm ugly
only on the inside!
If I ever see Trey in the flesh there is no amount of shyness or insecurity that my brain could conjure up to stop me from walking up to him immediately to ask for a photo and ramble about how much I love him and all his work. I'd kiss his ass real good, I won't lie. What I'd never do is say something negative like "randy sucks ass please stop with tegridy farms" despite thinking it, what I would say is probably some gay shit like "oh my god dude I love you so much I've watched everything you've done seriously I really look up to you and honestly you were really hot back then and your fashion sense was the best dude you should dress like that more". I'd be too shy to ask him if he's bisexual though, despite really wanting to know. He wouldn't answer anyway, and I wouldn't want to be rude like that.
cool cool
what id do is slap his ass and tell him to cut the shit before inviting him over to slob on his clit for hours just to hear him whine
hes gonna be sitting on my lap like a shy bride when im done
No you wouldn't, I bet you wouldn't be able to say a word if you saw him. I don't have any shame though, I'd totally approach him.
anon youre gonna be sorry when i get Trey in nothing but an apron
Please do. Can you imagine if one day Trey snapped and started posting sexy pictures of himself again?
Baste, I want to patronize him just to see the way he gets huffy about being an old geezer. Then remind him zoomer approval is a bad sign anyway and kiss his cute forehead.
Same here. I would like to make fun of him for being old but it's all done with love because I wouldn't change a thing about him. I would just like to embarrass him a little.
I get the feeling Stan and Cartman would be actually pretty good friends if Kyle wasn't around. There's something in Kyle that triggers the worst of Cartman.
it's the opposite, Kyle and Cartman get along when Stan isn't in the picture.
Because Kyle is a self-righteous prick who can't thrive in his life unless he has someone to look down to, and that someone has always been Cartman. It's even more obvious in the Post Covid movies where he clearly COULD do better in the "bad future" because he's healthy, good looking, graduated from good college and inherited his family's house but he's still just wasting his time because there's not Cartman's misery to motivate him. But in "good future" where Cartman stays in South Park he gets a family and everything because all that time he has been able to look at Cartman and swear he won't end up like him. Meanwhile Cartman was able to change when he left South Park.
Even in the early episodes Kyle was always the one who was a jerk to Cartman, while Cartman was just an annoying and whiny fat kid.
I thank god everyday Family Guy is spared from this shit
there's a lot of degenerate Stewie/Brian porn out there, stop lying to yourself
The /npg/ is nothing different to me considering i come from /qst/ and /mlp/. Only difference is that I'm used to people putting more effort into the lore, world design, mechanics than the characters themselves. Where I come from the characters are simple personality-less PCs and taskforce groups. Even something as simple as a gimmick character like Kenny dying but reviving the next day is a luxury.
NP is obviously focused on the characters, since the world it is set in for the most part is the same as South Park, just with some unique aspects of the town thrown in occasionally.
Where I come from they care more about themes rather than the characters themselves. The characters end up being used as tools to satisfy a specific hobby, theme, fetish like how Trey handles Randy. Trey doesn't give two shits about Randy "acting in character". I wonder if his father ever watched one of the episodes and asked him "Son, why do I suddenly have a weed farm?"
Things you'd like to do in South Park if you were the executive producer.
Make Wendy suddenly thirsty for Stan when he starts dating a girl once a week and eventually he settles for Red.
Kenny becomes a rich douchebag complete with bodyguards and a person who translates what he's saying.
Cartman finds a soft spot for a little girl and goes on a Lone Wolf and Cub story throughout the season.
A second Mysterion appears who's evil.
Musicals voiced by french, british, german accent women.
South Park Heathers parody except it's Wendy who is the school shooter.
An episode where all the women of South Park get sent to Russia, China and India. This gets triggered because a woman b***hes about someone leaving the toilet seat open. Randy gets sent too because he acts just like a woman.
An episode where zoomers and millenial-zers admit the 95-2005s were the pinnacle of the entertainment industry including quality control of furniture, faucets, houses, society's intelligence, the news reporters, sjws/liberals being sent to the mental asylum.
An episode about SJWs and being sent to the looney bin (ironically Family Guy did a better job at being informative about SJWs, even if let's say it wasn't as funny as the dudebro fratboys in SP, but I'll never forgive Trey for keeping that Poochie/Dolores Umbridge piece of shit on the show, I'm only thankful PC principal isn't a real Poochie like Randy.)
An episode about how much the city sucks compared to mountain towns ... and also how much small suburban towns with barely any facilities like convenience stores 5 minutes away from your house also suck ... 1 hour away from the nearest drug store, are you nuts? is this a town or a village in the middle of nowhere?
A new character gets introduced, she's written exactly like Cadpig.(google it)
It's a 30 episode season.
Nathan shows up in every episode
>Cartman finds a soft spot for a little girl and goes on a Lone Wolf and Cub story throughout the season.
I actually like the idea of Cartman bonding with a kid younger than him and taking them under his wing/being protective of them.
rest of the stuff I could do without
>Randy gets sent too because he acts just like a woman.
If this actually made it into an episode I'd think Trey did it because he read us calling him feminine multiple times.
sometimes when you pretend to be something for awhile you wind up becoming that thing
I'm posting this again since it was really cool
>oh jeez i dont think i wanna sit with these kids
I don't remember this, must have happened when I was sleeping. Funny to see myself technically listed here
>technically
how?
Also the thread was quickly deleted after that post
>Also the thread was quickly deleted after that post
makes sense
>how?
I am a /npg/ regular
Why is it that people are always quick to bring up the chili incident when talking about Cartman, but always ignore stuff the other characters have done, like the time Randy blew up Finland or Stan and Kyle made a kid crawl up a woman's vegana and showed no remores when he died. Like I don't care if people are happy to see something bad happen to Cartman, but it's weird to see them cry over Kyle's suffering in Ginger Cow when Kyle himself remorselessly tortured Cartman Cow Days back in S2.
>"Even though Cartman wasn't the troll, I don't feel bad for him getting his gadgets smashed since he fed a kid his parents."
Okay cool I agree with that but I never see anyone saying...
>"Even though Kyle had his mouth sewn to another man's butthole, I don't feel bad for him because in S4 Fat Camp him and Stan made a kid crawl up a woman's vegana.
Most South Park "fans" are trannies who haven't seen anything before season 7. Al they wanna do is ship boys and write essays about Cartman being a "muh narcissistic egotistical sociopath".
>Everyone has a crush on Kyle
I angrily agree
>Has a "it's not gay" crush
kek'd
Where is this from?
>Damien and Shelly
Wat?
https://twitter.com/QuandaleDumbass/status/1541503500345016320
Some random twittergay's headcanons
>17 he/him
>Brown Craig
>Clyde
For a second I thought he was doxxed a second time
Autism
they should kiss
I want to kiss YOU
OH!
based ship
Why is she poking his belly with her foot?
i know shelly likes older guys now but i bet when shes older shes gonna be a based fempedo and go back to her old elementary school to diddle the next generation
>Shelly becomes Ms. Stevenson 2.0
I just want to molest a soft slightly chubby male under a table bros.. it's not fair
Why does this thread exist
To piss you off specifically
Well it failed. Because I LOVE this thread.
We need a beach episode. Time to trouble /npg/ for a beach episode.
This, but we bring the beach to them
I want him and Damien back
Would you be okay with Damien back if it also meant Pip back?
Yeah as long as he's still getting bullied by Damien
600
Denied