protip: if you don't allow the drug into your body, you won't be addicted, it's that fricking simple, and anything you say to contradict that is a basedgument (onions argument)
For this you will need:
One room which you will not leave.
Soothing music.
Tomato soup, ten tins of.
Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold.
Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of.
Magnesia, milk of, one bottle.
Paracetamol
Mouthwash
Vitamins.
Mineral water
Lucozade
Pornography.
One mattress.
One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus.
One television
One bottle of Valium
(Withdrawal generally lasts three to five days, though the length and severity depend on the particular drug or drugs of abuse. More severe problems and addictions to certain drugs, such as alcohol and benzodiazepines, may require one or two weeks of supervised detoxification.)
I was playing vidya online while drunk with a friend, we did something pretty funny so I went to hit the instant record on shadow play and must have started it recording instead. I woke up the next morning in a puddle of my own vomit, glasses broken, splitting headache, just covered in puke. I was so hungover that I didnt realise my pants were still streaked with bile while I was out getting my glasses fixed and gathering together a hangover cure. After I got home and finished cleaning everything I was organizing shit on my computer and I came across a 3 hour audio recording of my desktop, with me black out drunk, alternately vomiting loudly and rambling to myself for hours. The recording only ended because I ran out of hard drive space. I'd fallen out of my chair face first and hadn't really moved from that spot the whole time, I just kept throwing up and rambling. Listening to that made me seriously consider the state I was really in and I poured everything out after that. Not sure if that could help you but it was my eye opener.
Do you think you could ever go back to drinking, but in moderation? I had some drinks with friends at a bar and was surprised when I went home and didn't drink more simply because I stopped stocking alcohol in my home
Yeah. I still drink, just only socially and I never go farther than a buzz. Definatly helps to not keep alcohol in the house, and it's nice to be the guy that can drive when nobody else can. I found quitting to be a really easy choice after my eye opener.
>based how do i do it bro?
step 1) detox in-patient or out-patient. i personally like out-patient because in-patient detox facilities often take your phone from you unless you're going to a half-decent one... even then, you're still locked up somewhere like an above-average jail.
step 2) go to rehab and participate in groups. your participation is more important than what you hear/"learn" (if you have an IQ above 90 you won't learn anything. use the time to reflect and think about yourself.)
step 3) read something about not drinking every day (AA Big Book makes this easy)
step 4) go to an AA or other recovery group meeting when you feel like you want to drink or think you're going to want to drink soon or just do it regularly to cover your ass
step 5) be in regular contact with friends/family
step 6) smoke/vape
step 7) keep yourself busy with things you like to do. don't like to do anything? see a therapist about it.
Nobody, drinking a shot of hard liquor in one shot is already pretty hard; drinking vodka like that like fricking water would frick you up in so many ways that it's impossible for himi to even get out of the car after a hour.
I was fricking wasted and my friend had to bring me home because I couldn't function anymore, but it's definitely possible if you are older, bigger and a trained drinker.
I got a DUI and I'm still doing shit like that. I've been living this way for years, I've only gotten one DUI, I'm more worried about my own body dying and shutting down, than I am about the state.
Frankly drinking and driving is worth it if you do the math. If you plan on drinking and driving twice a week, the amount you'd spend on taxis is equal to getting a DUI every two years, which never happens. I worked this out about five years ago, with inflation it's probably a lot less than every two years that youd have to drive drunk before its cheaper to take cabs.
Still haven't gotten a DUI yet! Have been pulled over for it twice but they let me go both times. The second time I actually had to take a breathalyzer, which I failed, but I passed the field sobriety tests somehow and the cops let me go.
I do a sausage method with drugs so I don’t have to indulge too much in any one, aka have a glass of bourbon, smoke some hash, drink some kratom tea, smoke a joint of damiana and noopept, repeat.
Rehabs won't get you sober, nor do you need them to. You have to truly want to be sober, from within. Once you do, you'll stop. Simple concept, but getting there is extremely difficult.
I wonder
I agree OP, I can't imagine drinking that slowly or that little at once.
Black folk
3 years sober here
based how do i do it bro?
any tips you've learned along the way?
protip: if you don't allow the drug into your body, you won't be addicted, it's that fricking simple, and anything you say to contradict that is a basedgument (onions argument)
>just dont drink
literally just dont drink
Hahahahahahahaha How The Frick Is Alcoholism Real Hahahaha homie Just Walk Away From The Bottle Like homie Close Your Mouth Haha
>>any tips you've learned along the way?
Not really. I just stopped because I realized I was going to kill myself if I kept going. Just.. don't drink
I replaced one addiction with another.
For this you will need:
One room which you will not leave.
Soothing music.
Tomato soup, ten tins of.
Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold.
Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of.
Magnesia, milk of, one bottle.
Paracetamol
Mouthwash
Vitamins.
Mineral water
Lucozade
Pornography.
One mattress.
One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus.
One television
One bottle of Valium
(Withdrawal generally lasts three to five days, though the length and severity depend on the particular drug or drugs of abuse. More severe problems and addictions to certain drugs, such as alcohol and benzodiazepines, may require one or two weeks of supervised detoxification.)
I was playing vidya online while drunk with a friend, we did something pretty funny so I went to hit the instant record on shadow play and must have started it recording instead. I woke up the next morning in a puddle of my own vomit, glasses broken, splitting headache, just covered in puke. I was so hungover that I didnt realise my pants were still streaked with bile while I was out getting my glasses fixed and gathering together a hangover cure. After I got home and finished cleaning everything I was organizing shit on my computer and I came across a 3 hour audio recording of my desktop, with me black out drunk, alternately vomiting loudly and rambling to myself for hours. The recording only ended because I ran out of hard drive space. I'd fallen out of my chair face first and hadn't really moved from that spot the whole time, I just kept throwing up and rambling. Listening to that made me seriously consider the state I was really in and I poured everything out after that. Not sure if that could help you but it was my eye opener.
Do you think you could ever go back to drinking, but in moderation? I had some drinks with friends at a bar and was surprised when I went home and didn't drink more simply because I stopped stocking alcohol in my home
Yeah. I still drink, just only socially and I never go farther than a buzz. Definatly helps to not keep alcohol in the house, and it's nice to be the guy that can drive when nobody else can. I found quitting to be a really easy choice after my eye opener.
Fricking this.
Seeing yourself being druk is the hardest eye opener ever.
post that shit on YouTube
I was so fricking ashamed of myself I deleted it after I finished listening to it. Glad I left it behind me though.
>based how do i do it bro?
step 1) detox in-patient or out-patient. i personally like out-patient because in-patient detox facilities often take your phone from you unless you're going to a half-decent one... even then, you're still locked up somewhere like an above-average jail.
step 2) go to rehab and participate in groups. your participation is more important than what you hear/"learn" (if you have an IQ above 90 you won't learn anything. use the time to reflect and think about yourself.)
step 3) read something about not drinking every day (AA Big Book makes this easy)
step 4) go to an AA or other recovery group meeting when you feel like you want to drink or think you're going to want to drink soon or just do it regularly to cover your ass
step 5) be in regular contact with friends/family
step 6) smoke/vape
step 7) keep yourself busy with things you like to do. don't like to do anything? see a therapist about it.
I've seriously been drinking daily since 2013.
i have many vices, but not drinking fortunately. i hate the taste of alcohol, it reminds me of disinfectant.
Me
12 years Sobel here
Ah yes, vely good you stay sobel so rong!
Proud of you breh
alcoholics who love alcohol
alcoholics in a hurry
Nobody, drinking a shot of hard liquor in one shot is already pretty hard; drinking vodka like that like fricking water would frick you up in so many ways that it's impossible for himi to even get out of the car after a hour.
Drank 0.5l Vodka once at 19yo in 30-60 minutes.
I was fricking wasted and my friend had to bring me home because I couldn't function anymore, but it's definitely possible if you are older, bigger and a trained drinker.
I do. It feels degenerate as frick but it's good and I don't usually have clean glasses around my desk so it's convenient.
to be honest i consider myself like a guy that can hold his liquor but this is unironically kind of crazy
ive drank like this before but not this fast
alcoholic binge drinkers when anxiety kicks in. i've seen happen
Literally me.
tfw one week sober
I've been sober for 2 years
I've quickly downed the equivalent to 3-5 shots of vodka before going on dates
i did that a few times lol lucky i never got a dui
I got a DUI and I'm still doing shit like that. I've been living this way for years, I've only gotten one DUI, I'm more worried about my own body dying and shutting down, than I am about the state.
Frankly drinking and driving is worth it if you do the math. If you plan on drinking and driving twice a week, the amount you'd spend on taxis is equal to getting a DUI every two years, which never happens. I worked this out about five years ago, with inflation it's probably a lot less than every two years that youd have to drive drunk before its cheaper to take cabs.
Still haven't gotten a DUI yet! Have been pulled over for it twice but they let me go both times. The second time I actually had to take a breathalyzer, which I failed, but I passed the field sobriety tests somehow and the cops let me go.
I do, its the only thing that drowns out my memories
I do a sausage method with drugs so I don’t have to indulge too much in any one, aka have a glass of bourbon, smoke some hash, drink some kratom tea, smoke a joint of damiana and noopept, repeat.
I do, I'm too lazy to get a glass
When my tinnitus first started I would keep a bottle of svedka at my bedside and drank myself to sleep for like the first year of it
Literally Anne Heche
Rehabs won't get you sober, nor do you need them to. You have to truly want to be sober, from within. Once you do, you'll stop. Simple concept, but getting there is extremely difficult.