So. Why doesn't he have a job?

So
Why doesn't he have a job?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a dog

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can drive

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he has a car and constantly goes out to try and get laid.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ted has a job and he's a goddamn teddy bear

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're fricking moronic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he says normal words

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats one way to piss everyone off anon

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fell into the "self-published writer" trap and thought that would take him anywhere

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he can float on the people he loves indefinitely without repercussions and indulge in the things he loves

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did he get a car? Is this ever explained in the entirety of series?

    No, of course not. He just has it, and it's never ever explained why it's not parked at the Griffin's house either

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of his prostitute girlfriends could have bought it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not parked at the Griffin's house

      its only parked there if the scene or plot is relevant

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hes trying to make it as a writer.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > douchebag
    > no job
    > mooches off others, and clearly happy to continue doing so for the rest of his life
    > thinks he's better than everybody for no reason
    > deadbeat dad

    He's black.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a fricking dog.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its implied that Brian wrote a cartoon based on his life which became Family Guy, so he probably gets money from that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait when the frick did this happen

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just made it up

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