So. Why doesn't he have a job?

So
Why doesn't he have a job?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a dog

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can drive

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he has a car and constantly goes out to try and get laid.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ted has a job and he's a goddamn teddy bear

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're fricking moronic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he says normal words

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats one way to piss everyone off anon

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fell into the "self-published writer" trap and thought that would take him anywhere

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he can float on the people he loves indefinitely without repercussions and indulge in the things he loves

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did he get a car? Is this ever explained in the entirety of series?

    No, of course not. He just has it, and it's never ever explained why it's not parked at the Griffin's house either

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of his prostitute girlfriends could have bought it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not parked at the Griffin's house

      its only parked there if the scene or plot is relevant

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hes trying to make it as a writer.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > douchebag
    > no job
    > mooches off others, and clearly happy to continue doing so for the rest of his life
    > thinks he's better than everybody for no reason
    > deadbeat dad

    He's black.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a fricking dog.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its implied that Brian wrote a cartoon based on his life which became Family Guy, so he probably gets money from that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait when the frick did this happen

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just made it up

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