So... Willy was the last victim of the nu-simpsons crew obsessions of marrying every single single side-character
At least he got a smoking hot girl
So... Willy was the last victim of the nu-simpsons crew obsessions of marrying every single single side-character
Did he get divorced from the Swedish model?
Morag looking ass
why is literally every scottish woman named morag
There was a lot of sheep fricking jokes in that episode for woke-simpsons
So? He's Scottish
Nobody gives a shit abou the Scottish. Not even the Scottish. Especially not even the Scottish
The scots sure are a contentious bunch
Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
She's Welsh?
Can't even get the nation of sheep frickers right. It's the Welsh that like their wife's white, fluffy and on all fours
Americans I swear
There's nothing un-woke about making fun of white people.
Is Moe still with that midget lady or do they marry them off and then forget about it?
Still never mentioned again
Also, Gil is still married to Miss Hoover apparently
>Still never mentioned again
What a waste. I know the cast is already so bloated but I'm sure there could be some reason to bring back some of these couples.
Think comic book guy and his Asian gf(wife?) are the only ones I've seen multiple times, but I may have just imagined that
Kumiko shows up a lot. I guess because she's the only Asian character in the show
there's selma's adopted baby, the guy who runs the blowfish restaurant, and cookie kwan but they're all d-tier characters
>he guy who runs the blowfish restaurant, and cookie kwan
Both have white voice actors, so they're pretty much out.
Didn't he find love with that one girl that showed up as a gag?
>she's the only Asian character in the show
picrel
>but the mean Indian with his cancel documentary
shut up, b***h
Apu hasn't been "retired", but with Hank Azaria refusing to keep voicing him, the crew doesn't have much incentive to use him again, not until they find an Indian voice actor to replace him at least.
They used to have a semi-recurring Japanese character named Akira. But he was played by George Takei and I guess he's not so available anymore.
Takei only voiced Akira for his first appearance. Hank Azaria voiced him in all his other appearances. It's more likely they he was quietly retired in the fallout of the Apu shit and people demanding VAs match the ethnicity of the characters they voice
Yes, he's engage with the midget girl, that episode happened around 2021. I assuming they're married now
Same with showing Jeff and Kumiko's child it never happened
I dunno. They've shown Moe plenty of times since, but not her.
when are they giving moleman a gf?
No one's gay for Moleman.
Maybe he is still with his Colonel
>marrying every single single side-character
They're bringing traditional values and the importance of family back in cartoons?
You sound like a real pussy
>the last victim of the nu-simpsons crew obsessions of marrying every single single side-character
You say that like it's a bad thing, I'm still waiting for the Moe and Maya marriage episode btw
Did Moe actually get married to Maya?
Also what about Skinner?
no, she's either a bee or an underage weeb
Have they given Skinner one yet?
Chalmers.
the second people started thinking of these as "characters" and not mere gags the writers didn't get it.
>Moe with the dwarf lady
>Comic Book guy with some Asian chick so they can make (dated) otaku jokes
>Franders with Krabappel (boy, that backfired)
>Kirk went back to whats-her-name wife and now the jokes about him being broke are pure nonsense
>Frink must still be dating the Human Sciences lady
>Gil and Hoover (the most offensive of all because their only jokes are about how sad and alone they aways are)
>Carl has a girlfriend because they realized they needed to promote him to a real characters to save face for their lack of representation
>Willy and this chick
I wonder if anyone in Springfield is still single at this point
Lenny still needs to get a Carlette of his own.
>Krabappel canonically died in the show's universe
>It's implied that Homer also caused her death somehow
I still don't know how to feel about this joke
>It's implied that Homer also caused her death somehow
When did they say this?
Auto is swinging and single.
He's also barely relevant.
>gil and hoover
I mean, it's weird but works for my rotted brain but in a 3am fanfiction binge way not an actual canon way
Lenny is with Carl’s sister
The Sea Captain?
he's married to the sea
they want to stop representing singles people, after the rising of incels no one can remain single anymore
It's weird that they still didn't give Selma a definitive couple, she's with Moe one of the characters that has more episodes dedicated to finding love, even her sister got a girlfriend that appear in later episodes before her
Smithers got a boyfriend but he ended up choosing burns
Otto got married too
So did the Simpsons dog
Who is Duffman with these days?
He's single AFAIK, last season had one about him and his daughter from a marriage before he was Duffman.
>last season had one about him and his daughter from a marriage before he was Duffman.
for the last time, anon, that was a one-shot characters in a Super Bowl ad.
Duffman is gay
No joking has vegan lesbian daughter, i'm not making this up
What's crazier now
>Milhouse's parents, Kirk and Luann, have been back together twice as long as they've been divorced
or
>Comicbookguy has been married to Kumiko one month short of a decade
Where's Disco Stu?
Probably the disco.
They will probably marry him to "Funk Betty"
Frick Funk Betty. Disco Stu X New Wave Wynona.
I'd wed and bed.
Who did Frink married?
Girl Frink
Yeah, some Simpsons characters are less cartoony than others, what's your point?
Rewatch some of the earlier seasons. Most everyone was cartoony.
Well yeah, but later on, less cartoony looking characters were introduced, I'm not sure exactly when but they were definitely already there in the golden age.
>I'm not sure exactly when
When the guest stars wanted their characters to closer resemble them IRL than them as Simpsons characters
Even as a kid I hated Alec's design. He wasn't a Simpson.
Did you draw this? Good observation. I hate the new character style where the eyes aren't together. The only exception to that character design is Gil. He looks cool.
Wasn't me, I just saved it from another thread. It was originally an observation about guest stars but I've noticed its kind of just a stock face they fall on now.
I wouldn't call it "new" since a bunch of relatively old characters look like the first one.
Not SUPER old, but still from the single digit seasons, I wonder exactly when they introduced that specific type of look.
It starts getting more prominent around Season 9
Well yeah, but I'm curious about its origin, who was patient zero for that type of look? I swear there were already characters like that in Season 8.
New to me is season 11 and 12. That reminds me. I heard there was a fricking flashback episode to Homer and Marge as teenagers experiencing Y2K. That's fricked up. I remember watching the actual real time Y2K episode.
Homer will eventually become a zoomer
I for one look forward to the day when Homer has flashback to being a kid in the early 2000s.
Just 5 more years and I'm older than Homer.
Mr. Bergstrom/Dustin Hoffman in Season 2 already has something like that look.
wow
Does anyone actually have 'a list' of side characters that said the 'I DO' on screen? Wasn't it confirmed one Selma married someone offscreen and unseen for a namedrop gag?
Krabappel fricking died??
Her VA passed away so in respect they retired the character. She sometimes cameos as a ghost along with Maude to tease Ned.
Can they marry me as well? I'm ok with one like willy's new wife
Adults get in relationships, it's natural. It was more offputting that we got 6+ seasons initially of these people being 'well rounded cardboard cutouts'. Simpsons is supposed to have the feeling of an actual town and community.
It's also the most appropriate way to balance the male:female ratio of characters and give natural extensions to the cast.
It's weird to see modern Simpsons marrying off characters when the series infamously killed off one of its most popular ships to retain status quo.
Edna is so fricking hot jesus CHRIST
People actually like Seymour?
He's got nothing to offer anyone romantically.
Some women are lonely and Seymour is still better than a cat.
I mean aside from living with his mom he’s a good and loyal dude. I mean he’s kind of a square but not above kicking ass if need be.
He's a good solid man who cares about his job and his students even though his staff doesn't respect him and the students all hate him. He tries his best in spite of all of the budget cuts and impossible standards
He knows all of his students by name
And he kept Krabappel satisfied for years in the sack
(Although Ned was better)
>to retain status quo.
... she married Ned Flanders
That happened years after.
What will happen to the Simpsons when they run out of single guys to marry?
This is why the simpsons movie sequel will fail. There wasn't that much changed in season 19, but everyone who stopped watching the show isn't going to know what the frick is going on in current Simpsons.
> obsessions of marrying every single single side-character
didn't watch Simpsons in a long time
how about Milhouse's father? did he get remarried or is he still a divorced loser?
He got back with Milhouse's mom.
Marrying off Comic Book Guy to an Asian cosplayer during the rise of toxic comic book fandom was one of the weirdest creative decisions modern Simpsons has made.
He is married? And to cosplayer? Isn't he too fat to have attractive girlfriend?
I was thinking recently about how he's NEVER in the show anymore.
wait, fr?
Nah, he's still there.
Is The Simpsons, dare I say… irrelevant now?
Zoomers still quote "Lisa needs braces", even if they've never seen the episode
Can you name one memorable line from the last 10 seasons?
"Now"?
Holy booba
Modern simpson is, but classic simpson will probably live forever thanks to the internet.
Is there a Mr. Jass there, first name Hugh?
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Does all the marriage stuff and the recent Lisa x Nelson push feel like the fans are running the show now?