You wouldn't be allowed to read the bible if it wasn't because of Luther.
Catholics literally declared you guilty of heresy if you translated the bible and distributed it.
>no they prohibited and burned people who were making translations of the bible to languages that were not latin, they had to keep the copyright.
The intent was clear, making it impossible for anyone who wasn't a Catholic priest to read the bible.
They also burned you if you translated the greek texts to any language instead of using their latin version because the Catholic version memory holes israeli traditions and most remarkably prohibits idolatry.
Yes, and look what happened when it was released to the general public. Untolds thousands of sects, many of them deviating so that they abandoned the trinity (Jehovah's witnesses, Mormons).
Scripture is inerrant, but that doesn't mean that its meaning is obvious. Just look at the people in this thread who think that the Old Covenant is still in force for Christians.
I hate to say this but I prefer it like this.
Sects originate in stuff that is already prohibited in the bible or is based on new texts made by fake prophets.
If you really are searching the truth your brain will eventually click into place and you will realize it.
Just like the most obvious censorship in Catholic bibles jumps to your eyes even if you aren't a religious person because the tone is all over the place and it's obviously a product of two different writing styles.
Same if you compare the spiritual choice of tone and words in the bible Vs. The trash in the Talmud
Yeah, but slavery became unacceptable to human institutions.
Most biblical people accepted common laws as far as those didn't mess with their relationship with God.
As for the Sabbath, there's a lot of things that (arguably) became optional in Christianity when Jesus basically gave the right to all non israelites of being saved by him. I say "arguably" because it's all in discussion since 2000 years ago...
No thats not what I meant
But growing up in the 90s every single show and movie was lol religion bad lol religion bad and I was not nor am I now religious, but it was pretty ridiculous
Timing is off. And if true, then I'm sorry. A lot of "so called good Christians" acting obnonxious on Cinemaphile lately that they make the Bible Scripture spammers on youtube seem civil in comparison.
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I closed the thread and then came back and I see my reply being copied and spammed, dont apologize but also dont be so quick to get mad because thats what shitposters want.
No thats not what I meant
But growing up in the 90s every single show and movie was lol religion bad lol religion bad and I was not nor am I now religious, but it was pretty ridiculous
Oh also I am not that moron that just copied my message and used it to reply to you and its now getting banned. I only posted that once, the first time.
John Swartzwelder episodes are like that. Quite a few of them are very surreal and give you the heebie-jeebies. Itchy and Scratchy Land is another one.
>This is a very dangerous way to run a television show, leaving the artists in charge of the art, but it worked out all right in the end. It rained money on the Fox lot for thirty years. There’s a lesson in there somewhere.
the guy was always a bit of an outlier because he was 40 when the show started while many of the writers were kids fresh out of college. he was also probably the most politically right leaning guy on the writing team.
He’s certainly not a cuck. A man as determined to smoke as he is couldn’t be a cuck >By 1994, with the show's sixth season, Swartzwelder was granted a special dispensation and allowed not to attend rewrite sessions with the rest of the staff, instead being allowed to send drafts of his scripts in from home so other writers could revise them as they saw fit. This was reportedly a result of Swartzwelder's heavy smoking coming into conflict with a newly implemented policy banning smoking in the writers' room. >According to Simpsons creator Matt Groening, Swartzwelder wrote Simpsons episodes sitting in a booth at a coffee shop "drinking copious amounts of coffee and smoking endless cigarettes". When California passed an anti-smoking law, Swartzwelder bought the booth and installed it in his house, allowing him to continue his process in peace.[12]
SCHWARTZwelder is a lib cuck, like all "most right leaning guys" on teams before 2014.
all boomers are way harder even the left-leaning ones were 10x more badass than Millenials will ever be. Millenial males are pathetically weak and filled with estrogen.
As much as I hate snakes they are indeed useful they similar to owls and foxes are rodent killing machines. If anything humans should bring back Cat Burning, cats are gathered in a special cage and burned to death. Cats are not good rodent control, cats kill ecosystems especially due to being globally invasive, cats even ruin human food production by shitting where farmers start growing food that will eventually be sold to people, and no cats are not a good source of food. Cat flesh is so awful full of terrible things and parasites that even animals who feed on corpses like vultures can get sick from eating cats. Cats are absolutely useless damaging animals to everything and everyone that the only reason cats have flourished is due to how they look to humans and because of human ignorance of how destructive these global pests are. Mankind would be doing a service to itself and nature by killing cats and killing them by burning their bodies to destroy all the bacteria and parasites.
And no I'm not joking. Cats truly are shit incarnate. I hope to see the day that cats are banned from being pets. Hell even Islam a religion that worships cats is attempting to get rid of cats:
Cats themselves ARE the vermin. The only thing cats do is teach mice and rats to be much more stealthy. You still got rodents in the area and no the cat is not going to somehow go through walls to get at the rodents making their nest between the walls of a structure. Cats are useless parasites. And cats hate dealing with rats because rats will bite them to hell and back, cats hate targets that fight back.
What do you get our of spinning people's message like this? And yet you wonder why everyone here hates you and your kind.
Oh, wait. Next you'll tell me I'm a godless heathen because I snapped at you for twisting people's words to fit your argument. Makes me wonder if you are even a so-called good honest Christian by behaving like a blatant snake.
well yes, we always get the rope to hang trannies and withces, been doing it for centuries and will keep doing it to your kind as long as the world exists 🙂
Catholicism unironically did this for centuries
I've got 95 reasons too why you suck
You wouldn't be allowed to read the bible if it wasn't because of Luther.
Catholics literally declared you guilty of heresy if you translated the bible and distributed it.
Simpons mixed in proties and cathies when it suited the writers needs
>Ignorance of the scriptures is ignorance of Christ.
- Martin Luther probably
The Catholic Church literally prohibited people reading the Bible.
no they prohibited and burned people who were making translations of the bible to languages that were not latin, they had to keep the copyright.
>no they prohibited and burned people who were making translations of the bible to languages that were not latin, they had to keep the copyright.
The intent was clear, making it impossible for anyone who wasn't a Catholic priest to read the bible.
They also burned you if you translated the greek texts to any language instead of using their latin version because the Catholic version memory holes israeli traditions and most remarkably prohibits idolatry.
Yes, and look what happened when it was released to the general public. Untolds thousands of sects, many of them deviating so that they abandoned the trinity (Jehovah's witnesses, Mormons).
Scripture is inerrant, but that doesn't mean that its meaning is obvious. Just look at the people in this thread who think that the Old Covenant is still in force for Christians.
I hate to say this but I prefer it like this.
Sects originate in stuff that is already prohibited in the bible or is based on new texts made by fake prophets.
If you really are searching the truth your brain will eventually click into place and you will realize it.
Just like the most obvious censorship in Catholic bibles jumps to your eyes even if you aren't a religious person because the tone is all over the place and it's obviously a product of two different writing styles.
Same if you compare the spiritual choice of tone and words in the bible Vs. The trash in the Talmud
Sounds based.
You know repeating "based" doesn't automatically make something right do you?
Thats not what it means.
Where did you come from.
>I just shot the neighbor's dog
>based
See? It doesn't make the action acceptable.
was it a pitbull?
Why don't we teach what the bible says anymore?
It used to be woke to turn water into wine but now society tells me to do the opposite.
>le old dispensation still in force face
Yeah, but slavery became unacceptable to human institutions.
Most biblical people accepted common laws as far as those didn't mess with their relationship with God.
As for the Sabbath, there's a lot of things that (arguably) became optional in Christianity when Jesus basically gave the right to all non israelites of being saved by him. I say "arguably" because it's all in discussion since 2000 years ago...
You suck, McBain!
Yeah but the character is protestant, freedom to read the Bible is what protestantism used to be about.
>either as killing or jacking off
I get it
I was 9 years old when that episode aired. Thanks for reminding me that even as a child I had shit tastes
Oh yeah, and you remember Mathew 21:17.
And he left them and went out of the city to Bethany, where he lodged there?
>lmao religion is le bad!
Nice message, look where it got us.
>religion is le immune from criticism
People use God's name for whatever bullshit they want to spin. That deserves to be made fun of.
No thats not what I meant
But growing up in the 90s every single show and movie was lol religion bad lol religion bad and I was not nor am I now religious, but it was pretty ridiculous
Oh so NOW you want to be reasonable, when you've been spamming the same message ad verbatim in this thread?
In b4 "That's not me" Yeah no frick off.
>says “In b4”
>in after
Timing is off. And if true, then I'm sorry. A lot of "so called good Christians" acting obnonxious on Cinemaphile lately that they make the Bible Scripture spammers on youtube seem civil in comparison.
I closed the thread and then came back and I see my reply being copied and spammed, dont apologize but also dont be so quick to get mad because thats what shitposters want.
But that legit was a different anon.
welcome to Gen X now enjoy your stay
Oh also I am not that moron that just copied my message and used it to reply to you and its now getting banned. I only posted that once, the first time.
You mean 9/11?
>9/11 was caused by Muslims watching the Simpsons
Checks out
They just wanted to see that prose which justified the invasion
Substituting one religion for another. The more things change the more they stay the same.
I'm sick of you people! You're nothing but a pack of fickle mush heads!
I never liked this episode. It has this uncanny valley quality to it that puts me off.
John Swartzwelder episodes are like that. Quite a few of them are very surreal and give you the heebie-jeebies. Itchy and Scratchy Land is another one.
That may be, but reading his life story he sounds pretty based
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Swartzwelder
Every last one of these would be in character for a Simpsons episode.
>This is a very dangerous way to run a television show, leaving the artists in charge of the art, but it worked out all right in the end. It rained money on the Fox lot for thirty years. There’s a lesson in there somewhere.
Heh
the guy was always a bit of an outlier because he was 40 when the show started while many of the writers were kids fresh out of college. he was also probably the most politically right leaning guy on the writing team.
He’s like the Fletcher Hanks of the Simpsons
SCHWARTZwelder is a lib cuck, like all "most right leaning guys" on teams before 2014.
He’s certainly not a cuck. A man as determined to smoke as he is couldn’t be a cuck
>By 1994, with the show's sixth season, Swartzwelder was granted a special dispensation and allowed not to attend rewrite sessions with the rest of the staff, instead being allowed to send drafts of his scripts in from home so other writers could revise them as they saw fit. This was reportedly a result of Swartzwelder's heavy smoking coming into conflict with a newly implemented policy banning smoking in the writers' room.
>According to Simpsons creator Matt Groening, Swartzwelder wrote Simpsons episodes sitting in a booth at a coffee shop "drinking copious amounts of coffee and smoking endless cigarettes". When California passed an anti-smoking law, Swartzwelder bought the booth and installed it in his house, allowing him to continue his process in peace.[12]
all boomers are way harder even the left-leaning ones were 10x more badass than Millenials will ever be. Millenial males are pathetically weak and filled with estrogen.
I dont like it because its a "lisa is a c**t and ruins something fun for everyone" episode
Its fricking snakes, not gophers or birds, frick snakes, God I hate lisa.
Snakes kill pests and they’re cool.
Snakes are the Irish of the animal kingdom. Prove me wrong
What the frick does that even mean?
I thought those were honey badgers.
Nice try python, but you won't escape Florida man.
Hey, snakes are cool.
As much as I hate snakes they are indeed useful they similar to owls and foxes are rodent killing machines. If anything humans should bring back Cat Burning, cats are gathered in a special cage and burned to death. Cats are not good rodent control, cats kill ecosystems especially due to being globally invasive, cats even ruin human food production by shitting where farmers start growing food that will eventually be sold to people, and no cats are not a good source of food. Cat flesh is so awful full of terrible things and parasites that even animals who feed on corpses like vultures can get sick from eating cats. Cats are absolutely useless damaging animals to everything and everyone that the only reason cats have flourished is due to how they look to humans and because of human ignorance of how destructive these global pests are. Mankind would be doing a service to itself and nature by killing cats and killing them by burning their bodies to destroy all the bacteria and parasites.
And no I'm not joking. Cats truly are shit incarnate. I hope to see the day that cats are banned from being pets. Hell even Islam a religion that worships cats is attempting to get rid of cats:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-62205744
It's going to be a harsh fight, but eventually pets will get banned.
Wrong, without cats humans would die to pests.
Nice bbc propaganda link bro
Cats themselves ARE the vermin. The only thing cats do is teach mice and rats to be much more stealthy. You still got rodents in the area and no the cat is not going to somehow go through walls to get at the rodents making their nest between the walls of a structure. Cats are useless parasites. And cats hate dealing with rats because rats will bite them to hell and back, cats hate targets that fight back.
peta moron or just regular moron? You decide
The shit eating idiot is you.
Stop whacking it in my trailer!
What do you get our of spinning people's message like this? And yet you wonder why everyone here hates you and your kind.
Oh, wait. Next you'll tell me I'm a godless heathen because I snapped at you for twisting people's words to fit your argument. Makes me wonder if you are even a so-called good honest Christian by behaving like a blatant snake.
but God whacked the first snake, it's like at the very begining of the bible, then things get weird.
....all christcucks get the rope.
well yes, we always get the rope to hang trannies and withces, been doing it for centuries and will keep doing it to your kind as long as the world exists 🙂