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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    got To go
    fast?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite part is when he says.
      >"you got to live life in the fast lane"

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why not Hayden?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Prequelgays on suicide watch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hayden would have been a perfect choice, but Keanu appeals to reddit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine basing your views off of reddit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He was a great Johnny Silverhand in CP2077

          OMG YAAAS SISTERS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Black person reddit loves hayden just as much as it loves keanu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Weak, bland voice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hayden works better for Silver

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was our time Haydenbros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hayden can't act for shit. Keanu's an actual theater actor, and this fits the Shakespearean prowess of the Sonic universe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Hayden can't act for shit
        Gayest Cinemaphile post

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >t. seething prequelgay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off, nerd.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You're a grown man simping for star wars. The only nerd here is you troon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hating on the prequels is the most basic b***h nerd take there is. Quit being a fricking loser.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        His vocal performance was pretty good in Ahsoka.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hayden literally sounds like Shadow though. I can picture Shadow talking like that, or like David Humphrey the og shadow voice actor. Keanu is a meme answer that Sega chose because they were listening to twitter shills.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          well he sounds like shadow so I guess it's fine

          Duality of man

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why the frick do people keep saying this. Keanu literally sounds like David Humphrey as his default speaking voice.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Now that it’s official we’re getting contrarian morons. C’est la vie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      possibly the slight obstacle that he can't fricking act

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's fricking voice acting you moron
        He's not wearing a shadow costume

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does everyone fricking want Hayden? He couldn't pull off a Shadow voice for shit. Keanu fricking sounds like Shadow by default.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He couldn't pull off a Shadow voice for shit. Keanu fricking sounds like Shadow by default.

        I completely agree with you.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >clearly a hedgehog of color
    >they cast timmy mayonnaise

    frick hollyWHITE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You think a guy with the last name robotnik would make a black guy to watch his blonde daughter with aids?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They cast Idris Elba as Knuckles. It's a fair trade.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Knuckles is unironically has homie vibes, but Shadow absolutely does not

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As a kid, I always imagined Sonic was white, Tails was Asian and Knuckles was black. Knuckles seemed hard to be liked by and came across as a dick to Sonic. At that age, I imagined blacks hated whites and it was hard to be liked by them too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh my god nobody cares.

          Nobody
          Fricking
          Cares

          Only Americans are so fricking brainwashed to give a "race" to fictional characters. Newsflash: nobody in Japan or anywhere else in the worlsd thought that any of these characters were any ethnicity besides "rodent".

          And yes I'm tyiping like a moron to get my point across to you since it's the only way Americans understand shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Black person

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I grew up in the countryside in Ireland and I had those connotations. Obviously I don't have them anymore now but I do think kids make weird associations like that in their mind

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Obviously I don't have them anymore now but I do think kids make weird associations like that in their mind
              They do, but one is supposed to grow out of them. Autists don't and continue to have childish minds well into adulthood.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Okay American.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >HAHAHAHA GET IT BECAUSE THE LITERAL COLOR BLACK IS THE SAME AS BROWN SHIT COLORED PEOPLE HAHAHA

      Shadows white, Sonics white, cope and rope now. Black doesn’t equal brown.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This, Shadow is a high IQ character, clearly white

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >wants to blow up the world because the CIA killed his e-girl girlfriend
          I like Shadow and all but high IQ, come on. He's way too emotional.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But that's the only real answer to what they did.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This, Shadow is a high IQ character, clearly white

        Shadow has NEVER sounded black. Knuckles is clearly the character of color.

        All Sonic characters are white, including Sonic himself, Knuckles and Shadow. I will never accept anything else.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure they're blue, red, and black, chud.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Silver being the chud btw.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow has NEVER sounded black. Knuckles is clearly the character of color.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow is white.
      Knuckles is black.
      Rouge? Possibly latina.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Knuckles isn't black either the echidnas are closer to native americans

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >knuckles isnt black
          Reminder that Sega of Japan commisioned this

          ?si=gXNhFpSDkH2-4qI5

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It’s closer.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            down in aquatic mine

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Knuckles is native american, go play SA you fricking casual

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Black people built America

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Kuckles isn’t black BUT he has an n word pass

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Eddy Gordo vibes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Rouge? Possibly latina.
        I... would actually be fine with that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Rouge? Possibly latina.
        I... would actually be fine with that.

        Rouge should be a french b***h. It's in her name.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        rouge is a busty Italian woman. get it right.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Rouge? Possibly latina.
        Black because she thief

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And they hated anon because he told the truth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know this is bait and it’s pathetic anons unironically fell for it, but sadly, Fat Markiplier and idiots like him actually believe this shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True. Shadow is a black man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cold.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow has always been white-coded.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, Shadow has always been white-coded.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Disgusting black creatures! Get out of my sight!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's right you know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t Keanu some sort of yellow

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He’s Hawaiian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not even blacks claim shadow since everyone knows he's supposed to be a emo school shooter type. Knuckles is the only one that get's regularly claimed as black.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rogue and bat boob status?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      According to insider: Paramount are having trouble with her.
      https://twitter.com/Sonic1News/status/1771719683776864675/photo/2

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >is unironically has
    i'm a fricking moron

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >leddit casting

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be Johnny Silverhand all over again

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Keanu
    It's over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. As much as I like Keanu, he is a terrible performer. There is a place for in the industry, sure, but there is not deny that he sucks at being expressive. He kinda butchered Johny Silverhand in his most emotional moments because he delivered the lines as wooden as possible. Shadow is pure edge, and I dont know if Keanu chungus can show anger with his voice.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can see what they're going for but I bet he'll frick it up.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sonic but... le edgy
    Shadow was always fricking shit.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Not Christian Bale

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      'so that's what that feels like..'

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn you just know that shit would’ve been awesome.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >imagining Bale redoing his Bateman voice for Shadow
      The kino we could've had...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >redoing his Bateman voice
        "That's a very fine chaos emerald you aren't controlling"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      honestly it probably would've been TOO kino if that actually were the case

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shit. Bale is a method actor, so he would have turned himself into a grade A Edgelord and deliver a top notch Shadow performance. Maybe Sonic 3 should have been a pg 13 movie

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic should take off his shoes in the movie haha. That would be a funny gag.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >source: John Campea: "I was at cinema con last week and someone told me they were from Paramount and told me not to tell anyone but that Keanu is Shadow and no one else knows this yet"

    Lol, take this with a grain of salt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Campea is rarely wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Campea is rarely wrong

      John Campea bros???

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who would you cast to voice Coldsteel?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Walton Goggins

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Michael Cera

      How come we all used to make fun of shadow a few years ago and now we just all celebrate him?
      I swear people called him and adventure 2 fans the end of the sonic franchise.

      Shadow the Hedgehog (the game) was hilariously edgy. But every fan of the 3d Sonic games has always loved Shadow's involvement in the games and playing as him since he's just an edgier Sonic. The problem is that there are a lot of non-Sonic fans who like screech about what Sonic fans do and don't like. And there are a lot of autistic fans who hate the 3d games who are incapable of understanding viewpoints that aren't their own
      (Source: I used to shitpost quite prominently in the Sonic fandom on gamefaqs)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seth Rogen

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I legitimately don't know how modern-day Hollywood could do a character like Shadow without trying to be ironic. He's late 90s trenchcoat edgy and that's not something they could portray without making it into a joke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just double down on it. Give him his gun and motorcycle. Keep his edgy dialogue. Make him the coolest. Maybe give him a real trench coat and shades.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just be absolutely genuine in how you portray it. Embrace the 90s edge.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're going to do what they did with Batman in LEGO movie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        which is

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He'll be comically dark and tortured and always bring it up in silly ways. His tragic backstory will be a joke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The director is a huge Shadow autist, it will be played completely straight.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based, no wonder the movies are so good. Shadow chads win again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The director is a huge Shadow autist, it will be played completely straight.

      that will make it funnier. bad on purpose is less funny then bad by mistake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The director is a huge Shadow autist, it will be played completely straight.

      FYI the director worked on the Shadow The Hedgehog's CG cutscenes (yes, including the intro)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wears a trench coat in the late 90s
      it'll work out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wears a trench coat in the late 90s
      it'll work out

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    there are. if you left your basement once in a while you'd realize this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Show one then homosexual, show a person who is the actual color ink black not just a darker shade of brown

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There was this video I remember from cringe streams that was this African rapper, he was literally jet black. I don’t remember what the title of the video was though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No one is jet black, he was dark brown. Convenient you can’t remember either.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would've picked Christian Bale over Keanu, but this can work.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wholesome chungus?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know if I’ll be able to support this movie, now that I know James Marsden is a Brian Peck apologist. Hopefully he at least has a minuscule part in it.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Same with L, I don’t know why that got lost in translation in the live action adaptation

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am doubtful of this. Keanu just has this bland monotone voice. He can't really emote.

    Lets all just pray they will include Live and Learn in the finale.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda wish it was RPatts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Lets all just pray they will include Live and Learn in the finale.

      You really think this won't be the best film this year?
      > Fat Robotnik
      > Robotnik Lazer Piss Arc!
      > Maria fricking dies
      > Shadow played by Keanu Reeves
      > Shadow with the Dark Rider
      > Amy soon to be revealed
      > Fighting in New York City!
      > The Ark confirmed
      > Biolizard OR Metal Sonic as the antagonist
      > Live and Learn confirmed, likely for final battle
      > Rouge post-credit scene
      > Sonic Movie 4 confirmed

      Sega is going all fricking out on this one, they've made an entire year of Shadow hype leading up to this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted it to make the billie club, but unfortunately I think some people are going to protest it because of James Marsden.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most the film was shot and reworked during the actors strike to limit their involvement. There's a group trying to boycott Paramount for supporting Israel, but if we're lucky Iran will have wiped out Israel by then.

          The first made $319.7m
          The second made $405.4m

          If the third makes $600m+ then that'll be good enough honestly, a fourth film is already on the way. It depends if Disneys prequel Mufasa flops or gives up some Imax screens.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >if we're lucky Iran will have wiped out Israel by then
            you know israel is undefeated since 1948 right? muslims cant do modern conventional warfare worth a damn

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Because the US always has to be sent in to do it for them, but zoomers don't care anymore

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >There's a group trying to boycott Paramount for supporting Israel, but if we're lucky Iran will have wiped out Israel by then.

            Every studio in israeliteywood is pro-jewland, including Paramount. But I still hope that Sonic 3 makes a billie and Based Iran wipes out israeliteland, but I think both of those things are unlikely. But then again, I thought Keanu being my perfect choice for Shadow was unlikely yet here we are.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what did james do

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Defended a pedo (Drake Bell’s abuser) in court in 2004

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Amy soon to be revealed
        I hope she gets upskirt shots just like in the games

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have they even played any songs from the games?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How come we all used to make fun of shadow a few years ago and now we just all celebrate him?
    I swear people called him and adventure 2 fans the end of the sonic franchise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not a single Sonic game has been as good as the Adventure series, people look back fondly on pre boost bullshit also

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It definitely was the game that started the dark ages for sonic. You got so many other games trying to live up to adventure 2 that Sega basically forgot what the core of Sonic games was all about.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have to embrace your cringe, anon. It turns mistakes into miracles

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Edgy The Hedgy was always massively popular in Japan. Same reason we mock Sasuke but he’s still a fan favorite over there.

      • 1 month ago
        The Hedgehog

        It's the only redeeming factor for the trash heap in 3d that ruined 2 potential decades of decent 2d sonic.

        It wasn't even interesting enough to watch Sonic Boom and Prime.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Genesis Sonic fans have got old and moved on, now the fandom is mostly the Adventure zoomer Sonic fans and those are the ones being catered now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We've reached the end of the irony poisoning era, and people now want genuine efforts to make something enjoyable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good. I hate self aware “””””comedy””””” so fricking much.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wait until he sees the coolest design yet, with the same color scheme

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everything that was cringe 10 years ago is now considered based. Due to clown world getting sillier and sillier each year shit like minions, sheldon cooper, family guy or shadow the hedgehog are now actually too based for the current cringe level of this clown world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SA2 was over 20 years ago bro

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NO, NOOOOO! DONT BEAT MY HOG, DONT BEAT MY HOG! NOOOOOO-

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bodyslam
      >piledriver
      what an absolute chad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      s-shadowbros, our response!?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >H..Hes too strong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I am The Ultimate Life Form! This is what I am!
      >huh? Little Timmy? What are you doing here...?
      >no, no, no wait, wait NOOOO
      >AAIIIIEEEEEE
      >STOP!! NONONONO PLEASE STOOOP
      >C-CHAOS CONTR -ACK!
      >SAVE ME SONIC!!!!
      >AIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cast him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Willem Dafoe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Werner Herzog

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Werner *the* Herzog

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the age would match

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They fricked up and cast Doc Brown as Pachacamac instead of him...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to say Patrick Stewart but he would have been revealed already. So it's probably Mike Pollock.

      They fricked up and cast Doc Brown as Pachacamac instead of him...

      Doc Brown is too old and frail for anything like that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All he does in the game on-screen is sit on a chair.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      James Spader

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sweet tittyfricking jesus the kino would be off the charts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        WTF young James Spader made me gay?!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you Robert Downey jr?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ian McKellen or Jim Carrey wearing makeup

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Steve buscemi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Peter Capaldi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anthony Hopkins

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If this post ends in repeating numbers, Tom Hanks will play Gerald, Taylor Swift will voice Amy and Snoop Dogg will voice Vector the Crocodile.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the prophecy...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe we can get Danny Devito as Gerald Robotnik as well.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please no. After playing Cyberpunk I can't handle it anymore. He's just going to play Johnny

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared&t=11

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Amy when?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully never

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based, Amy is a fricking stupid and annoying character and her fans are the worst.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hope she appears in the film as long as she isn't girlbossified.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Taylor Swift should voice her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        god could you imagine the autism that would ensue on twitter if swifties joined the sonic fanbase because of this movie. holy shit that would be so funny.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have often joked about gaylor swift voicing Amy, but I hope it never happens because my wife Amy (who I have nicknamed 'Aim') is too good for gaylor swift.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >canonically she is 12
      you sick frick. plus you know if hollyweirdo trannies got their mitts on her they'd either make her 120% dorky and weird like a femcel, or go for straight kid, neither of which is remotely fappable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sega removed ages, and Amy is shortstack built. You'd have a point with Cream.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i love how sega devilishliy named "cream the bunny" as also a set of instructions. sly dogs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sega removed ages, and Amy is shortstack built. You'd have a point with Cream.

        The ages don't even make sense at this point

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >dorky and weird
        >not fappable
        gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn't anywhere in the leaks but who knows

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what leaks

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    An adaptation of pic related is now not a case of "if" but a case of "when"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek is returning to theaters for whatever reason, but who cares about SpongeBob anymore?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for me its an adaptation of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q4OSFkcKAs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw this was real

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, old internet meme becomes kinda true. I mean, he's playing a John Wick version of Sonic (which others have pointed out), which is close enough. Maybe Devito will be Big the Cat?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah, old internet meme becomes kinda true.
        It's an ancient internet meme I remember seeing in 2004 (if I remember correctly) on a Sonicgay forum I used to post on called the Mobius Forum. Good times. That was before John Wick was even a thing. I've watched the Matrix films, but not the John Wick films. I see Shadow as being a Neo version of Sonic because of Shadow's ability to warp space and time.

        >Maybe Devito will be Big the Cat?
        Big seems too chill to be played by Devito. Maybe Devito could play Fang the Sniper.

        Not even blacks claim shadow since everyone knows he's supposed to be a emo school shooter type. Knuckles is the only one that get's regularly claimed as black.

        >Knuckles is the only one that get's regularly claimed as black.
        Knuckles is not a Black person, he's a bizarre mix of Australian and Mayan. Black folk like to claim he's black because of his dreadlocks, but the Pajeet god Shiva has dreadlocks too and myths about him are thousands of years old. So Black folk don't have a monopoly on dreadlocks.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Interestingly, Knuckles is the 'Piccolo' of the Sonic franchise and Black folk love to claim Piccolo too.

          Sonic = Goku
          Tails = Gohan
          Knuckles = Piccolo
          Shadow = Vegeta
          Silver = Future Trunks

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Shadow > Vegeta
            He's not even Vegeta.
            Vegeta is an insecure manlet.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >He's not even Vegeta.
              I'm not saying Shadow IS Vegeta, just that he's the Sonic franchise's equivalent of Vegeta. Which he very much is. The similarities and parallels are there and they're intentional. Shadow also has some similarities and parallels to Mewtwo.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Sonic = Goku
            Yes
            >Tails = Gohan
            No, Krillin
            >Knuckles = Piccolo
            Yes
            >Shadow = Vegeta
            Yes
            >Silver = Future Trunks
            No idea who Silver is. Stopped caring about Sonic when the Dreamcast died.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >No, Krillin
              Nope, Tails has more in common personality-wise with Gohan (Kid Gohan, to be specific) than Krillin. Also, Gohan and Tails are both smart characters.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                One of the designers for Sonic 2 stated that his and Sonic's relationship were based on Gohan and Piccolo's in the Saiyan Saga.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kino is saved

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >YEAH, I'M THINKING I'M BLACK!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a fricking Chao, Shadow!

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Live and Learn starts playing in the theater

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are male sonic characters naked and female sonic characters clothed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They don't?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He means canon non-vaulted characters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because Looney Tunes.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, Im thinking Im back

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit: the movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about your favorite flick

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was a great Johnny Silverhand in CP2077

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Big chungus... Let's go. Cinemaphile is NOT wholesome

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    didnt they namedrop him in the first sonic movie? they're probably gonna do some shit like "do i know you from somewhere you sound familiar" god damn this movie is gonna be both terrible and unironically great

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does he wear a black suit and tie?

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    meme actor
    Not the worst choice. A mostly alright choice to be fair. But there are a lot of better alternatives (like Hayden)

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Before he became "the sad guy sitting in a bench meme man" everyone agreed he was a terrible actor
    >He hasn't improved but people now want him ruining movies because "he's the reddit guy!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He can't do facial acting, hence the sitting on a bench meme, but if he's just doing voice acting for Shadow then it'll be good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He can't do facial acting, hence the sitting on a bench meme, but if he's just doing voice acting for Shadow then it'll be good.

      >sitting on a bench meme
      please don't say these words in a sonic thread

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lead to the head the only thing that'll fix this. Hear me, b***h? A bullet to the fricking brain!

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I made this as a joke months back playing with bing AI, but now it's reality. there was speculation for a while

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      KEANU SHADOW
      KEANU CHADOW

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Weird, most A.I drawings of Shadow gives him tan arms but this gave him Sonic's ears instead.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't it already confirmed he was being played by Jared Leto, or did I hallucinate that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it was a joke rumor that was going round, never confirmed

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keanu will steal the show. Is this the first Jim Carrey - Keanu Reeves movie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I found this
      https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4334266/?ref_=ttfc_fc_tt
      By the way, this is a cool feature I discovered now to cross reference actors in movies https://www.imdb.com/search/common/

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to inconvenience a Redditor always.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was supposed to be him

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >LIVE AND LEARN
    >HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care if this is a meme cast, to me this is a dream cast (pun intended). The ONLY person I wanted as the voice of Shadow in Sonic 3 is Keanu Reeves, so to me, this is a dream come true.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he is a sonicgay
    Eww

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We eatin good autistic bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We aspies run the world now.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good casting, but should have been hayden christensen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hayden is a better fit for Silver:

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m glad the age of Marvelslop is over

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Japanese IP
    >Implying black people exist as anything but a caricature

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DISGUSTING BLACK CREATURES

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >jim carrey
    >keanu reeves
    >idris elba
    this actually has a pretty good cast so far IMO.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same guy who redesigned the movie sonic btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be tyson hesse
      >make popular parody comic of Sonic
      >becomes animator on Sonic Mania
      >redesigns movie sonic
      What a chad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't he married to the b***h who ruined Skullgirls?

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ALL HAIL SHADOW
    HEROES RISE AGAIN

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kino status?

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he's directed to sound as edgy as possible and doesn't make Shadow's lines sound boring

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should've gotten Chris Sabat. Shadow is a Vegeta clone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one’s going to hire an animu dub VA for a multimillion dollar production. The only reason O’Shaughnessy’s Tails is because she’s Tails in the games right now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Should have though. Keanu is reddit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >faagot soi #metoo b***h for shadow
      have a nice day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow is a combination of Vegeta and Mewtwo, in my opinion.

      • 1 month ago
        The Hedgehog

        I thought it was 2D Sonic split into a Super Sonic with a time machine.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How will paramount handle this scene?

    ?si=9dZfqTQI4w8LPmSl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if they reference this i will be so happy. even if it's just "i've come to make an announcement"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think they will, it's probably too kino for them.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On one hand this is stupid
    On the other hand, this is Jim Carrey and Keanu Reeves in the same movie

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible casting decision. Keanu doesn't fit as Shadow.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's getting older now and his voice is changing but he still sounds like himself for the most part so that's actually perfect.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    well he sounds like shadow so I guess it's fine

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To make myself clear: I have always been a fan of Shadow™ the Hedgehog.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1gDMJioJlMzM

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alright now give him his guns back

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope he doesn't phone it in like he usually does with these types of movies

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To the anon who said Keanu can't act and should not voice Shadow get fricked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that guy can swallow semen.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna FRICK Tails. Every time Tails was on screen in Sonic 2 I was BRICKED.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What did he mean by this?

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hilarious choice because it's so obvious that keanu should voice shadow. i can hear it already

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Keanu Reeves
    >NOT Daniel Radcliffe

    Frick this film.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite quote
    >It wasn't JUST a hedgehog!

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When are they gonna adapt real kino?

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Shadow based on John Constantine
    >Keanu played John Constantine
    >Now Keanu plays Shadow
    Full circle kino

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This time I want Shadow's edgy soundtrack to be less of 2000s-era nü metal butt rock and perhaps music relevant to when Shadow was presumably created, say the 60s. I can imagine the songs now:

    Blue Cheer - Summertime Blues
    The Doors - Break on Through (To the Other Side)
    The Kinks - You Really Got Me
    Led Zeppelin - Communication Breakdown
    MC5 - Kick Out the Jams
    The Monkees - (I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone
    The Sonics - Psycho
    The Standells - Dirty Water
    The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog
    The Who - My Generation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic Adventure 2 is set 50 years after Shadow's creation, if I remember correctly. So if Sonic 3 is set in 2024, then Shadow was created in 1974. That's assuming that Sonic 3 will be a direct adaptation of Sonic Adventure 2, which it probably won't. I'd love it though if in Sonic 3, Shadow was created on the Space Colony Ark in the 50s with the Space Colony Ark being a part of a secret space program and Shadow and Maria choose the Frank Sinatra version of 'Fly Me To The Moon' as their favourite song.

      Oh my god nobody cares.

      Nobody
      Fricking
      Cares

      Only Americans are so fricking brainwashed to give a "race" to fictional characters. Newsflash: nobody in Japan or anywhere else in the worlsd thought that any of these characters were any ethnicity besides "rodent".

      And yes I'm tyiping like a moron to get my point across to you since it's the only way Americans understand shit.

      Frick off, Black person.

      >Keanu Reeves
      >NOT Daniel Radcliffe

      Frick this film.

      No-one cares about Daniel RATcliffe. Lick my anus and have a nice day, you Black personhomosexual. lol

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted hayden christensen, but keanu is good too

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      CHADkles.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ROLLIN AROUND
    >AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >GOT PLACES TO GO
      >GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stay awake any longer. Good night, my fellow Sonic Chads.

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Shadow appears
    >I am all of me instrumental starts playing
    Kino

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For the record:
    Sonic = Lightskin
    Shadow = White
    Tails = White
    Amy = Latinx
    Knuckles = Blackest fricking jiggaboo in the universe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic white, Tails asian. Amy is also very much a white girl.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Amy is also very much a white girl.
        Her name's literally Amy Rose. She's very fricking white. Plus, she was based on pic related so she went from a white blonde city girl who's in love with a blue hedgehog, to a pink hedgehog city girl who's in love with a blue hedgehog.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Knuckles is Mesoamerican. Dude's Aztec/Mayan i.e. Ancient Mexican.

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's literally a shit voice actor. what are they thinking?

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    KINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I listen to I am all of me on the way to McDonald's

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    will they adapt the truly daring storyline?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post it you coward

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is Rouge?

    >She's in it.
    Oh. Kino

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not mine but wanted to share.
    Somebody else made it with AI.
    catbox[.moe/]waxsn4.mp3

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Listening Keanu “Big Chungus” Reeves say MY wiener in CP was weird

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