Do you not realize what self aware humor is? Its also poking fun at how overtly manly and "purge the alien" 40k is without trying to be preachy about some asinine moral lesson.
(me)
Actually to add onto this
I think Hazbin and Helluva is garbage and made for reddit browsing, social outcast band kids but I also think these guys are insecure about the fact that these shows have a genuine fanbase and aren't just holdover from their 40k days
Flashgitz has always been edgy. Not saying I like their style of lowbrow humor but you can't just call them insecure when they're just playing it up to their audience of neckbeards
This. Why is everything sanitized now where all creators have to "like" each other? I'm tired of all this fake friends bullshit on YouTube where youtubers can't just hate on other types of content unless its accepted content to hate. Now everytime there's a small joke like
Wasn't expecting they'd actually fire off that shot.
it's "taking a shot" or "creating drama".
2 months ago
Anonymous
It is taking a shot. When you directly reference a show and then clarify that you think it's for losers while your show is great and mature and hardcore, that is the definition of creating drama.
2 months ago
Anonymous
It’s edgy early 2010s tier trash but in this era of pretentious, sanitized, lore baiting slop it feels like a breath of fresh air. Frick man I just miss the “old” internet.
ah yes these videos were definitely the best example of comedy instead of just bullying by insecure "creators"
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2 months ago
Anonymous
I'm glad Cinemaphile is growing up where we can finally stop putting Newgrounds animators on a pedestal.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>posting the Sr Pelo video as an example of bullying >when it’s a very blatant lighthearted jab >and pretty much everyone depicted in it treated it as such
Actual Cinemaphilemblr moment holy shit
2 months ago
Anonymous
u mad?
2 months ago
Anonymous
>just bullying
sometimes bullying is fricking necessary
hard truth
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Seething over Sr Pelo of all people
/co/mblr isn’t just a meme.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Nice bait
2 months ago
Anonymous
kys arin
2 months ago
Anonymous
My issue is why haul off and attack people that haven’t done anything to you. They. Luke have just made their thing without turning it into a soapbox to complain about first world greivences where nobody actually owes you anything.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>attack people
it's not an attack lol
how sensitive are you?
2 months ago
Anonymous
It was definitely a call-out that disparaged another show that’s successful. Looks like an attack to me.
2 months ago
Anonymous
It doesn't work that way if they make fun of their audience too. Watch this all blow over and we forget about it in a week.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Their audience is entitled to not like that as well.
>make joke at audiences expense >many keks were had because tom and don are also autistic 30 year old men >troony takes it as personal attack
remember all those times you said "not everything has to be made 4 u" defending actual shit like SheMan and high guardian spice?
Well, I didn’t laugh at any of it, I just found it annoying. My issue is that people i, like you, are acting like everyone is supposed to be ok with shit talk to the point that it can only go one way.
>remember all those times you said "not everything has to be made 4 u" defending actual shit like SheMan and high guardian spice?
I’ve literally never said that. So no, I don’t remember. You didn’t like she-ra? Fine, don’t like it. I literally don’t care. I’ve never “defended” it. I don’t need to.
2 months ago
Anonymous
types like a discord homosexual and has a "le smarter than you" attitude. ignore this moron
2 months ago
Anonymous
nta but flashgitz were just joking. You're acting like they came out and said they hate both shows
Their audience is entitled to not like that as well.
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Well, I didn’t laugh at any of it, I just found it annoying. My issue is that people i, like you, are acting like everyone is supposed to be ok with shit talk to the point that it can only go one way.
>remember all those times you said "not everything has to be made 4 u" defending actual shit like SheMan and high guardian spice?
I’ve literally never said that. So no, I don’t remember. You didn’t like she-ra? Fine, don’t like it. I literally don’t care. I’ve never “defended” it. I don’t need to.
All of these anons are a samegay shitposting.
2 months ago
Anonymous
2 months ago
Anonymous
nta but flashgitz were just joking. You're acting like they came out and said they hate both shows
2 months ago
Anonymous
I get that they were trying to make a joke I was responding to the guy saying that he hates that everyone has to act like they like eachother. My point is that there is a difference between not liking someone and firing shots just cuz and acting they’re wrong if they fire back. That’s in reference to what the dude that I was responding to said.
types like a discord homosexual and has a "le smarter than you" attitude. ignore this moron
That’s your insecurities talking.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>ME ME ME ME
You have malignant narcissism. This ain't about you, sweaty.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Someone says shit about me or a statement that I made. They accuse me specifically of saying or believing something that I didn’t say and don’t believe. >It’s not all about you
Fricking moron.
2 months ago
Anonymous
(you) made a dozen pointless "I" statements that had nothing to do with the accusation, homosexual
2 months ago
Anonymous
Like what, moron?
2 months ago
Anonymous
>My issue is why haul off and attack people that haven’t done anything to you.
But they admitted they weren’t diffrent that was the entire joke, they even said or mentally I’ll 30 year olds after the teenage boys bit. That’s nail on the head humor right there.
Doesn't matter it's still cringe as frick
And besides instead of doing one of their more interesting ideas they went for a 40k parody because they can't make actual IP animations anymore
But they admitted they weren’t diffrent that was the entire joke, they even said or mentally I’ll 30 year olds after the teenage boys bit. That’s nail on the head humor right there.
40k parodies were better because they're building upon an established universe that takes itself too seriously and the parodies would just be amusing mask-off moments. Doing a standalone thing like this doesn't carry the same humor.
The only reason they made space king was because GW was being a copyright c**t about the 40k parodies. The cant make more Black Templars vs Furries animations anymore because they'd likley get sued
I think the part with throwing the little girls into a volcano made it weird. If they grabbed the boys but treated the girls like they were invisible would have been funnier. Beneath notice instead of active hatred.
It’s funny because it’s exactly what a little boy would do with his action figures. I remember making GI Joe suplex the frick out of my sister’s Barbie. >beneath notice instead of active hatred >why can’t the Space Marines just ignore the things they don’t like
lol
lmao, even
>If they grabbed the boys but treated the girls like they were invisible would have been funnier.
This series probably won't have themes but I'm pretty sure the space defenders are supposed to be like a middle schoolers hyper masculine oc so the misogyny works, although it could also play out like they're awkward and shy or spergout and accidentally shoot them.
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Stop defending trash, it's a bad look
They're not even defending the show dumbass, they're criticizing you for being a moron
same, it was so uncomfy and honestly super unnecessary :/
they should've also at least had a few female star defenders and probably have a couple in the main squad. i also thing the snake lady should have said something racist/homophobic before they shot her to make the protags seem more likeable for killing her.
> i also thing the snake lady should have said something racist/homophobic before they shot her to make the protags seem more likeable for killing her.
I think that’s in conflict with the goals of flashgitz.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>My big breasts are draining and I need to eat your balls so I can fill them again and feed my children.
I fricking love Flashgitz.
Drafting the little girls into a Sisters of Battle parady orginization would have been better. The Sisters recruit orphan girls into their ranks like the space marines recruit orphaned boys into there's
I would love an episode of space nuns killing parents and kidnapping children, wasn't one saint a tax exemption paid to the church at one point in 2nd edition?
2 months ago
Anonymous
I think so, but it might not be canon anymore since most of 2nd and 1st edition stuff was back when 40k was pretty different to what it is now. But the Sisters are usually more autistically religous and xenocidal than Space Marines are. and they all have the Edna Mode haircut but white
2 months ago
Anonymous
Man, I don't even know what's Canon with the nuns anymore, they went a long ass time without support as the army that gets crushed before the space marines or grey knights solved the problem
2 months ago
Anonymous
The current canon is that they are the miliatary arm of the Ecclesiarchy (The Church). The are the closest thing to a true holy order the Imperium has (next to the Black Templars)
It would be based if they actually said troony and homosexuals instead of dancing around it like two out of touch 30 year olds. Goes to show that if I want actual criticisms of these shows I have to come here.
Its funny they make a shot like this as if Space kings wont be more of a flop then monkey wrench, and then theyll crawl back to 40k parodies. Why wasnt this a 40k parody anyways its the exact same humor, factions, etc
>Why wasnt this a 40k parody
Games Workshot (Warhammer creator company) cancels all fan material, in a great attempt to control the brand image.
Game Workshop are the owners of 40k are notorious for hating any and all fan animations. They've taken down or "hired" many animators making genuinely quality 40k animations, the biggest example being Astartes series. Its no surprised that they also threatened the hammer with Flashgitz's space marine vs furry animations. So Flashgitz just gave then the finger and made legally distinct show Space King, which I can respect.
Frick GW an its Nintendo tier copyright bullshit, they took down so many great animations its infuriating
Got to say if this is how youre trying to market your show by making enemies with everyone in the indie field AND the audience then lol this is going to flop harder then Meats attempt
Im guessing one maybe two more tries before they give up.
You guys do know they said their show was the same thing but aimed at mentally ill boys and 30 yrs olds whose comedic taste peaked at racist mario right?
This isn't even a defense, its just pointing out blatant facts.
This so is dumb schlock, its literally not worth the time to care about in either direction since watching it only requires half your brain.
This didn't seem like a smart thing to do? Why would you risk pissing off another series creator and their staff, especially one with a proven track record running an indie series?
Oh man, Vivzie having a conniption on Twitter about SpaceKing not only would be fricking hilarious but would also work as free advertising. I'm actually hoping it happens now.
Let me sum it up. The bridge is already burned between Flashgitz and the industry. Hell the bridge is likely burned between MeatCanyon and the industry for associating himself with FlashGitz. I cannot for the life of me imagine those two aren't already blacklisted 7 ways to Sunday with how much they use racial humor, fat jokes, and moron jokes.
I guess? It's not like Spindle's content isn't controversial either though.
If the Flashgitz content was really that bad their videos wouldn't be able to stay up on youtube. Maybe they're blacklisted from some parts of the industry but I don't think all of the online sphere shuns them? At minimum I know they've worked with Meatcanyon a tonne.
The dig/joke they added just doesn't seem to have any positive benefit whatsoever. I enjoy their content and have watched most videos of theirs from the past few years, I understand their cynical style of humor and enjoy it. But I just don't get this one decision they made.
But maybe I'm being a big dumb moron that's reading into it too much, who the hell knows. Maybe they're all polycule frick-buddies behind the scenes and I'm none the wiser.
>But maybe I'm being a big dumb moron that's reading into it too much
you are, they clearly put the bit in as a joke and watch how everyone will forget this in a week
>The dig/joke they added just doesn't seem to have any positive benefit whatsoever.
Not even half a second after the joke at HH/TADC they joke about their own audience. Grow some fricking skin to cover those raw nerves, homosexual.
>But maybe I'm being a big dumb moron that's reading into it too much
the two elements are "our fans are maladjusted teenage boys and 30 year old men (insert line faced wojak here) an >you deserve a show too" and being sympathetic to the industry horror story of hazbins development under A24 that they'd like to avoid. Seeing as they doubled their members month over month on patreon so that's likely worked. Praise be SpaceKing
>industry horror story of hazbins development under A24 that they'd like to avoid.
What horror story homie it's a financial success by every metric
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Cinemaphilembler forgets the leaks and drama of the show as it was made
why do you think viv became even more unhinged m8
2 months ago
Anonymous
>leaks and drama
She replaced the pilot voice actors because they couldn't sing and was a bit of a hardass according to some Glassdoor reviews. Not exactly John Landis tier, and the only reason that it made a splash on Cinemaphile is because the burger animation landscape is fricking dead otherwise
>Why would you risk pissing off another series creator and their staff, especially one with a proven track record running an indie series?
This is exactly what I mean about current youtube being sanitized as frick. Any youtuber who thinks about "controversy" regarding another creator is cringe as frick and fans shouldn't care so hard about it too.
That shot was aimed at every studio and indie creator who sold out and gave in to the dark powers. I remember when a few youtube creators tried their hand at joining Hollywood but the nepotism, favouritism and degeneracy killed their passion quickly. You kinda have to be fricking nuts to even try to make something like this semi-profitable.
That shot was aimed at every studio and indie creator who sold out and gave in to the dark powers. I remember when a few youtube creators tried their hand at joining Hollywood but the nepotism, favouritism and degeneracy killed their passion quickly. You kinda have to be fricking nuts to even try to make something like this semi-profitable.
Did they really sell out if they got to make the show they wanted? Like, is it selling out if you get to do the thing you wanted and the cost is something that you never cared about and doesn’t conflict with your vision? There’s nothing shown in their pilot that I couldn’t see on Amazon or Netflix. I mean maybe with the exception of them going out of their way to toss girls into an active volcano.but even that maybe because it shows the cruelty of their society.
You just want brotherhood, comrades, kin, guys who’ll have your back no matter what, a guiding father who asks you to break oaths that you know are wrong, you want to burn down the corrupt prostitute government that would cast you aside.
>basically make Rick & Morty 40K >pairing one of the most overexposed types of humor with one of the most saturated IP >act like it's somehow fresh and transgressive
I chuckled once or twice, I guess.
I really want to see Space King's version of Chaos. How can they be even more juvenile and over the top tryhard that what the Space Defenders already are?
2 months ago
Anonymous
I am curious what Chaos Space Defenders are like. I can already make rough guesses that will likely be true
The Khrone worshipers are even more roid raging mouth frothing morons than the normals
The Tzeentch Worshipers are nerds and harry potter fans who do gay ass pretend wizard battles with eachother
The Nurgle worshipers are obese neckbeard and moderators
And the Slaanesh worshipers all wear BDSM shit and have dildos attached to all of their weapons
2 months ago
Anonymous
Khorne are madmax gymbros
Tzeentch has to include the shadow the hedgehog spectro patronum, best gag in their HP parodies
I have no idea how to make nurgle funny without threading old cliches, this depends on execution
Slanessh is furries, let's not kid ourselves here it's just furries
2 months ago
Anonymous
>I didn't ask to be born dad! >all gays, but moto korne ones are homoerotic too >impni worshippers are furries
2 months ago
Anonymous
Impni worshippers are black and white bdsm clowns
2 months ago
Anonymous
Impni contain murder drones fans with bloodplay fetish
I love the boys and desperately wanted this to succeed, but I am sad to say, this was not that good. I feel so bad, I am sure they sunk thousands into this, but it just wasn't that funny, didn't build on lore bait, didn't push any envelopes. It tried everything that makes a meme successful internet series but did every one sub par.
It wouldn't shock me if this didn't do as well as some of their biggest hits.
Right. Fricking. On. The passion and wrath made my day. It voiced so many of my internal thoughts from the last couple of years where I thought I was just being hypersensitive to this shit. Nice to know I'm not alone. Welcome to the rebellion.
The best part was the begging because of it being a paradoy of how space marines recruit more soldiers into their ranks (drafting pre-pubescent boys), and its an aspect of space marines that had never been paraodied before which made it unique and humorous
It’s edgy early 2010s tier trash but in this era of pretentious, sanitized, lore baiting slop it feels like a breath of fresh air. Frick man I just miss the “old” internet.
>but in this era of pretentious, sanitized, lore baiting slop it feels like a breath of fresh air.
yeah, they even poke fun at their own audience calling them mentally ill boys and old weirdos. no idea why you'd get offended at the hazbin circus joke unless you're a mentally ill "girl"
Hazbin hotel is successful for the same reason shit like JJK is. It has a gigantic female audience and they're all devout consumers of the franchise in question.
>Buying yaoi bait plushes >buying posters, backpacks and mugs >trying to summon your tumblr sexyman by smearing menstral blood on an evil scripture and then spamming it on twitter, tumblr and facebook.
Yea frick it I'll support it.
I like the premise of ripping off warhammer and inflating it to high school levels of moronation and if they'll flash some breasts in my face every once in a while than power to em.
I think the reason he made this specifically was because his wh40k vs furries animations blew up but because of GW he couldn't really do anything with it
He should have an episode where the characters complain that space king is getting political because there are black marines and they're not sure if they're allowed to be racist or not
Even their hornyness is stuck back in time "dude, huge breasts” simply doesn’t carry like it used to, you at least need something else going on alongside that, I guarantee more people in this thread want to frick Impni than titty alien
>Even their hornyness is stuck back in time "dude, huge breasts” simply doesn’t carry like it used to, you at least need something else going on alongside that,
Dude, are you gay?
>"dude, huge breasts” simply doesn’t carry like it used to
Black, go to any Cinemaphile creations or OC threads and I promise you that within ten posts you'll find some hyperbreasts bullshit.
I mean its on a fricking snake bug alien lady, thats bound to speak to some monsterfricking chads. if they have her an actual monstrous alien face it would have been prefect.
Even their hornyness is stuck back in time "dude, huge breasts” simply doesn’t carry like it used to, you at least need something else going on alongside that, I guarantee more people in this thread want to frick Impni than titty alien
I was expecting titty alien to have some really detailed /d/ tier potruding nipples or some other freaky shit quite honestly, although i wouldn't really mind if it turns out that literally every female that shows up is a topless hyper sexualized alien. That would make up for it.
1st Edition 40k was a different and beautiful beast because it was suppose to be an grim and grungy sci-fi parody of Warhammer Fantasy. GW never expected it to become popular, but it did, by 3rd edition 40k was a much more proper and serious setting.
Democracy and fascism aren’t conflicting terms. You can have a democracy that’s fascist or pretty much any type of governmental system that’s also fascist. Fascism is basically any system or social organization that’s nationalistic and right-wing. You can have a nationalistic rightwing system that has a Democratic process.
No he was a girl all along
I think he was uncircumcised… tho I need to look at that part again. He could have been a girl come to think of it..,
>Fascism is basically any system or social organization that’s nationalistic and right-wing
You don't even need to be right wing to be fascist, just have the state control the industry, bureaucracy itself isn't exempt from the crystallization of fascism and the need to protect itself and it's sphere of influence
That's the scary part of fascism, it spreads regardless of which side you are on
> You don't even need to be right wing to be fascist
2 months ago
Anonymous
Are you implying that socialist regimes weren't fascist?
That smells like some cope dude
2 months ago
Anonymous
Why must you insist on using words you do not know?
2 months ago
Anonymous
Fascism isn't just another word for Authoritarianism dumbass it's a specific ideology
2 months ago
Anonymous
At this point almost everyone thinks they are the same, don't blame me for how people use words
It wouldn't surprise me if one day fascism looses the right wing part from it's official definition given how it is used
2 months ago
Anonymous
Most people are fricking morons that don’t know anything.
>It wouldn't surprise me if one day fascism looses the right wing part from it's official definition given how it is used
i’, sure there are people that actively try to drop “right wing” from the definition of fascism. That’s why it’s important to be accurate when describing what the word means.
2 months ago
Anonymous
That’s like saying all authoritarian regimes are fascist when fascism is a type of authoritarian system but not the only one.
>I think he was uncircumcised… tho I need to look at that part again. He could have been a girl come to think of it..,
His dick was in the way of his balls and had to be moved. It's not even implied, it's what the machine says.
Wow.. that was hilariously unfunny. Like sad in how bad it was.
Also why did the big tit mom alien randomly lose her arms and attack them after getting what she wanted? Even if it was a trick the frick happened to her arms?
>make a stupid statement based on false information >get corrected >"s-stop defending it!"
None of the posts you’re so triggered by said it was a good show. You’re only reinforcing just how stupid you really are.
>If they grabbed the boys but treated the girls like they were invisible would have been funnier.
This series probably won't have themes but I'm pretty sure the space defenders are supposed to be like a middle schoolers hyper masculine oc so the misogyny works, although it could also play out like they're awkward and shy or spergout and accidentally shoot them.
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They're not even defending the show dumbass, they're criticizing you for being a moron
Blind moron.
>y-y-y-you're stupid
Here come the middle schoolers
>make a stupid statement >get called a moron >make another one >get called a moron again >"Y-You're all just kids calling me stupid!"
Welcome to the internet little Jimmy. It's a lot bigger than the comments section of YouTube Kids, isn't it?
2 months ago
Anonymous
There is no comment section on YouTube Kids jackass
Did you not see the grenade he dropped down the hole? Is your attention span so lax you forget any scene without breasts a half second afterwards?
what the frick
I swear to god I watched this scene twice to figure out what happened what the hell?
Anyways now the question is fricking why? Captain goes through a whole arc about negotiating and the big tit girl was fine with it and he trys to kill her anyways? Doesnt even try and get the Gobble back if anything he just wasted everyones time.
>he just wasted everyones time.
they literally all die so I dont know if captain is supposed to regrow from the super testes or if we're just going to follow a new squad each episode.
>Those green globules contain the souls or something. The guy in white armor collected them after they died so they can probably reincarnate.
In 40K every space marine contains "geneseed" which is basically special stuff inside them that gives them their super powers, passed down from the god emperor himself and his sons. When they die, they try to harvest the geneseed so its not lost forever and can be reused.
>just wasted everyone’s time
He wanted to kill her from the beginning. His “arc” was learning that you can’t always kill aliens immediately, sometimes you're forced to play along before you kill them. He’s dead anyway, so it’s not like he needed to learn anything.
While I liked and enjoyer Space King for just being dumb fun and exactly what it sets out to be, this thread is only reaffirming my belief that, Cinemaphile is well and truly a lost cause.
So are you supposed to find these people likable at all? Or find any of this funny? This whole thing was a cringefest of reddit tier Imperium memes >Le genocide! Le kill ayy lmaos!
No one in Billy and Mandy is likable. Billy is a moron who acts like a moron to generate laughs. Mandy is mean to people to generate laughs. Irwin is pathetic to generate laughs. Grim is a doormat who gets bullied by a child to generate laughs. Sometimes characters are just there to fill a role and nothing else. It’s the same with Salad Fingers and plenty of old school cartoons about butthole animals getting their comeuppance (not be confused with the cartoons about butthole animals being buttholes to generate laughs). If you want to go across the ocean, there’s Death Note, which is about a psycho with a god complex murdering people while trying to “outwit” a disgusting autismo and a shithead kid. None of them are inherently likable. You just feel attached to them because they’re the ones with the most screen time.
It's not about likeable characters you weirdo. This is to animated shows what Broforce is to videogames, an over the top enjoyable circus of morons in a hyper-masculine world imagined by a horny middle school boy on a power trip. It is what a child imagine's Warhammer 40k to be in their dreams, and that's awesome.
I predict lots of leftyCinemaphile seething about bog standard oldNewgrounds tier edgelord humor, butthurt Hazbin fans/furries, and lots of concern trolling about how it "fell off."
Scrolling down... yep! That's a Flashgitz thread for you.
Got to say if this is how youre trying to market your show by making enemies with everyone in the indie field AND the audience then lol this is going to flop harder then Meats attempt
Im guessing one maybe two more tries before they give up.
Got to say if this is how youre trying to market your show by making enemies with everyone in the indie field AND the audience then lol this is going to flop harder then Meats attempt
Im guessing one maybe two more tries before they give up.
Literally nothing more pitiful than an autist going into uncontrollable seething and malding because someone made a joke about something they like. Chances are these guys have not only worked with many of the animators and artists on those shows, but are closer friends than you will ever be with the people who make your autismal fixation.
This isn't exactly a "making enemies with everyone in the indie field" kind of statement lol. It's a playful tease and the tone makes that clear.
I can understand why you don't get tone of voice or body language though, because you're autistic. >Verification no required
Posts like this prove women never should have been allowed on the internet. I really really miss how things were in, like, 2008 when the female presence was limited to telling nyanners to frick off and go somewhere else.
all the people dickriding this show are sexist pigs like yourself, so fricking tired of le edgy creators taking personal shots at le woke female and trans creators.
Nta but unless those two studios have that sorta relationship where they’re in on the joke as buddies, it’s kinda a personal attack.
The trailer itself was really sorta culture wars-y and HH/HB was kinda put on the spot as the opposition that the audience is supposed to dislike or not want to watch. That’s like saying that Mac vs PC commercials weren’t personal or Microsoft’s laptop hunters commercials weren’t personal. Yes they were.
>two studios have that sorta relationship
and this is how that kind of relationship starts anon. GTA and true crime were rivals criticizing each other before they started taking the piss with their jabs. But I get what you mean. But can you honestly say that jab against helluva boss audience isn't warranted? I mean just look at absolute state that is helluva boss/hazbin hotel threads here in Cinemaphileumbler.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Look at the state of literally any thread of any show here on Cinemaphileumbler.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>viv does something cool like make the eggs look and act like space defenders in the service of evil heaven as pentious tries to convince them to stop as a side gag in season 2
if only "creatives" could have some fun anymore
>there's plenty of animation targeted at mentally ill teenage girls, but what about mentally ill teenage boys? And 30 year old men!
yeah buddy, clearly a direct attack on (you) and queen chungus herself
I cant get over how.. shit this armor looks. Is this the best design they had? It looks even worse when they have the real faces showing without the teeth.
It has to be bad on purpose, either that or he's one of those artists that draw ugly ironically and legitimately can't design worth a shit when they try because of it.
Flashgitz has nothing, literally nothing to offer people. They're pandering to an audience that will forget about them the second MeatCanyon uploads a new video. Like that other guy said, trying to sell yourself as edgy shlock for boys instead of girls just makes you look cringe.
>We want that helldivers money
Is this really whats become of the Warhammer fanbase? What the frick happened? it feels like the whole meme took a nose dive off to shit creek
The whole capsule dropped from space thing is older than you think and goes back to the starship troopers book. Reddithammer has always been about shamelessly ripping off whatever sci-fi is popular and turning it into mass marketable plastic toys.
This reeks of the same idiocy as "40k ripped of Starcraft!" or "Warhammer Fantasy ripped of Warcraft!" when Shitzzard literally copied both settings.
WoW was suppose to be a Warhammer Fantasy game but GW didnt want to fund the game idea so the creators made a "legally distinct" fantasy world instead, thus WoW was born.
Honestly this "pilot" has inspired me to stay even father away from Warhammer then before. Is this some kind of advanced gatekeeping where you make the whole thing look so moronic and gay that any sane person wants to stay as far away from it as possible.
It was actually pretty alright, as someone who doesn't know nor care about 40k and thinks their fans are way too weird and autistic. My only complaint is the armor colors are a bit too moronicly colorful like a kids cartoon.
Next episode will be I can guarantee it, this whole pilot is just a backdoor to explaining why all their warhammer meme videos wont have warhammer character in them anymore
Serious answer, warhammer actually does have some cool stuff in it and tells actual stories. It also has some funny stuff in it.
Also, while the meme is that imperium hate everything, they do work with some of the other aliens on some things, lesser of two evils kind of deal. Like the guard teamed up with orks to fight tyranids, the orks loved it because fighting the giant bug monsters was more fun than figthing little humans.
While you can say individual "things" were just copied, the way they are used and the flare they are used with is interesting. The space marines on surface read are just "super soldiers", but the method of creation, design aesthetic, and general vibe they have going on makes them different from, say, master chief.
>but the method of creation, design aesthetic, and general vibe they have going on makes them different from, say, master chief.
Yes, but it isn't very different from, say, the Bene Gesserit from Dune, the Judges from Judge Dredd or the terminators from Nemesis the Warlock.
>he doesn't know every story is the hero's journey
check that media literacy, anon
True lol but warhammer doesn't just have the same themes as other sci-fi, it copies things wholesale. Compare joe pineapple from abc warriors and the vindicare mini if you want to see a good example of this.
Its an overt parody reminiscent of the early 2010s "space marines are angry lunatics who kill all non-humans" memes were they killed furries and my little ponies. Actual 40k stuff made by fans are absurdly high quality, such as Astartes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7hgjuFfn3A
The 40k setting has an absurd amount of lore surrounding it and hundreds of books. Most 40k fans are book nerds funnily enough (me included)
>Flashgitz finally stops chasing the algorithm and doing shitty trending meme videos and go back to their roots with a WH40K parody
about fricking time
It was the best cartoon on TV at the time and nothing has surpassed it since (I'm not saying it's good, it's just that entertainment has been shit for a long time).
I physically almost couldn't watch half of Hazbin because it was so fricking cringe. I almost dropped it but decided to press on and then Adam and the angel chars showed up and I genuinely started liking the show.
It's like when a subversive leftist women invents a comic book villain of what she considers pure ontological evil for her TV show she accidently creates the most enjoyable and fun characters imaginable, gives me chud tingles that 40k couldn't.
I literally got filtered out Cinemaphile for HotD, Cinemaphile for Chainsaw Man and JJK and then finally some meme shit posted on Cinemaphile because those threads are 70% women thirsting over gay shit and bad boys
Based. Liked the video. I know 40kgays get upset it isn't all grimdark and serious but it's not the animator's style. Wait for the Cavill series if you want the grimdark tone.
You just know all the dicksuckers in this thread arent going to support the show in any meaningful way and will just use it as a way to own whatever crowd they deem fit.
That was really good and funny. I was just expecting crap and what I got was the kind of humor I enjoyed in 2005. The geno-bomb part was probably my favorite.
Which is a damn shame because endings tend to be what sticks with people.
I did like how the very end was kind of solemn and ominous, but it didn't have enough *energy* leading up to it for there to be comedy in a tonal shift.
And they didn't even commit to the dry, melancholic tone, as they interrupted it with a gag about lifting hatemonger's dick.
First half was pretty good though, it was action-packed and over-the-top.
>should have paid a woman on 5iver to voice the tittynid so you can coom without hearing Toms fricking voice in your head >need to add like 5 more seconds of black screen before the obligatory self ad to dwell on ominous white noise of space kings statue
same thing happens with the furry planet exterminatus. Expertful, peak warhammer tone about destroying a planet as a righteous act. More moving than anything official warhammer. The while you want to sit there and bask, boom sticker Ad.
Other than that it sets the hook well. Wondering if we'll the same characters come back for E2 in new LITTLE BOYs with their globules, new characters with chestnut, or will it jump to another chapter and other characters with an end season arc connecting the events of each into a whole.
>guardsmen are all the football Dads from harvested planets too old for globule implantation, just happy to be free of their harrigan karen wives as they live short lives vicariously through their sons that vaguely tolerate their sideline quarterbacking
2 months ago
Anonymous
I think it could vary from legion to legion, in the cream crew episode about space king they said the legions can have varying attitudes and decisions on how they recruit defenders or think about aliens.
2 months ago
Anonymous
I just want a guardsman shouting at a space defender like it's a little league game as a cutaway gag >Damn it use the flamer, the flamer! C'mon! >I fricking know Dad GWAAAAAAAAAH >not eldar titan gets cut in half and turns them both and 5000 other guardsmen into stains on the ground
2 months ago
Anonymous
That would be funny, it would fit for the salamander proxy in space king
Part of me hopes that space king does get picked up as a legitimate show on an actual streaming platform, simply because netflix or amazon wouldn't let them run their fricking ads at the end of every episode, so you aren't unimmersed from the show by those two buttholes yelling at you to buy a t-shirt.
My money's on the first one, yeah. They'll revive the characters for the next episode.
2nd is that we'll follow 4 new characters for the remainder of the show proper, so this pilot effectively served as a prologue.
I doubt they're gonna introduce and try to get us attached to 1-4 new characters every. single. episode. before functionally removing them from the plot. Unless we're just going to be working with very broad chapter stereotypes for the entireity of the show. (so every space wolf is a closet furry, every raven guard is weirdly sneaky for a dude in power armor, every imperial fist is a mega-autist)
My last theory is that the show itself will be episodic, so there are no cannon deaths. But I don't think that's going to be the case because fear the furry had an overarching plot and I think they're going to use that as their baseline.
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Motherfricker. When you call someone out to call them shit and they haven’t said a damn thing about you first, you’re the one making it personal.
I fricking hate this fricking b***h-ass mentality that guys have these days where they think it’s ok to start shit with people for basically no reason and then when they’re retaliated against or criticized it’s people that they fricked with from the start or the critics that are the gays or trannies like they’re supposed to just sit there and take shit from people. No dude, you’re a fricking troony. If you throw the first lick and get hit back, you gotta accept that as a consequence of your actions.
Motherfricker. When you call someone out to call them shit and they haven’t said a damn thing about you first, you’re the one making it personal.
I fricking hate this fricking b***h-ass mentality that guys have these days where they think it’s ok to start shit with people for basically no reason and then when they’re retaliated against or criticized it’s people that they fricked with from the start or the critics that are the gays or trannies like they’re supposed to just sit there and take shit from people. No dude, you’re a fricking troony. If you throw the first lick and get hit back, you gotta accept that as a consequence of your actions.
>make joke at audiences expense >many keks were had because tom and don are also autistic 30 year old men >troony takes it as personal attack
remember all those times you said "not everything has to be made 4 u" defending actual shit like SheMan and high guardian spice?
the difference is though is that it was just a little bit of banter but Cinemaphile autists are too sensitive. Drawn together meanwhile actually did do full blown insults to their targets of mockery.
>Which is funny because Spanky Ham is based on newgrounds flash animation.
No, Zoomzoom, Spanky is based on Bonzi buddy and other "desktop assistants" but with more crude humor. There's even an episode where he gets a computer virus.
Nah he still had a dick tip its just whatever the frick was wrong with his dick was repulsive, imagine like cyraxx or chrischans dick but amped up to 10
He touched the other guys dicks as well, I think you're the moron
2 months ago
Anonymous
>collects the globules with tube in workman like fashion >has to reach down and move the holy member to collect the last globules >visceral distress
it's an implicit setup that any man would understand. rule 31 and soforth
2 months ago
Anonymous
I still think it would be funnier if it was because he had a fricked up penor
2 months ago
Anonymous
>wouldn't it be funny if girl sensibility joke
2 months ago
Anonymous
I just think that he’s not circumcised so the guy had to peel back the foreskin for extraction.
I’m gonna be honest, I actually did enjoy this. I was wondering why they were so pessimistic but looking at the industry right now, yeah, I can see why. That said, I do like adc and despite being a design just made for satire purposes, impni is cute. That said, what’s hatemonger’s deal? We never see his face and he envisions space king saying something about a castle of hate and statistics.
Wow some you gays are taking this light hearted jab as if they were declaring war and vowing to destroy habbo hotel. If they really were mean spirited about it they wouldnt have made the Pomni-Imp girl so cute, they would have made her some kinda deformed moron instead.
Some of you guys really are as senstive as Vivzie Blart herself regarding any form of criticism.
good, i hope more coomer art quiets the crewniverse stans
>but the method of creation, design aesthetic, and general vibe they have going on makes them different from, say, master chief.
Yes, but it isn't very different from, say, the Bene Gesserit from Dune, the Judges from Judge Dredd or the terminators from Nemesis the Warlock.
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True lol but warhammer doesn't just have the same themes as other sci-fi, it copies things wholesale. Compare joe pineapple from abc warriors and the vindicare mini if you want to see a good example of this.
I guess you can be a hack and still make an engaging story.
2 months ago
Anonymous
I don't see how daddy issues in space is an engaging story.
2 months ago
Anonymous
the bible is daddy issues and i have it on good authority it's the greatest story ever told
2 months ago
Anonymous
that's one guy and his sky daddy. warhammer has 20. you can only have so many supersoldier geniuses fated to return at the final hour before they all start blending together,
2 months ago
Anonymous
that's why you write long military noir series about commissars instead
i'm sorry that your family can't accept you. everybody deserves to be seen and loved. you are valid.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>seethe
Cant say shit because you know its true, this show is so under the radar its sea level
2 months ago
Anonymous
I hope it gets another episode, but even if it doesn't I can be happy knowing that all the estrogen in the world can't reshape your unsightly jaw and brow!
2 months ago
Anonymous
in several hours it's doubled their patreon membership from ~5 to 10,000 and the most popular backer level is still $5. Conservatively they have 200k of new money coming in yearly and close to a half mil total if they deliver exactly what they're doing. praise be spaceking
>Space King's mural has him surrounded by alien babes >His warriors kill aliens, including their hot babes
This idiots are probably doing the opposite of what Space King wanted. Which is honestly clever if its true because it parallels how the Imperium worships the Emperor as a God even though he was a fanatic atheist
>wish for more 40k discussion in Cinemaphile perhaps regarding some of the 40k animations and shows >comes in the form of a flashgitz parody reminiscent of the early 2010s angry marine days
Frick it, i'll take it. You may be thinking why dont I just go to /tg/ if I want 40k discussion since thats were 40kgays congregate. Truth is /tg/ is boring as hell these days
Thats neat! I have been on a few Cinemaphile and /vg/ threads since 40k games like Darktide and Rouge Trader have been popular. Its nice since I like talking about 40k shit with people who are new to it.
>I* DON'T LIKE IT AND *I* DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY! *I* THINK IT'S A PERSONAL ATTACK"
So, *I* can’t express my opinion when someone tells me their opinion? Did *I* hurt your feelings with *MY* mean ol opinion? Perhaps *I* should just speak in third person AMD say *ANON* all the time? Would that make you feel like a man again?
The whole stated point of the show is specifically male power fantasy. So ,no girls allowed unless breasts. Where do the girls with breasts come from since these guys kill female children on sight? Does anyone in real life know where women come from? Nobody knows.
captain comforting his dying comrade and accepting the tool he worked on, then clasping it in his hand post death is something you either get or will never get.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Immediately betrays this by then going back on the negotiating tactic and killer her needlessly anyways
bryce wouldnt have wanted that
2 months ago
Anonymous
>needlessly
2 months ago
Anonymous
Anon big tit alien left to go feed her kids and frick off to a whole new dimension, Captain tries to kill her for no reason and in doing so lead to the death of space kings soul or a part of it. Negotiating worked, and he didnt even get back what he gave up. Its the definition of needless
2 months ago
Anonymous
>she was just going to go back to they tyranid dimension where a whole host of her kind that prey on gobules resides in fear of SpaceKing (who is lost)
yeah anon if you kill your enemies they win.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Well she DID help kill a chunk of space king because they tried to kill her so yeah she did win
2 months ago
Anonymous
>why chestnut was supposed to stay behind the pillar
its not a powerfantasy, its a paradoy of 40k Space Marine tropes, which does include Space Marines acting stupid despite being immortal demigod supersoldiers.
They genocided a planet on a whim. There’s your power. SPACE ADVENTURES. There’s your fantasy.
Yeah they’re stupid but power fantasy stuff in general is pretty fricking stupid. Have you ever heard someone talk about their unfiltered ideas that think are so cool? Have you ever heard someone that’s average tell you their “cool” idea that wasn’t fricking stupid?
And yeah, they died, but will be reborn in new bodies.
>They are then immediately reprimanded for doing that and spend the rest of the episode without that kind of power and then immediately get clapped by the first big alien they see >They also not only fail the mission but kill a large chunk of Space Kings soul for no reason
much power, much fantasy
>male power fantasy of being groomed by old men in masks chanting as they remove your testicles and soldering metal plates to your skin
maybe some closest gay's power fantasy who were touched by their uncle
Its worse in 40k because to make a space marine they take young boys between ages 8-12 and put them through the most brutal training regiment imaginable while doing genetic modifcation surgery on them which causes their puberty phase to basiaclly forcibly evolve them into something more than a human. the entire processes that around 8-10 years and like 90% of the kids die.
they seed the galaxy with humans somehow, you do you. >legally distinct sister of battle comes on to space defender >dude that's my big sister
2 months ago
Anonymous
This would be funny, imagine two space defenders having a brawl because one is shagging the others sister
2 months ago
Anonymous
>space defenders get in rage fueled knife fight over lewding his big sis >brother wins >sister looms over shoulder against armored cowl >dawning realization
the geneseed is strong
Space God was always a degenerate homosexual. A super IQ science homosexual. So legend has it and probably not just a figure head for The Imperium. That is the joke behind the God King of Mankind. Yet the system created in his image; the expanse of mankind to colonize the stars before the void broke the empire in half. Cannot survive without some single entity to unify it all back together to survive the growing threat that is from beyond their reach ever encroaching.
That trailer was the only good part
The way the strong visual comedy slammed right into really really mediocre Machinima-tier dialogue made me want to weep.
This fancy papermation (or whatever you call it) short film dropped yesterday
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Fricking finally
Well that hurt
the paper doll aesthetic was really nice, I've been following the development for a while now and I'm glad to see it turned out.
It just seems like generic wh40K memes with extra misogyny. Ahaha women suck boys are so quirky
YWNBAW
Do you not realize what self aware humor is? Its also poking fun at how overtly manly and "purge the alien" 40k is without trying to be preachy about some asinine moral lesson.
>quite literally doesn't understand what jokes are
Gonna cry?
It had some good parts like space king talking to the space marine rip offs but the writing kind of got hazbin hotel tier by the end.
You watched the last minute right? This is animation for mentally ill boys and mentally ill 30 year old men
LITTLE BOY!!!
I thought the joke would be they thought women were aliens
I liked it and I hope it's lore gets more fleshed out in next installments.
Okay so post the uncensored tit alien then
This
I came here for the breasts, where's the breasts
It dropped from Adult Swim to Newgrounds Daily Feature pretty damn fast
Wasn't expecting they'd actually fire off that shot.
There better be porn of that imp by tomorrow or else
I just noticed it's a combo of Helluva and Pomni.
shes hot
Impni is cute! CUTE!
>l-l-looks guys we're different and not like other series cause we're catering to mentally ill teenage boys
they should've just stuck to 40k parodies
cope, troon
vivzie slop is garbage
>adam exists
take it back
Adam is basically a Flashgitz stream of conciousness Cinemaphilemblr is so pissy about
Adam is accidentally based, because leftoids tend to create based as frick character by accident when creating "villains".
>accidentally
Vivzie loves Adam, moron.
only because she loves Alex Brightman, come to think of it, the entire character was tailored made to be a tribute to him
Adam would unironically find Space King funny.
>Adam telling Charlie Praise be to Space King
I don't like any of Viv's stuff
(me)
Actually to add onto this
I think Hazbin and Helluva is garbage and made for reddit browsing, social outcast band kids but I also think these guys are insecure about the fact that these shows have a genuine fanbase and aren't just holdover from their 40k days
They're just making a joke
Why do they have to be "insecure" about it?
Flashgitz has always been edgy. Not saying I like their style of lowbrow humor but you can't just call them insecure when they're just playing it up to their audience of neckbeards
Because they're only known for the 40k animations and they're probably trying to hold on to those fans
>Only known for 40k videos
>Racist Mario wasn't a massive breakthrough hit that got them hundreds of millions of views
Mmkay.
They made racist mario?
Yes
There's really no reason to defend them you know.
This. Why is everything sanitized now where all creators have to "like" each other? I'm tired of all this fake friends bullshit on YouTube where youtubers can't just hate on other types of content unless its accepted content to hate. Now everytime there's a small joke like
it's "taking a shot" or "creating drama".
It is taking a shot. When you directly reference a show and then clarify that you think it's for losers while your show is great and mature and hardcore, that is the definition of creating drama.
ah yes these videos were definitely the best example of comedy instead of just bullying by insecure "creators"
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I'm glad Cinemaphile is growing up where we can finally stop putting Newgrounds animators on a pedestal.
>posting the Sr Pelo video as an example of bullying
>when it’s a very blatant lighthearted jab
>and pretty much everyone depicted in it treated it as such
Actual Cinemaphilemblr moment holy shit
u mad?
>just bullying
sometimes bullying is fricking necessary
hard truth
>Seething over Sr Pelo of all people
/co/mblr isn’t just a meme.
Nice bait
kys arin
My issue is why haul off and attack people that haven’t done anything to you. They. Luke have just made their thing without turning it into a soapbox to complain about first world greivences where nobody actually owes you anything.
>attack people
it's not an attack lol
how sensitive are you?
It was definitely a call-out that disparaged another show that’s successful. Looks like an attack to me.
It doesn't work that way if they make fun of their audience too. Watch this all blow over and we forget about it in a week.
Their audience is entitled to not like that as well.
Well, I didn’t laugh at any of it, I just found it annoying. My issue is that people i, like you, are acting like everyone is supposed to be ok with shit talk to the point that it can only go one way.
>remember all those times you said "not everything has to be made 4 u" defending actual shit like SheMan and high guardian spice?
I’ve literally never said that. So no, I don’t remember. You didn’t like she-ra? Fine, don’t like it. I literally don’t care. I’ve never “defended” it. I don’t need to.
types like a discord homosexual and has a "le smarter than you" attitude. ignore this moron
All of these anons are a samegay shitposting.
nta but flashgitz were just joking. You're acting like they came out and said they hate both shows
I get that they were trying to make a joke I was responding to the guy saying that he hates that everyone has to act like they like eachother. My point is that there is a difference between not liking someone and firing shots just cuz and acting they’re wrong if they fire back. That’s in reference to what the dude that I was responding to said.
That’s your insecurities talking.
>ME ME ME ME
You have malignant narcissism. This ain't about you, sweaty.
>Someone says shit about me or a statement that I made. They accuse me specifically of saying or believing something that I didn’t say and don’t believe.
>It’s not all about you
Fricking moron.
(you) made a dozen pointless "I" statements that had nothing to do with the accusation, homosexual
Like what, moron?
>My issue is why haul off and attack people that haven’t done anything to you.
fricking homosexual.
Twas a funny shot though.
Not really
Gave me reddit tier "we are le different" vibes
But they admitted they weren’t diffrent that was the entire joke, they even said or mentally I’ll 30 year olds after the teenage boys bit. That’s nail on the head humor right there.
Doesn't matter it's still cringe as frick
And besides instead of doing one of their more interesting ideas they went for a 40k parody because they can't make actual IP animations anymore
Have some shame and stop defending this garbage.
I MADE this garbage, dipshit
flashgitz-sama
Go do more 40k parodies
40k parodies were better because they're building upon an established universe that takes itself too seriously and the parodies would just be amusing mask-off moments. Doing a standalone thing like this doesn't carry the same humor.
The only reason they made space king was because GW was being a copyright c**t about the 40k parodies. The cant make more Black Templars vs Furries animations anymore because they'd likley get sued
big if true
>We totally aren't threatened by other shows getting tons of support by not being edgy garbage you guys
>HH
>Not edgy garbage
HH and HB are also edgy garbage but its what women who grew up with Tumblr think edgy is. At least Flashgitz edgy newground humor is campy.
I need a art of her being gangbanged by those rip-off space marines
Only part that made me chuckle
I liked the opening of loud noises and them screaming "LITTLE BOY" at small children
I think the part with throwing the little girls into a volcano made it weird. If they grabbed the boys but treated the girls like they were invisible would have been funnier. Beneath notice instead of active hatred.
It’s funny because it’s exactly what a little boy would do with his action figures. I remember making GI Joe suplex the frick out of my sister’s Barbie.
>beneath notice instead of active hatred
>why can’t the Space Marines just ignore the things they don’t like
lol
lmao, even
Thanks satan
>If they grabbed the boys but treated the girls like they were invisible would have been funnier.
This series probably won't have themes but I'm pretty sure the space defenders are supposed to be like a middle schoolers hyper masculine oc so the misogyny works, although it could also play out like they're awkward and shy or spergout and accidentally shoot them.
They're not even defending the show dumbass, they're criticizing you for being a moron
same, it was so uncomfy and honestly super unnecessary :/
they should've also at least had a few female star defenders and probably have a couple in the main squad. i also thing the snake lady should have said something racist/homophobic before they shot her to make the protags seem more likeable for killing her.
It's Grimdark so it's okay, in fact they missed an opportunity to showcase human cloning farms
> i also thing the snake lady should have said something racist/homophobic before they shot her to make the protags seem more likeable for killing her.
I think that’s in conflict with the goals of flashgitz.
>My big breasts are draining and I need to eat your balls so I can fill them again and feed my children.
I fricking love Flashgitz.
Drafting the little girls into a Sisters of Battle parady orginization would have been better. The Sisters recruit orphan girls into their ranks like the space marines recruit orphaned boys into there's
I would love an episode of space nuns killing parents and kidnapping children, wasn't one saint a tax exemption paid to the church at one point in 2nd edition?
I think so, but it might not be canon anymore since most of 2nd and 1st edition stuff was back when 40k was pretty different to what it is now. But the Sisters are usually more autistically religous and xenocidal than Space Marines are. and they all have the Edna Mode haircut but white
Man, I don't even know what's Canon with the nuns anymore, they went a long ass time without support as the army that gets crushed before the space marines or grey knights solved the problem
The current canon is that they are the miliatary arm of the Ecclesiarchy (The Church). The are the closest thing to a true holy order the Imperium has (next to the Black Templars)
>Sisters of Battle are an order of older sisters
>one space defender is weird about it
>his name is Morty
>he dies poorly
It would be based if they actually said troony and homosexuals instead of dancing around it like two out of touch 30 year olds. Goes to show that if I want actual criticisms of these shows I have to come here.
moron
How did they dance around it? Calling the fans mentally ill is much more accurate. Not all of them are trannies.
Its funny they make a shot like this as if Space kings wont be more of a flop then monkey wrench, and then theyll crawl back to 40k parodies. Why wasnt this a 40k parody anyways its the exact same humor, factions, etc
>Why wasnt this a 40k parody
No one tell him.
Game Workshop are the owners of 40k are notorious for hating any and all fan animations. They've taken down or "hired" many animators making genuinely quality 40k animations, the biggest example being Astartes series. Its no surprised that they also threatened the hammer with Flashgitz's space marine vs furry animations. So Flashgitz just gave then the finger and made legally distinct show Space King, which I can respect.
Frick GW an its Nintendo tier copyright bullshit, they took down so many great animations its infuriating
>Why wasnt this a 40k parody
Games Workshot (Warhammer creator company) cancels all fan material, in a great attempt to control the brand image.
You guys do know they said their show was the same thing but aimed at mentally ill boys and 30 yrs olds whose comedic taste peaked at racist mario right?
I can't believe Flashgitz has such a dedicated defense force trying so hard to cover their asses like this
This isn't even a defense, its just pointing out blatant facts.
This so is dumb schlock, its literally not worth the time to care about in either direction since watching it only requires half your brain.
This didn't seem like a smart thing to do? Why would you risk pissing off another series creator and their staff, especially one with a proven track record running an indie series?
Oh man, Vivzie having a conniption on Twitter about SpaceKing not only would be fricking hilarious but would also work as free advertising. I'm actually hoping it happens now.
Let me sum it up. The bridge is already burned between Flashgitz and the industry. Hell the bridge is likely burned between MeatCanyon and the industry for associating himself with FlashGitz. I cannot for the life of me imagine those two aren't already blacklisted 7 ways to Sunday with how much they use racial humor, fat jokes, and moron jokes.
They know this and they're leaning into it fast.
I guess? It's not like Spindle's content isn't controversial either though.
If the Flashgitz content was really that bad their videos wouldn't be able to stay up on youtube. Maybe they're blacklisted from some parts of the industry but I don't think all of the online sphere shuns them? At minimum I know they've worked with Meatcanyon a tonne.
The dig/joke they added just doesn't seem to have any positive benefit whatsoever. I enjoy their content and have watched most videos of theirs from the past few years, I understand their cynical style of humor and enjoy it. But I just don't get this one decision they made.
But maybe I'm being a big dumb moron that's reading into it too much, who the hell knows. Maybe they're all polycule frick-buddies behind the scenes and I'm none the wiser.
>But maybe I'm being a big dumb moron that's reading into it too much
you are, they clearly put the bit in as a joke and watch how everyone will forget this in a week
>The dig/joke they added just doesn't seem to have any positive benefit whatsoever.
Not even half a second after the joke at HH/TADC they joke about their own audience. Grow some fricking skin to cover those raw nerves, homosexual.
>But maybe I'm being a big dumb moron that's reading into it too much
the two elements are "our fans are maladjusted teenage boys and 30 year old men (insert line faced wojak here) an >you deserve a show too" and being sympathetic to the industry horror story of hazbins development under A24 that they'd like to avoid. Seeing as they doubled their members month over month on patreon so that's likely worked. Praise be SpaceKing
I hope they succeed, I would like to see more, though I did prefer the first part of the pilot
>industry horror story of hazbins development under A24 that they'd like to avoid.
What horror story homie it's a financial success by every metric
>Cinemaphilembler forgets the leaks and drama of the show as it was made
why do you think viv became even more unhinged m8
>leaks and drama
She replaced the pilot voice actors because they couldn't sing and was a bit of a hardass according to some Glassdoor reviews. Not exactly John Landis tier, and the only reason that it made a splash on Cinemaphile is because the burger animation landscape is fricking dead otherwise
>maybe I'm being a big dumb moron
Its just this. Sorry, moron.
>The bridge is already burned between Flashgitz and the industry.
It is? What did they do?
>Why would you risk pissing off another series creator and their staff, especially one with a proven track record running an indie series?
This is exactly what I mean about current youtube being sanitized as frick. Any youtuber who thinks about "controversy" regarding another creator is cringe as frick and fans shouldn't care so hard about it too.
shut up don't care. 1 million dollars donated to flashgitz
>fire a shot
It's a joke. If you hate humor, people are going to start firing actual shots at you. Frick off to a monastery if you hate fun.
>its a joke
>its a shot
which way dicksuckers
It's a joke that will turn into actual mentally ill teenage boys hunting you down and shooting you.
That shot was aimed at every studio and indie creator who sold out and gave in to the dark powers. I remember when a few youtube creators tried their hand at joining Hollywood but the nepotism, favouritism and degeneracy killed their passion quickly. You kinda have to be fricking nuts to even try to make something like this semi-profitable.
>who sold out and gave in to the dark powers
what the frick are you talking about?
you must eat little babies to get into hollywood
Did they really sell out if they got to make the show they wanted? Like, is it selling out if you get to do the thing you wanted and the cost is something that you never cared about and doesn’t conflict with your vision? There’s nothing shown in their pilot that I couldn’t see on Amazon or Netflix. I mean maybe with the exception of them going out of their way to toss girls into an active volcano.but even that maybe because it shows the cruelty of their society.
If they had a Chaos parody that was literally Hazbin Hotel, Flashgitz could've tapped into some seriously lucrative whiteboy discontent
This art style doesn't work with that animation. Thin outlined flat 2D drawings will never not look jank when they're puppet rigged in after effects
Animated shows are terrified of thicker lines for some reason.
Seems like trend hoping slop, no wonder rooster teeth cancelled there show. Stick to parodies
I want join join army like warhammer or this stuff and feel brotherhood (nothing gay shit)
You just want brotherhood, comrades, kin, guys who’ll have your back no matter what, a guiding father who asks you to break oaths that you know are wrong, you want to burn down the corrupt prostitute government that would cast you aside.
>basically make Rick & Morty 40K
>pairing one of the most overexposed types of humor with one of the most saturated IP
>act like it's somehow fresh and transgressive
I chuckled once or twice, I guess.
surprisingly entertaining for a flashgitz video. Thought most of his videos were farts and nipples
More fun than I thought it would be I guess. Not going to pay for it though
Behold, Cinemaphile’s first Impni art
>first ever piece of Space King fanart on Cinemaphile
>it’s still somehow helluva/ADCslop
indie-animationbros…
Horny always trumps rad, unfortunately.
Your show ain't funny
Sorry to say
Draw them kissing
I kind of hope this is the only thing from the series that actually gets fanart or attention in general, it’d be funny
Impni is the only worthwhile thing to come out of this honestly. I'll have to draw more proper art of her later.
I don’t know about everyone else but I know I’m up on the fricking barricades waving the Impni flag right now
>space chud
Do a version of this
Autism
You haven't even seen a fraction of my autism, friend
Ah frick it. I know there's other shit I should be doing right now, but I was in the mood.
Where my Impnibros at?
Frick you’re not being ironic. You actually drew art for the fricking thing. You fricking weirdo kek.
Draw a space defender that is corrupted by impni
Can you create a version of the hand being the space defender
a space defender could never love Impni like Anon can
I Don't care about green Slenderman I want to see a space defender being corrupted by impni love
Ignore this homosexual
Cute!
Cry about it you fricking sperg
I believe in being the change I want to see in the world.
Maybe some other time.
Thanks!
What your art page? DeviantArt twitter or any site?
Are you overextending your appreciation of this art because you want to spite the pilot? Why are you asking for their page?
No I just want to see more of the guy art
Cute imp feet
I prefer hooves
now draw her making out [] with space king [].
I have the same idea but with the space defender seething there space king is marrying impni
>a 1:1 recreation of cultist chans fanfiction but it's impni instead of slaanesh
It would be funny if the space king was with impni all along
This but not spaceking but instead the space king version of lorgar or horus
Impni is yours now. Take good care of her.
I want to reassure Impni that I do intact truly love her
impni is cute. She should be a the show's not-chaos-chan
I really want to see Space King's version of Chaos. How can they be even more juvenile and over the top tryhard that what the Space Defenders already are?
I am curious what Chaos Space Defenders are like. I can already make rough guesses that will likely be true
The Khrone worshipers are even more roid raging mouth frothing morons than the normals
The Tzeentch Worshipers are nerds and harry potter fans who do gay ass pretend wizard battles with eachother
The Nurgle worshipers are obese neckbeard and moderators
And the Slaanesh worshipers all wear BDSM shit and have dildos attached to all of their weapons
Khorne are madmax gymbros
Tzeentch has to include the shadow the hedgehog spectro patronum, best gag in their HP parodies
I have no idea how to make nurgle funny without threading old cliches, this depends on execution
Slanessh is furries, let's not kid ourselves here it's just furries
>I didn't ask to be born dad!
>all gays, but moto korne ones are homoerotic too
>impni worshippers are furries
Impni worshippers are black and white bdsm clowns
Impni contain murder drones fans with bloodplay fetish
Yeah those posts have to be ironic, and I think its just to spite the pilot. It’s hard to tell with this board sometimes.
this shit is ugly and moronic but not in a funny way, it gave me cringe
I love the boys and desperately wanted this to succeed, but I am sad to say, this was not that good. I feel so bad, I am sure they sunk thousands into this, but it just wasn't that funny, didn't build on lore bait, didn't push any envelopes. It tried everything that makes a meme successful internet series but did every one sub par.
It wouldn't shock me if this didn't do as well as some of their biggest hits.
The chose this over Rudolph?
I'm still upset about them not doing Motor Knight.
>Flashgitz
You mean those guys whose humor is stuck in 2012? I'll pass.
All but the apothecary died
So Im guessing the Globules are the real versions of the characters and they just switch bodies around
No it's a parody of gene-seeds. You implant it into someone and it transforms them. As long as you get the gene-seed you can make more super dudes.
The entire series is a parody of 40k cause GW's updated guidelines prevent them from making animations with the actual IP
I thought it was funny. Frick your Hazbin, frick your Circus, I'm supporting this.
I'm sorry anon but you have reddithumoritis
It's terminal
Right. Fricking. On. The passion and wrath made my day. It voiced so many of my internal thoughts from the last couple of years where I thought I was just being hypersensitive to this shit. Nice to know I'm not alone. Welcome to the rebellion.
I liked it too because the more you knew about 40k apthe funnier it was.
The best part was the begging because of it being a paradoy of how space marines recruit more soldiers into their ranks (drafting pre-pubescent boys), and its an aspect of space marines that had never been paraodied before which made it unique and humorous
Cheers bro, we need more funny random shit that don't end in feminine rubbish with deep feelings.
This.
I'm with you anon. Though I didn't find some of the humor and some was lost on me. But we sure as ahit need more shows that have this kind of humor
You mean to tell me that picture isn't the Antimonitor?
holy frick, these cucks never grew out of newgrounds humour
and just like most newgrounds animators, they can't make anything funny past 3 minutes
When are you going to make another egoraptor video Arin?
You say that like it's a bad thing
Anti-Monitor?
What does their Ork equivalent look like?
Probably just like 40k orks but extra british roadman
All butch lesbians.
>Nids have breasts
>eldar are butt heads
probably something to do with not having dicks
>eldar are butt heads
I thought those were Tau
>like games workshop forgot about the Tau
Well we know what the Eldar will be like then.
Tau suck donkey dicks and should only serve as punching bags.
The blue homies in the beginning were definitely tau (hence the fish lips n blue skin)
Have you seen their Englishman parodies, the Orks would actually be handsome as a joke
Sophisticated British aristocracy
It's ok, extra points for shitting on Viv subhumans
I watched it and I liked it. Even laughed at some jokes.
It’s edgy early 2010s tier trash but in this era of pretentious, sanitized, lore baiting slop it feels like a breath of fresh air. Frick man I just miss the “old” internet.
>but in this era of pretentious, sanitized, lore baiting slop it feels like a breath of fresh air.
yeah, they even poke fun at their own audience calling them mentally ill boys and old weirdos. no idea why you'd get offended at the hazbin circus joke unless you're a mentally ill "girl"
Its a parody of a parody. 2 levels of parody never works.
Your mom is a parody
Dont we matter too?
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I thought it was funny enough and well animated, plus I don't know basically jack squat about warhammer 40000 but I understood the references.
Why do they look like Pyrocynical and Mr. Beasts less successful cousins
It was fun. Incredibly stupid and crass, which is exactly what 40k was meant to be, but somehow became serious.
Hazbin hotel is successful for the same reason shit like JJK is. It has a gigantic female audience and they're all devout consumers of the franchise in question.
Same with DemonSlayer
How the hell do you "consume" something that's just a cartoon.
Anon…
>Buying yaoi bait plushes
>buying posters, backpacks and mugs
>trying to summon your tumblr sexyman by smearing menstral blood on an evil scripture and then spamming it on twitter, tumblr and facebook.
Have you ever considered the fact that maybe just maybe the show is trash
>10:25
probably more deep that any scene of hazbin hotel.
>Mentally ill teenage girls
That's like ~60% of Cinemaphilemblr
Yea frick it I'll support it.
I like the premise of ripping off warhammer and inflating it to high school levels of moronation and if they'll flash some breasts in my face every once in a while than power to em.
Did flashgitz even need a new show? they seemed to be doing pretty well just making parodies.
I think the reason he made this specifically was because his wh40k vs furries animations blew up but because of GW he couldn't really do anything with it
Why can’t do what they want instead?
They probably always wanted to do a series
I liked it.
Where's the uncensored version then?
Gotta wait for some patron to post it, but I highly doubt it’s worth it. Such a cartoony style doesn’t exactly make for attractive breasts.
Wish it was actually funny but that dialogue was the worst thing ever.
remember when they used to make 40k animations and didn't give a frick about GW? i remember.
He should have an episode where the characters complain that space king is getting political because there are black marines and they're not sure if they're allowed to be racist or not
>no one horny over spider lady
Fail
Even their hornyness is stuck back in time "dude, huge breasts” simply doesn’t carry like it used to, you at least need something else going on alongside that, I guarantee more people in this thread want to frick Impni than titty alien
> dude, huge breasts” simply doesn’t carry like it used to
But…Cinemaphile lusts over characters who’s only thing is that they have big breasts.
>super girl
>commander grab
>that one brunette super girl who’s underage
>Even their hornyness is stuck back in time "dude, huge breasts” simply doesn’t carry like it used to, you at least need something else going on alongside that,
Dude, are you gay?
>subtle veins
>"dude, huge breasts” simply doesn’t carry like it used to
Black, go to any Cinemaphile creations or OC threads and I promise you that within ten posts you'll find some hyperbreasts bullshit.
So you're gay.
I mean its on a fricking snake bug alien lady, thats bound to speak to some monsterfricking chads. if they have her an actual monstrous alien face it would have been prefect.
>"dude, huge breasts”
OK Mr.4202 what's the new and fresh modern thing for men to be attracted to?
dicky
Little girls are in no way attractive romantically or sexually
OK I can see where you're coming from but I'm more into cardio than strength TBQH
Muscle mommy's
I was expecting titty alien to have some really detailed /d/ tier potruding nipples or some other freaky shit quite honestly, although i wouldn't really mind if it turns out that literally every female that shows up is a topless hyper sexualized alien. That would make up for it.
They are all like Hatemonger. Gay.
The face just… ruins it all, honestly.
Face is too silly
Voice is bad
Big breasts arent enough, should have expanded with milk
The holy trinity is boobs, face and voice. You need at least 2 for the whole thing to work. Face and voice don't work at all here.
I imagine this is what people picture in their heads when they say that 40k is supposed to be satire in the modern era.
Not really, 40K is a modicum more subtle, which is why we are actually having these tiresome debates over whether it's endorsing fascism.
1st Edition 40k was a different and beautiful beast because it was suppose to be an grim and grungy sci-fi parody of Warhammer Fantasy. GW never expected it to become popular, but it did, by 3rd edition 40k was a much more proper and serious setting.
The characters I liked was the white and the orange guy
They will be back. The brains are in the balls.
I should go play Helldivers again
Bugs :]
Make sure to read up on your media literacy. Don't want to have too much fun playing as a fascist military force, right?
Don't assume I'm a culture war autist
If the guys in the cool suits say they’re a democracy they’re a democracy simple as
Democracy and fascism aren’t conflicting terms. You can have a democracy that’s fascist or pretty much any type of governmental system that’s also fascist. Fascism is basically any system or social organization that’s nationalistic and right-wing. You can have a nationalistic rightwing system that has a Democratic process.
I think he was uncircumcised… tho I need to look at that part again. He could have been a girl come to think of it..,
>Fascism is basically any system or social organization that’s nationalistic and right-wing
You don't even need to be right wing to be fascist, just have the state control the industry, bureaucracy itself isn't exempt from the crystallization of fascism and the need to protect itself and it's sphere of influence
That's the scary part of fascism, it spreads regardless of which side you are on
> You don't even need to be right wing to be fascist
Are you implying that socialist regimes weren't fascist?
That smells like some cope dude
Why must you insist on using words you do not know?
Fascism isn't just another word for Authoritarianism dumbass it's a specific ideology
At this point almost everyone thinks they are the same, don't blame me for how people use words
It wouldn't surprise me if one day fascism looses the right wing part from it's official definition given how it is used
Most people are fricking morons that don’t know anything.
>It wouldn't surprise me if one day fascism looses the right wing part from it's official definition given how it is used
i’, sure there are people that actively try to drop “right wing” from the definition of fascism. That’s why it’s important to be accurate when describing what the word means.
That’s like saying all authoritarian regimes are fascist when fascism is a type of authoritarian system but not the only one.
>I think he was uncircumcised… tho I need to look at that part again. He could have been a girl come to think of it..,
His dick was in the way of his balls and had to be moved. It's not even implied, it's what the machine says.
girls just don't get it anon
My encounters with women on this site is making me an actual misogynist.
>Can say "moron" in the show
>Can't write it in the subtitles
Huh?
Youtube scans the closed captions and penalized the video if there are words they don’t like.
It wasn't bad, but copying so hard Rick and Morty's style is just flat out lame.
Wow.. that was hilariously unfunny. Like sad in how bad it was.
Also why did the big tit mom alien randomly lose her arms and attack them after getting what she wanted? Even if it was a trick the frick happened to her arms?
>randomly lose her arms
You are actually moronic. Holy shit.
Did you miss the part where Captain tossed a grenade down her bug hole?
Stop defending trash, it's a bad look
>Gets called out for being a brainles
>N-no ur dum!
Classic brainlet take
Blind moron.
>make a stupid statement based on false information
>get corrected
>"s-stop defending it!"
None of the posts you’re so triggered by said it was a good show. You’re only reinforcing just how stupid you really are.
>y-y-y-you're stupid
Here come the middle schoolers
Welcome to the playground, nerd. We're gonna bully the shit outta you!
>make a stupid statement
>get called a moron
>make another one
>get called a moron again
>"Y-You're all just kids calling me stupid!"
Welcome to the internet little Jimmy. It's a lot bigger than the comments section of YouTube Kids, isn't it?
There is no comment section on YouTube Kids jackass
You would know, wouldn’t you?
what the frick
I swear to god I watched this scene twice to figure out what happened what the hell?
Anyways now the question is fricking why? Captain goes through a whole arc about negotiating and the big tit girl was fine with it and he trys to kill her anyways? Doesnt even try and get the Gobble back if anything he just wasted everyones time.
>he just wasted everyones time.
they literally all die so I dont know if captain is supposed to regrow from the super testes or if we're just going to follow a new squad each episode.
Those green globules contain the souls or something. The guy in white armor collected them after they died so they can probably reincarnate.
>Those green globules contain the souls or something. The guy in white armor collected them after they died so they can probably reincarnate.
In 40K every space marine contains "geneseed" which is basically special stuff inside them that gives them their super powers, passed down from the god emperor himself and his sons. When they die, they try to harvest the geneseed so its not lost forever and can be reused.
>just wasted everyone’s time
He wanted to kill her from the beginning. His “arc” was learning that you can’t always kill aliens immediately, sometimes you're forced to play along before you kill them. He’s dead anyway, so it’s not like he needed to learn anything.
I think you might have a media literacy problem.
It is a parody of the mentality of the empire of humanity.
>"if it's not ours, it's nobody's"
>proceeds to destroy a planet with valuable resources.
I can tell from this that you've never actually read a 40k story
Did you not see the grenade he dropped down the hole? Is your attention span so lax you forget any scene without breasts a half second afterwards?
I'm starting to sense a pattern in some of these critiques, and it's spelling out "I didn't pay attention".
i hope the image is bait but probably not, danganronpa fans are seriously this moronic
While I liked and enjoyer Space King for just being dumb fun and exactly what it sets out to be, this thread is only reaffirming my belief that, Cinemaphile is well and truly a lost cause.
how long until some moron begins making >WHAT WENT WRONG GUIZE threads every 2 fricking days about this
So are you supposed to find these people likable at all? Or find any of this funny? This whole thing was a cringefest of reddit tier Imperium memes
>Le genocide! Le kill ayy lmaos!
> So are you supposed to find these people likable at all?
No. It’s a dark comedy.
>he can only watch shows with likable and relatable characters
this is what happens when you’re raised on calarts’s “inclusive” wholesome trash
Can you name a single successful show with no likable characters?
No one in Billy and Mandy is likable. Billy is a moron who acts like a moron to generate laughs. Mandy is mean to people to generate laughs. Irwin is pathetic to generate laughs. Grim is a doormat who gets bullied by a child to generate laughs. Sometimes characters are just there to fill a role and nothing else. It’s the same with Salad Fingers and plenty of old school cartoons about butthole animals getting their comeuppance (not be confused with the cartoons about butthole animals being buttholes to generate laughs). If you want to go across the ocean, there’s Death Note, which is about a psycho with a god complex murdering people while trying to “outwit” a disgusting autismo and a shithead kid. None of them are inherently likable. You just feel attached to them because they’re the ones with the most screen time.
Rick and Morty easy
It's Always Sunny seasons 1-7
It's not about likeable characters you weirdo. This is to animated shows what Broforce is to videogames, an over the top enjoyable circus of morons in a hyper-masculine world imagined by a horny middle school boy on a power trip. It is what a child imagine's Warhammer 40k to be in their dreams, and that's awesome.
I predict lots of leftyCinemaphile seething about bog standard oldNewgrounds tier edgelord humor, butthurt Hazbin fans/furries, and lots of concern trolling about how it "fell off."
Scrolling down... yep! That's a Flashgitz thread for you.
Got to say if this is how youre trying to market your show by making enemies with everyone in the indie field AND the audience then lol this is going to flop harder then Meats attempt
Im guessing one maybe two more tries before they give up.
>its a pomni imp
Holy shit i get it now
they immediately made fun of their own audiance for being the same thing. only morons will cry about it
Only mentally ill girls (male) get offended
Imagine being this offended by a stupid 40k parody. Get over yourself.
This is going to be Joe all over again but even more sad isnt it
>everyone in the indie field
Hazbin Hotel and TADC are not indie, they are financed by companies.
hi viv
surprised you haven’t killed yourself yet tbdesu
Literally nothing more pitiful than an autist going into uncontrollable seething and malding because someone made a joke about something they like. Chances are these guys have not only worked with many of the animators and artists on those shows, but are closer friends than you will ever be with the people who make your autismal fixation.
Acting like flashgutz has even a minuscule amount of clout with any of these projects is beyond cope
You getting offended on behalf of animators that probably hate your guts for posting on Cinemaphile at all is a sad way to be. Touch brass, friendo.
Woman post
This isn't exactly a "making enemies with everyone in the indie field" kind of statement lol. It's a playful tease and the tone makes that clear.
I can understand why you don't get tone of voice or body language though, because you're autistic.
>Verification no required
Posts like this prove women never should have been allowed on the internet. I really really miss how things were in, like, 2008 when the female presence was limited to telling nyanners to frick off and go somewhere else.
all the people dickriding this show are sexist pigs like yourself, so fricking tired of le edgy creators taking personal shots at le woke female and trans creators.
I miss when rival devs could poke fun at each other. Only morons think that jab on helluva boss was a personal attack
>Make personal attack
>its not a personal attack because.. its just not okay!!!
it really isn't anon. You only think that because you probably are that mentally I'll girl (male) they were poking fun at
Nta but unless those two studios have that sorta relationship where they’re in on the joke as buddies, it’s kinda a personal attack.
The trailer itself was really sorta culture wars-y and HH/HB was kinda put on the spot as the opposition that the audience is supposed to dislike or not want to watch. That’s like saying that Mac vs PC commercials weren’t personal or Microsoft’s laptop hunters commercials weren’t personal. Yes they were.
>two studios have that sorta relationship
and this is how that kind of relationship starts anon. GTA and true crime were rivals criticizing each other before they started taking the piss with their jabs. But I get what you mean. But can you honestly say that jab against helluva boss audience isn't warranted? I mean just look at absolute state that is helluva boss/hazbin hotel threads here in Cinemaphileumbler.
Look at the state of literally any thread of any show here on Cinemaphileumbler.
>viv does something cool like make the eggs look and act like space defenders in the service of evil heaven as pentious tries to convince them to stop as a side gag in season 2
if only "creatives" could have some fun anymore
>there's plenty of animation targeted at mentally ill teenage girls, but what about mentally ill teenage boys? And 30 year old men!
yeah buddy, clearly a direct attack on (you) and queen chungus herself
It's literally the authors barely disguised fetish this rime.
Injecting balls into your dick
Space King, or Space Dad if you will, went off to flee from Space Mom (The Skull)
NO HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO THE SPACE STORE FOR SPACE CIGARETTES
>Rick and Morty but Warhammer
and Cinemaphile will clap to this
>no breast expansion scene where she swells with milk to feed her young
Wasted potential
ikr, eating the globule was the perfect chance
I would that imp.
BEHOLD the uncorrupted and free expression of creativity!
How long until they make NFTs of all the space king armor sets
I cant get over how.. shit this armor looks. Is this the best design they had? It looks even worse when they have the real faces showing without the teeth.
It has to be bad on purpose, either that or he's one of those artists that draw ugly ironically and legitimately can't design worth a shit when they try because of it.
Parody of the angry faces 40k space marine helmets. Goes too far and gets stupid instead of funny.
>5 hours
>Not even trending
>this is what comes up if you look it up
BTFO
Flashgitz has nothing, literally nothing to offer people. They're pandering to an audience that will forget about them the second MeatCanyon uploads a new video. Like that other guy said, trying to sell yourself as edgy shlock for boys instead of girls just makes you look cringe.
why do girls get to have edgy schlock then?
Because edgy schlock for girls sells
It isn't sociably or legally allowable to provide men with their equivalent of "edgy schlock" that women get.
>edgy schlock for boys
I wish homie
Make Japan uncensored paradise
aye is that my homie Dark Schneider
Their audience arent a bunch of twitteratis
>We want that helldivers money
Is this really whats become of the Warhammer fanbase? What the frick happened? it feels like the whole meme took a nose dive off to shit creek
The whole capsule dropped from space thing is older than you think and goes back to the starship troopers book. Reddithammer has always been about shamelessly ripping off whatever sci-fi is popular and turning it into mass marketable plastic toys.
Do you think helldivers invented landing pods?
>HELLDIVERS CREATED DROP PODS
Droppods have been a scifi staple for probably a century now.
This reeks of the same idiocy as "40k ripped of Starcraft!" or "Warhammer Fantasy ripped of Warcraft!" when Shitzzard literally copied both settings.
WoW was suppose to be a Warhammer Fantasy game but GW didnt want to fund the game idea so the creators made a "legally distinct" fantasy world instead, thus WoW was born.
this was the only funny joke in the whole episode btw
Honestly this "pilot" has inspired me to stay even father away from Warhammer then before. Is this some kind of advanced gatekeeping where you make the whole thing look so moronic and gay that any sane person wants to stay as far away from it as possible.
It was actually pretty alright, as someone who doesn't know nor care about 40k and thinks their fans are way too weird and autistic. My only complaint is the armor colors are a bit too moronicly colorful like a kids cartoon.
why wasnt this about killing furries?
They need to get the basic set up of xenophobic space soldiers out of the way
Next episode will be I can guarantee it, this whole pilot is just a backdoor to explaining why all their warhammer meme videos wont have warhammer character in them anymore
This what I personally think to, next episode will probably have more substance now that the basics of the lore are out of the way
>next episode
I enjoyed it. would totally play a game based on this
So is Warhammer usually this unfunny or is this more of a flashgitz thing
You're unfunny
You get the most fun out of warhammer watching autists arguing at each other about lore nobody cares about
It true female tau have big titty
Serious answer, warhammer actually does have some cool stuff in it and tells actual stories. It also has some funny stuff in it.
Also, while the meme is that imperium hate everything, they do work with some of the other aliens on some things, lesser of two evils kind of deal. Like the guard teamed up with orks to fight tyranids, the orks loved it because fighting the giant bug monsters was more fun than figthing little humans.
>Serious answer, warhammer actually does have some cool stuff in it and tells actual stories
name one thing in warhammer that isn't plagiarized
While you can say individual "things" were just copied, the way they are used and the flare they are used with is interesting. The space marines on surface read are just "super soldiers", but the method of creation, design aesthetic, and general vibe they have going on makes them different from, say, master chief.
>but the method of creation, design aesthetic, and general vibe they have going on makes them different from, say, master chief.
Yes, but it isn't very different from, say, the Bene Gesserit from Dune, the Judges from Judge Dredd or the terminators from Nemesis the Warlock.
True lol but warhammer doesn't just have the same themes as other sci-fi, it copies things wholesale. Compare joe pineapple from abc warriors and the vindicare mini if you want to see a good example of this.
>he doesn't know every story is the hero's journey
check that media literacy, anon
Its an overt parody reminiscent of the early 2010s "space marines are angry lunatics who kill all non-humans" memes were they killed furries and my little ponies. Actual 40k stuff made by fans are absurdly high quality, such as Astartes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7hgjuFfn3A
The 40k setting has an absurd amount of lore surrounding it and hundreds of books. Most 40k fans are book nerds funnily enough (me included)
Goobers
I wonder what the frick was wrong with Hatemongers penis that Chestnut was repulsed
too big, the most hateful one has the biggest hog. hanging over his balls
Can't wait to see rule63 of them.
So woukd they throw little boys in the volcano?
No they give the little boys to big boys in exchange for little girls, gotta think smart where it counts.
>the virgin space chud vs the chad Impni
It's like they made republican space rangers but without any soul or jokes
Test
>Flashgitz finally stops chasing the algorithm and doing shitty trending meme videos and go back to their roots with a WH40K parody
about fricking time
The frick
Space king wishes
I love how obvious it is that Cinemaphile is a girls board given how much they seethe at this yet praise Hasbin and digital circus
I knew this became femcel central when unironic shota threads and baby show threads started appearing
if there's anything pony show taught me is that even 40 year old autistic men will watch a baby show
It was the best cartoon on TV at the time and nothing has surpassed it since (I'm not saying it's good, it's just that entertainment has been shit for a long time).
I physically almost couldn't watch half of Hazbin because it was so fricking cringe. I almost dropped it but decided to press on and then Adam and the angel chars showed up and I genuinely started liking the show.
It's like when a subversive leftist women invents a comic book villain of what she considers pure ontological evil for her TV show she accidently creates the most enjoyable and fun characters imaginable, gives me chud tingles that 40k couldn't.
Silly anon there a no girls on the internet much less on Cinemaphile… right?
don't go to /cgl/. The most catty and passive-aggressive posters all hang out in that board.
I literally got filtered out Cinemaphile for HotD, Cinemaphile for Chainsaw Man and JJK and then finally some meme shit posted on Cinemaphile because those threads are 70% women thirsting over gay shit and bad boys
Balls to the wall silly games.
Based. Liked the video. I know 40kgays get upset it isn't all grimdark and serious but it's not the animator's style. Wait for the Cavill series if you want the grimdark tone.
I hope Flashgitz gets cancelled like meatcanyon and wendigoon.
Some creators don't deserve any success.
nah man
how could you hate the creators of Impni?
>wendigoon
What?
They're cancelled? How?
>He thinks meatcanyon and wendigoon got canceled in any meaningful sense
You just know all the dicksuckers in this thread arent going to support the show in any meaningful way and will just use it as a way to own whatever crowd they deem fit.
I enjoyed it because it's Flashgitz but it's not edgy enough to be fun and just has a handful of ironic 40k tropes.
I thought it was good but a little crass. But hey, that's Flashgitz's whole shtick, I was expecting it.
>people acting like Flashgitz are epic and cool
>everyone ignoring their cringe content such as https://youtu.be/sg0D1PpgCXs?si=ROCC3g5QaXMHLs4n
the culture wars really gave everyone brainrot
I've never fully believer it before until now and compounded by many other things, but I think this generation truly is screwed.
troony jokes
Oh yeah.. Guess I just didn't register that
I thought it was lacking
It was great up until they met the giant boob alien and it just fell apart.
NOOO IM A WOMAN/troony AND I CAN'T STANF THIS SEXIST CARTOON
This is like one of those gays who are into fandoms "ironically".
Roastie seetheng2hgj
sure thing guy.
The guys behind FlashGitz seem like they’d be funny dudes, but man do their jokes draaaaaaag on and the screaming always goes on for way too long
That was really good and funny. I was just expecting crap and what I got was the kind of humor I enjoyed in 2005. The geno-bomb part was probably my favorite.
The Nid with breasts would've been funny as a 30 second bit, instead it was the 2nd half of the episode.
the 2nd half was the weakest part
Which is a damn shame because endings tend to be what sticks with people.
I did like how the very end was kind of solemn and ominous, but it didn't have enough *energy* leading up to it for there to be comedy in a tonal shift.
And they didn't even commit to the dry, melancholic tone, as they interrupted it with a gag about lifting hatemonger's dick.
First half was pretty good though, it was action-packed and over-the-top.
>should have paid a woman on 5iver to voice the tittynid so you can coom without hearing Toms fricking voice in your head
>need to add like 5 more seconds of black screen before the obligatory self ad to dwell on ominous white noise of space kings statue
same thing happens with the furry planet exterminatus. Expertful, peak warhammer tone about destroying a planet as a righteous act. More moving than anything official warhammer. The while you want to sit there and bask, boom sticker Ad.
Other than that it sets the hook well. Wondering if we'll the same characters come back for E2 in new LITTLE BOYs with their globules, new characters with chestnut, or will it jump to another chapter and other characters with an end season arc connecting the events of each into a whole.
I want to see royal guard die by the trillion jokes if possible
>guardsmen are all the football Dads from harvested planets too old for globule implantation, just happy to be free of their harrigan karen wives as they live short lives vicariously through their sons that vaguely tolerate their sideline quarterbacking
I think it could vary from legion to legion, in the cream crew episode about space king they said the legions can have varying attitudes and decisions on how they recruit defenders or think about aliens.
I just want a guardsman shouting at a space defender like it's a little league game as a cutaway gag
>Damn it use the flamer, the flamer! C'mon!
>I fricking know Dad GWAAAAAAAAAH
>not eldar titan gets cut in half and turns them both and 5000 other guardsmen into stains on the ground
That would be funny, it would fit for the salamander proxy in space king
Part of me hopes that space king does get picked up as a legitimate show on an actual streaming platform, simply because netflix or amazon wouldn't let them run their fricking ads at the end of every episode, so you aren't unimmersed from the show by those two buttholes yelling at you to buy a t-shirt.
My money's on the first one, yeah. They'll revive the characters for the next episode.
2nd is that we'll follow 4 new characters for the remainder of the show proper, so this pilot effectively served as a prologue.
I doubt they're gonna introduce and try to get us attached to 1-4 new characters every. single. episode. before functionally removing them from the plot. Unless we're just going to be working with very broad chapter stereotypes for the entireity of the show. (so every space wolf is a closet furry, every raven guard is weirdly sneaky for a dude in power armor, every imperial fist is a mega-autist)
My last theory is that the show itself will be episodic, so there are no cannon deaths. But I don't think that's going to be the case because fear the furry had an overarching plot and I think they're going to use that as their baseline.
>Part of me hopes that space king does get picked up as a legitimate show on an actual streaming platform
Lmao.
>makes fun of hazbin shit as a gag
>immediately angry posts about it
>it's actually a lore reveal and impni is slaanesh of the spaceking universe
>a being of pure crackship tumblr autism created by the scene girl eldar
I imagine the noise defenders have clown makeup and blast loud circus
No she should be khorne since she red
She isn't angry enough to be the khorne proxy
Give me the uncensored version.
300 posts later no uncensored, what a failure
Are they ripping on Digital Circus too or just Hazbin?
Both, the jester hat and her bangs are clearly Pomni's
Ukinojoe would be proud
>make joke
>WHY ARE YOU PERSONALLY ATTACKING ME FOR NO REASON!?
>A BLOO BLOO BLOO!!
lmao
Motherfricker. When you call someone out to call them shit and they haven’t said a damn thing about you first, you’re the one making it personal.
I fricking hate this fricking b***h-ass mentality that guys have these days where they think it’s ok to start shit with people for basically no reason and then when they’re retaliated against or criticized it’s people that they fricked with from the start or the critics that are the gays or trannies like they’re supposed to just sit there and take shit from people. No dude, you’re a fricking troony. If you throw the first lick and get hit back, you gotta accept that as a consequence of your actions.
>make joke at audiences expense
>many keks were had because tom and don are also autistic 30 year old men
>troony takes it as personal attack
remember all those times you said "not everything has to be made 4 u" defending actual shit like SheMan and high guardian spice?
>start shit with people for basically no reason
Mentally-ill girls(male) aren't people.
The dicksucking on display here is amazing
it was a six second joke. why are you autists getting mad so easily
you just answered your own question
>this whole thread
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Which is funny because Spanky Ham is based on newgrounds flash animation.
the difference is though is that it was just a little bit of banter but Cinemaphile autists are too sensitive. Drawn together meanwhile actually did do full blown insults to their targets of mockery.
>Which is funny because Spanky Ham is based on newgrounds flash animation.
No, Zoomzoom, Spanky is based on Bonzi buddy and other "desktop assistants" but with more crude humor. There's even an episode where he gets a computer virus.
Almost everyone is a tryhard Zoomer ITT.
I hate mobile posting and it's consequences. You can tell he's a mobile gay because he never edited his image.
The show itself was okay for a standalone, but that last bit with the creators selling the show was fricking hilarious
Honestly the best Youtube animation since the end of the Newgrounds era. Still waiting for the Starbarians comic to come out, bought my copy already.
So is starbarians no longer gonna be animated
It’s still being animated but they came out with a comic to tide things over til then.
Oh sweet
It still is, it's just that a comic is coming out for it May. The next episode will probably come out in 2025
>NOOOOOOO BROTHERS, THE DEVIL JESTER HARLOT IS GETTING MORE ATTENTION THAN US, WHY DID OUR CREATORS FORSAKE US LIKE THIS
>HOW COULD SPACE KING DO THIS TO US?
>WE MUST CAST HIM ASIDE AND WORSHIP THE HELL CIRCUS INSTEAD!
The jester harlot will be the slaanesh of space king that's why
>SHE SEDUCING THE SPACE KING BROTHER
So, was he gay?
No. He just really hates aliens. He’s a massive xenophobe.
No he was a girl all along
Nah he still had a dick tip its just whatever the frick was wrong with his dick was repulsive, imagine like cyraxx or chrischans dick but amped up to 10
he had to touch his bro's dick. Are you a girl(f) or a moron?
He touched the other guys dicks as well, I think you're the moron
>collects the globules with tube in workman like fashion
>has to reach down and move the holy member to collect the last globules
>visceral distress
it's an implicit setup that any man would understand. rule 31 and soforth
I still think it would be funnier if it was because he had a fricked up penor
>wouldn't it be funny if girl sensibility joke
I just think that he’s not circumcised so the guy had to peel back the foreskin for extraction.
Frick I should of thought of that
>600k views
Hazbin Hotel and Digitial Circus has made more money than this piece shit ever has 🙂
cool, but how much have you made?
Are you a shareholder, you stupid son of a b***h? Why would you be bragging about money you don't even own?
>ever will
ftfy
>HOW DARE THEY! THINK OF THE INDIE INDUSTRY! AND THE TALENTED INDIE CREATORS! WE ARE NOT TO BE MESSED WITH!!
UK anons
Were they just making "banter" or were they serious when they made fun of HH and DC?
>making banter
>made fun of
these are the same thing
I thought banter meant it's just a bit of fun teasing. Like when you punch your sister in the crotch.
now you're getting it
I don’t think it was meant as much since immediately after saying it’s for mentally ill girls, they say their show is for mentally ill boys.
Obvious banter, they go on to make fun of their own audience not even five second after the dig
I’m gonna be honest, I actually did enjoy this. I was wondering why they were so pessimistic but looking at the industry right now, yeah, I can see why. That said, I do like adc and despite being a design just made for satire purposes, impni is cute. That said, what’s hatemonger’s deal? We never see his face and he envisions space king saying something about a castle of hate and statistics.
Please don't tell me people are actually mad at this
How could they not be. It was a personal attack against indie animators everywhere.
Wow some you gays are taking this light hearted jab as if they were declaring war and vowing to destroy habbo hotel. If they really were mean spirited about it they wouldnt have made the Pomni-Imp girl so cute, they would have made her some kinda deformed moron instead.
Some of you guys really are as senstive as Vivzie Blart herself regarding any form of criticism.
People take things to seriously these days
It's sad actually, nothing is allowed to be just a joke anymore
Guysa ITS easy WE want Just free uncensored
Thats just the anti-monitor.
flashgitz working overtime in this thread lol
The shilling is insane
It really is lol especially for a pilot this bad
>pilot
you clearly don't know how youtube animators operate
i dont even like flashgitz's stuff, it's all sophomoric and outdated.
THIS is fresh though, and the immature humor works and if you don't like it go back to owl house general and lust over brown-skinned minors
>I'm not a shill and hate these guys
>Also consume this product
i told you specifically NOT to consume it if its humor is that far beneath your curated and intelligent tastes
i'm pretty sure troons seething over this show is gonna be the main attraction of its Cinemaphile threads though so feel free to continue
CAPTCHA: 2HRT
I remember there was a bara art of a space defender and one troon was lusting over it
good, i hope more coomer art quiets the crewniverse stans
I guess you can be a hack and still make an engaging story.
I don't see how daddy issues in space is an engaging story.
the bible is daddy issues and i have it on good authority it's the greatest story ever told
that's one guy and his sky daddy. warhammer has 20. you can only have so many supersoldier geniuses fated to return at the final hour before they all start blending together,
that's why you write long military noir series about commissars instead
straight troons ? gross
Yeah and I remember someone telling that a child
This show is such a flop actually there is no troon seething about it, no one has heard of it at all.
i'm sorry that your family can't accept you. everybody deserves to be seen and loved. you are valid.
>seethe
Cant say shit because you know its true, this show is so under the radar its sea level
I hope it gets another episode, but even if it doesn't I can be happy knowing that all the estrogen in the world can't reshape your unsightly jaw and brow!
in several hours it's doubled their patreon membership from ~5 to 10,000 and the most popular backer level is still $5. Conservatively they have 200k of new money coming in yearly and close to a half mil total if they deliver exactly what they're doing. praise be spaceking
i think the low mobility egg soldiers are a fun enough design and ooogh boobs and stuff but this did not have anything at all
flashgitz peaked at racist mario i think and have never been able to recapture that high
What would He say to you, anon?
Nothing because I would be a gaurdguy and be one in a million poor sods that get killed by a fungus dude
>You're not Guilliman, frick off homosexual
He would tell me why I shouldn't FAP robo girls being destroyed by horses dicks
You shouldn’t. Also sauce?
>Paint your minis, your pile of shame can be seen from orbit
>You're soft as frick my son. Stop sparing so many alien children
>simp not for the alien you fricking homo, harem them
>Penis, penis, wiener and balls. Use yours to leave queen aleena from the tamers12345 series sonic underground an orgasmic mess
Kinda reminds me of South Park
You can literally pinpoint the second they got bored making this
A minute in?
Man, if Korgoth the Barbarian came out nowadays you would b***h about it as well.
Cinemaphile really is just filled with xitter queers.
Top to bottom.
It's sad, though judging by the average comic or show released nowadays, it's not hard to see why.
>Space King's mural has him surrounded by alien babes
>His warriors kill aliens, including their hot babes
This idiots are probably doing the opposite of what Space King wanted. Which is honestly clever if its true because it parallels how the Imperium worships the Emperor as a God even though he was a fanatic atheist
Space King being a hardcore xenophile would good plot twist
I say it once and I'll say it again, Fabulous Bill is the true heir of the Emperor ideals
If only a master geneticist like himself could fix his own hairline
Anyone got the uncensored?
I need to see Hatemonger's dick.
>wish for more 40k discussion in Cinemaphile perhaps regarding some of the 40k animations and shows
>comes in the form of a flashgitz parody reminiscent of the early 2010s angry marine days
Frick it, i'll take it. You may be thinking why dont I just go to /tg/ if I want 40k discussion since thats were 40kgays congregate. Truth is /tg/ is boring as hell these days
I've had 40k discussions on almost every board. We are everywhere
Thats neat! I have been on a few Cinemaphile and /vg/ threads since 40k games like Darktide and Rouge Trader have been popular. Its nice since I like talking about 40k shit with people who are new to it.
40k really is just a western equivalent of Touhou.
I’m asking you to give a dozen examples, moron.
>I* DON'T LIKE IT AND *I* DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY! *I* THINK IT'S A PERSONAL ATTACK"
So, *I* can’t express my opinion when someone tells me their opinion? Did *I* hurt your feelings with *MY* mean ol opinion? Perhaps *I* should just speak in third person AMD say *ANON* all the time? Would that make you feel like a man again?
well that's fun, I hope they have something for episode 2 that isn't just repeating the same thing
Damn, thread's at bump limit already. Really disappointed that more drawgays didn't jump in on Impni.
Hope to see that drawgays with impni making out with the space sking
Insane how Helldivers comes out and shows how to do a Warhammer parody correctly and then this comes out to show how to fail painfully
>helldivers
>warhammer parody
smartest spaceking detractor
Youre delusional if you think theres not any Warhammer imperium in there as well
I guess I'm delusional then. You gays say everything is le 40k reference.
>left cauldron is golden stripes
that's a judge dredd reference moron
Where's my Suppressor, Arrowhead?
Helldivers isn't a Warhammer parody. It's a homage to starship troopers and aliens.
And terminator too
it can be bit of Warhammer.
its everything PRO human.
If they add power swords it would be pretty cool.
Everything you thought was cool as a kid always been cool. Arnold, big tiddies, war, guns, dinosaurs all of it.
Warhammer itself was heavily inspired by Dune, the OG space opera.
Mate it's been out for less than a day.
Why not put the holy balls on the girls too, instead of killing them
The whole stated point of the show is specifically male power fantasy. So ,no girls allowed unless breasts. Where do the girls with breasts come from since these guys kill female children on sight? Does anyone in real life know where women come from? Nobody knows.
>male power fantasy
>All of the main characters are shown to be stupid and incompetent
>They all die
Wheres the power.. where the fantasy...
you wouldn't get it.jpg
The power fantasy on dying epically
>Epically dying
>One guy gets sliced in half as a joke
>the other gets shot at random and dies slowly
>captain gets crushed as a joke
wheres the epic
captain comforting his dying comrade and accepting the tool he worked on, then clasping it in his hand post death is something you either get or will never get.
>Immediately betrays this by then going back on the negotiating tactic and killer her needlessly anyways
bryce wouldnt have wanted that
>needlessly
Anon big tit alien left to go feed her kids and frick off to a whole new dimension, Captain tries to kill her for no reason and in doing so lead to the death of space kings soul or a part of it. Negotiating worked, and he didnt even get back what he gave up. Its the definition of needless
>she was just going to go back to they tyranid dimension where a whole host of her kind that prey on gobules resides in fear of SpaceKing (who is lost)
yeah anon if you kill your enemies they win.
Well she DID help kill a chunk of space king because they tried to kill her so yeah she did win
>why chestnut was supposed to stay behind the pillar
its not a powerfantasy, its a paradoy of 40k Space Marine tropes, which does include Space Marines acting stupid despite being immortal demigod supersoldiers.
They genocided a planet on a whim. There’s your power. SPACE ADVENTURES. There’s your fantasy.
Yeah they’re stupid but power fantasy stuff in general is pretty fricking stupid. Have you ever heard someone talk about their unfiltered ideas that think are so cool? Have you ever heard someone that’s average tell you their “cool” idea that wasn’t fricking stupid?
And yeah, they died, but will be reborn in new bodies.
>They are then immediately reprimanded for doing that and spend the rest of the episode without that kind of power and then immediately get clapped by the first big alien they see
>They also not only fail the mission but kill a large chunk of Space Kings soul for no reason
much power, much fantasy
Killing stuff was fun
Sure when you dont have a big boss skull and teammates who tell you why kill stuff is bad and youre punished for kill stuff
Doesn't matter, xeno scum is dead and that's good
I like it. I wish them good luck.
>No murder drones reference in Impni
why murder drone bros.. .are we not cool enough for reference?
We have vashtorr refrences for godsake
the joke was targeted at mentally ill girls not pre-teen hispanics
Maybe its because Flashgitz thinks Murderdrones is cool and not made for moronic 13 year old girls?
Wonder what the Krieg are like?
Pure unfiltered german, beer, schnitzels, flammenwerfer, etc.
>Dig trench
>Dig trench
>suicide mission
>ask him how his day went
>ignores me to dig another trench and then suicide rush the enemy
>male power fantasy of being groomed by old men in masks chanting as they remove your testicles and soldering metal plates to your skin
maybe some closest gay's power fantasy who were touched by their uncle
Yeah, not gonna lie, that was pretty weird
pretty much true to 40K lore
Its worse in 40k because to make a space marine they take young boys between ages 8-12 and put them through the most brutal training regiment imaginable while doing genetic modifcation surgery on them which causes their puberty phase to basiaclly forcibly evolve them into something more than a human. the entire processes that around 8-10 years and like 90% of the kids die.
So why do they go out of their way to kill little girls if they dont need them for anything? They just throw them into a pit
Yeah but why not use them for fuel or like a blood sacrifice or something
>what is the deep lore, I need my deep lore!
cooties
I guess I’ll draw a pic of one of them raping a bag of girls then…
they seed the galaxy with humans somehow, you do you.
>legally distinct sister of battle comes on to space defender
>dude that's my big sister
This would be funny, imagine two space defenders having a brawl because one is shagging the others sister
>space defenders get in rage fueled knife fight over lewding his big sis
>brother wins
>sister looms over shoulder against armored cowl
>dawning realization
the geneseed is strong
Space King was into big buff mens
Yeah, 100% it’s strange for them to go out of their way to kill girls for really no reason.
Space God was always a degenerate homosexual. A super IQ science homosexual. So legend has it and probably not just a figure head for The Imperium. That is the joke behind the God King of Mankind. Yet the system created in his image; the expanse of mankind to colonize the stars before the void broke the empire in half. Cannot survive without some single entity to unify it all back together to survive the growing threat that is from beyond their reach ever encroaching.
>633k views btw
No uncensored leak?
What did he do to deserve that
He usually touch space defender balls which is GAY
Medics get no respect
that's just the Anti Monitor