what the frick is happening with symbiotes? How did they go from fighting with spider-man to being cosmic gods stronger than silver surfer? What will it take for them to go back? And more importantly how can flash be saved from symbiote hell?
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finally, a real thread
also, no clue, tbh. Every time a new piece of symbiote lore is revealed, I space out
>What will it take for them to go back?
Frankly, anyone that isn't Eddie Brock or related to him at this point could and would be safe by the fact most symbiotes don't give a shit about the cosmic implications of their origins. Hell, Deadpool currently owns a pet symbiote that acts like his pet pooch. As long as the book isn't interested in anything above street level, it's not going to matter.
Isnt carange cosmic too?
Related to Eddie Brock by being one of his nemeses, so it counts
Carnage is a spider-man villain first
It's like Wilson Fisk, he's both. Although frankly, the shit they're doing with Carnage is just too stupid and weird to drag Spider-Man into nowadays
She's a recolor of Scream, does that explain enough?
Counter-point: I doubt there can be anything too stupid and weird for current-day Spider-Man.
Shame
Between the X-men's overall weirdness, Venom and Carnage's kooky time travel adventures, and Peter Parker becoming the Spider that Gobbed, I'd say there's some real contenders out there
When is that edge lord Price coming back.
Carnage has appeared twice in Spider-Man comics since 1999. Both times it was Norman in the suit. Cletus Carnage hasn’t shown up for almost 25 years as a Spider-Man villain.
Of course Carnage isn’t a Venom villain either. Carnage has yet to appear as a villain in a Venom comic outside of the mid 90’s Carnage Unleashed arc. Carnage didn’t even appear in the Extreme Carnage tie in issues of Venom. There WAS the minimum Carnage crossover that took place in the pages of Venom and Scarlet Spider, but that was Flash Venom, not Brock.
Honestly Carnage has been his own character available almost exclusively in his own book for 23 years of his 31 year history.
No? Carnage has appeared a tad more than that. The two dedicated carnage minis from the 2010s were starring spider-man too. And Peter was conprotag of absolute carnage.
They were Carnage books though. With Carnage on the Cover and Carnage in the name. They’re collected in Carnage trades and in Carnage branded omnibuses. They’re not Spider-Man books. Iron Man was involved in Family Feud and Venom/the Avengers were in Carnage U.S.A.
I’d really like Carnage to return to the pages of Amazing Spider-Man as a lower tier than this whole Dark God of the Symbiotes bullshit. I prefer him as a Spider-Man villain. He just hasn’t been a Spider-Man villain for an excessively long time.
They still star spider-man to say he's had no precense in his stuff is just odd.
NYCC23 Schedule: Booth Events & Signings
https://www.marvel.com/articles/live-events/new-york-comic-con-2023-booth-schedule
Thursday, October 12
4:30 – 4:45pm EST – Marvel's Spider-Man 2: Exclusive Suit Reveals | In partnership with PlayStation
Friday, October 13
MARVEL: Amazing Spider-Man - Gang War
3:15PM – 4:15PM EST | Room 409
Marvel Comics Executive Spider-Editor Nick Lowe web-slings by to host a scintillating symposium on everyone’s favorite wall-crawler – and the latest mess of trouble he’s gotten himself into in the thrilling Gang War comics crossover! A war has erupted among the gang lords of the Big Apple, and only Spidey’s hand-picked team of heroes (including Miles Morales, She-Hulk, Daredevil, Spider-Woman, and Luke Cage) can stop them. So join Nick, Marvel Comics Editor-in-Chief C.B. Cebulski, and an array of other arachnid aficionados including Zeb Wells (Amazing Spider-Man), Erica Schultz (Daredevil: Gang War), and Greg Pak (Deadly Hands of Kung Fu: Gang War), to get the lay of the land for this showstopper of a crossover! PLUS, stay to the end for an exclusive giveaway (while supplies last)!
11:00 – 11:30am EST – Marvel Comics Signing with Dan Slott and Humberto Ramos | Spider-Boy #1
2:00 – 2:30pm EST – Marvel Comics Showcase
They did a panel about Gang War in San Diego why not talk about what's next?
Can't wait for no one to clap for wells again. Kek worthy
Saturday, October 14
11:00 – 11:30am EST – Marvel Comics Signing with Zeb Wells, Erica Schultz, and Greg Pak | Amazing Spider-Man: Gang War
Marvel Fanfare with C.B. Cebulski
1:45PM - 2:45PM EST | Room 405
Marvel Comics Editor-in-Chief C.B. Cebulski is in the House (of Ideas)! Come join C.B. and his hand-picked panel of industry greats in an illuminating discussion on everything and anything Marvel – and be sure to bring your burning questions for the Q&A session. Stick around until the very end for a special giveaway (while supplies last)!
MARVEL: Next Big Thing
3:15PM - 4:15PM EST | Room 405
This is it, True Believers – The panel you’ve all been waiting for! Join Marvel Comics Editor-in-Chief C.B. Cebulski as he and some of the most monumental talent of today - including Gerry Duggan (X-Men, Uncanny Avengers), Jonathan Hickman (G.O.D.S., Ultimate Universe) and Jed MacKay (Avengers, Moon Knight) – give a behind-the-scenes look at Marvel’s biggest books while peeling back the curtain on the future of the Marvel Universe. Filled to the brim with announcements, first-looks, and tantalizing teases (including a special look at the biggest Marvel Comics story of 2024), this is THE can’t-miss Marvel panel of New York Comic Con! Don’t forget to stay ‘til the end for the one-of-a-kind giveaway (while supplies last!).
Sunday, October 15
Women of Marvel
1:45PM - 2:45PM EST | Room 409
The Women of Marvel return to New York! Join host Ellie Pyle (Executive Director, Digital Content), Jennifer Grunwald (Director, Production & Special Projects) and some more of Marvel’s mightiest women as they share what it’s like for women working in the industry today, while teasing what’s next in Marvel’s stunning slate of women-led projects. Don’t miss this always lively discussion, and be sure to stick around for the exclusive giveaway at the end (while supplies last)!
>Marvel Comics Editor-in-Chief C.B. Cebulski is in the House (of Ideas)! Come join C.B. and his hand-picked panel of industry greats in an illuminating discussion on everything and anything Marvel – and be sure to bring your burning questions for the Q&A session. Stick around until the very end for a special giveaway (while supplies last)!
will this be the spicy event of the evening?
the Marvel Fanfare is usually the most uneventful panel
it's the Next Big Thing you should always keep an eye on (unless there's a specific Avengers and/or X-Men and/or Spider-Man panels before)
Remember when it was just an alien parasite that enhanced Peter's abilities and gave him new ones at the cost of augmenting his darker tendencies?
no
Yes I do remember the cartoon
You're talking about the cartoon, right?
You definiteky arent one of those secondaries that has no idea how the suit worked when spidey first had it, right?
I miss when it being a freaky alien was enough for Peter to want to be rid of it
I'd like a story where the Symbiote is a total pal and they stick together.
Never happening
I know, but it'd be interesting. Especially if the Symbiote remains persistently well intentioned, but leads Peter down a fairly bizarre and body-horror filled road despite remaining heroes.
Yeah, the cartoon that improved on the original story and has set the standard for every adaption since then. Mongoloid.
But Spidey was already some type of butthole before he got the suit. Bully Maguire was him finally written true to the source.
Most people got into Spider-Man through the adaptations, dude. Quit your b***hing.
no youre right, the fake fans are getting triggered because youre right. Avi arad added that dark aspect with the cartoon.
it literally was just a random costume he got by mistakenly thinking of SPIDER-WOMANS costume during secret wars
now we're here, with silver surfer level carnage
this has to be addressed due to the fricking escalation of it all (not complaining because its still cool and fun, but still strange as frick)
Well it was a costume that used his body as a puppet. The dark thing was done to justify venom more since it had that hindsight.
Don't we have a thread?
Yeas, but that's al is jealous
j/k...kinda
But why this was fine
I'm staying there
some verified homosexual over at twitter is saying that symbiote spider-man 2099 is coming 3rd january (same day as orlando crap). I checked and it doesn't seem to be the case, still deleted over at penguin. He probably saw orlando crap and thought it was the same thing. Oh asm 41 and miley 15 is continuing gang war still.
Latest Peter david update:
Finally, we have knowledge, and we have hope
The Neurology appointment did happen yesterday (9/21/23)
We have hope again.
It is not impossible for Peter to come back home.
It will take a lot of work on both our parts to get him to that point.
On my side getting the house ready and changing some of the features which is going to be what I am doing from now to the end of the year.
He has the hope of walking again and even, please-please-please, steps. He must make that happen because his brain still could tell his legs what to do. Now he must do the mind body connection.
His memory is shaky however it is coming back. Sorry if he doesn’t recognize you but brain. This is both long- and short-term memory.
He is Peter. This was my biggest fear. He is now his joke cracking, story-telling self and the improvements continue every day.
We are not out of the woods however your help has kept me sane.
I have the budget to a squeak. Anything new and we are toast.
Help me get him home.
Does the anti-venom symbiote have a personality of its own or is it just a suit?
It never made sense to me
Just a suit. It was created from dormant symbiote cells in Eddie Brock's body irradiated by Mr. Negative, so it never had a mind to begin with.
Flash's has a mind of its own, but it's basically an animal.
>What will it take for them to go back? And more importantly how can flash be saved from symbiote hell?
When Spider-Wuss starts getting good comics
you now remember how Milesgays pissed and sharted themselves because he wasn't also called Spider-Man in the title of this series
sure spider-man (miles morales)
Stop spamming the board.
>t. ignores the 324732 Adventure Time threads
AT had a series finale not even a week old. These threads serve no purpose.
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So is this book ignoring that Peter was in a coma when that happened and it was Ben that realised how much everyone relied on Strange?
>What will it take for them to go back?
Me. Let me in, Marvel, I'll wipe everything clean. I'm the guy who makes the garbage go away. No more Symbiotes Who Laugh, no more Spider-Cuck. No more Evil Ben.
And yeah I'll fix characters I don't care about too, why not. Just let me in and I'll wipe your troubles away.
good trips
hit us with your best fixes, anon.
I honestly think we need to wipe the slate clean. 616 needs its "New Earth" where we can cherry-pick the best stories and build from there. So yeah, first of all we reboot 616 for real. No Secret Wars bullshit where everything is unclear.
While I'm at it I'd also reboot the 2099 reboot (yeah, I know), because clearly it's uninspired as frick. Nothing changes for Miguel who still ends up stuck in the past. He can become a mentor to a new hero in some kind of Spider-Man Beyond ongoing, though.
I'm ok with an Ultimate reboot. Miles gets to stay there. Oh and this new kid, Spider-Boy? Not a thing, frick off. Silk? Frick off. There's far too many spider-people around, Jesus.
The symbiotes? Back to being fricking lunatics. No "muh Venom was an edge case" bullshit and no BWL knock-off either.
Also Peter never became fricking rich. Frick you Slott. We'll keep the Superior Spider-Man bit, though.
Anyway as you can see, it's a lot of "removing the trash" and not a lot of new ideas, but I think it'd be a good start.
>While I'm at it I'd also reboot the 2099 reboot (yeah, I know), because clearly it's uninspired as frick. Nothing changes for Miguel who still ends up stuck in the past. He can become a mentor to a new hero in some kind of Spider-Man Beyond ongoing, though.
I'd like them to just go back to a diverged path based on the original run. I want more Alchemax corporate drama and the Miguel and Tyler relationship. That was some of the best stuff from the 2099 comics. Hell, have some more developed What Ifs based on the 2099 characters, then you can bring in different writers to throw ideas at walls and not have to depend on Orlando, that massive gay, to write 2099 "content"
"Back to basics"
How uninspired.
We need to take out the trash before doing anything else. Good luck getting people to pick up a Spider-book nowadays when they know MJ had kids (but not really) behind Peter's back, etc.
It's the same phrase repeated over and over. The same promise made over and over. These threads have no vision for the future. You might as well just say "make Spider-Man good"
No, Patrick. Turning Spider-Man into a literal porn comic won't fix it.
now, now, anon. Let's hear the man out.
Sauce
Sauce??
news about that kid venom book in january
it's just reprinting the death of Venomverse back-ups
https://aiptcomics.com/2023/09/29/kid-venom-origins-january-3rd-2024/
>what the frick is happening with symbiotes?
Rape
nick lowe suffering
This week he didn't bother promoting any comics but still said his favorite phrase tho
The slott thing got 4k likes too
yeah surprised it took them so long to make the connection
last panel with cebulski was half about spider-man. They're obsessed
I forgot that we have a road map. Gang war goes up until ASM 44. It's gonna take a while...
>that image
what specifically is she talking about? I don't think CBR would talk about it, so it must've been some info they got off here, right?
slott outed himself
Is shipping all that Spider-gays care about? No wonder Marvel keeps baiting you morons.
Not spider-man fans, just marywh0regays, as it's very obvious.
Hi Dan!
Where’s the proof?
If it's true that's Slott's alt account then it makes this hilarious
>posted 5pm
>posted 7pm
>posted 5am
>posted 7am
hmmmm
I kind of stop keeping up after venom 2018
Damn
I don't use Twitter. What Slott thing?
I'm also just going to guess that 4k likes is a lot.
Slott caught using an alt to spread bs on a forum thread, apparently not the first time he's done it too.
...I thought this was known about for years, no?
Or did people think "why he did it on Cinemaphile but he wouldn't do it anywhere else"?
I think people outside of here didn't know.
It has but now it, became popular from CBR to twitter. It's not some god tier controversy but now normies know.
>I wouldn't be surprised if he responds on this, with some shit about how fandoms are cancer and we should buy spiderboy.
Link? I want to read this shit, it sounds hilarious.
Does anyone have a list of his known sockpuppets? Compiling such a list would be great. We know one of the anti MJ morons posting on Cinemaphile is him.
There's his Wikipedia one too
Fricking Bendis. This all started with him taking Flash into space and doing his best to ruin Venom. Like come the frick on, the Remender-Bunn monthly was already trying to do a whole thing with the Symbiote starting to shift to good, which was such an absolute rich bed for storytelling given that it was done while bonded to Flash, Flash's own issues, but then their tenuous relationship due to drugging the symbiote to force it under control. Instead, he takes it to space and makes it so they're actually the Klyntar and they're nice and they have this back story yadda yadda yadda. Then everything else just ramped up from there
>how can flash be saved from symbiote hell
I haven't been keeping up with the constant stream of Carnage shit. Please tell me Flash isn't actually in a symbiote hell due to the "codex" shit and what not.
Kid Venom's Future in the Marvel Universe Revealed in 'Kid Venom: Origins' #1
Following 'Death of the Venomverse,' Taigami continues Kid Venom's saga this January.
The one-shot will collect all four chapters of Kid Venom’s story from DEATH OF THE VENOMVERSE, along with behind-the-scenes content including the original work that led to Taigami’s exciting journey with Marvel Comics. In addition, KID VENOM: ORIGINS #1 will reveal Taigami’s future plans for the character as both Kintaro and his symbiote Clinter prepare to make the leap to bigger things later next year!
Hailing from 10th century Japan, Kintaro will do anything to protect his village from mysterious symbiote attacks, even if it means bonding to a symbiote of his own! As he attaches himself to a new symbiote entity dubbed Clinter, Kintaro embraces his wild new abilities as Kid Venom! But is he in way over his head when Carnage’s fury swings his way?
On introducing this character to the Marvel Universe, Taigami said: “It is an honor. I was a big fan of the Marvel Universe since I was in school, so this feels unreal that the characters and the stories that I came up with are in that Universe, and I still can’t believe it!
“Kid Venom was based on a one shot that I sent for a manga contest Shonen Magazine and Marvel held in 2018. One of the rules for the contest was [to use a theme or a character from Marvel and write and draw a first episode for a new series] and the theme that I chose was symbiote.
"The next thing that I thought was who would be the best host for a symbiote. There were already many Venoms and there were enough variations, so I thought it had be something totally new to be recognized. In Japan there are several famous folklores such as ‘Momotaro’ and ‘Urashimataro.’ Among them, there is a story of ‘Kintaro.’ The legend is about a boy who was strong, lived with his mother in Mount Ashigara. He later was hired by Minamoto Yorimitsu, a very high ranked samurai and defeats many yokai. Later he becomes one of the four samurais of Minamoto Yorimitsu. This story is a mix of folklore and a historical story from the Heian Era of Japan. So when I mixed Symbiote to the legend of Kintaro, ‘Kid Venom’ was born.”
On Kid Venom’s future, Taigami shared: “The story that I had the chance to work on this time is just a small part of Kintaro and the symbiote in the Heian Era. How Kintaro come to be and what will happen to him? And how will that world and the modern world will be connected? I hope I can have fun working on those story deeply. And I hope that my story will become a starting point for the people to know and have interest in the Japanese legends and cultures for the people around the world.”
Check out Taigami’s cover colored by the incomparable Richard Isanove and pick up KID VENOM: ORIGINS this January.
KID VENOM: ORIGINS #1
Written by TAIGAMI
Art and Cover by TAIGAMI
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I have to wonder why Marvel even bothered doing it as a five-page back-up in Venomverse it's not like the story was designed for it did they really not want the character's first appearance to be a background character in End of Venomverse #5?
I feel like we've still got basically nothing about Dylan's character. Okay if boring characterization, but little to nothing about his true character.
I know Ewing and Cates both focus on Eddie but if Dylan's going to be the main host then he needs more focus.
hamster time
Flash/Agent Venom was the last time anything good happened involving a symbiote, and even then it was just Remender's run that was any good. Eat shit, andipedos.
It's grown too big and too stupid. There's no fixing it, no going back. The best thing would be to forget about Symbiotes, do no stories and no publishing of them for about 20 years.
oof conway. The aging didn't treat you well
What's supposed to be the hot take here?
He's right though. Slott gets trolly but its obvious what happened was what the editorial wanted.
But slott was a part of that editorial? He was actively involved with it and the very first writer lined up during BND.
During BND is after OMD. OMD's decision was from the editorial at the time that is Alonso and Quesada. Slott is just one of the writers for BND.
And the writers for BND have always historically defended the descrion even after leaving marvel, they were even the people who asked for it in the first place. And the whole lee thing (if it is slott, which is super likely) points to slott absolutely believing so too.
Slott didn't make the editorial decision for OMD.
Aprilll!
He didnt, just saying we know that it wasn't just an editorial decision, it was something a subset of people were actively pushing for. And it was identical to the superman 2000 one that waid made.
I guess. Did JMS actively support the decision? Also did Slott have any involvement with any of the spiderman writers and editorial before OMD?
>Did JMS actively support the decision?
JMS wanted his name taken off OMD initially.
I see. I would too.
>tho his offer was basically a full time travel thing instead of the nonsensical "the marriage stuff still happened but they weren't married".
Why couldn't they just have peter get a normal ass divorce? OMD didn't even make Peter younger.
>Slott wrote the spider-man/human torch book
Really? I remember liking that book when I was a kid.
>and according to a friend of mine anecdotally was a popular fan choice for writer during the JMS era.
I like some moments from Slott’s run but those things are few and far between
Because they didnt want to. In their mind that made spider-man older/they view marriage as the ending of the character and a divorce is even worse.
Yeah its easily his best spider-man adjacent story, but its also retro, which is where slott works best.
Did say before he got to do it.
JMS from what we know opposed it, tho his offer was basically a full time travel thing instead of the nonsensical "the marriage stuff still happened but they weren't married". Slott wrote the spider-man/human torch book, and according to a friend of mine anecdotally was a popular fan choice for writer during the JMS era.
marvel posted solicits for spider-man unlimited but skipped issue 5 for some reason
Did omd mandate dictate that you have to make mj a c**t to peter and make her date two other boyfriends? Doubt it. Read every other writer back during bnd and compare them to slott. Slott was the only one that had level of spite and showed it. And then there was that pedro boyfriend that only appeared for couple of issues. Do you think he was editorially mandated too? He only appeared briefly and didn't do anything and was quickly forgotten. If he was editorially mandated like paul probably is he would've had more to do in the story and wasn't used just for quick relief of spite for slott. Heck, if IRCC pedro happened only caused someone over at cbr angered slott so much he made pedro in response. The only ones who can go along with slott's lies are people that don't read comics (like our conway-san)
Okay yeah I had definitely forgotten most of the shit slott did. How and why is he still fricking employed? How is anyone in Spider-Office still employed?
I guess getting stuff out on time trumps anything else
Its a well known fact that slott cant hit deadlines
So not slott?
eder messias
Symbiotes started going bad the minute Carnage became a thing.
Venom is still the only good symbiote even created.
Where's our other namegay
Carnage jobbed out the Surfer all the way back in the 90’s though.
asm 37 var
Marvel's new Carnage comic is scarier than the publisher thought, and it's now warning retailers
Looks like Spider-Man isn’t the only character so spooky that Marvel has had to up the age rating on a comic before it arrives in stores; just weeks after Spine-Tingling Spider-Man #1 jumped from a T+ rating to a 'Parental Advisory' notice, the same fate has befallen one of his villains.
A notification sent to comic book stores Thursday advised that the first two issues of the upcoming Carnage series by Torunn Grønbekk and Pere Pérez will now carry Parental Advisory ratings, as opposed to the T+ Teens & Up ratings that they were initially announced as. According to Marvel, T+ Teens & Up is defined as material “appropriate for most readers 12 & up, [but] parents are advised they may want to read before or with younger children.” Parental Advisory, in contrast, is defined as “similar to T+ but featuring more mature themes and/or more graphic imagery. Recommended for teen and adult readers.”
>Marvel's new Carnage comic is scarier than the publisher thought, and it's now warning retailers
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What's up with the namegay copy-pasting shit he finds online?
Frick off, this isn't a storytime thread.
>gwenschizo mad over an anon contributing to the thread and discussion of spider-man instead of seething over an irrelevant character
Those are the previews for red goblin 9 not a storytime you dumbass p
Must be the usual guy
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>a dog bites through the carnage symbiote
Jaws of steel
what type of dog is that an XL bully?
baby symbiote being bullied by a dog is pretty funny
So, it turns out that there it was rewritings and redrawing off ASM35 and Mary jane missing a few things in her arm and paul fricked over by the mini spiders was a thing, and all of the tunnel bombing would be peter's fault and the fallout would be huge, but the reaction was so bad they had to redo because it went too far on the norman scale
They removed the gore and shit so mary jane and paul look fine, since they will redeem peter.
So no mass murderer and ex-wife maiming peter parker
Jackpot was announced in gang War months prior and gleason is the biggest petermj gay in the office. Get better bait
Preemptive action to frick over our dejar polak
>And more importantly how can flash be saved from symbiote hell?
Sorry but becoming a symbiote character was the absolute best thing to happen to Flash
Yeah because turning a supporting cast member into a cape has always been good and they should totally keep doing it. I love the complete destruction of the supporting cast!!!!
There's absolutely no reason they can't continue to use him in the supporting cast, they just don't because they're bad writers.
Norman got his own book and was still a part of the supporting cast of ASM. MJ's getting her own book and as stupid as I think that is, she's still a part of the supporting cast
MJ getting powers is just as moronic, same with Normie, same with Liz. Them being underutilised in general is also an issue, but the solution isn't to give them powers and ship them off to other books. Having it so that Peter has no more normal friends was a terrible idea
Terrible ideas is kind of Marvel's thing these days.
Also lol that Marvel and DC now make up only 9% of the total US comic market between them. For all that the gay editors working on Spider-Man keep whining that only a vocal minority hates OMD and want Peter's life to suck less, at this point ANY of their readers are nothing but a vocal minority.
He wasn't supporting cast anymore
Yes he was. He’s not now, since he got made a venom character, but he was before that
No, he wasn't...and hadn't been for a long time
Yes he was. He was in a weird spot since Byrne hated him being friends with Peter so he became an butthole again, then he at Midtown High with Peter for a bit, then fricked off to war again and lost his legs, then came back.
He didn't stop showing up in Spider-Man until he became Venom and even then it only became as bad as it is now after he was brought back to life
>Their first interaction since Flash came back to life (and after Peter gave the eulogy at his funeral after the Red Goblin story arc).
Wells completely flubbed this moment. It's like he thinks they're still in high school.
I’d been looking forward to them reuniting since Flash came back to life and getting that after waiting so long felt like a kick in the soul. What the frick was Wells thinking, god ASM 900 was awful
Cates and his godwank, mostly
i started reading the masterworks compilation
is there any reason why parker is a c**t? he seems less insufferable as spider-man
spider-boy #1 var. 44 spider-boy variants in total
carnage #1 var
Hey they didn't give him a tounge
This style is so cute, wish it wasn't wasted on more boring Gwenhomosexualry
>mpreg
To be fair, Carnage has always been above Spider-Man in terms of power level. He’s never really lost one on one aside from getting torn in half by the Sentry. It used to take a team to put him down. And he beat the Surfer back in 1999. He’s always been a serious threat.
As it stands though, he’s been given a fair amount of upgrades in the last 5 years. It started out when he used the Darkhold and it removed most of his weaknesses. Then the symbiote got fused with the primordial Grendel symbiote, making it a hell of a lot stronger. That led to Dark Carnage, who was defeated but hid away inside Venom, until it escaped as a tiny fish.
Cletus was long dead at this point, but his soul was alive inside Carnage, they ended up hijacking Starks Extrembiote suit (extremis and symbiote fusing.) They had a falling out and Cletus’ conscious stayed in the Extrembiote and jobbed out to Miles, Stark, Scorpion and a few others. He’s currently a pile of symbiote goo in NYC sewers.
Carnage meanwhile decided instead of taking on a host, he would just take the parts of them most useful. He went full Megaman and stole the powers of those he killed. He stole The Spots’ powers (at their most broken) as well as Hydro Man’s. He then travelled to Asgard and used those powers to kill a weakened Malekith, before going to a Dwarfen forge master and forcing him to create a spear that could rival the Necrosword. He then freed Morlun for no reason except to call him a b***h, then went on a trail across the spider-verse to kill and absorb the traits of as many Venom’s as possible.
In doing this he gained Hellfire powers, and lightning powers, and anti-venom powers and a bunch more whilst breeding out all his weaknesses. Eventually this Grendel Carnage with an Asgardian weapon and the powers of dozens of villains and Venoms killed and absorbed the power of Knull, the God of Symbiotes (from a different reality because Brock killed the 616 version. He’s now a god.
>They had a falling out
I haven't been impressed by symbiote stories in a long time, but... Carnage has one fricking defining feature. There's no 'we', only 'I'. And the writers somehow frick that up too.
Why not just have Carnage make another kid instead of this shit?
Because this carnage will be murderfricked badly by Bedlam Brock once Venom Wars begin, because Eddie will come out stupidly strong after the millions of years he stayed at the edge of time.
And Carnage will be remembered that no matter how many upgrades or even him escaping from Annie's wrath will maker him stronger, he will always be weaker than Eddie and 616 Venom.
He will always need a host to achieve full power.
>he will always be weaker than Eddie and 616 Venom.
That didn't use to be the case.
But power-creep gonna creep.
And this will also bring Venomverse Anne into the fray because Cletus will obviously skip the multiversal hopping to go straight into eddie, only to be murdered by him once the comic begins.
The funniest thing is that Annie May cut off all of Carnage's wirings into other spiderverse worlds before the event started so he wont jump into other world and kill other venom hosts, including RYV Mary Jane and April, once again a parker fricked over his plans.
That’s modern revisionism. Carnage has murderfricked Brock consistently every time they met. It always took Venom, Spider-Man and another hero to bring him down because neither Brock nor Pete can handle it solo. Brock’s biggest win took the entire Avengers and more helping him out to win in Extreme Carnage, and that only happened because Carnage was going to win anyway and faked death to bring about Knull. The Sentry is the one person to tear Carnage a new one.
I have no idea where this current shift in character to having Carnage need to prove himself against Venom has come from. He’s always been the stronger and more dangerous one of the pair.
Yeah man don't you know that carnage rules?
Oh, I know that Carnage Rules.
(Yes I know I’m missing Planet of the Symbiotes and Extreme Carnage, I’ll get them eventually.j
You had to continue the song
Song?
carnage beat surfer by bonding with him. The moment surfer woke up carnage jobbed. Now carnage can just stab surfer once and call it a day
God the years of Carnage wank have gotten out of control. He needs a hard reset that purges these upgrades because this shit has gotten ridiculous at this point
>This is the Disney princes's MJ
Damm
Spider-Man is a Disney Princess here, so obviously, MJ's counterpart has to be a man.
And this is a mix between the Beast and Maleficent's dragon form, which is funny because Maleficent already has the role as the Green Goblin.
I'm just saying she must be very lucky
To be fair, the Spider of that universe is a girl (her name is Petra if I remember right?) and her Prince love interest is Male singer MJ, so it makes sense
Imagine the sex
Spider-Man needs Norman Osborn to beat the VULTURE and they think he can contest CARNAGE? Flash is going to carry Spider-Wuss hard.
It's not by wells
Bring Her Back
What happened to her?
They ripped the symbiote off of her to give it to Army Sasuke in Venom Inc, then decided to put him in jail while leaving the symbiote on him because ???, then she got Scream in one of the carnage events, another carnage event led to her killing it and then she got dipped in anti-venom and became Silence.
Good God man. Did she at least look cool?
Silence is basically just Anti-Venom flavored Scream, so she looks alright. I still personally prefer the Black Suit look immensely, which is why when they showed the black suit in Death of the Venomverse just to immediately kill her I was a little upset. Latest appearance of Silence Andi was in Death of the Venomverse #5, like a week ago. Who knows what they're gonna do with her now.
So they just dropped all the unique aspects of the original? That's stupid
She does still have the Hell Mark but it's not been brought up in her tenure as Silence AFAIK
Did she have that hair as scream at least or just the 90s look
Ha, no, just the same 90s look, both as Scream and Silence.
At least a fan redesign??
I miss the mania design
My symbiote can't be this cute
Well
Too cute
Really no scream redesign?
Can't really find any fan art of her as scream/silence
Moar
Mania time
Okay, get this, AXIS 2 but Andi has the hell mark transformed into a magical girl tattoo and her powers rely on her acting cute.
Reminds me of clock tower 3
Same
How is she so cute?
I miss her so much
Spam
Canon
Never forget slott posts here
Also
Made for janine's enjoyment
Reminder that Peter still hates Norman for killing Gwen.
One day he'll learn to thank Norman.
For him killing the girl he loved you truly are a moron.
Norman never killed MJ, you fool.
I meant he will never forgive Norman for killing Gwen.
It all worked out OK for everyone in the end, it's time he got over it and thanked Norman for the life he's had since.
By killing gwen Norman too away any chanes of Peter being happy with Gwen. And no his life has not worked for the best quite the opposite in fact. He ended up being cloned harry went evil, he sold his marriage to Mephisto and MJ turned out to be a cheater not to mention the fact that Norman faked his aunt death,. You can bet your ass none of that would have happened had Gwen lived.
>You can bet your ass none of that would have happened had Gwen lived.
How would that have stopped Miles Warren from chimping out about his waifu and cloning Peter?
How would that have stopped Norman faking Aunt May's death?
If Peter and Gwen had stayed together, she'd be the one cheating on him with Norman again and that marriage being sold to Mephisto. Now realize how Norman spared Peter from that.
If Gwen was spared Norman would have fallen in love with her for real and given up villainy. That’s canon, Peter specially said she could fix him in A Death In the Family. That’s the happy ending.
>Gwen's pussy game so strong it could've negated the effects of the Goblin formula
she was killed not because of drama, but because they feared how powerful she could be
What Peter thought no doubt is that Gwen could make Norman sane and have him give up on crime not fall in love with him anon,
>How would that have stopped Miles Warren from chimping out about his waifu and cloning Peter?
Warrren only became obsessed with Gwen due to her death, had she lived he never would have become the Jackal.
>How would that have stopped Norman faking Aunt May's death?
>If Peter and Gwen had stayed together, she'd be the one cheating on him with Norman again and that marriage being sold to Mephisto. Now realize how Norman spared Peter from that.
Oh please spare us with this made up fanfiction Sins Past was written up yeas after Gwen died and had she lived it never would have been written since there would be no reason for it. As for the Green Goblin himself he would most likely be dead or end up in the mental institution for the criminally insane with harry trying to help him.
>Warrren only became obsessed with Gwen due to her death, had she lived he never would have become the Jackal.
As if his waifu marrying someone else wouldn't have a similar effect on him.
>Sins Past was written up yeas after Gwen died and had she lived it never would have been written since there would be no reason for it.
Of course there would. For the drama of Gwen having secret Goblin Babies with Norman, and for Peter's screaming cuckrage. Marvel would absolutely still do that, and deep down you know they would.
>As for the Green Goblin himself he would most likely be dead or end up in the mental institution for the criminally insane with harry trying to help him.
Sorry Pedro, he ends up as Gwen's husband, hero of the Skrull wars, leader of the Avengers, and the next President.
>>Sins Past was written up yeas after Gwen died and had she lived it never would have been written since there would be no reason for it.
>Of course there would. For the drama of Gwen having secret Goblin Babies with Norman, and for Peter's screaming cuckrage. Marvel would absolutely still do that, and deep down you know they would.
No they would not since there would be zero reason to do it heck peter's like probably would have turned quite differently had he and Gwen gotten married.
>>As for the Green Goblin himself he would most likely be dead or end up in the mental institution for the criminally insane with harry trying to help him.
>Sorry Pedro, he ends up as Gwen's husband, hero of the Skrull wars, leader of the Avengers, and the next President.
Cut the bullshit will you we all nothing like that would have happened.
>No they would not since there would be zero reason to do it
For the drama, Pedro. To make you cry like the little b***h you are. That's why they did it, and that's why they'd do it again.
>peter's like probably would have turned quite differently had he and Gwen gotten married.
He'd have the same writers and editors, things would have turned out broadly the same, and there'd be the same people being against Peter being married. Things wouldn't be THAT different, they'd just be more boring because it would be Gwen instead of MJ.
>Cut the bullshit will you we all nothing like that would have happened.
Most of it already happened in canon, the rest is only a matter of time and you all know it.
>For the drama, Pedro. To make you cry like the little b***h you are. That's why they did it, and that's why they'd do it again.
Nobody wanted Sins Past to happen in the first place you moron and no it's not gonna happen again.
I wanted it, you pedo, and I'm not the only one.
We all know that's a lie still it does not really matter anymore since it will never be canon again.
Where's the lie? I really did want it, I'm really not the only one, and you really are a pedo.
Enough bullshit moron.
The truth hurts, doesn't it?
You want truth by all means I will show you the truth the truth is Norman gave a shit about harry,
Who sold his son soul to mephisto that's the truth about Norman.
>Sorry Pedro, he ends up as Gwen's husband, hero of the Skrull wars, leader of the Avengers, and the next President.
First Lady Gwen Osborn has a nice ring to it, as does the one around her finger
Is there really some movie they're both in?
there's one that's coming out at the end of this year (if that hasn't changed). Poor Things. Mark Ruffalo is also in it. Sort of a off-beat feminist Frankenstein story with unreliable narrators. Haven't read the book it's based on, but summary seemed interesting. Will have loads of fricking, apparently, so expect Emma Stone booba
Will you cut out it with the fanfiction.
I suggest you not push your luck with this otherwise the mods maybe get the idea to intervene.
what hate seeing your grandad polak?
I suggest you worry about more important things like the fact that MJ is a cheater for one thing.
Hitler and stalin didn't kill enough polak rats
Yes that's keep seething about the fact MJ is a cheater oh and here is something to make ceratain you Norman gays remain angry also.
Did you fall from Poland? Because you’re ugly and disfigured
Are you Polish? Because I hate your guts and face and everything you stand for
Are you okay with the fact that you’re not dead? Because I’m not
Are you Polish? Because I want murder you in cold blood . . .
You are Polish and deserve to die
Are you from Poland? Because I don’t want you
Poland sucks
I hate Poland
Go die in hell you polak
Here look on the bright side of things hahaha
How is it related? You mad your usual got posted too?
Oh but it ir is realted since we all MJ did cheat on Peter.
>ir
They should intervene. Ban your ass to oblivion
Why is he obsessed with gprostitute so much that he hates mj?
Sins Past is not canon just deal with it moron.
As expected this thread is dissolving into yet another Sins Past. OMD and MJ cheater discussion.
It's just the polish gay inserting his stuff because he hates spiderman. He does two of those.
No I just hate the marvel writes since they were wrong about a lot of things. Conway was wrong to kill off Gwen he should have evolved her character more and aunt may should have been the one to die by the goblin's hands. It was wrong for Peter to sell his marraige to Mephisto and it was damn wrong to have him de-aged.
You aren't the spammer. You're the other guy
Do you really want to discuss Sins Past. OMD and MJ cheater topics all over again? think before you answer this.
No, just saying the question was aimed at the pole, not youm
>the Marvel writes
Do you not have a spellchecker?
Sorry my mistake
I want Aunt May to die cause I like issue 400 and gave Peter a more realistic tragedy to deal with. You want Aunt May to die cause you have shit taste.
Lol Aunt May should have died long ago and not cheat death over and over again.
Yeah. Aunt May's deal with mephisto really has some mileage on it
Stan wanted to kill her off all the way back in the Ditko years. Ditko talked him out of it.
This is why he killed her off in the journal strip
When?
Could post that strip here please.
Please
I’d prefer if May died around the time Spidey’s 18-19. It hits harder if Pete goes into the adult world on his own without any family there to help him. Dude’s on his own for real and has to figure this shit out on his own.
400 is the best story May's ever had
Vol 2 #38 was pretty good too
aunt may was leeching off him since the day he became spider-man
Peter could’ve dropped out of high school to help support Aunt May, but she told him to stay in school to get a good future.
so she said and continued living by peter's photography checks. It took her 20 irl years to find a job
It’s because she was a legit geriatric. It’s why I prefer it when she’s younger due to the fact that NYC is so expensive that she’d need to get a full-time job while Pete gets part-time. Even with that, they’d be scraping by. The old set up ain’t realistic.
I should know. I used to live in Forest Hills, which is where the Parkers lived at in the comics. It’s a decent area but pretty expensive. Costs about 2K to rent a studio apartment. Also, parking’s a whole issue which is why it’s best to take public transportation. The bus and train are going to be your reality if you don’t have the money or the time to get anywhere.
Got this WIP, overly supportive parents trying their kid's fashion sense.
Nice to see mine.
Wdym proper? Ive gotten some stuff with just mayday too.
Could be an idea.
Probably never, they are sisters after all.
>Probably never, they are sisters after all.
Some other anon will probably commission or draw it
>milf eve
Hnnn
did we see darkdevil's mom in mc2?
No because Janine in MC2 died in jail
that's funny. But we have no real answer?
So daredevil in MC2 is technically mayday's half brother, right?
Yeah. Ben Reilly was a perfect copy of Peter.
Makes since
I'm not going pretend I know the full context.
I'm gonna assume that's the comments from
where he's called "Mayday's Uncle Ben"
yep
ron got a little bit heated over that question today
Genetically sure, in the same way that cousins from identical twins are
maybe the next universe reset
Marvel doesn’t do those.
luv me Gobby
simple as
Why the frick does Spidey have a no-kill rule when Carnage is one of his villains? Why would he go out of his way to even save his villains? Even at the expense of himself? Shit’s so fricking lame.
Not sure how a no-kill rule would be relevant with Carnage, Peter physically couldn't do that even if he wanted to. It took Sentry to even do it temporarily.
Peter doesn't have a no-kill rule, he just prefers to not do it and would prefer to not have it happen.
There's been plenty of scenarios where he gets blood lusted and realizes its "kill or be killed" and Carnage is one of those people he tends to not hold back on if possible.
ignore that this is a goblin that peter is fighting btw its just the only pic of peter i had fighting a "carnage" character
Talking bout in recent years where they made Spidey go full moron by taking a bullet for Norman or punching out a guy after his daughter got eaten by Carnage. Same guy got killed by Carnage later.
Cletus got split in half and he's alive, norman got impaled
That doesn’t disprove my point at all, dude. The fact that Spidey would ever defend these guys is incredibly insane. Why go out of your way at the expense of yourself to save actual monsters?
I think it means more so that it'd be pointless to do the whole kill villains debate?
Writers are hacks.
Peter wanted to stop that Doverton guy from becoming a “killer.” He was trying to save his soul. Pete knows the guy couldn’t actually get the job done. One random guy from Bumfrick USA with a gun isn’t enough to put Carnage down. Carnage survived being torn in half and atmospheric reentry, he survived missiles to the face, he has been reduced to a tiny puddle on the floor and still regenerated Cletus’ body. Peter wasn’t saving Carnage, he was saving the guy from being a ‘killer’ by crossing the line and pulling the trigger. That’s all.
Refer to my earlier reply
>he just prefers to not do it and would prefer to not have it happen
Peter knows how terrible death is and how it effects his every day life from the guilt of the deaths in his life. It’s without a doubt the biggest thing that motivates him in most worlds. So if Peter has to take a bullet to protect his enemy from a death that doesn’t have to happen, then yeah, he’s gonna do it. But if Peter is in a fight for his life, or others lives, then he’s going to do everything in his power, even murder, to stop whoever is threatening or attempting to take his/those lives if he can.
Would he take a bullet for Thanos? Probably not. Hitler? Hell no. Doc Ock? Definitely.
>Doc Ock? Definitely.
Dude tried to destroy the whole world.
>So if Peter has to take a bullet to protect his enemy from a death that doesn’t have to happen, then yeah, he’s gonna do it.
Why?
carnage. If you know you know
So if Hydro Man is threatening to sick a tsunami on the city and Spidey’s got the means to end him for good, he won’t do it?
Some writers unironically believe that you shouldn’t kill legit evil guys because that’d make you evil too or some shit. People like that tend to be the sheltered types. Very ignorant of the world they live in.
Any leaks about the future of Ben/Chasm?
he's x-men b***h now
That's now, not the future
it's too early to say. What do you want us to do? Make up some bullshit?
That's why asked if there were leaks anon
I don't think the X-Men using ben for their own means is bullshit I have a feeling that really will be his future.
Im pretty sure he'll join orchis in some fight against peter and gain a new suit.
>Kind of like how otto joined hydra.
I highly doubt this will happen more likely the X-Men will end up using Ben for a while for their own purposes and then he will quitely be written out for good.
We will see issue 4 will be the defining feature it he betrays them, people were discussing that orchis has currently judas traveler in its organization.
>Also Judas was getting recognition in marvel articles now, so im sure he will be tied to this.
>His and ben's relationship could be the same thing in which he offers ben memories for supporting orchis and betraying madelyn.
5 years strong and counting
Paul-sama
I KNEEL
Samegay hard
Dat mj ass
Fix paul
none of these people (outside of Shadow) are Peter's homies
>normies know paul
someone help slott is having a stroke
they should ban him. It's fricking moronic how they keep entertaining this fat b***h
Jesus christ does he ever write wtf, the meme about him fighting fans just seem way too true.
Hmm?
https://twitter.com/D4hz4hn/status/1707886893508055123
mark waid on peter/mj
>peter at heart is a lovable loser
>Peter has to fail, that's a successful Spider-Man story, but at least you get to be married to a hot model
>muh young Peter
>would not undo marriage, because there were still good stories
>if Superman is married and has a kid, then he can't focus on anything else
>being a parent means being selfish to some extent, but Superman can't be selfish
>I have justifiable reasons that go beyond nostalgia
ugh
At the end of the day i think takes like these are just proving how fricked comic writers are getting recently.
>They're conflicting with a main audience who is pushing back hard on takes like these.
>Adaptations outside the comics medium are pushing it (Superman and lois show). So he can never put that genie back in the bottle.
> A generation who grow on this shit wants to see the characters actually grow, cant do illusion of change when you're losing your audience.
Its not recently these are the same writers that have been saying/doing this since the late 90s tbh. Now they're just old. Waid tries to be diplomatic, and he's the most diplomatic of the lot, but he has always argued from this exact same position while trying to frame it as less nostalgia driven.
The BND group of writers all view that early spider-man as being a loser, its not supported by the text, but its a common underlying thing. Its much like how waid sees superman as saint like.
They view him as a loser because they themselves are losers. Ditko-Romita Peter was the type of guy these dweebs would seethe at.
ladies and gentlemen, we found the future writer of asm
Waid's over at dc with an exclusive rn, there's really no one left from the BND slack at marvel that can do ongoings.
That's the BND perception which is just not really funded on shit.
That's waid's whole sthick, he's the silver/bronze age guy. He's a tad more diplomatic but he cant disguise that it comes down to nostalgia.
>he's the silver/bronze age guy
If that’s the case then he of all people should know that Pete wasn’t a lovable loser in those times. The guy was a Chad.
>how can flash be saved from symbiote hell?
He doesn't need saving, symbiote stuff is some of the only good stuff Marvel's doing right now.
It's gotten too convoluted for its own good.
Symbiote lore is a mess. It's worse than totemshit in Spider-Man. Current Venom is only good in that Eddie is treated with respect, the stuff that actually happens in it is moronic
shoutout to liz's one and true pairing
that's not foggy
>entire series exists just so a Pajeet can make out with a pretty blonde woman
interesting
Mayday's Uncle Ben
and fashion paradigm, Ben Reilly,
The Sensational Spider-Man!
#Catskillcomics.com
rick leonardi
Dope
asm 35 var
does slott have multiple cbr accounts besides lee? I noticed that people agreeing with slott consider his work as their best. Like this fella https://community.cbr.com/member.php?46106-wleakr
could be, I wouldn't be surprised. That seems like a more low-key poster, so could just be your typical slop eater as well (which, admittedly, Slott himself falls under).
I also had a kek at Danny boy bringing up Doctor Who in the middle of his arguments.
he's especially salty today. Did something happen?
Prob the shit about having Alts so he's attempting to derail the thread.
4k people think he uses alts.
All ill say is with how much the mans online, I wouldn't be surprised.
he obviously uses vpn because every time someone mentions RYV, MC2 or Peter's Daughters, he pops up to shit on the marriage and both Annie and May.
I a starting to think that the rumors that he is marrying with a ogre with a wig is true
>that spoiler
ogre as in ugly woman or do you mean troony? If latter, he'll never fricking live it down lmao
Why do you think there i so much secrecy about his "marriage"
>it's the anniegay schizo again
you called me slott in the ben thread, how come you didn't notice it's me? Cmon, your fanfiction senses are getting dull.
NTA but I can call you Slott if you want? Anyways Mayday is better
Mayday's better but i still like annie. Tho making her mayday's age was a dumbass move.
Its more so that they interpret the "both lives interfere on each other that is the parker luck" as "peter has terrible luck and is always down". And it feeds itself.
>Tho making her mayday's age was a dumbass move.
I wouldn't say dumb. Could have been handled better, i guess. Also got any mania comms, comm man?
this interaction is so hilarious. This schizo keeps thinking that I'm slott cause I hate annie. I tell him that slott would the last person you would see shitting on annie cause it's his creation but he keeps insisting that slott hates her. He even thinks defalco gives a shit about annie
I see. Also, am I weird for ignoring Slott's twitter? He already seems like a lazy prick from that one documentary.
I mean if you want to keep you sanity it's best to ignore it. I usually see other people screenshotting his tweets and reacting to them and that's enough for me
>I mean if you want to keep you sanity it's best to ignore it.
Roger that
>I usually see other people screenshotting his tweets and reacting to them and that's enough for me
Yeah the screenshots just make me deeply dislike Slott as a writer and Lowe as editor.
Both girls are great gaylord, now choke eating your Doritos, fatso.
Feel like this has meme potential
MJ being the attention prostitute that she is.
Context?
Also these are pretty funny in general.
More?
Adam Kubert: Here’s another sketch that was done at a Marvel Summit. This one was given to the oh-so-talented @dcates
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#MarvelComics #Venom #Creative
bunch of venom vars
God Nat's symbiote design is so boring.
They can't hide they ripped off 40k for her design
I miss him
We need more with him
Nice.
How did someone based like norman get a literal normie grandson?
Normie now suffers from fatherless behavior
Wasn't Gor the God-Slayer's sword a symbiote? They've always been more than just mundane, it's just everyone's catching up now.
should i get the spider-girl complete collections or wait for the epics? i saw the first 3 completes at a used bookstore, banged up but cheap, and i considered getting them.
If you can get them for cheap in decent condition go for them
I hate Marvel so much.
He’s literally me
Continuing 😛
Lmao
I hate that the WIP makes me happy 8(
Got some mockup designs..for two others of the four too.
Why? Its a funny idea!
Indeed
What is that supposed to be?
A New FF uniform for spidey.
why are you paying for such shitty art?
I just think he's neat
Love these dorks.
Who are they rooting for?
Darkdevil
She's a good design and a neat gimmick but everything else has been shit. She shouldn't have been Janine
Who's that on the right? Reminds me of Aracely but with huge breasts
Hallow's Eve
>Aracely
Has she appeared again after New Warriors ended in 2014?
I have no idea but god it's almost been ten years, hasn't it? The Yost Scarlet Spider was too good for this world.
Its janine aka hallows eve. I wanted to do them with their current "spooky" costumes as if they were wearing them to be supportive of their son
Cameo in champions I think.
Well here's a piece of somewhat saddening news
Slott isn't actually engaged. He made her up in the hope that of people hearing he was going to get engaged they would get less in his face about his stance on marriage and "she" could be whatever he told others without ever having to mention his "fiance" ever again.
Even the fact she is a 'red head' should have been in itself a 'red' flag, the Marvel staff are as obsessed with MJ as the fans are. He's also, for the time being, keeping this woman's identity secret from readers the way Stan and Steve kept Mary Jane's appearance and prescence a secret from Peter Parker until much later. Slott plans to give his fiance a 'face reveal' which will end up just being someone in an MJ cosplay.
>Slott isn't actually engaged. He made her up in the hope that of people hearing he was going to get engaged they would get less in his face about his stance on marriage and "she" could be whatever he told others without ever having to mention his "fiance" ever again.
>Even the fact she is a 'red head' should have been in itself a 'red' flag, the Marvel staff are as obsessed with MJ as the fans are. He's also, for the time being, keeping this woman's identity secret from readers the way Stan and Steve kept Mary Jane's appearance and prescence a secret from Peter Parker until much later. Slott plans to give his fiance a 'face reveal' which will end up just being someone in an MJ cosplay.
Well this certainly lowers my respect for MJ and slott considerably. I honestly swear the sooner they get rid of MJ for good the better for all.
it's amazing how that's the only thing you got out of that shitpost
So I prefer Gwen over MJ so what a least she was never a cheater like MJ.
Shut up Ratt Matt
Oh look using the same name as the guy to go after some cbr gay
Da frick is this false flagging.
His uncle is Dan didio
I know but mans didn't even use an alt for his shitpost, what an idiot.
>my mom works at McDonald's too.
>>my mom works at McDonald's too.
All mom's work at McDonald's fancy that.
where is he anyway?
*citation needed*
True, but it sounds plausible enough.
asm 29 post release nycc variant. They sold exactly this variant previously but this time miles eyes are glowing
really needs to eat one of those ass burgers he carries around
MJ's outfit looks kinda alright here? I can't pinpoint what the difference is, but it looks better
>variants of variants
asm 34 post release nycc variant
What a shit costume
Anyway, Slott keeps seething and coping that he's totally busy and isn't constantly online, arguing with people.
Two side notes:
>a janny/mod jumped in to tell people Slott isn't Lee and to shut up
>one of the guys arguing with Slott got banned
makes me think...
Who fricking cares??????????
hi, Dan!
Hallows Eve is cool and I'm tired to pretending she isn't
She is a shit character who is not worth carring about anon, Jannie does not have many fans to be honest.
I'm a fan so we're two at least
Yeah well that still won't save her thought she should be written out for good she is nothing but a nuisance.
I like Hallows' Eve but not the events that led to Janine becoming her, and I'm worried that they're going to eventually separate her and Ben for good, having her go on to be a full-fledged hero while doubling down on Ben being a villain.
they've been pretty good at showing Janine is more or less doing all of this for Ben, so I think they're safe for now. Considering it's Marvel though, you have right to be worried ofc.
Nah I don't think they'll have Janine betray Ben. Dark Web would've been the time for that if that was the plan.
If anything if/when Ben gets his sanity back he should be calling her out for enabling his moronic plans
no one mentioned Gwen
Doesn't matter regardless MJ remains the cheater and not Gwen.
I'm going through an old as frick comics board and just kind of looking at all the comments with hindsight and general amusement. I saw this and had a bit of a bittersweet chuckle. This is a bit before OMD, which they are all discussing a lot and wondering what it'll be about
he says it as if peter wasn't married to mary jane before
any reactions to omd?
I'm slowly inching towards that. I'll see if they have any fun reactions to it. As a side note, two things of note
>JMS's run as a whole is considered somewhat controversial
>Sins Past is treated more evenly than it is nowadays/just before Kindred happened
The JMS thing has always been the case. People praised the peter/may/mj stuff but the totem stuff was mega divisive.
oh sure, but more so than nowadays after we've had a range of hacks on the title and OMD.
also a fun nerd autism moment - apparently JMS forgot May's maiden name (or mixed it up with Peter's mother) and there's a whole lot of screaming and drama about that. I get why, but it was fun to see.
I'll add this image as an example of one of the more measured responses
The only people that read spider-man beforehand for research purposes are slott and spencer and we all know what happened with that
I buy spencer, tho he only said ASM, not really slott.
slott said so himself just like spencer
JMS started to be viewed better the moment he left. In general that same issue also happened with USM.
Well its not the exact thing. JMS's idea was that it'd change history from the drug story, but not that he'd be back in HS. And we know bringing gwen back was something they voted on. I assume carlie is a repurposed gwen given the similarities backstory wise.
Even rewatching ATSV, it still sounds like Hailee Steinfeld is phoning in her Gwen performance. Like that part at the end where she rants to her dad about not being good enough literally doesn't sound convincing at all. Pic unrelated.
She's the weaker of the voice cast but spiderpunks va is prob the best.
Agreed, surprised no one else brought it up at the time given how hard they pushed her. Also find funny no one points out the entire first 30 minutes trying to justify her overnight attraction are immediately undermined by her moving in with a thousand guys who understand muh vigilante life and are also spiders.
Only as a cameo in "latinx" crap recently.
>justify her overnight attraction
To Miles? Yeah, it's wack. Then all the forced drama about her suckin Hobie's dick
anyway, a response to reactions to OMD
I believe this is the first instance of Mephisto (or rather, the devil) being brought up as a spoiler. Interesting to see that it matches up with what JMS says he wanted to do with OMD.
proto-Gwenschizo (with not an entirely terrible idea, but lmao that Gwenhomosexualry)
Imagine thinking we would get an end. Lmao.
By al rights Spider-Man should hve ended by now.
>By killing gwen Norman too away any chanes of Peter being happy with Gwen
wtf based
It's true Ben Reilly is living proof that Peter's life is crap since he is evil the whole clone saga never should have happened. Only bad things came out from it
Giving MJ super powers is a far bigger hack move than bringing Gwen back
Realistically if they brought gwen back they'd also give her powers.
>How did they go from fighting with spider-man to being cosmic gods stronger than silver surfer?
Modern writers.
>What will it take for them to go back?
Comics to stop being in the eye of the casual media, allowed to finally die, and have writers pander to the core fanbase again instead of doing whatever they want as their garbage sales don't matter when tv and movies and toys keep the genre afloat to mass consumers who have never read a book in their life.
>And more importantly how can flash be saved from symbiote hell?
A hard retcon reboot.
In the writing room of a street level character if the words "Time travel", "Multiverse", "Cosmic", "God"... or anything of the like is stated, the writer should instantly be fired.
Dan you are truly a pathetic human being seek help. There is narcissism and then there's whatever the hell you've been doing for decades.
hmmm maybe Time travel is the direction Spider-man needs to go so, Peter decides he has enought the way his life has been going so ends going back in time. He knows this is wrong but by now he longer cares since he has enough. He ends up in a time period in which he just had his first confrontation with the Green Goblin there he meets his earlier version. Who shows images of his future and convinces his past self to hand over Norman over to the police, his future self then vanishes. And Peter's life ends up taking a different direction as a result harry never does drugs, Gwen never dies and he never marries MJ.
You made your mess now lie in it. No one wants you to go back in time and frick Spider-Man up even further Nick.
As much as I hate to say it I really do think time travel is the only option left anymore.
How about instead of time travel everyone currently working on Spider-Man gets replaced with people who know and want to tell good stories
Regrettably there is zero chance of that happening. it be better if Spider-Man simply ends,
disgusting
I feel like he always activates more when we're at the end of a thread, y'know? Shall we see a new thread with him and his ESL as the OP?
create one before him
Don't be a idiot it's too early for a new thread the mods may ended deleting it for that reason
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Dope
Canon
Per JLA avengers thread, Clark Kent Interviewed Spider-Man and it was a huge hit.
Genuinely such a fun book.
So how many accounts does Slott have on CBR and how long have the mods allowed Slott to attack the fanbase and break the rules repeatedly?
Also this makes me believe the CBR forums got nuked years ago because that one writer got harassment threats, was actually getting harassment threats from alt accounts of comic creators
>Also this makes me believe the CBR forums got nuked years ago because that one writer got harassment threats, was actually getting harassment threats from alt accounts of comic creators
I can honestly believe that. I can also believe Slott being the sort of guy to do that bullshit, petty b***h that he is
Women don't like the Green Shitter.
what next?
lol
lol
>liked the stuff with carlie cooper
Really?
Well he wrote those issues