Star Wars

Which of the new star wars movies will be the best/worst?

>Dawn of the Jedi
>Heir to the Empire
>New Jedi Order

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Battle of The Force
    >Empire of Darkness
    >Fate of The Sith
    >Conflict of The Galaxy
    >Somehow The Jedi Returned
    >Lightsaber of Destiny
    >The Rebel Traitor
    >Child of the Death Star
    >Jedi of The Year
    >Sith of The Jedi
    >Force of the Empire

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jedi of The Year

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      of the Death Star
      This sounds like an EU novel title from the 90s.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Phantom of the Force
      Rogue Skywalker
      The Clone Solo
      Revenge of the Force
      Hope of the Empire
      The Last Empire
      The Empire Returns
      New Sith Order
      Only Two: A Master
      Only Two: An Apprentice
      Coruscant Callgirls
      The New Menace
      One Force
      Death Star Sunrise
      Binary Eclipse
      Tales of the Clankers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This list hurt to read when I just called the rule of two and you could have a whole sith backstory especially in the ancient race of the sith. Sith din du nuffin. And finally the vindicate their back story on how they did nothing wrong and nothing bad ever happened lol

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heir to the empire

    Are they using the exact same title to confuse Google and Amazon searches so people don't stumble across the original EU novels?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are they using the exact same title to confuse Google and amazon searches so people don't stumble across the original EU novels?
      Yes. They already did it with Tales of the Jedi and Shatterpoint. They actually waited for one of the authors of TOTJ to die before they released that one.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate Disney so fricking much.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please George Lucas we apologize for anything about the prequels take the helm again at the Star wars. Also restart the game company LucasArts please. We need it. Please Lucas

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They actually waited for one of the authors of TOTJ to die before they released that one.
        You're moronic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >heir to the empire

        Are they using the exact same title to confuse Google and amazon searches so people don't stumble across the original EU novels?

        No it's because everyone seethed that they weren't using the EU "as source material"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are they using the exact same title to confuse Google and amazon searches so people don't stumble across the original EU novels?
      Yes. They already did it with Tales of the Jedi and Shatterpoint. They actually waited for one of the authors of TOTJ to die before they released that one.

      Wtf I hate Disney now. How do we cancel these bigots?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are they using the exact same title to confuse Google and amazon searches so people don't stumble across the original EU novels?
      Yes. They already did it with Tales of the Jedi and Shatterpoint. They actually waited for one of the authors of TOTJ to die before they released that one.

      Yep, Dawn of the Jedi and New Jedi Order are also titles from the EU, they're even using the same logos.

      [...]
      No it's because everyone seethed that they weren't using the EU "as source material"

      Disney's Tales of the Jedi has nothing to do with the original Tales of the Jedi.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Knights of the New Republic

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is going to play Thrawn anyway?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      His voice actor from the Rebels TV series, Lars Mikkelsen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jonathan Majors

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thrawn is literally the only character that can save the franchise. He needs to show up as the next big villain, but then have it turn out he was right all along and only gaining control of Imperial Remnants to prepare for the Grysk invasion that is the real threat which will be the first major war the New Republic has to fight and will only win with his help. Some cowards will flee to create the First Order making it clear that outside of Palpatine they were made up of the worst soldiers still around that didn't either join the New Republic, Thrawn's faction, or die fighting the Grysk b

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're seriously going with not-Yuuzhan Vong?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vong might show up in the second and third movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's the only reason I'd watch any of the Disney SW shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This or extend Thrawn's threat into a trilogy and then have him be right with the Grysk attacking post-TROS since they seem set on continuing that timeline more. Thrawn is an alien so he could still he alive after they do an arc of him as the "villain" gathering Imperial Remnants. Then have him die defeating the Grysk, show the new Jedi Order under Rey or whatever, and restart a totally new story about some young Jedi from there afterwards.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But also, if you even know who thrawn is at this point you’re just a different kind of cringelord homosexual loser

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This or extend Thrawn's threat into a trilogy and then have him be right with the Grysk attacking post-TROS since they seem set on continuing that timeline more. Thrawn is an alien so he could still he alive after they do an arc of him as the "villain" gathering Imperial Remnants. Then have him die defeating the Grysk, show the new Jedi Order under Rey or whatever, and restart a totally new story about some young Jedi from there afterwards.

      If they can squeeze out some form of the Thrawn trilogy adapted to fit within this canon I honestly don't give a frick if they CGI in all the old guys. They can't stray too far from Zahn though, because Thrawn is way too easy to write stupidly. Not that Zahn is a particularly amazing writer per se (he's good), but he's leaps and bounds better than whoever the frick has been handling the non-Andor stuff for Disney.

      Disney will do none of this and you know it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zhan and the consortium and the rest are great. And some more mandalor backlor hell you could even do a biopic of the war of malachor 5 and the first run in and serious engagement between the sith and the Jedi wish you know basically was just a Mass slaughter on both sides.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      Disney will do none of this and you know it

      It's going to be Thrawn fighting off the Grysks from the edge of the galaxy. The Rey film will be when they finally invade, tying the films together and justifying their close release schedule

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure the social media age will love and just accept his nonsense of
      >look at stick figure drawn on a napkin by guy from planet
      >is now able to craft a battleplan to take the planet with 100% success

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they can squeeze out some form of the Thrawn trilogy adapted to fit within this canon I honestly don't give a frick if they CGI in all the old guys. They can't stray too far from Zahn though, because Thrawn is way too easy to write stupidly. Not that Zahn is a particularly amazing writer per se (he's good), but he's leaps and bounds better than whoever the frick has been handling the non-Andor stuff for Disney.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of these will be made. Every Star Wars film announced since 2017 has been cancelled.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Heir to the Empire
    I'm ashamed for bumping a SW thread but I have to know. Are they at least pretending to adapt this story or is this one of their """""coincidences""""""

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're using Thrawn as the villain. Exactly what else they'll use is unclear.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a ~~*coincidence*~~.

      >heir to the empire

      Are they using the exact same title to confuse Google and amazon searches so people don't stumble across the original EU novels?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cancel the old EU just to bring it all back but worse and santized

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >santized
      You mean not shit?
      Heir to the Empire but without Luuke is a better Heir to the Empire as far as I'm concerned

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >as a kid fantasize about all the cool never ever star wars movies of my dreams
    >as an adult hold on to a faint hope new star wars movies will be cancelled before they can do any more damage

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    With Thrawn coming back and the novels having a lot of stuff about the Chiss Ascendancy in them, will we get these two in live-action?

    Who would you cast?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >According to Deadline, Wes Chatham is appearing in the upcoming Ahsoka series. And according to the report, he'll be playing “the right-hand man” to Grand Admiral Thrawn.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick yeah. Amos in SW

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amos as an older Eli Vanto? That could be really cool.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He could play a decent Jagged Fel

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the last thing you see after refusing to join Thrawn's Remnant for the greater good

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know his only connection to the novels will be the inevitable fanfics of Eli seething in the cuckshed as Thrawn gets his blue hole double penetrated by Ezra and whoever this guy is.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          His existence at all is insanely deep

          Does Filoni not like Zahn's Thrawn? Kind of weird since he created the character and writes him best.

          I think it's just hard to put thrawn in the setting of a childrens show where he MUST lose to them by the end

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Will Dave Filoni ever acknowledge the novels that make his version of Thrawn look massively OOC in comparison?
      Gee I wonder anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Chiss were hyper-based, and one of the best parts of the empire. Huge thrawn fan I like more morally gray ones and gritty ones that show the harsh realities of both sides. Both sides had the dark sides and there's no good or bad really just war. It's why I love Republic commando. Could totally do a series on that and just show the dark underbelly of the Republic the sith and just show it all was just a cacophony and a powder keg waiting to explode. The corruption of the Republic and just all the crime elements and just all the different cultures have the CSA was technically correct and getting bad trade deals and we're getting screwed over and just show how you know it was a morally gray and just showed the the gray gritty nature of that universe

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You misunderstand completely. I was curious if they are at least pretending to adapt the story or if they just want to bury it with more Disney's Slop Wars™

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rey: A homosexual Story
    Boss Finn
    Zui Quan Rose
    Poe: Omerta in the Stars

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Dawn of the Jedi

    Let me guess. The first person to discover the Force also built the first lightsaber. It wasn't a process that evolved over centuries along with technology.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    This specific anon is mad

    >According to Deadline, Wes Chatham is appearing in the upcoming Ahsoka series. And according to the report, he'll be playing “the right-hand man” to Grand Admiral Thrawn.

    Thats not a bad choice honestly

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first two never happened though?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Filoni not like Zahn's Thrawn? Kind of weird since he created the character and writes him best.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Does Filoni not like Zahn's Thrawn?

      >Filoni puts in a scene where someone says Thrawn inflicted lots of civilian casualties on his last assignment
      >Zahn publicly praises Filoni in general terms, but writes a novel going to lengths to explain away said civilian casualties as someone else's fault and ends it with Thrawn agreeing he should take the job of fighting the rebels because no other commander will be as careful about minimizing civilian casualties
      >Filoni puts in another scene where Thrawn tries to bombard a whole planet
      lel he's a petty b***h

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're all equally shit!

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm not concerned with how angry it makes you, genuinely

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not him but your reply doesn't make sense

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take over and immediately demote the EU instead of just adapting the good stuff so you don't have to think for yourself for the next 200 years
    >everything you make over 15 years is universally hated
    >E-EU-sama please save us

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >demote the EU instead of-
      This would need to be done to adapt it obviously

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick cares anymore

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have 0 faith in any Star Wars project bring good. Andor was star wars lite and Mando S3 was meh.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Andor was star wars lite
      You guys will just say anything to avoid admitting you enjoyed something

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Live your truth anon. Nobody here will beg you.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the fricking Starhawk

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No offense it gets Rey but I was always a big thrawn fan. He just was the perfect mix of culture disabilities practical leadership and a good technician. Perfect Commander. Reminds me of tarkin. One of my other favorite commanders

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