You laughed at us.
We told you the ST was the dark timeline and you laughed at us.
Welcome to the new timeline motherfrickers. Ezra saved Ahsoka in this one and we're all going to be riding high because of it.
You laughed at us.
We told you the ST was the dark timeline and you laughed at us.
Welcome to the new timeline motherfrickers. Ezra saved Ahsoka in this one and we're all going to be riding high because of it.
fine let Mandalorian be the new timeline, at least we wont know where things end up. Will have to kill off Leia offscreen and Ford will never bother
>Mandalorian
fetch quest: the show
>i have to go here and get that
>this will allow me to go there and do the other
>which means i will then have to go.... and get... to do...
>HEY LOOK IT'S CHI LUKE
>EVVYBODY MEMBA LUKE?
>DO THE TELL
Fricking boring.
Fricking based Space Western
Being such Low T, you wouldn't understand.
>watching Star Wars for an interesting plot
I watch Mandalorian to see Din shoot people.
But by the force do I hate Pedro.
The new timeline will also be shit, anon. It's made by the same people, why would the result be any different?
If they retconned a whole trilogy that would be pretty epic.
>retcon
No not 'retcon' just.. alternate timeline. Haha. See? Not retconned.
>just barely acknowledged ever again
I hope OT gays loved the ST. It was made for them after all.
I hope those OT gays got what they deserved for insulting my HECKING prequels!
I loved the PT and the OT. Watched them in numerical order the same day when I was a kid. Feel free to seethe though about how Kid Vader ruined your heckin childhood or Jar Jar just made ya want to kys.
why do they have a spoilers warning what the frick is there to spoil
>posted 4 years ago
When JJ said he wanted to do a movie 'for the fans' he didn't mean 40 year old convention-goers. That was just bullshit to avoid saying 'George's ideas sucked & I didn't want to play second fiddle to that fat goy anyway' and 'we need to make zoomers buy our shit, can't make back $3B pandering to neckbeards'.
The prequels were ass.
Wonder if Rey will crossover into this timeline.
That could be good.. or bad.
Depending on if she's actually written at all this time and not just.. there.
Time travel, different universes, shit like that all feel extremely un-Star Wars in ways I can't even articulate. They just do, like someone learning a magic spell in a Terminator movie.
>Un Star Wars
Has been a thing, was a thing in the EU zoomie. Do you even lore?
I'm 34, read Star Wars books all throughout school, was pretty into the lore before Disney blew it all up. I don't recall any time travel, alternate universe travel, etc. And honestly, I don't really care if you pull The Crystal Star out of your ass, it doesn't change anything about what I said. Someone releasing a Terminator tranime where John Connor starts shooting fireballs out of his dick and summons a pegasus doesn't make it feel any less like Terminator.
>alternate universe travel
Did you forget about the higher dimension beings that Leia encounters in a moon she crash landed? Seriously, I'm not fricking with you
That Alan Moore comic is kino, but I don't think it was canon.
>A shape! I've thrown a shape! I've invented form! I've invented mass! Oh, cleverest Tilotny!
Frick the EU.
>t. Kathleen Kennedy
Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit
That's because NuWars is just more EU homosexualry by another name.
still better than Marvel...I mean Disney Star Wars.
My favorite thing is how Kathleen Kennedy said they had no source material to draw from and then they literally pulled Clone Palpatine out of the EU story.
Where did their failure bring them?
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Time_travel/Legends
>Only canon time travel is people travelling to the future through hyperspace
>time travel Multiverse homosexualry
It's inevitable because the same people own and work on every franchise. They'll run out of ideas.
Captcha - 0NGASM
Sorry, anon. I find it hard to give a shit. Gave up on the Mandalorian halfway through the first season.
All of nu Wars is the "dark timeline" and the ST will always be a part of it. The ST will NEVER be retconned.
It will be and when it does I expect you to kneel and suck my wiener pretty bot.
No, they will keep giving you false hope, but it will never happen. You deserve to be laughed at.
Still not watching
Frick Disney. But people who act like the EU didn't have some extremely off-brand, moron moments can get fricked too.
>people who act like the EU didn't have some extremely off-brand, moron moments
Good thing those strawmen you made don't exist.
I mean the anger youtubers act like that. I know they're pretending but pretending to be moronic doesn't make you less stupid
wheres my kyle katarn movie
Kyle Katarn always was and always will be trash. His games are good, but the character himself is EU of the time personified.
In 2022? Right here.
Rogue One (2016)
I don't care about this shit unless I get to see her fat orange clam.
There have only ever been 4 good star wars movies
3,4,5, and 6?
One of the benefits of casting Rosario Dawson as Ahsoka is that Rosario Dawson has done full frontal nudity, including a fully visible vegana. Because Rosario Dawson's body is now the canon body for Ahsoka in the milf stages of her life, we have now also seen Ahsoka's canonical vegana.
Her slit is longer than her head tails.
You should write a wookiepedia entry about it, because that's canon.
Has anyone shooped that Rosario Dawson nude with Ahsoka's head tentacles and orange skin?
I've seen a few attempts, but none that pass my quality requirements. I'll stick to art of Ahsoka sucking Barriss' toes and getting her lekku sucked in return, for now.
...link?
Not them but take a Ahsoka x Barriss pic from me friend.
I shooped her as a teenager from that one movie, just to show what CW Ahsoka would look like. I actually don't find mature Rosario all that hot, but she would have made a got teen/tween Ahsoka.
>I know multiverse killed comics and is killing the Marvel franchise, so, what if we implement the same idea on the Star War franchise?
>Star Wars Multiverse
Once again, Star Trek fans are malding.
I'm a Trek and Wars fan, both sides are just beaten down and tired, a man hanging by his wrists in a torture chamber while the israelites approach with another hot poker.
Didn't read. .
Lol its so creatively bankrupt they're blatantly stealing from other franchises.
>lorelet exposes themselves yet again
lol every time.
>/wars/ you were right about me. Tell your sister you were right.
Blessed
Heh.
Kino.
This, it's a complete monkey's paw and Filoni will open the floodgates that will destroy Star Wars even more than he and Kathleen already have.
how is this any different from canon tiers in the EU
everyone sane just picked what they liked and discarded what they didn't to form their own preferred canon I don't see how this multiverse thing is any different
Because the difference is when the EU was good it was really good.
Nothing Disney has made has been good.
there's plenty of good stuff in new-eu, the fact that you have a personal vendetta against all things disney doesn't make it impossible for them to occasionally make good content
There's plenty of mediocre stuff in Disney canon.
Nothing has actually reached the level of being good.
I don't have a vendetta, it's just the truth.
Its just popular to shit on Disney, the one time Cinemaphile follows the popular path. Ironic really.
>one time
fricking please, this place is as hive minded as reddit ever was
Did you ever stop to think that maybe they get shit on because nothing they make is good?
have a nice day mouse shill
Examples? Please, I'm being genuine. The closest I've come to liking the new shit is the Mandolorian. Things like Kenobi as a genuine embarrassment on the brand.
You lost Rian, get over it.
?t=4
It was actually opened a while back Rebels has a whole arc about force gates that let you travel in time. The kid hero of the show saves Ahsoka's life the the last second by pulling her through one just as Vader canonically would have delivered the finishing blow.
In fact, if they do go with OPs multiverse shit, this will likely be the 'moment' that created the Mandoverse/Filoniverse. The STverse would be where Ahsoka died, so Luke never met her, Mando never got Yeed to Luke, and any other changes her not being alive would cause.
Revan bros, we will have a true master of the force on screen!
Even Disney is so embarrassed by the new trilogy that they want to erase it and try again? Sounds fake.
Didn't read.
Can't wait for the Rick and Morty cross over
do you not understand that not all multiverses are the same universe
There is literally no reason to not to expect the hack writers at Disney to cross over Guardians of the Galaxy, Rick and Morty, and Star Wars, and any number of other properties. The multiverse creates a carte blanche where they can do anything and everything, even if the most likely scenario is they keep retconning what happens between RoTS and ANH for the next two decades.
Honestly, it would be stupid for them not to do it since it would easily rake in several billion dollars no matter how stupid the plot. It's not like what they're going to make will be any better or worse. Any possibility of artistic integrity and expression in the franchise left when Lucas sold it.
I want a Star Wars movie where Darth Vader ends up going through a wormhole when he spins out at the end of the first movie then winds up in the same universe 50 years later and just wrecks shit.
Can anyone explain why they are pushing the idea of a multiverse so hard in practically every form of media now?
It beats trying to attract fans to completely new characters living in completely new worlds; that's risky and hard work.
Because Rick and Morty is popular.
1) They are out of ideas and unable to create anything original 2) They have successful multibillion dollar franchises they want to milk for everything it's worth and 3) They are following the source material since comic books already had mulitverses and crossover clusterfricks when they ran out of ideas and failed to generate anything original
Trying to get the masses used to the idea before ~~*they*~~ reveal that we are living in a real life multiverse
Don't care.
Didn't ask.
Literally who cares anymore? Star Wars is dead until they reboot the Disney era.
I swear I seen homies write better star wars stories on Fanfiction.net then Disney. You literally homosexuals defending them choke on a dick and die. Watching Disney destroy the show I loved turned me off on star wars I stopped giving a shit.
>That scene where she's completely nude.
If only we could get Katee and Rosario to act this out
I've never seen a gimmick become old as fast as this multiverse/alternate timeline shit, it's fricking obnoxious how they want to force this garbage everywhere.
Being more like Star Trek is the best thing Star Wars can do at this point honestly
This was set up in Rebels (and to a lesser extent, TCW under George Lucas)
The planet Mortis, which has a deep connection to the Force and where time runs differently.
Dagobah was also retconned into a similar planet, but to be fair I don't mind it because the retcon was to explain why Luke seemingly got months of Jedi training over the course of ESB when it should have been days.
Mortis in TCW establishes Anakin as the one true Chosen One and was the first place Qui-Gon was able to reconnect to the living realm. This was all under George Lucas.
Then in Rebels, the addition was made that in the world between worlds, connected right to Mortis, there are gateways where you can see the past.
Now the catch here, is that it was NOT presented as time travel in the traditional sense. In the episode, it's presented more like Prisoner of Azkaban rules - That whatever happened, happened - just some elements happened out of linear order. (IE; Ahsoka always survived her fight with Vader, as we see her at the end of Twilight of the Apprentice - we just didn't know she survived because Ezra fricked around outside of time and things happened out of order)
So does it indicate a timeline split? No, but the door is always open for the easy retcon if they get desperate, and frankly I wouldn't blame them. I know Filoni has started to get a bad wrap here and some other places, a lot of the times seemingly in bad faith to taint Disney further, but his stuff is the only Star Wars that consistently feels like real Star Wars, warts and all. George wasn't perfect either. But TCW, Mandalorian, and even Rebels have felt like true Star Wars to me, and the further away from George and Filoni DIsney went, the worse it always got.
So whatever he does with the Ahsoka show, I bet it'll be better than the ST and even the Kenobi mess.
I didn't bother laughing at star wars movies, simply put every single one disney bullshit or not has put me to sleep.
Grandparents have outlasted me on disney and otherwise boring ass star wars movies. You suck, deal with it.
How could I laught as such bullshit when it put me to sleep in the first place?