*steps up to the microphone*
Yeah hello? Is this thing on? Yeah hi, can we finally get some actual dads in animation? Preferably in the mold of Ward Cleaver and Benton Quest.
I mean, it's been 40 years already. Even anime has badass dads like Goku.
The Virgin Bluey vs the Chad Chip Chilla
gay
Dad gay
Yes cartoon dads are gays aren't they?
No.
Yes let's continue on with dads who are either fat slobs or pencil necked dweebs.
Exactly.
>Even anime has badass dads like Goku.
Oh, please, he'd sell out his sons and all the Earth just for a fight and a bite to eat.
>toughening up your kid is a bad thing
Is this supposed to rip on Bandit as well? Cause if so, he perhaps one of the best fathers seen in the past 20 years.
Even before that, he was shoving Gohan aside to take all the major fights for himself, because he just can't help himself.
Which ones in particular?
Mainly all the dragging battles with Cell and Buu, because Toriyama is a hack who should've stuck solely to drawing smiley faces on slimes.
Low blow
Both Cell and Buu were considered world ending threats. Stuff like this had to be taken care of by known other than Goku and Vegeta as they were the strongest at the time. And to say he didn't care, he not only sacrifices himself, he literally comes back, in spirit, to help Gohan defeat Cell. As for Buu, I don't remember much about it since it wasn't as memorable as the other fights. To say he only cares about fights is a bit of an understatement
Do you mean the scene where he was dressed up by his daughters as a way to tease him for the teasing he did prior? Or the episode Horsey Ride were both Stripe and Bandit dressed up in wedding clothes to partake in a fake wedding for the kids enjoyment? Anon, he's a father of two girls. That's going to be seen. Ask anyone who has kids that are primarily daughters and they will tell you that is something you will encounter. It still worlds beyond the moronic Hollywood trope of Dumb fat deadbeat dad who can't hold a job and may or may not hate his family that has been going on for decades shown in shows like Family Guy, TAWOG, American Dad, The Simpsons, Fairly Odd Parents (where both of the parents are idiots btw), Adventure Time with Finn's true father, etc.
>Family Guy, TAWOG, American Dad, The Simpsons, Fairly Odd Parents (where both of the parents are idiots btw), Adventure Time with Finn's true father, etc.
They still had some masculinity on them
>Being a dumb deadbeat dad who can't hold a job, may or may not hate his family, acks like a jackass towards his friends and other relatives as well as being a huge degenerate and sleeping with other women
>Masculine
I don't say this often but please do not reproduce
Have your final (You)
Can you really call any Disney Channel or Nickelodeon dad masculine?
The dad from Ren and Stimpy was pretty chad.
He literally acts like a gay in front of his children to get them to play with him
>he perhaps one of the best fathers seen in the past 20 years.
That's not saying much given his competition
It's funny that people remember Ward Cleaver as badass, when him being sort of cowardly to his boss is a running joke in the series.
Goku saved Hercule over Gohan, he's shit father lmao
Still a better father than James Possible, Jack Fenton, Bob Parr, etc.
You make this thread every day
There are twitter outrage threads, east vs west threads and fetish threads every day yet no one complains about those.
>Even anime has badass dads like TARDKU The Kissless, Neglectful Father.
Bejitabro btw not sure if that's relevant or not
>OP doesn't care if they're good parents, he just wants them to be mascooline
Lmao, what an utter fricking homosexual.
Yes and? Masculinity is important for fathers.
>industrycuck and /dbs/tards crossover
is this what full moronation looks like
Isn't it great?
A reminder that the standard for modern fictional fathers was set by Al Bundy, who isn't Cinemaphile, so if anything, blame him.
Technically it was the Honeymooners, which is still not Cinemaphile related but directly influenced shows like Flintstones.
Ralph wasn't a father, though.
NNNOOO STRAIGHT WHITE SHITTY DADS ARE OPPRESSED NNNOOO
Watching Kim Possible and Danny Phantom made me not want to be a dad.
This but with me and Inside Out
Same
We get it, you're misogynist, just go gay already.
The dads were shit and felt like they were mocking me
He kind of already did with those gay RPs of his
moron
…is 50% of what cartoon dads are
Cucks fear the dad slayers.