Steven Universe summed up in one sentence.

Steven Universe summed up in one sentence.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That and Gay Space rocks.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Space Hitler.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that E:R? I love that guy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah he's pretty funny
      did he let that anon ass rape his pussy yet or whatever?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          yknow.....

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He managed to be the only youtuber pewdiepie shouted out to actually get subs from it simply by being transphobic

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Explain

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone's transphobic these days, even MatPat.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Failed Doxxing
              Lmao

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty typical of the rainbow warriors.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Truth

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s funny that even comments know what they’re trying to do.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                they are aware

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Failed Doxxing
              Lmao

              They can’t handle anyone more successful than them. I mean, look at the b***h who doxxed Scott Cawthon, nobody knows about her mediocre shit, and she sure isn’t getting a movie.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ninoma got a movie, I hope she doesn’t too.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          that isn't at all what i asked

          Explain

          usually when pewdiepie shouts out a youtuber, nothing comes of it, either because they're too small/don't make the kinda content people who watch pewdiepie like to see... or it's because people perceive piewdiwpie to be a nazi now.
          pewdiepie shouted out E;R and it actually boosted his channel. i don't think it's because he's "le transphobic" like anon says tho, i think his content is just good and fits with oldschool pediepie's fans' style of humor.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a board for YouTubers? And I don’t mean VTubers.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile - eceleb worship

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see the point, youtube is just a website, just post em based on what they make videos about, yknow cooking on Cinemaphile, building on Cinemaphile, nothing on Cinemaphile because theyre joyless schmucks...

      i just wish we could have a nice cartoon youtuber thread in peace. i don't care if we recommend the good or laugh at the funny, i just don't want it to devolve into e-celeb drama like everything
      so does anyone have any good cartoon youtubers or videos? pic rel is a classic favorite of mine

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same, but the Janny always deletes it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        My personal favorite is the "Legend of Whorra" series

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek yeah it's great, the Avatar Wan series wasn't as good tho but the new stuff is great
          He should do move cartoons

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          the memes and jokes are a bit annoying but he makes some good points. Don't see why he hate's madoka and breaking bad though?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you watch his videos?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes, otherwise I wouldn't of said what I said

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                k

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of the funniest reviews I watched.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same, he's one of my favorites.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember when I thought the racism was all just jokes.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's racist?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mars Reviews was my favorite cartoon reviewer, mostly because he didn't take himself seriously unlike every other autist in the community. And his videos were actually funny. But he stopped posting ever since his YouTube was hacked. I miss him

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know a RWBY review video? All I remember is that he plays "You are a c**t" when Yang refers to Summer as "Ruby's mom". I will like to find it again, I hope it wasn't deleted.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No I don't, I recall FatManFalling made some pretty nice reviews about the first few seasons but then shit the bed and his last couple sucked, and now he doesn't make em anymore

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds hilarious, I hope you find it anon.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like Vexed Viewer, he hates Yang.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Every sane person hates Yang.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              True

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like her because she is hot

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So basically every female Cinemaphile character

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, Yang has sexy tomboy appeal and I like how she cares for Blake.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i just wish we could have a nice cartoon youtuber thread in peace
        I just find most of them boring as frick tbh

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        recommend more funny or interesting cartoon youtubers pls
        as for my tax

        it's not really for a cartoon, it's a game, but it's based on a cartoon and it made me laff

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come on /incel/ - Internet Celebrity board make it happen

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nonsense, we need 5 more Cinemaphile related trial boards out to die while the main board is still an overloaded cesspool.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't the fear that it'll just turn into the Farms with constant dox attempts if it's general e-celeb?
        I'd say just make /yt/- Youtube.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >/incel/
        Might as well be Cinemaphile's new name.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      we should have an /incel/ internet celebrities' board but i don't think the juice is worth the squeeze for the site, imagine having to deal with anonymous posters trying to dox people 24/7 for no monetary compensation.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >magine having to deal with anonymous posters trying to dox people 24/7 for no monetary compensation.
        So twitter?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >twitter
          >anonymous
          hah, no, it's practically mandatory to dox yourself on there
          this would be more like a certain new zealandian bird herding forum we know, except, and i can't believe i'm saying this about someplace on Cinemaphile, but it would actually be less unpleasant and autistic
          seriously, this is exactly why we don't have an e-celeb board

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There should be, but it's likely too risky.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cinemaphile autism cannot be trusted.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess you’re right.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The filler wasn't good, but you know what else wasn't good? Everything else. Why complain just about the filler when substance was also bad?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the filler was 70% of the show.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        YUP

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    speaking of youtubers, i miss Kr1tikal's old cartoon "analysis'", they were pretty fun
    the man was hilarious idk what happened that turned him into a fricking npc but i don't wanna think or talk about it, just watch old vids

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see the point, youtube is just a website, just post em based on what they make videos about, yknow cooking on Cinemaphile, building on Cinemaphile, nothing on Cinemaphile because theyre joyless schmucks...

      i just wish we could have a nice cartoon youtuber thread in peace. i don't care if we recommend the good or laugh at the funny, i just don't want it to devolve into e-celeb drama like everything
      so does anyone have any good cartoon youtubers or videos? pic rel is a classic favorite of mine

      Currently watching Kr1tikal's Joshua series
      Not really Christmas but eeeeeh it's bible stuff, close enough

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Filler" is when an animation studio that's adapting another form of media has to put the main plot on hold in order for its source material to make more. Steven Universe isn't adapting anything so it can't have filler. The truth is it's just a bad cartoon with horrible pacing issues.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually for real, "filler" is any material made to fill in the piece of media between plot point when there wasn't enough planned to begin with
      yes it can apply to adapted media but it can also apply to original media if the "planned material" isn't enough

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm of the mind that the crew deliberately made townie eps because of "artistic vision" or whatever, not because they were meant to fill episode slots
        Don't understand the gays who felt entitled to some serialized adventure from a kid's show with a running time of 10 minutes, whose episodes could be re-aired in random order

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you know anything about the production of this show, there was hardly a "vision", everyone on the crew wanted to do their own thing and passive aggressively wrangled it from one another
          Most "writing" was in the form of storyboards that they had to sit down and draw, usually as a first and final draft after deciding on a vague premise, which means they were basically sat in the room side-eyeing eachother forcing in their own thing wondering who will give in first in fear of having to redo too much
          It was honestly a miserable state, like the fricking popular girls' table in an elementary school lunch room, I shudder to envision myself there

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            source?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                this isn't actually a bad way to write a show, going straight to storyboard lets you iron out gags and scenes that RELY on visual presentation and timing. the technique itself is great.
                the problems stem from the fact that
                1. steven universe is meant to have an overarching plot, it's not a gag-a-week comedy toon, and yes, you can still make storyboards your script, but that requires lotsa planning and writing and rewriting and reworking
                and that leads to problem number 2. no one involved in the show WANTED to do that. everyone on the team wanted to bum around, they never wanted to make a cartoon, they wanted to "be the girl that made a cartoon" do ya know what i'm saying? all the status, none of the work, they thought it'd be like a little get together with friends where they doodle their OCs and drink frappes, they didn't expect to put in effort and they CERTAINLY didn't expect to have to... *gag*... "work together??? with people who have different ideas than me????????? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!"

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >S.U
            >vision
            lmao
            it is clear as day the show had no "vision" and just made shit up along the way.

            SU did have an overarching vision, Sugar was just a fricking moron and let her boarders fill in the gaps while assuming the show would get 9 - 10 full seasons despite the network regularly fricking with its airing and clearly not liking all the gay shit. She basically allowed it to meander and the show suffered hard as a result.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >S.U
          >vision
          lmao
          it is clear as day the show had no "vision" and just made shit up along the way.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it is clear as day the show had no "vision" and just made shit up along the way.
            Just like Helluva Boss.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yup

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              star vs also comes to mind

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Although the "townie episodes" were part of the original vision of the show, you could often tell when the next major event wasn't scheduled until the season finale so they were just sorta killing time. It wasn't even just the townie episodes. There was a lot of stuff like Malachite where it felt like "we have to ignore this because the plan says Lapis isn't allowed to come back until after Peridot is an established character".

          Steven Universe is a good example of why planning out the series in advance isn't always a good thing. Every season had a series of vague bulletpoints that had to be done in exactly this season. Season... 5, was it?, was the worst example of it. The plan they had laid out for that season just didn't give the writers anything fresh to work with, so they were forced to pad it out with stories using the same handful of elements that have been around for the last 100 episodes. They weren't interesting or feel like the person writing it just REALLY wanted to tell the story. They just existed.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            more like they didn't plan enough in advance, with what to fill in between each major plot point

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually for real, "filler" is any material made to fill in the piece of media between plot point when there wasn't enough planned to begin with
      yes it can apply to adapted media but it can also apply to original media if the "planned material" isn't enough

      I'm of the mind that the crew deliberately made townie eps because of "artistic vision" or whatever, not because they were meant to fill episode slots
      Don't understand the gays who felt entitled to some serialized adventure from a kid's show with a running time of 10 minutes, whose episodes could be re-aired in random order

      Filler is more stuff that doesn't matter to the overall plot. Like, Future boy zoltron, did mr frowny matter at all to the plot about space hitler invasion?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Future Boy Zoltron introduced Garnet's precognitive powers. It DID matter to the plot. Every episode in season 1 was setting up something later except the storytime with Garnet episode which was just there to foreshadow the existence of Ruby and Sapphire.

        The episodes introduced recurring plot points, powers, abilities, characters, locations, etc. The episodes might not have spent much time on the shit they introduced, but they basically served to keep later shit from being treated as unexplained ass-pulls. Season 1 of Steven Universe was tight as shit narratively in that regard. You couldn't pull a single fricking episode without something then being unexplained later. Even the episode that's just a bunch of what ifs was there to establish Garnet could pass her precognition to others which would later be a plot point.

        I'm not saying Steven Universe didn't do a metric shitton of dicking around, but it absolutely did not have filler. Frick's sake, even the fricking Uncle Grandpa episode was when Steven masters his shield.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Future boy zoltron was a season 4 episode, we already were introduced to garnets power. He specifically asked her to use them so he could play the part.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wait, shit, I was thinking of the arcade episode from season 1. It's been a while, alright.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one sentence.
    actually that's a fragment

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heh

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk the show definitely had some weird ass pacing at times but I wouldn’t call the normie world building episodes filler. They were just weirdly placed/paced

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yah

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    speaking of Steven Universe reviewers, what's E;R's hebrew clone - EZ PZ - doing now?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        E Z in thread?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idk

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crying space matriarch lesbians and their pet human simp adventures.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Much better

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    There actually isn't any real filler on SU, like most modern Western cartoons they were inspired by anime without really understanding anime.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/pbnop5/i_made_a_list_of_all_episodes_you_need_to_watch/

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care what reddit says

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steven Universe honestly didn't have that much filler at all. I just watched through it and it was waaaay less than something like Adventure Time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No reason for the ratio of towny episodes to gem episodes to be so off

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just watched
      Cool. Now try watching it once a day then taking 5 months in between the weekly viewing,

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the first season when the show was about how they went on adventures to ancient temples and fought monsters for magical artifacts?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I member!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the hollywood homosexuals who made this show were so angry that people loved remembering older better things that they literally made a meme to mock it
        what a couple a tools
        remember when south park was good? i remember

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was more about how nostalgia-baity modern media is.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'd believe it if it didn't come from those two schmucks and actually sounded like it was criticizing their own industry more than the average layman
            Matt and Trey are hollywood snakes masquerading as down to earth country folk

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Matt and Trey are hollywood snakes masquerading as down to earth country folk
              What did they do?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      While Steven stayed in Beach City?

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tension between gay exes
    >Everyone sings to let out their feelings
    >Little straight white boy ends up resolving the drama conflict between the adults
    >Written by Rebecca Sugar
    This was basically the backdoor pilot for Steven Universe right?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. The big problem is that Rebecca Sugar just couldn't write a silly episodic comedy to save her life. She just had to explore the characters and give them depth. Then every other writer had to deal with the fact that the show's main villain was now a grandpa with alzeimers, so they couldn't use him to drive the plot anymore.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Then every other writer had to deal with the fact that the show's main villain was now a grandpa with alzeimers, so they couldn't use him to drive the plot anymore.
        Ice King never drove the plot, The Lich was always the big villain where important events happened

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Slice of Life
    >Original Animation
    >Filler
    OP's mother should have dropped them on their head a few more times to knock the stupid out of them.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look at steven universe's episode guide because of this thread
    >thought that i stopped watching at season 4 but apparently i watched it in its entirety
    >the year it ended was also coincidentally the year i stopped being an asocial sperg
    also, i think i'm just nostalgiagayging but season 1 and 2 feel more memorable than the rest, season 3 had its moments, but i completely memory-holed 4 and 5

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not just nostalgiagayging, that's the general consensus.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >look at steven universe's episode guide because of this thread
        >thought that i stopped watching at season 4 but apparently i watched it in its entirety
        >the year it ended was also coincidentally the year i stopped being an asocial sperg
        also, i think i'm just nostalgiagayging but season 1 and 2 feel more memorable than the rest, season 3 had its moments, but i completely memory-holed 4 and 5

        Genuinely loved the pilot and it was all downhill from there.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm starting to think "nostalgiagayging" is a form of gaslighting made to convince people things were never better and they should stop complaining
        hell, i know for a fact nostalgia can cloud your vision, but it's so often said about things that have actually gotten noticeably worse that it's starting to feel like an industry psyop

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of it is basically gaslighting. There's some shit I liked as a kid that I know I wouldn't like now but have nostalgic memories for, while a lot of shit's genuinely held up. Handwaving anything held in high regard as just nostalgiahomosexualry is pure moronation and an appeal to recency bias though. It's especially funny when it's something I only just experienced for the first time recently and then get accused of nostalgiagayging, especially if it's from something that was before I was even born. Yeah it's just my nostalgia that really makes me appreciate Hitchwiener movies lmao.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's especially funny when it's something I only just experienced for the first time recently and then get accused of nostalgiagayging
            This, there's some stuff i watched all at once because I don't have cable, things like KOTH, Steven Universe, South Park, Futurama, etc... And whenever I say the older seasons were better people blame it on nostalgia. What nostalgia, c**t? I went through those in couple months at most, frick off.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not very good.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The OP or the show?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your mom

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick did they have to focus on townies so much? I'm pretty sure that nobody cared about anything other than gem stuff. If they had to have filler, it could've just featured all or some of the main 4 every time.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's even funnier is none of them even mattered by the final seasons(I'm including future). All that shitty build up, all that side character development, fricking Lars getting some of Steven's powers and they just dropped all that shit like flies in the end.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lars should of been pounding padparadsha's gemussy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute dog

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you took the basic overall premise of the show and made it in the 80's or 90's instead of 2010's, it could have made for a great action cartoon.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright we faffed around for long enough let's get to what the OP actually wanted this thread to be about
    where's the E;R porn

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually prefer the filler to the storyline

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're still seething about SU?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are

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