I hope Pratt is right
please, please, please be good, I can't fricking wait
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I hope Pratt is right
please, please, please be good, I can't fricking wait
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I reckon he’ll be fine as Mario
Will he do an Italian voice?
no, his mario won't even be italian but normal
I'm italian and I'll be mad as frick if he doesn't
I thought mario was a Mexican
Mario is canonically a Mexican.
Unironically, he is Albanian
He'll do the Mario voice, then cough awkwardly and then switch to a regular voice with a "what was that" funny expression.
They're going to massacre my boy Charles Martinet and I'm going to be so mad.
NNNNOOOO YOU'RE GIVING THEM IDEAS
No, Mario is no longer Italian. He's normal now.
Oh thank God for that. I was worried we'd get a repeat of Bob Hoskins' performance.
His nationality doesn't matter, Mario can unite us.
>Illumination
>Celebrity stunt casting
>Probably will have dance numbers
It'll be cheap and mediocre at best, that's Illumination's entire brand.
>It'll be cheap and mediocre
excuse me? animation is on the same level as Pixar/Disney is not better, they only need a great story
Illumination films are made for like 1/3rd the budget of Pixar, who's always on the cutting edge of 3D animation considering they literally invented the tech lmao
>
excuse me? animation is on the same level as Pixar/Disney is not better, they only need a great story (You)
>Illumination films are made for like 1/3rd the budget of Pixar
it could be 1/100 of the budget, it looks even better than pixar
Pixar hasn't made a decent film since the first 15 minutes of UP.
Based and truth-pilled.
Up is what killed Pixar tbh, they've been chasing its success ever since
lol, the same level
lmao
yes
>Probably will have dance numbers
Nice I love those
>capeshit meets bing bing wahoo
you just know they're not going to let the damsel in distress trope go ahead, peach will be a troony or some kind of strong indepedent whamen that saves mario
You jest but Peach being a capable hero is old as 1988.
>implying Mario isn't capeshit
He even wears capes.
It will be fine. This is a nintendo propety remember. While it might not be kino, it will surely be harmless. A bad mario movie wouldnt be good for video game sales, and its not like Mario is a dying IP they are trying to milk before they shelf him.
If it's anything like Nu-Nijtendo it'll be shallow, empty, short and barebones like Mario Odyssey, Mario Kart 8, Breath of the Wild and Pikmin 3
It'd be pretty funny if Pratt came out and said
>I just saw the teaser trailer for the very first time myself. What a load of old shit, I wouldn't even bother watching it once it came to streaming. This one looks VERY tedious.
It would be interesting for sure im surprise Donkey Kong and Cranky Kong will be in it even tho they not Mario characters
It'll take you out of the movie once you hear Seth Rogens nasty israelite laugh either way
>even tho they not Mario characters
>I am simply bown away. You will be too, i promise you.
did they bring back Bob Hoskins?
SAUTEE YOUR MUSHROOMS AND COMB YOUR STACHES FOR SOMETHING SUPER
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
>movie starts
>Illumination logo with a bunch of minions dressed as Goombas, Yoshi, Toad, etc incoherently babbling
Did that just happen?! Awwwkwaaarrrrrdddd
I hope it's set in the Mushroom Kingdom and isn't an awful real world integration like the Sonic or Pokemon films were.
I don't want to see ANY humans other than those in the games. NO ORIGINAL CHARACTERS.
You're going to be SO MAD when they go to the "real world" in the second act, and the rest of the movie is Chris Pratt in overalls
>IN A WORLD
>A SUPER MARIO WORLD
mario's gonna get a feather/cape at the end and save peach with the best powerup that hasn't been seen since 1993
The film will be about Chris Pratt's & Anya Taylor-Joy's "IRL" characters (still CGI but more realistic, not bing bong cartoony) going through a rough spot in their relationship before they get sucked into an old cartridge where they take the roles of Mario and Peach. Every other character (e.g. Luigi) act "normal" as they're natives of the Mushroom Kingdom but Mario and Peach must play the role of outsider as they team up to take down Bowser and rekindle their relationship.
that would be so unbelievably shit
Shut up it sounds better than the first one
Does it, though?
I would laugh very hard if this turned out to be true. Fricking atrocious.
pretty sure miyamoto and his bff chris would have you skinned alive for suggesting this
WHAT A BUMMER
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
Bowser should be voiced by Alex Jones
Alex Jones should have been the voice of MARIO
FREAKING CAPS ARE TURNING OUR FROGS GAY
What would make this a good film?
daisy
princess peach vore
>Make Peach have her usual ditzy blonde personality instead of the American tuff womyn persona
>No pop culture references
>Have jokes and game references that aren't just surface level stuff like le mushroom and le blocks and coins
>Include popular characters that most usual Nintendo fans actually know like Rosalina and Waluigi instead of just the ones that your mom knows
>No modern normie pop music
Too much to ask?
I wonder if there will be any romance between Peach and Mario.
Interesting thought since Nintendo usually tries to avoid that except for the occasional kiss on the nose from Peach. Miyamoto is watching closely on the project so I don't expect it to be too heavy
I wish it were a Japanese studio making the film.
there will be delicious cake
actual good list
>peach
>personality
Her personality is "classic disney princess". Paper Mario isn't canon, and would not be allowed by modern nintendo.
Make it both fun for adults and kids
Rosalina fan service.
Mario with an ak-47.
Luigi smoking weed (because he's green).
>scene where Bowser is riling up all his henchmen with a speech
>in the crowd of goombas and koopas there's one random Minion
would be a funny and soulful gag
Is the minion flossing?
This
This scene
Chris Pratt will go uncredited for that scene just to say it himself
Can't top the live action one.
Movie adaption of SMRPG
Sonic 1 & 2 already BTFO this movie before it even came out
I don't want to watch anything that has Seth Rogen in it.
Something funny about him saying that with the photo from the terminal list
Makes it seem like hes the super serious soldier guy being like yay mario!
Will TJ "Henry" Yoshi make an appearance?
He has a brief cameo to criticise Mario's plan to rescue Peach, as it involves using half an A press to reach a window.
An A press is an A press. You can't say it's a half
>pratt doesnt say 'so long gay bowser!' in the movie
soulless
For anyone who doesn't know, Disney DID make a pitch to Nintendo for the Mario movie. The rumor is that they wanted to subvert expectations with a "feminist" focus where Princess Peach would have to save Mario. No idea what Nintendo's response was but they obviously went with Illumination in the end. One of Disney's art guys posted some concept art on his Instagram, name is Ryan Lang.
Um you DO know that women can have penises, right sweatie?
I like that Bowser wants to save Mario and that Luigi gets to be the Disney Male feminist hero, but I don't like Psycho Karen Peach. It's too obvious.
Yikes, that would have been a disaster. I do like Punished Petey Piranha though.
>man with financial interests in product claims product is great
Woah consoomer bros I’m pissing myself thinking about the newest goyslop!
shut up and let us autists look forward to the first real video game movie
>This one is VERY special
Goddamnit. It's gonna go the TFA route isn't it? Fade from black. Whispers over a montage of scenes implying drama. A grand orchestral score comes in. A quick tease of fricking Bowser.
Screencap this post.
>teaser of a teaser trailer
Just give us the full trailer damn it, I’ve waited this moment for my entire life
I hope it's gritty. Bowser stages a coup and kills some secondary character like Daisy or Luigi, really rips them up as Mario looks on helplessly. Several explicit rape scenes leaving Peach a bruised mess.
Mario hunts down and kills Bowsers children one by one, resulting in further revenge killings from Bowser until a final showdown between the pair. Mario finishes Bowser by swinging him by the tail into a volcano. But he's too late to save Peach who although alive, gives birth to Bowser Jr.
Yeah.
A Mario movie should never be good, unless it’s based on super Mario rpg.
Mario isn't a human he's whatever humanoids are called in the Mushroom Kingdom. Same species as Peach, Rosalina etc. but its not human.
Cast him
OW MY FIREBALLS
Will be WOKE
Miyamoto is a shinto traditionalist he has no time for any bullshit.
Peach will be main character.
Peach will save Mario, its her time
>Illumination
It's shit.
>Minions
>Secret Life of Pets
>Sing
It's over.
Its a Kids movie why do you care if its Good or not?
kids aren't buying mario, it's manchildren who had kids buying mario and forcing it on their kids. the parents will be buying the tickets, the parents don't want to leave their kids alone with pedophiles in the dark so they'll need a ticket to sit with them too, this movie is for pedophile incels with kids