SUPERMAN & LOIS: “Closer”
>SEASON PREMIERE – Clark (Tyler Hoechlin) and Lois (Elizabeth Tulloch) are working together at the Smallville Gazette and are put to test when an undercover assignment reveals a deadly new foe. Meanwhile, the Kent boys find themselves pulled in opposite directions as Jordan (Alex Garfin) discovers what a superhero identity really means and Jonathan (Michael Bishop) searches for purpose beyond the football field. Sam (Dylan Walsh) reclaims his post at the Department of Defense, but struggles with working with Jordan. Lana (Emmanuelle Chriqui) and Kyle (Erik Valdez) redefine their family post-separation, while Sarah (Inde Navarrette) explores what the future holds for her and Jordan now that she knows about his powers. Chrissy (Sofia Hasmik) struggles to balance a new love and her friendship with Lois, and John Henry (Wolé Parks) is haunted by his doppelgänger’s past, leading to dangerous consequences for him and Natalie (Tayler Buck).
GOTHAM KNIGHTS: “Pilot”
>SERIES PREMIERE – Batman is dead, and chaos erupts in Gotham City without the Dark Knight to protect it. In the wake of Bruce Wayne's murder, his adopted son Turner Hayes (Oscar Morgan) is framed for killing the Caped Crusader, along with Duela Doe (Olivia Rose Keegan), the Joker's daughter and an unpredictable fighter and skilled thief who was born in Arkham Asylum and abandoned by her father, streetwise engineer Harper Row (Fallon Smythe) and her clever transgender brother Cullen Row (Tyler DiChiara). With District Attorney Harvey Dent (Misha Collins) and the police hot on their trail, Turner relies on allies including his best friend and formidable coder Stephanie Brown (Anna Lore), and Batman’s unlikely partner Carrie Kelley (Navia Robinson), and soon learns there is a larger, more nefarious force at work, forcing the team of mismatched fugitives to band together to become the next generation of saviors known as the "Gotham Knights."
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time for some gotham knights kino and i guess superman & lois....
>Gotham Knights
No one's actually gonna watch this, right?
>Combined general with Gotham Knights
I feel dirty. Worse than when we were stuck up against Naomi.
I know I'm not.
Definitely wont be worse than Naomi lmao it doesn't look THAT dull
At least Naomi looked pretty frickable.
Don't let the jungle fever override your common sense, anon.
At least they warned us what to expect.
>and her clever transgender brother
You should have stopped at
>Batman is dead
Or at the most
>In the wake of Bruce Wayne's murder, his adopted son Turner Hayes
>Turner Hayes
Did the authors literally took the tumblr meme of "Brad Wayne" and made a show out of it?
Is there even a point watching this after the Bertinelli said this has all been a waste of time?
Guggenheim actually
qrd?
Guggenheim left the Arrowverse after Crisis, and was told by people in WB he could expect new calls for work, but got none, which he blames on Gunn, though the real reason is other israeli execs probably treating him like a bad luck charm after the X-Men Islamist incident, plus Berlanti and Kreisberg getting exposed for pedo/abuse/casting couch shit, which Gug evaded (when one woman tried to smear him others arrived to refute), but is still lumped in by association, since the three worked for years and Gug may have covered for the other two.
Though I don't think Gug's personal lamentations about his career impact the Superman show.
>Still on the Sara bullshit
Of course.
I am so glad i dropped this in the beginning of season 2. Frick Lana's family drama. That shit was like stepping from a cool superhero show into pure depressing estrogen.
>Awesome Superman's gonna be fighting a kryptonian
>cool he's teaching his son to use his powers
>Lois is investigating a cult
>neat Jordan and Jonathan are protecting each other it's like smallville meets supernatural!
>uhhh great? Sarah is talking about her depression.
>Lana Lang is pissed because she's a bad mother
>kyle is being cucked by Clark and can't stop drinking
>Sarah kissed another girl and now thinks she might be gay
>greeeeat
remember how iris being the focus on the flash killed the show? it will happen again and again and again
As much as I think the writers would like to have this show only be about the title family, it's just not how TV works. They have to be sparing with their CGI scenes and action sequences, and they need other drama to fill the season. It is what it is, it's not a 20 page comic. Frankly, I don't know why people still get mad about this stuff when it's what every superhero show has to do. There's not a single example otherwise.
>> inb4 reddit says Agents of Shield
they had tons of dumb side plots with loser characters
Cut to commercial before the scene ended WTF local CW station?!?!
Now its back...
did jonathan get recasted or am i an idiot?
he fricking looks different lol
Different actor.
that confirms it. i knew he looked off
His actor got canned
What? Why?
Yep, previous actor made some weird comments about Covid, mental health and a whole bunch of other things. Followed it up by just quickly quitting with a recast being done fairly soon before the season began filming. May have legitimately been a mental health scare, but who knows. Still better to duck out before whatever was bothering him got worse.
Honestly more curious how the new actor does since it’s now three seasons in with an established character.
Still not as bad as the Elongated Man getting canned because of his previous job as an edgy stand-up comedian, with Grant shitting upon him as if he was the spawn of Satan. James Gunn, of all people, could have emphasized with that one, after his own temporary canning over edgy tweets.
That was the beginning of the end for Flash. Grant plays a pacifist to THIS DAY on that show but went off on Ralph's actor like the hypocritical butthole he is.
Suddenly the whole plotline with Caitlin makes much more sense.
qrd?
>Frost dies taking out the latest threat
>Caitlin goes full mad scientist trying to bring her back
>Barry finds out, destroys her equipment and cuts ties with her
>Caitlin keeps trying anyway, kills herself during experiment but creates a 3rd personality in the process
>Everyone welcomes the newbie with open arms but talks about Caitlin in hushed tones
Gustin literally just shared the showrunner's statement that the network didn't condone racism and sexism in any form and never personally commented on the subject. What is this derangement?
>James Gunn, of all people, could have emphasized with that one,
Maybe but it happened years ago and the Arrowverse is coming to an end. What do you expect Gunn to do?
Sawyer was a breath of fresh air on that show. I hope he gets more work. His firing was bullshit.
I stopped watching after that.
he looks like a skinwalker in the kent home
if they reveal he's actually mr mxyzptlk in disguise that would redeem the entire thing for me
Beppo has kids? Someone actually fricked Beppo? What the frick?
I still don't know why they named her after Supergirl's monkey.
She is C U T E
Are you fricking kidding me?
(Calls FBI)
"She's" a man
>his adopted son Turner Hayes
Huh?
Why not Dick,Tim or Damian? Even Jason. Who the frick is Turner Hayes?
They wanted a characterr, who was not a vigilante before Bruce's death, but a party guy, and created one. Literally the Brad Wayne meme though.
What the frick is Brad Wayne
I am guessing it’s not Dick, Tim or Jason due to the (soon ending) Titans show on HBO Max and Damian may have been too difficult to establish as an ‘upstart crimefighter’ due to being a trained-from-birth assassin. Likewise someone may have had the head’s up Damian would be the Robin of choice for the DCU-adjacent films.
Spoilers for real
Joe Chill's son allegedly.
If true, to what end would Bruce do that?
Mercy. To show, probably to himself, that he's the better man.
>Riverdale has time travel now
what the actual frick?
>drawing the line at time travel but not alternate realities
>You're supposed to be in jail! This isn't Gotham!
Damn, Clark.
Oh shit! Onomatopoeia?
Yep the vegana face themself
Remember when they didn't let Arrow use him?
Arrow could use him, they just couldn't make his gimmick work in live-action.
>Finally get to see Beppo's bra
Not like this, bros...
So, Onomatopoeia, or Apokolips shenanigans?
It can always be both.
KINO TIME
>another ginger sacrificed for race swapping
Cry on twitter about it
GOTHAM KNIGHTS OF PAIN MOVIE TIME
What stream are you watching?
that was supposed to be Bruce? LMAOOOOOOO
I don't have the hate boner for this show everyone seems to have already, but they really should've thought that through. If they don't have the rights or budget to show Batman, depicting him as a guy in a suit with a 3D printed half-mask really isn't the way to go.
Same
Also if Turner is Joe Chill's biological kid does that Doug Bradley is only in flashbacks?
Depends if Chill is alive in the present day.
>Olive Silverlock
Was not expecting that shout out.
Does anyone care enough to spoil who the villain of the season is going to be?
court of owls
Is there no commercial that Snoop Dogg won't do lmao
yep, this show is not for me. have fun everyone
Enjoying it more than current Flash and especially freaking Naomi.
Also looks like they cut some scenes from the trailer for time.
>Everyone just unanimously celebrates Bruce as a hero
That's a pleasant surprise. Bizarre, but pleasant.
>Mutant gang
For frick's sake...
If Carrie is alive, that tracks atleast
Gotham used them too.
>Batman is dead, and chaos erupts in Gotham City without the Dark Knight to protect it.
They've been playing that card since the 90's with Knightfall and I've never understood the rationale, especially since nobody's actually afraid of Batman anymore and he's treated more like a nuisance by regular crooks.
He's treated as a nuisance by the rogues, regular mooks and gangs still fear him
>Don't use his deadname
>Maybe I'm not a dick.
>batcave is literally 3 standard office computer monitors
>all computers still running Windows XP
>Turner relies on allies including his best friend and formidable coder Stephanie Brown (Anna Lore)
Since when does Steph code?
Since a couple of years ago.
Fair enough.
Since Tynion wrote her, though it seemed more because Tim taught her than her knowing it herself.
>another universe where batman killed joker
And that's a good thing.
It almost feels like this was supposed to be in the Arrowverse before rewrites. Dead Bruce, dead Joker, Dent still not being Two-Face and being teased in Batwoman and Flash, etc.
God, these kids are annoying. Especially Duela.
Yeah, the CW have no idea how to write dialogue for teen characters.
>and her clever transgender brother
Is Gotham Knights (the game) good?
It's mediocre.
no. Batgirl does have a nice ass though
Babs is a pawg?
Always has been.
imagine the caretaker who had to wipe up the shit from that massive brapper
It's fine as a time waster long as you don't expect another Arkham. It's balanced pretty differently and only Batgirl plays somewhat like Bruce. Everyone has some nice outfits too.
So is this it's own thing or based on something or what?
Oh my, corrupt cops in the GCPD, didn't see that coming
I thought CW teens were supposed to be hot.
Why is Carrie not in a Robin costume? Why does this show look so shitty?
>Why does this show look so shitty?
you do know you're watching the CW...right?
>Still doing that dumb poem shit
>blimp aesthetic
too bad it's wasted on this show
How long before the Court jobs and the true big bad reveals themselves?
UPCOMING EPISODES
3x02: Uncontrollable Forces (March 21, 2023)
>Clark and Chrissy both notice a small crack in Lois' game face. Sarah and Jordan have an awkward encounter. Lana receives a panicked phone call.
3x03: In Cold Blood (March 21, 2023)
>Lois and Chrissy pursue a new lead in the Mannheim investigation against Clark's wishes. Jonathan, Jordan and Natalie's attempt at a kind gesture is complicated by an unexpected obstacle. Lana, Kyle and Sarah adjust to their own new normal.
Lex
At least he's a redhead, but why do we keep getting bearded Lexes?
that was a shockingly graphic beheading for CW holy shit
they did shit like that all the time on supernatural
Never seen Supernatural. Don't have the time to sit thru 15 seasons.
>Don't have the time to sit thru 15 seasons.
>Had time to watch Gotham Knights
why would you lie like that?
>1 episode vs hundreds
There you go.
28 and never cared for Supernatural. Sue me kek
You only need the first 5.
Zoom zoom detected.
It's funny, because as long a they aren't human, you can get away with graphic harm against them, but if it's a person, FCC doesn't like that shit
It was literally that Talon decapitating the Harbor goon from Gotham season 3 again.
Speaking of Gotham, that "This Season" preview had the EXACT SAME Blackgate model from that show.
Definitely some canon adjacent sequel to that show...besides the Wayne killer not being Matches Malone.
they're just reusing assets to save money lol
One of the producers worked in Gotham.
frick. Missed the season premiere
UPCOMING EPISODES
01x02: Scene of the crime (March 21, 2023)
>THE SEARCH FOR ANSWERS – In an attempt to clear their names, Turner, Duela, Cullen, Harper and Carrie head back to the scene of the crime in search of Bruce Wayne's journals. Meanwhile, as Harvey digs into the investigation, he begins to wonder if Turner is innocent after all. Stephanie is brought in for questioning after the GCPD suspect she may be helping Turner.
01x03: Under Pressure (March 28, 2023)
>TAKING DOWN THE MUTANTS — After their leader is taken down by Carrie, the Mutant Gang retaliates against Gotham by taking hostages at the annual Founder's Gala, forcing Turner, Duela and Harper to come out of hiding to save the people. Meanwhile, Cullen infiltrates the GCPD after the team uncovers a possible connection between the Court of Owls and the death of another Wayne family member. Harvey makes a big decision about his future.
01x04: Of Butchers and Betrayals (April 4, 2023)
01x05: More Money, More Problems (April 11, 2023)
01x06: A Chill in Gotham (April 18, 2023)
>After fifty years of rotting on death row, Joe Chill (guest star Doug Bradley) is scheduled to be executed. But Gotham’s notorious “Patron Saint of Criminals” is not about to let his secrets die with him.
01x07: Bad to be Good (April 25, 2023)
01x08: Belly of the Beast (May 2, 2023)
01x09: Dark Knight of the Soul (May 9, 2023)
01x10: Poison Pill (TBA)
01x11: Daddy Issues (TBA)
01x12: City of Owls (TBA)
01x13: TBA - SEASON FINALE (TBA)
How much do you wanna bet Bruce will get a Lazarus bath before the season ends and does the whole "You've done better than I have fighting crime, Turner" and leaves the city
I'm expecting Hush to have been killed in his place, but the end result is probably going to be the same. Especially since Bruce was apparently close to 60 in this version.
>Hush
Strongly doubt that.
I think regardless it will be some twist that some sad dumbass intern took his place and Bruce made the guy die to protect himself. And for that, he might quit.
>I let one of my employees get plastic surgery to look like me cause some Talon is after my ass so the intern dies instead of me, and for that guilt or justification to retire...I quit
>Strongly doubt that.
Any reason why?
Hush is gonna be The Batman 2 and he was just in Batwoman a couple years ago. We're not getting 3 for 3 Hush's in the span of 3 or 4 years.
More likely the Court will take Bruce's corpse to turn him into a Talon, and once the kids kill the first Talon they'll unleash Bruce on them.
I like this idea better. Maybe they gott the same Lazarus juice from Bruno Mannheim.
isn't this literally the plot from the Gotham Knights game?
>I just wanted to see Superman do Superman things
>three seasons later I'm somehow deeply invested in Kyle Cushing and Chrissy Beppo becoming an item
God, it's like I'm reading 90s Superman comics where the supporting cast was half the appeal.
I don't see how anyone can enjoy this awful UNHOLY and HORRID final season of The Flash... but Gotham Knights is somehow "worse"?
6/10 easily. Flash fans love to cope.
It's not a contest. Both shows can be garbage for their own reasons.
soo how was the show guys?
its a shame that the OG jon left, why did he do that?
So nobody's going to mention how they genderbent Onomatopoeia?
See
I DON'T LIKE COURT OF OWLS JUST LET THEM FRICKING DIE ALREADY IT RUINS ANYTHING IT TOUCHES.
>They sucked in Scott Snyder's run
>They sucked in Batman vs Robin movie like entire New 52 adaptations line-up
>They sucked in Gotham Knights the game
>They suck here now
Just let them die, they aren't going to become a thing, you've tried to turn them into a thing for 10 years, they never will. They are just an owl themed cliched secret society.
How was the Superman episode? Trying to figure out if I should prioritize it over other stuff.