supposedly they're gonna do a sequel to constantine. same director + keeanu. what's the verdict? I loved the original. kinda a sleeper hit
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supposedly they're gonna do a sequel to constantine. same director + keeanu. what's the verdict? I loved the original. kinda a sleeper hit
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it would only be worth it if he attempted a scouse accent.
it's already established that he ain't from britain in this version. that'd be too weird. i have a hunch that they tried to get keeanu to do a scouse for the original, but then found out that he can't act at all unless the character he's playing is himself. was less cringe to have him do his normal voice rather than a botched scouse.
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I'm a big fan of the comic character, and when this film was billed in the day I was DISGUSTED
AN AMERICAN ACCENT
NOT BLONDE
CHRIST
and then I watched it and it was excellent, the spirit of the character feels more like the comics than any other adaption
I'm looking forward to this new one more than I am the next whatever they do with batman or superman, that's crazy
yeah, how bout we don't talk about that lmao
He did the accent. It was incredibly bland but he did it.
i'm not even from england, and it still sounds like a HORRIBLE attempt at a british accent. i can only think how much brits cringed.
I am from England, and I love that film so much I will even forgive Keanu for his crimes against all accents bar his own
bring on alt Constantine, that flick is great
i don't know why everyone loves bram stroker's dracula so much. people are DIE HARD for that damn movie. it was mediocre at best. but yeah, constantine will always be kino to me
It's shit, but it's shit in the same way Predator 2 is shit, where it seems like it's almost good when you compare it to the outright nightmarish garbage they put out these days.
wtf are you on about? Constantine was fun.
>Predator 2
>shit
that's right out of order mate
it's no Predator, but it's briddy fricking gud
>the same way Predator 2 is shit
poo colored hands wrote this post
>Predator 2 is shit
Only idiots think this way.
keaanu's wooden acting only worked when he was young and handsome and could get away with it
same director makes me mildly optimistic since his track record has been consistent in quality over the years
I liked it better than the comics. They did a good job at building the world in the short time they had, John Constantine was genuinely an butthole, and Tilde Swinton's finale look is instant diamonds for me.
>Tilde Swinton's finale look is instant diamonds for me.
she has the body of a 12 year old boy and the face of an alien. i think u might be gay
Listen, I know. But for reasons beyond my own comprehension, it's activation for me. I don't understand why, but I would let her punch me in the stomach.
Akiva Goldsman (Batman & Robin, A Beutiful Mind) is writing. israelite israelite Abrams is producing.
that was black constantine that got passed on
this is banana constantine that will also not happen
JJ is still on board this. Read the press report.
this movie was so fricking embarrassing.
Come on, some scenes are goat :
Prime John Constantine can only exist in a late 80s horror movie.
Angel Heart, then.
>Angel Heart, then.
Had that movie not been set in 1950s America it would have been perfect. Me personally, an HB movie would have looked like pic or Hellraiser.
nice aesthetics choice
also for actually knowing what HB is
good day to you, true believer
Constantchads we are coming home
its gonna be pozzed so i dont care
Fricking hell just let keanu go to sleep. Have you seen him in any movie in the last 10 years? He was always an awful actor but nowdays he just looks like he's ready to hop into his PJ's and have a nap.