His performance is multifaceted and transformative. I used to hold that what people do and say should be taken at face value and he has taught me that the layers of irony we operate on are strong enough to not get child rape TOS'd on youtube and a creepy pedophile can be himself every day as long as there is the thinnest possibility it's just joking. It takes the cover of "I'm going to kill you in minecraft" to levels where after you have murdered your target, you tell the court "I thought this was minecraft" and the court has no choice but to let you go free. Truth and intention are so unknowable we operate freely without collapsing our systems by sheer luck.
They could have at least put in an easter egg, like have Sonic say that something green in the environment is making him feel "Manic"
I know Ian Flynn wanted to finish the SU story in a comic, but Sega blocked him, but he could have still snuck it in
>It's bad because it's bad
It may sound like ad hominem but he's unironically correct. Sega haven't given the fans any incentive to buy this game, they haven't shown any desire to improve or change a formula that's been proven time and time again to not work. Sonic Frontiers is bad because Sonic Forces was bad and they're not pretending otherwise, it's perfectly fine to judge this book by it's cover because we've already read the book multiple times with slightly different covers. It's bad because it's bad.
It's just a new vessel for the same formula, something that gives you breaks from the same formula, but not something that changes it. Point is, they're still using the same gameplay conventions which everyone hates, like the boost gameplay and general lack of physics.
Because it's just copying somebody else's formula instead. You know, like they copied God of War with that Werehog dogshit in Unleashed, making the game virtually unplayable.
>no see you have to ignore the last decade+ of Sonic Team games, pattern recognition is a spook
A bold take for sure, but I'm still going to go with "they haven't made anything genuinely great since the Genesis."
When they do everything else badly what makes you think this will be an exception?
So you're just making assumptions?
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Logical assumptions
1 year ago
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But still just an assumption.
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Would you assume otherwise given sega's track record?
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I wouldn't make any assumptions at all
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You don't assume bullshit is going to come out of a bull's butthole?
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Just play the game before talking about it.
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No. I know it's not good because Sonic Team can't make good games.
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Do you even know if they can't make good games, or do you just assume?
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I assume it's shit because it doesn't show any significant differences from the core gameplay of sonic forces, which was shit. An empty overworld full of floating unity assets doesn't change anything. What about this is so hard to understand?
>they don't want people to see that because they know it's bad .... [cut] but it's actually good!
THIS IS A FAKE VIDEO. YOU ARE ALL BEING LIED TO BY TAMERS123456
Sorry, I already did
I honestly expected him to claim that Sonic makes passing reference to Bartleby in the game.
Tamers smoking the Opps (in this version Cinemaphile are the Opps)
>buying
>3D Sonic
I haven't bought a Sonic Team product since Heroes and I haven't missed anything of value yet.
Based. Sega needs to get off their asses and make a proper Underground tie-in game.
His performance is multifaceted and transformative. I used to hold that what people do and say should be taken at face value and he has taught me that the layers of irony we operate on are strong enough to not get child rape TOS'd on youtube and a creepy pedophile can be himself every day as long as there is the thinnest possibility it's just joking. It takes the cover of "I'm going to kill you in minecraft" to levels where after you have murdered your target, you tell the court "I thought this was minecraft" and the court has no choice but to let you go free. Truth and intention are so unknowable we operate freely without collapsing our systems by sheer luck.
Wait, you're telling me the beloved Manic the Hedgehog and Sonia the Hedgehog aren't in this game?! Well damn, time for Sega to wrap up shop I guess.
kek
Are you mocking Tamers? Enjoy being a homosexual who will never know the joy of Manic and Sonia... b***h.
They could have at least put in an easter egg, like have Sonic say that something green in the environment is making him feel "Manic"
I know Ian Flynn wanted to finish the SU story in a comic, but Sega blocked him, but he could have still snuck it in
No Bartleby no buy.
No Manic no buy.
No Sonia no buy.
That simple. SONIC FANS. VOTE WITH YOUR WALLET!
Based Tamers.
I exclusively play pic related like a true Sonic fan.
Know anywhere I can get these?
probably eBay
>It's bad because it's bad
It may sound like ad hominem but he's unironically correct. Sega haven't given the fans any incentive to buy this game, they haven't shown any desire to improve or change a formula that's been proven time and time again to not work. Sonic Frontiers is bad because Sonic Forces was bad and they're not pretending otherwise, it's perfectly fine to judge this book by it's cover because we've already read the book multiple times with slightly different covers. It's bad because it's bad.
How is the entire open world not a change of formula?
It's just a new vessel for the same formula, something that gives you breaks from the same formula, but not something that changes it. Point is, they're still using the same gameplay conventions which everyone hates, like the boost gameplay and general lack of physics.
Because it's just copying somebody else's formula instead. You know, like they copied God of War with that Werehog dogshit in Unleashed, making the game virtually unplayable.
So just because they copied something badly once, when they copy something again, it's automatically bad?
>no see you have to ignore the last decade+ of Sonic Team games, pattern recognition is a spook
A bold take for sure, but I'm still going to go with "they haven't made anything genuinely great since the Genesis."
So you're just making assumptions?
Logical assumptions
But still just an assumption.
Would you assume otherwise given sega's track record?
I wouldn't make any assumptions at all
You don't assume bullshit is going to come out of a bull's butthole?
Just play the game before talking about it.
No. I know it's not good because Sonic Team can't make good games.
Do you even know if they can't make good games, or do you just assume?
I assume it's shit because it doesn't show any significant differences from the core gameplay of sonic forces, which was shit. An empty overworld full of floating unity assets doesn't change anything. What about this is so hard to understand?
>show
Play it and you'll know how wrong you are.
>they haven't made anything genuinely great since the Genesis
You'd be wrong then
When they do everything else badly what makes you think this will be an exception?
I’m sorry Tamers I already bought it. And it controls like shit, the cyberspace stages suck ass compared to the games the stages are originally from
Sonic FAIL
SHITTING is better than Sonic FAIL
When will they give us a TRUE Sonic Underground game?
They can spend $500 million on a game about Hyenas or whatever but can't pay Cookie Jar however much for the rights to SU?
>they don't want people to see that because they know it's bad .... [cut] but it's actually good!
THIS IS A FAKE VIDEO. YOU ARE ALL BEING LIED TO BY TAMERS123456
I don't care about Frontier or Underground. But I reeeealy like Flora.
Guess I won't be buying it.
You tell ‘em, Tamers
they couldn't fit Sleet's fat butt into the open world, so what's the point?