Little girls still pay attention to barbie there are cartoons and music videos. This is a perfect opportunity to push woke misandry to pre-teens. Barbie will twerk for the basketball team while ken learns to paint his nails.
wait until you accidentally lick a tiny amount of poop of a hot girls ass (talking legit 8 out of 10 and above) and you'll come to like it. spoiler, it taste like nothing unless you're eating whole turds which ive never done.
>external beauty translates to internal beauty, taste and smell!!!!!!!
Is this the biggest woohoo belief ever? It's at the level of "There's ligthing storms because Zeus is angry" from 2500 years ago
You can use the imagemagick.org package to batch convert webps. But there is another format avif that it does not support yet. I think you can use FFMPEG to convert those.
You can tell who the incels are when they make comments like this or how they want woman to step on their balls or whatever. Their view of sex is only due to the extremist fetishes they see on porn sites.
Google 90s aerobic right now you fricking zoomer. 90% of the pics are of women with leotards over spandex. But you were born in like 2009 or some shit, weren't you?
I would watch that. >Barbie and Ken glance nervously at each other, a look crosses both of their faces that can only be described as the moment cheerful optimism is ruthlessly crushed by weight of reality.
I've heard it's going to be a 90s style fish out of water movie where they're basically thrown into 2022 shithole America and their world is turned upside down
Reminds me a little bit of the approach that was taken in the making of Josie and the Pussycats 2001 which was ultrakino
>into 2022 shithole America and their world is turned upside down
but with Black folk being portrayed as the dindu nuffin victims of a cruel society and some racist as the cause of corruption or some similar bullshit.
>blonde
he originally was just like a lot of american movie stars/characters but the demographics are different now ~~*white men*~~ all have dark hair now blondes are all villains and Black folk are everywhere; this is refreshing
What do you mean by movie stunt? You make it sound like the guy is Tom Cruise. It is not like them actually making proper contact will put either of them at risk of injury/death, nor are they performing something visually/technically impressive. It is just simply acting. What strong reason is there not to actually do it?
how the frick am I going to study this movie without looking ridicouluousouos in the cinema?
wtf is wrong with the goose for this movie? I can't make a idiot doll ken into my personality
not it's going to be woke
both barbie and ken are white, 90% of the battle has been won
Little girls still pay attention to barbie there are cartoons and music videos. This is a perfect opportunity to push woke misandry to pre-teens. Barbie will twerk for the basketball team while ken learns to paint his nails.
Not woke enough if you ask me. Why is the black version of Barbie not being represented?
Isn't Ryan too old to play Ken?
Yeah this was a very weird choice. He isn't unattractive but Ken is supposed to be very conventionally chad like
How old is he supposed to be?
I always thought of Ken as a 30 something yo
When di Margot Robbie get a nice butt?
when you snapped out of your zoomer trance
She didn't. It's still flat.
It's an illusion created by 80s gym clothes, the thong over the shorts implies far more than is actually there.
Literal flat pancakes
im gonna hate watch it (when its gonna be a torrent) and just focus on her million dollar worth aussie ass
I want Margot to sit on my face.
insert the missing 'h' and I'm with you bro
degenelate
>I want Margot to sith on my face
?
I like butts and buttholes but funnily enough find scat disgusting. Go figure.
wait until you accidentally lick a tiny amount of poop of a hot girls ass (talking legit 8 out of 10 and above) and you'll come to like it. spoiler, it taste like nothing unless you're eating whole turds which ive never done.
WTF, that’s disgusting
>wait until you accidentally lick a tiny amount of poop of a hot girls ass
Nah, I'm good.
>external beauty translates to internal beauty, taste and smell!!!!!!!
Is this the biggest woohoo belief ever? It's at the level of "There's ligthing storms because Zeus is angry" from 2500 years ago
Hi Mike. I like your threads on /gif/, but let's keep that stuff away from blue boards.
Margot is the only woman on this planet that I would genuinely want to watch shit on my face
"Margoth?" I think you mean Morgoth
>I want Margot to sith on my face
Am I missing a joke here? Would you like her in Star Wars movies or something?
It's a subtle reference to the sith force-choke.
He would be very appreciative if Margot Robbie were to asphyxiate him with her buttocks.
wow you're so funny and original
Thanks Anon I'm glad you liked it
wow you're so passive aggressive and hated by everyone you meet
>I hwant Margot to sit on my face.
got better dubs so you won
>I whant Margot to sit on my face.
godamnit somebody did it better while I was looking for a picture on google that wasn't a fricking .webp
I'm fricking sick of having to screenshot webps. There's probably a plug in for it but haven't bothered to check.
You can use the imagemagick.org package to batch convert webps. But there is another format avif that it does not support yet. I think you can use FFMPEG to convert those.
Patrician.
You can tell who the incels are when they make comments like this or how they want woman to step on their balls or whatever. Their view of sex is only due to the extremist fetishes they see on porn sites.
breasts or gtfo
I have extreme, extreme fetishes, but i still get plenty of girls.
You must be pretty sheltered to believe there aren't some people that like their sex a little rougher than others.
>Hi, want Margot Robbie to sit on my face
Hi anon, that's great!
brah…
cease your horniness
>15 replies
have a nice day
Hi, want Margot to sit on my face?
What did he mean by this?
has he been interviewed at all about the movie?
Is the Barbie movie post-ironic or post-post-ironic?
What's the point of wearing a leotard over spandex shorts I don't remember that being a thing in the 90s
Google 90s aerobic right now you fricking zoomer. 90% of the pics are of women with leotards over spandex. But you were born in like 2009 or some shit, weren't you?
bros how do girls smell like?
AYYO DAT homie DRINKIN MILK
>not drinking milk
Are they in Detroit? Barbie and Ken going to Detroit and experiencing blacks would be a great premise.
I would watch that.
>Barbie and Ken glance nervously at each other, a look crosses both of their faces that can only be described as the moment cheerful optimism is ruthlessly crushed by weight of reality.
>Thinking they wouldn't just blast away
I see your parents never bought you the "Olympic Sharpshooter Ken & Barbie" set when you were a wee lad anon
I've heard it's going to be a 90s style fish out of water movie where they're basically thrown into 2022 shithole America and their world is turned upside down
Reminds me a little bit of the approach that was taken in the making of Josie and the Pussycats 2001 which was ultrakino
>into 2022 shithole America and their world is turned upside down
but with Black folk being portrayed as the dindu nuffin victims of a cruel society and some racist as the cause of corruption or some similar bullshit.
Ok, maybe he's not literally me.
look at that white ass
>KINO
>Great Gerwig & Noah Beaumbach
Ken is not blonde wtf
>blonde
he originally was just like a lot of american movie stars/characters but the demographics are different now ~~*white men*~~ all have dark hair now blondes are all villains and Black folk are everywhere; this is refreshing
They better use the aqua song at least 3 times.
it's confirmed for not being used at all
Not even a cover?
Where is her ass?
Its inverted
it was reduced via CGI
My lap
it's right there, inflated bimbo ass porn addict
Oh sorry, i was just finishing eating it
not on my face unfortunately
Vegen diet that Brie Larsen gave her.
Hmm
I'd watch if the clothes on the right were on Goose
post the ass slap
BUENOS DÍAS BARBIE
*SLAP*
IMBÉCIL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wonder how many takes this took haha imagine messing up on purpose just for laughs
It doesn't look like he is even making contact. If he is then he is hardly making any impact with the spank.
it's a movie stunt, obviously he's not making contact you fricking moron
why not just do it for real?
Because him lightly spanking Margot is really going to cause harm? What a fricking weird choice of words to call that a movie stunt.
What do you mean by movie stunt? You make it sound like the guy is Tom Cruise. It is not like them actually making proper contact will put either of them at risk of injury/death, nor are they performing something visually/technically impressive. It is just simply acting. What strong reason is there not to actually do it?
Its a stuntwoman?
That little homosexual only slapped the side of her ass cheek.
so this movie gonna be some shallow commentary on sexism or feminism right, like ken's gonna be effeminate and barbies gonna "find herself"
Ken will realise he has no balls.
poor ryan, that slap sent him flying into an autistic rage.
this really does not do the shot justice, you need to hear it with sound
Hehe thats cute
>Two tickets to Barbie please
lel'd
No Bibble, not buy.
Greta already has her own Barbie doll toy, so she's the perfect director for this.
it's should've been animated. Barbie should be perfect.
her ass never fails to make me cum
What is the point of this movie?
To serve a the jumping off point for the Barbie Cinematic Universe.
Can't be worse than the MCU
basically i will never watch it
thank you for letting us know this very important information
nice ass
how the frick am I going to study this movie without looking ridicouluousouos in the cinema?
wtf is wrong with the goose for this movie? I can't make a idiot doll ken into my personality