>every other Friday
>season cut short
>probably won’t even have two movies an episode now
Its over Briggsbros
9pm EST
You can watch on shudder
The Last Drive-In
>every other Friday
>season cut short
>probably won’t even have two movies an episode now
Its over Briggsbros
9pm EST
You can watch on shudder
Holy shit is unironically over
I know it's only 1 movie a night now but are you shitting me about the every other week thing?
Thought the whole purpose of the 1 movie a night thing was so they could drag out the show between seasons and specials, that becomes a moot point if it's just 1 movie every 2 weeks
Yeah, it sucks
The Darcy Drive In tonite?
At some point you have to wonder did Joe Bob call a big shit at AMC a moron or Darcy wouldn't frick the right exec or what.
Probably 2 years now it's just been 1 dry dicking after another.
I think Shudder as a whole is shit
True but anything positive they just steadily drill it into the ground.
Hell look at the Creepshow series as another good example.
>cranking out seasons at a fast pace
>also various specials
>then suddenly its almost 3 years between the last season and the current season
>they drop the entire season on the app with minimal if any forwarning.
HEISRISEN
>more discussion about Elm Street 2 being gay
More like gayoria
>every other week throughout the year
>one movie a week
>unless it’s a holiday special
Eh
Shudder servers can't handle it. Plz understand
They said a few weeks ago when the announcement came out that once you add in the specials and the all-nighter, it's going to work out to be more movies than we have been getting per year.
Have to stop people from canceling in the off season somehow
>it's going to work out to be more movies than we have been getting per year.
One movie stream 2 hours 40 minutes.
More time for Darcy to tell us that a small minority on twitter don't like exploitation of animals in exploitation films.
The twitter fanbase fricking ruined this show
I only go on Twitter for hentai artists, frick everyone else on it.
Gotta tall boy of pacifico and a 6 pack of Sierra Nevada. Also smoking on some dab oil.
I don't get how people get into exploitation films if they are that fricking sensitive
It's the way things are now.
sup joe bobbers
I get to see em do the Last Drive-In show next week for a Night of the Comet showing
kicking off the local film fest, gonna check out this years new batch of kinos
https://letterboxd.com/betty_spoop/list/panic-fest-2024/
link?
https://twitter.com/Shudder/status/1773791496757506275
https://angelthump.com/rhino36 sorry for the late link, was washing my drug paraphernalia
oh yeah, and I'll show two movies afterwards: 1972's Child's Play, with Beau Bridges, and kung fu classic The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
Every other week sucks but according to them on twitter we are getting an all night marathon this season
It's supposed to be a Labor Day marathon on August 30th
>The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
niiice
should i do a piss break first?
yes
Pretty sure the film is Night of the Lepus which is gonna be a hard pass, hopefully two weeks from now will be something better
It's not
It's ___ottentail
Rottentail
It's worse, theyre showing new garbage
I miss when darcy would sit like an autist in the corner
Darcy should always wear face paint
>woke bob briggs
You spelled israelite wrong
>capitalizing the J
‘Rottentail’
In the Easter-themed splatter-flick “Rottentail,” Corin Nemec plays Peter Cotton, a nebbishy fertility researcher who gets bitten by a mutated rabbit, and transforms into a hideous, bloodthirsty man-bunny. His timing is good, since Anna (Dominique Swain), a good-hearted classmate from his hometown Easter Falls, has just asked him to to help her bring down his former bully Jake (William McNamara), who’s become a money-grubbing televangelist.
Directed and co-written by prolific genre filmmaker Brian Skiba (adapting a graphic novel), “Rottentail” is as goofy as it is gory — and it’s super-gory. Nothing in the movie is meant to be taken seriously: not the pokes at religion, and certainly not Nemec’s squawking were-rabbit. The movie’s overlong and the humor’s too broad, but given that this would-be cult film is aimed at audiences who want something silly and trashy, it’s hard to fault Skiba for just mindlessly mashing those two buttons, over and over.
gonna let it ride and have a good time, whatever the hell this is
*sip*
8 breasts
(4 women?)
one rabbit, foo
Fricking east coast gays
Frick you I’m on the east coast and wish it were still movies and that the show would start even later this is the result of you narcolepsy having millennial boomer fricks
>ordered food and carrot cake cause rabbits
Is this the first episode of the season? I'm glad it's back these threads r fun.
first was 2 weeks ago, roger corman special in vegas
Shut up Darcy
>that slowed down reverb cymbal is the first sound
This movie is gonna suck, isn't it?
Yes, shaky cam shit.
Hope they put the camera on a tripod.
the gays and the overthewall women
Black person gonna nig
What y'all drinking tonight?
I got my Joe Bon sponsored beverage myself
I hate this already.
Yuengling because I'm not a homosexual. Gonna need a lot of it to deal with this movie
Was that the same guitar riff that opens Joe Bob?
Dis homie eatin cheese
what does that even mean?
Based bully teaching important life lessons to this stupid little kid. Also this movie is dogshit.
>movie is dogshit.
>I hate this already.
Can the witty banter save the stream?
beats fricking charles bands movies if you ask me
Hopefully there is gonna be some good gore to make up for it. Critters 2 or poultrygeist would have been better easter picks.
didnt they already do poultrygheist?
Oh for god's sake, that's it? That's the horrid animal death? wee wee wee off-screen neck crack like in 100,000 movies with a person from hollywood
Taking miles of dick in your ass makes you sensitive. Please understand
HALLELUJAH
>puking with the toilet lid down
Bold strategy
How did the producers get all of these actors to play roles in this movie?
they paid 5$
also, that stock scream, lol
What the FRICK was that sound?
sorry, yt froze when i was about to mute, lol. wasnt intentional
The "poll" that was not happening when this not live show was already scripted.
https://twitter.com/kinky_horror/status/1773880226139054351
i was expecting the girl to be prettier
From the 2500 would-be teen-temptresses that auditioned for the role, 15-year-old Malibu High School sophomore Dominique Swain was cast by director Adrian Lyne as his "e-girlta" (1997). The film met with numerous controversies and was released only in Europe (no American distributor would touch the film because of its subject matter).
>prettier
she was
she looks 27. the bad 27
Showtime showed it, leading in with a black screen, "No fear", IIRC, challenging the government to do something, which, of course, it did not.
She was 18 filming, supposedly, but played underage.
This movie is just a knockoff of the Wallace and Gromit movie.(which rightfully won an Oscar over howl's moving castle)
werent the wererabbits in the sequel?
he's turning into nutty professor mixed with mickey rooney in breakfast at tiffany's
Who played the woman with the pornstar dialogue and fake breasts
He fricks
Why the FRICK is this homie doing a Patchy the Pirate voice
The first Easter episode of Last Drive In
I don’t like looking at that
>You can watch on shudder
I’m Australian and got Shudder just to watch this shit, only to find out all but one or two of them are unavailable due to regional rights.
Of course they don’t tell you that until AFTER you sign up. Then I found out the specific, um, ethnicity of the host and it all made sense.
Bapist?
they made that sweating joke in Dudebro Party Massacre 3
6 disappointing breasts in a hot tub
Is that Doctor Insano?
Doctor Insano?
DOCTOR INSANOOOOOOOOOO!
DUDE
what if the crazy bunny killer
SMOKED WEED
IN 2018!
DUDE XD
https://twitter.com/Shudder/status/1773880343105265953
lol poll
RATATA
Could the sound track been done differently?
The ambient royalty free music is offputting.
They probably couldn't afford a proper composer. Music is the second biggest expense after actors. They still need to pay for that music too, just really cheap.
Was spoony offered the role or
Yeah, but he turned it down cause he's too busy finishing the Ultima series
I want tha gold give me tha gold
St-Patrick's was last week, Leprechaun
do burgers really get presents for easter?
Yes, it's 2nd christmas
I got N64 games in my easter basket
I used to get a video game every Easter too. But they were usually cheap, like Game Boy games
holy frick, that greenscreen effect was hilarious. I did the same shit in highschool for drama class
MK3 fatality ass kill
>rotary phone hooked up in a ghost town with no electricity
This movie is fricking moronic
>zoomer thinks land lines needs electricity to work
lmao
hey kids, land line phones had their own 12v line from the phone company. when power went out, it was easy to just call the power company
There's no phone lines either homosexual
even my 90s corded telephone can take calls without electricity. the ID wouldnt show, but the tones would still work
are his ears getting longer?
Brian Skiba (adapting a graphic novel) did a fine job with this. Was he also editor?
this is the Freddy and Jason fight in Freddy vs Jason
"Peter is down"
that movie was terrible, but it was fun
It grew on me
It got better as it went on
The DOOM door sound affect for me
Red Digital and AVID wow!
Eminem-lite Faygo soda ICP hatchet man movie
>MMXIX
I would have sworn that this was made 10 years earlier.
2019, this seems more like late 90s at the latest.
pure schlop
You know you’ve seen a special film when the same guy credited for providing legal services also did the sound mixing.
sick of the sob stories, listen to your damn boss and give him fan mail inquiries
>waste 2 hours watching dreck
>mail reminds that life is short and loved ones die
>see you in 2 weeks to drink and waste more time
I miss the double header already. It's nice after a long movie to go into another, more like an event.
yeah if one or hell even both are a stinker it at least feels like a full night, now I got my ass out half drunk blueballed. joe bob throughout the summer will be nice though, don't hate not having every friday for 2 months blocked up
saw Claudio Simonetti score in the credits, nice
join
That's what I've been watching, I keep wondering where the projector building is so I can go get two hot dogs, a drink, and popcorn.
Having schlock balanced out with actual kino is the best format. Double features are necessary.
Bruh
take a piss break, gonna start the movies soon
oh hell yea, Primal Rage up next on the autoplay
>Dear Joe Bob,
>Your show is great. My daughter would have loved it, but she was only 20 so it was impossible to get her to stay up to ever watch it.
>I don't know why you could possibly need to know this. Who the frick cares?
>The Drive-In Will Never Die™
>Love, Anon
HOLY FRICK, THAT GUY REALLY LOOK LIKE PAUL DANO
I thought that was the Music Man.
the what?
Source of half of Peter Griffin's songs
Get on The Music Man's level.
The 36th Chamber of Shaolin starting now