>the most retarded character is actually the smartest

>the most moronic character is actually the smartest
A little bit tired of this gimmick

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually the smartest
    Why do you think he was laughing the whole time even as he died?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Smarter than Ozymandias or Dr. Manhattan
    ?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he caught onto their plan before anybody else even had any idea that something was up

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        By Pure chance, though

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was sent by the feds to investigate one of veidt's bases.
          He found the plan to kill millions to unite everyone and agreed it would work, so he didn't report it.
          Both intentional moves.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            he was on an unrelated mission

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I forget how they explained it in the movie but in the comic he was flying back from some mission and saw activity in an uncharted island and went to investigate thinking he'd stumble upon some sandinista operation.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        By Pure chance, though

        Not by chance. The comedian understood human nature and wasn't fooled by any big brain plans for world peace.

        The motif of the fool being the most insightful character of the story dates back to Elizabethan drama. The fool, clown, or in this case the comedian. The character couldn't be more transparent.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The motif of the fool being the most insightful character of the story dates back to Elizabethan drama
          but he isn't actually a fool though. he is a very competent and dangerous character.
          I'm familiar with the archetype, but I'm not seeing it here.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >called the comedian
            >depicted as a guy who never too superheroing seriously
            >all his scenes are about his shortcomings, mainly the fact that his absurdist outlook was his justification for acting like an animal
            "Fool" doesn't mean idiot in this context, it means jester, aka comedian.

            Watchmen is a meta-story about comic book characters and iconography, I think the comedian is also there to represent the edgier, self aware characters that teens flock to, like deadpool.

            Why was the comedian the one who cracked the case? because he had an absurdist perspective, and Ozy's plan was absurd in its conception.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's possible for a less smart person to see through the lies of a smarter person.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I should have said wisest.
      Obviously he doesn't have the highest iq. Although this

      Yeah he caught onto their plan before anybody else even had any idea that something was up

      still applies

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        could you explain the difference without semantics? i don't actually think you can.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Could you explain the difference between words with similar meanings without getting into exact definitions?
          No. But to try to explain anyway, intelligence is knowing a lot of things; wisdom is understanding a lot of things. The mad scientist character in pulp sci-fi is an extreme example of high int, low wis because he knows all this physics crap but can't see how building a mutant killer robot bomb might not work out best for everyone. High wis low int would be more like the Comedian, he sees the world as it is but he doesn't do advanced math in his head.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            int/wis is a dumb d&d concept.

            if it was a useful and meaningful distinction it would be applied in psychological and sociological research.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the intelligence/wisdom distinction came from fricking d&d
              Just shut the frick up you ignorant Black person

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                the way that anon described the distinction is how it is used in d&d, not how it's used in literature.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              b***h that shit comes from Plato

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              This, ladies and gentlemen, is the dunning krueger effect.
              He's probably a psychology student fresh off the farm, or an amateur doing research through googling shit. Thing is he's only just begun and thinks he's hot shit because he learned like two things.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just remember that "morons don't know they're morons" is only half of what it means. It also means that those of high capacity in a subject are unable to see that they are of high capacity. At its core it's about our inability to judge our own skill at something. Because the more you know about a subject, the more you know what you don't know about it, creating an illusion that you know less than you think you know.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, definitely. He's not even close to there yet.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              but official psychology believes that trannies are real and that race and IQ is absurd. youre just doing appeal to authority head in the sand shit. anon is dropping some knowledge on your and youre purposely acting all fricking stupid

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not making an appeal to authority. The only reason we know that IQ is a valuable metric is because it is the single most predictive statistic in psychology we have. It more than anything predicts such outcomes as lifetime income, lifetime educational attainment.

                There was an attempt to shift away from it by introducing EQ, but it was found to not predict anything at all. IQ is our closest measure of G, general intelligence. We have no measure of wisdom.

                Also plato didn't discern intelligence from wisdom, he seperated wisdom from knowledge. The Greeks did not have a concept of intelligence as we have it as far as I know.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He wasn't an academically gifted super-genius scientist, but he knew how the world worked and how his teammates were inevitably going to end up, including Ozymandias' insane power grab.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Intelligence is book smarts
          Wisdom is street smarts
          It's that simple.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can have a lot of processing power and use it on useless shit like autists obssessed with remembering dates and shit, also wise is being able to realise your own bullshit, the ego can come in the way of that and give you blindspots even if you're very smart, invladiating a large portions of your intelligence

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's like Rorschach with how in touch he is with human nature. In an odd way making him the foil for a character like Dr. M who is completely out of touch. However, unlike Rorschach he isn't autistic when it comes to women and morals.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how in touch he is with human nature
      are you saying the comedian was right about that bawd he tried to rape? when I watched it with my mom and she was really awkward until I told her that she really wanted it, that shut her up

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe she really wanted it

        But didn't enjoyed it, meaning is not a good thing, live and learn

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how in touch he is with human nature
          are you saying the comedian was right about that bawd he tried to rape? when I watched it with my mom and she was really awkward until I told her that she really wanted it, that shut her up

          Isn't the whole point that she hated him for it but loved her daughter completely and realizes she would not have her if not for the rape? And therefore all but forgives it because it resulted in the happiest part of her life?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is. Those other anons are moronic

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Many such cases when it comes to Watchmen.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            only the first time was attempted rape. second time was consensual and that's when laurie was conceived.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, most women can only orgasm during rape. They love it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        in the book very clearly so. The whole interview with silk spectre I showa her as an airhead bimbo who does it for attention. The movie a little more ambiguously so. She still likes that a fan sends her a porn cartoon of her. And any woman that dresses like that does it to get noticed. It was actually a bit of a casting mistake to sexy confident carla cugino, as silk specter is a deeply insecure character.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's moronic about him

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the entire point of the original Conan the Barbarian stories before other authors picked him up and flanderized him into a moronic caveman. Still a bit mad about that

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beats Ozymandias's ass
    >Ozy is so buttmad about this that he waits decades for Comedian to get old so he can kill him

  7. 4 months ago
    Punisher’s armor

    Anyone else glad they didn’t go with the gimp mask?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't the Soviets imperialists?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's only imperalism when you're talking your enemy

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will never care about the watchman film but the watchman comic i will carry in my heart until the day i die

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why?

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    perhaps you just need to get better at spotting who's moronic (protip: it's rorsarch)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nite Owl was the moron. The midwit. Rorschach also knew something was up and followed up on what Comedian was studying. He had to work to convince Nite Owl that something was amiss.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why were they all so freakishly strong? I remember scenes where osmadeus was punching holes in walls and crushing tables

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ozymandias was a top-tier athlete, but it also isn't farfetched to consider that he chemically enhanced himself in ways that made him even stronger.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snyder is a moron.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because snyder is a hack that doesn't understand source material.

      It isn't 100% clear in the first fight, because in the book Ozymandius is a Schwarzenegger like chad instead of a gay brooding twink. The unlikelyhood of it being a single attacker is plot point.

      But when Laurie and Dan are attacked, in the book they are afterwards racked with adrenaline and bend over catching their breath, instead of posing for a superhero moment. It just made them less vulnerable. Less like people, more like marvel superheroes. Really undermined what the graphic novel was trying to say.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it still carries the idea.
        The main point of heros being forced into retirement still carries through.

        Them being out of breath is just extra visual detail of them being retired for a while now, it doesn't change much overall.

        Vulnerability goes out of the mind, when you have a futuristic space ship in the 80s

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          didn't help Nite Owl I

          I just think it was stylistically the wrong choice to make the fights look cool and choreographed instead of messy and dangerous, like say oldboy. That too is basicly superhero in how many he beats, but the style works to convey the message much better. The closest thing is Rorsarch being captures by police. But Snyder can't stop himself from trying to make them look cool.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woman eventually has consensual sex and a child with the guy who tried to rape her
    woman moment

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    His reaction to the plan doesn't make sense as people are more likely to be effected by a single death (which he caused many) then something abstract like a city blowing up.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was his superpower?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      raping women

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      embracing clown world

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quite blackpilling that the rapist murderer of a pregnant woman had chicks lusting after him irl.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was once with a girl that had trouble getting wet. When we talked about the time she really did love sex, she described a situation where a coworker, who was kind of fat and ugly suddenly bent her over a table in the supply closet. I didn't say it sounded like rape, but I learned a lot about women that day.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty straightforward really. If a woman pinned you against the wall of aforesaid supply closer and starting sucking you off you wouldn't have a problem with it either if they knew what they were doing.

        Casual sex isn't unusual anon.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comedian was the captain america of Watchmen and the fact it was easier for Alan Moore to riff on marvel than DC says a lot.

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