the most unrealistic thing about superman isd him getting a job as a journalistr

the most unrealistic thing about superman isd him getting a job as a journalistr

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before the internet. Journalism was a respected profession because people had to move their asses, investigate, socialize, and not repeat what someone else broke first.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What he said
      Before clickbait and MSM journalism was a noble pursuit (if you weren’t working for a yellow paper). When Superman came out the idea was that it was a good cover story too, it explains why he would be at the scene of every disaster around Metropolis.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in the Daily Planet (including Perry White and Jimmy Olsen) knows Kent and Superman are the same person

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it unrealistic?
    Also
    >isd
    >journalistr

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they no longer exist

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do in Superman's world.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman is supposed to be a good guy.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like Superman would be better without the secret identity.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most unrealistic thing God ever did is convince the Devil that Superman doesn't exist. Matthew 21:17.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman should be a handyman/plumber. You get access to everything behind a locked door and nobody questions why you're thete you can disappear for days at a time and nobody notices, and unlike journalism, it's a profession that offers actual value to society.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a good ol church boy from the country who believes in truth work in journalism, one of the slimest untruthful careers on the planet?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the slimest untruthful careers on the planet?
      wasn't always

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the best choice for reinventing Clark Kent would be to make him the DC equivalent of Robert Bigelow. a third eccentric mega-billionaire who's privately backed multiple research projects on aliens, interstellar travel, and the supernatural.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Instead of flying, he can drive a cool car and use gadgets.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHERE did I suggest or imply eliminating the Superman character altogether? If anything I'd give him even more powers, like shapeshifting so that Clark and Supes have different faces

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What jobs would work for Clark Kent though? Even Spider-Man was able to phase out of being a reporter.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Farmer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diogenes style homeless guy it's not like he is at risk of getting sick or starving

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