>The name's Bond, James Bond
how do you respond without sounding mad
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>The name's Bond, James Bond
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He doesn't look like James Bond.
I repeat what he said in a silly voice only I don’t need to because his voice is silly enough already.
>Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Bond. And that must be your mother.
>Nice to meet you, Mrs. Bond.
Haha
if yer James Bond im a wizerd
Ah yes, a greasy israelite. Exactly what people think if when they hear the word spy. Unironically.
First decent casting decision in the franchise.
Who would win, Aaron Taylor or Aaron Johnson?
aaron johnson is at least 40x stronger
Aaron Taylor is holding Aaron Johnson's wrists behind his back while he fricks him in the ass. Taylor wins
kino hair vs kino shirt
Tom Felton and Luke Wilson?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Awful.
is the next bond girl gonna be a 65 year old granny?
>The Karen Who Loved Me
>Oy! Luv! Ya fancy a shag? Wicked lil shooter I got innit, loicense to use it too
his voice is not deep enough to be bond
He can change his voice. he's an actor, he ought to.
not canon
>Chaim Bond
He cute
not an african or a woman. i can't be too mad (yet)
You will notice that now, with the first israeli Bond, all demands for a black or female Bond in the media will completely subside
A necessary sacrifice.
He'll be a machismo camp Bond. Bringing fun back!
This. He looks boyish because people associate him with Kick-Ass but he's a full grown man now. Look at the way he dresses and acts. He's definitely a Roger Moore/Pierce Brosnan type of Bond. Fun and adventure is back.
do shills even try at this point?
Not a shill. It's just that watching your favourite character be assraped for 20 years breaks you.
If he keeps the scruff and they give him a solid haircut I can see him as Bond
This is how he will (probably) look. I doubt they're going for short hair.
could be worse. would prefer a little less of a pretty boy but the last time Eon tried to do gruff we got Mr. Potato Head
You homosexuals whine about every Bond swap like women. Real issue is with the deranged, incompetent producers; every Craig film got progressively worse and I don't see them being able to change that trend.
Casting is everything. You get it horribly wrong like Craig you get shit movies (CR wasn't that good, be real). Aaron is a return to the tall, dark and handsome Bond which is the REAL Bond.
>Casting is everything
I wish
Doesn't change anything if the trend is they want directors who want to "revise", "modernize", and "deconstruct" Bond. Translation: women and trannies.
At this point the only thing we have left in Bond's legacy is hoping the next Bond won't look out of place in a lineup of actors who portrayed him. The films and unsalvageable
are* unsalvageable
Aaron doesn't look out of place with the rest of them which is why I support his casting. But Craig? Sheesh. Whatever else, Aaron fits the dark brown hair, tall and handsome actor that should always play Bond, unlike Craig.
>hooked nose
>beady israeli eyes
>hunched over posture
>soft, delicate money counting hands
>israelite curls
>circumcised
He stands out a mile away.
They could’ve died his hair. Everything people hate about Craig was the fault of the writers and producers. He didn’t choose to be a dreary joyless Bond with blonde hair, that’s how the character was written. I feel sorry for him, what an awful way to end your career.
The reason he signed on was precisely because of that direction, anon. He wanted it that way. But yeah, judging by his IMDB page, being known as the Bond that died completely destroyed his legacy.
Connery was miscast as Bond and not handsome enough. They should've went with Richard Todd.
>Connery was miscast as Bond
I've heard everything. Elaborate on this. Connery created the character as we know him along with Terence Young. No one really cared about Ian Fleming's Bond which is why Dalton failed.
He was a Scottish thug. The real Bond is a suave gentleman.
Rank the Bond actors.
>No one really cared about Ian Fleming's Bond which is why Dalton failed.
That's not true though. Literary Bond is Connery's version turned up to 11.
Hates commies.
Calls a Black person a Black person.
Hates poofs.
Likes his eggs done a certain way.
Simple as.
Fleming's Bond is based but he's more of an Englishman snob than a Scottish heavy like Connery. I'd say Dalton is the only one I can see slating commies and saying women should've never had rights. I love the books but Fleming's Bond is for true kino lovers. Movie Bond should be a little taste of novel Bond. That's how I always felt about it. There's two Bonds: Terence Young Bond and Fleming Bond. I love both.
Eon has always floundered when they don't have a direct novel to adapt. I say re adapt all the novels, in order.
They won't have the exclusive rights to make a James Bond film in another decade or so. They'll have the rights to all their trappings (gun barrel sequence and the like) but not to the literary character.
There's still original Fleming plots they haven't really adapted. The Moonraker film is very different from the novel for example
That would kill the franchise. The way to go forward is to adapt the continuation novels by Benson, Gardner and the lot. They have endless cool and original ideas they haven't touched. Also, they can take the titles since they own them and the Fleming estate are just EON.
>Devil May Care
>Forever And A Day
the next movies need to have these titles.
we need Property of a Lady before they start taking non-Fleming titles
To be fair, EON has been pretty smart about non Fleming titles with Brosnan.
>Tomorrow Never Dies
>The World Is Not Enough
>Die Another Day
Those are great which is why I don't understand why they struggled with titles in the notBond era. Fricking "Spectre"? Really? Might as well call the next one M16. The closest they got to something worthwhile was No Time to Die which is still below par
Skyfall was also pretty lame, it felt like some cheap DVD movie. I could never shake that feeling from the title. and then you have
>No Time To Die
it's an improvement but like if you asked ChatGPT to make up some Bond titles. I've scoured the internet for some decent ones but my favourite was
>Death Can Wait
it's similar to No Time To Die but it feels cooler.
also:
>My Enemy's Enemy
>Double Or Nothing
which you can form a nice 007 out of.
>if you asked ChatGPT to make up some Bond titles
kek I did this and they all sucked
You get shit that feels more like a Mission Impossible title than Bond. The picking of a good Bond title is way harder than it seems.
>Literary Bond is Connery's version
I've heard this said about every single Bond actor
Novel Bond is like a Rorschach test. You fail if you see any actor, you have to see YOURSELF as James Bond that's why they got so popular. They appealed to the male viewer on a deep instinctual basis.
Timothy Dalton looks like a prankster and Sean Connery knows what is about to happen
That was mostly due to Craig's influence and him being an outspoken male feminist/bisexual. Barbara's a bit of a dummy, she has no ideological knowledge and she let the Pierce Brosnan movies be based. The 90's weren't as bad as now but you still had some pozz creeping in. She will probably find some easily controllable journeyman director. She already got Purvis and Wade back and they wrote the Brosnan movies so expect Taylor-Johnson to be in that same vein. He's not as out there as Connery but he will be cool and fun again.
Craig had very little influence on these movies
He's an ugly homosexual so yes he did
You don't know what you're talking about. He had a producer credit, included and cut scenes at his behest and even brought in writers to change the script on No Time To Die. Read up on it.
I'd take a hundred Die Another Days than the alternative. The landscape is changing, people don't want dark and gay shit now. They want fun and adventure. ESG/DEI is a problem but I'm confident that EON will drop that shit considering it's even killing Disney. Amazon owns Bond and has some influence now. They made stuff like Reacher which is male-skewing.
Wishful thinking. EON won't backtrack. If NTTD had woke elements the next Bond film will have double the woke elements.
Like I said, I live and breathe Bond. Craig was who pushed a lot of that nonsense, Barbara is a surface level feminist but doesn't know much beyond being a rich nepo baby. ATJ's casting proves they're going the right direction. If things were as bad as you think, no reason for them NOT to cast someone black or whatever.
Nope
Plenty of good actors have been Bond and have been hamstrung by the producers being shit-tier at decisions.
Gotta remember that the creative team behind Die Another Day was the one that did Casino Royale. Once they didn't have a Fleming original to adapt, they flailed.
I bet the director will be a black trannie.
just let james bond die
there's absolutely nothing you can do with it except bring his character shame
That'd be true if they pumped them out like capeshit. Anon, the last Bond movie was 3 years ago and the last one before that was nearly 10.
3 years isn't that long ago
Was this even confirmed? All I saw is he was "offered the role". Sounds like his agents drumming up publicity
The whole world wouldn't be reporting if it wasn't with some merit. The Sun is dodgy but the whole world's lit on fire. The rumours have been circulating for 2 years. If Sky is in on it then it has merit and EON probably let the cat out of the bag themselves.
Pretty bad choice
You may have noticed a israelite psi op attempting to turn this geezer (who is factually 90% plus White British) into a israelite. Don't fall for their tricks
I know my israelites and this guy just doesn't set off my alarm. I wouldn't be surprised if he's barely a quarter israeli but played it up for obvious reasons.
This is terrible news but I'll take a israeli bond before an Irish one.
He's not even 1/4 israeli
He's has a singular Russian great grandmother who is supposedly of "partial" israeli heritage
The rest of his ancestry is entirely British/Irish
Exactly. People are fricking losing it saying he has a hook nose and that every part of his being screams israeli. If these people didn't have a bias and used their eyes consciously, they'd observe he's white.
You will never be white, moishe
You can already tell it will be less kino than Craig Bond
>Craig Bond
>kino
You're fricking high.
He's not that israelitey. Stop it.
It will be Goldfinger compared to nuBond, I can already tell
You're a zoomer with nostalgia.
These movies started getting worse the closer they got to the zoomer age so I don't know why you'd assume the new one would be good
>welcome to israelite branch, bond. alongside your PPK M(oshie) has asked that we assign you the additional equiment..
>that may look like a harmless dreidel, however inside is a powerful concussive grenade. observe -- 3 spins counter clockwise arms the grenade, 2 spins clockwise deactivates the count down.
> now pay attention double 0-7, the next item is of particular importance.
>but Q, this is just a credit card, you know i only deal in conflict diamonds.
> Don't be daft double 0-7, this isn't any normal credit card -- it's linked straight to the national debt at 300% APR. we won't have to pay back a single shekel
Kek but I still think he's best case scenario.
None of these movies had trap soundtracks though, that's one benefit the newer movies can have
>Craig
Not Bond
Based.
True but Spectre was nearly half a decade before that. For such a big IP, it's not overused at all. In fact, it's becoming rare.
Nor is ATJ. Bond died with Dalton.
At least now they have an excuse to cast Judi Dench as a Bond girl
The future's looking bright for hagbros.
I don't care. I won't see his movies.
I know nothing about the guy, he may be fine unlike that flamer Craig, but Barbara makes this shit a no go for me. Every Bond film she's sat around for has been shit. She's beyond incompetent, she's malicious.
At this point, I'd be happy for something like Brosnan's movies again.
Ok kick ass
Your wife’s old. Real old.
I hate this homosexual so much. He's such a Redditor and obvious EON shill.
shocker
Holy shit that woman had 4 daughters. That's crazy.
unused original Fleming titles, ranked in likelihood of ever being used for the films:
>The Property of a Lady
>Risico
>Trigger Finger
>The Hildebrand Rarity
>007 in New York
>Reflections in a Carey Cadillac
i think all of them could work except maybe the last one
>The Property of a Lady
Suits him
>007 in New York
you forgot The Double Take and "James Bond and the Murder Before Breakfast" (lol)
>Good evening, Bond. Please take a seat.
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>No Time To Kvetch
>the man with the ball point pen
>Dr. Nah
>From Chiraq With Love
>Coalfinger
>Thunderchirp
>You Only Bail Twice
>On Her Majesty's Social Service
>Live And Let Breathe
>The Man With The Golden Strap
>The Cop Who Shot Me
>Buckbreaker
>For Your Wings Only
>Octatroon
>A Bodycam To A Kill
>The Living Alarmchirps
>Licence to Pick
>Tomorrow Never Bails
>The Welfare Is Not Enough
>Steal Another Day
>Chiq-fil-a Royale
>Quantum of Basedsauce
>No Time To Breath
>Never Say Black person Again
>You want me to pay?
>No, Mr. Bond, I want you to kvetch
>Bond, you can't let goldfinger into the federal reserve! He has to be stopped at all costs!
> In that case M, I'll need the national guard and $3000 in gold bullion
>Oy! do i look like i'm made out of money? how about a compromised white nationalist militia and this coupon for one free double cheese with a large Mcdonalds meal?
>M this expired 2 years ago!
>have you no decency? No humanity?
>oy vey, I've haven't eaten in 7 hours
>you expect me to starve is what you expect
>can you at least loosen these... what are these, zip ties?
>you had nothing better than zip ties?
>oy vey, my wrists are killing me. I've lost circulation. I could lose my hands you know.
>what am I even doing here?
>why didn't I listen to my wife?
>20 fricking years, I wanted Bondkino.
>I compromised, I got gay Bourneslop.
>I wanted a hot Bond girl to jerk off to.
>I compromised, i got a black troony on a scooter with Bond in the back.
>I wanted to some good Bond themes.
>I compromised, I got Billie Eilish instead.
>>I wanted a hot Bond girl to jerk off to.
Eva, Olga, Lea, Monica and Ana De Armas block your path.
Ehhh. They never made me feel love and lust like Sophie Marceau, Denise Richards, Carey Lowell, Jane Seymour. They weren't perfectly cast hidden gems like how all Bond girls should be, they were just popular actresses of the time. Bond girls should be unknown beauties or at least if they're popular they should fit. I never thought any of them besides Olga fit the Bond girl role.
>NOT a black guy
I applaud them for resisting DEI pressures to race-flip the character. I really do.
His gay ass style makes it kind of hard to judge. I'll wait until they drop pictures of him in the costume.
>Get one of the OLD Moneypennys back
>As the main love interest
they could cast his wife
>He knows the meaning of success
>His needs are more, so he gives less
>They call him the winner who takes all
>And he strikes, like Matzah ball
he's too bald
I wouldn't say a single word to him, I would listen
If he plays it exactly like his character in Bullet Train the franchise will be kino. Even better if Guy Richie writes and directs the first movie. Proper naughty Bond mate
I think his BT character toned down, without the gay stache and wienerney accent is kino. We NEED butthole based Bond again who treats others as disposable means to achieve his mission. No more wholesome chungus Bond like Craig.
>The Name's Bomb. Box Office Bomb
no your name is Ass, Kick-Ass
I don't understand this casting besides he has some connections I guess. It's just a weird choice.
It's actually pretty genius for Barbara's standards.
>33, seasoned but also young and can make movies for 10 years plus
>is not some big name with attachments but also people have heard of him
>can do both action and comedy, perfect for Bond
>fresh and new choice amongst Cavill/Fassbender/whatever.
30s, white, dark, tall, handsome, British. Experience of action movies. It's not rocket science
This. It's the most sane decision Barbara has done since she took over.
>white
>you didn't see that coming?
no you're not
Frick him in the ass and steal his cowboy boots
it really just should be cavill
being a good actor is not a prerequisite for being bond
not true at all
He's already played 2 knock-off Bonds on other movies. Let him do his Warhammer movies.
already seen what he can do, not impressed.
Should have been fassbender, but he's irish so the british won't allow it.
What could have been
They should have signed him on for 3 films. Would have been perfect.
I like Fassbender but he would've just been the same grimdark slop. Bond can't be that.
Don't @me ever again
would've been even worse than craig
Yeah, I'm sure Jacob Bondstein will be so much better.
I hate you
Hibernophobe
One bond burger please
This isn't the same level of suave, gentleman martini kind of guy.
This is like, popped collar, slightly male stripper vibe,
>This isn't the same level of suave, gentleman martini kind of guy.
name a modern actor who fits that bill
>name a modern actor who fits that bill
Henry Cavill and Michael Fassbender.
Cavill looks like a bodybuilder and Fassbender is 46
ATJ looks like a stripper or sleazy porn director. He's better suited to be a villain then Bond.
bond is in his 40's in the books
we just got done with 15 years of Craig, Eon isn't going to sign on a guy who would be in his 50s before his second movie comes out
>Eon isn't going to sign on a guy who would be in his 50s before his second movie comes out
Just make a trilogy then. Eon will do this again whoever they cast.
cowville is too fat.
He's honestly not a good fit either, mostly because of his build. Bond has never really been the most muscular guy
I didn't know he was british
Pure sleezecore
A israeli Bond, they're going guns blazing. They're afraid, trying to dominate. Soon.
He look like a british James Franco.